(cuckoo noise) (dramatic animal sounds) - Welcome to Good Mythical Mor- - Merchicality! - Yeah you know what that means boys? - No. - That means that somebody out there was repping the mythical merch. Let's see who it was. It was Nick Garcia. Keepin' it old school with the old pomade and lip balm and mug. - The mug and the hat. - And the poster in the background. - Whoa. - Oh Nick, you gotta
update, you gotta update. Mythical dot store. - I think he's going just fine. Hashtag merchicality, do the same as Nick and we might feature you and
do what we're doing for Nick, which is giving him a 30 dollar mythical dot store gift card. - [All] Whoo. - Oh, you said whoo too. - Look, guys we're kinda
like, - No I didn't. - At least the three of us look like we planned to be here today. - Yeah I know, I need to get some sort of yellow accoutrement. - What's that? - Uh we're gonna play
a, a food guessing game, called Smash Nuts. (boy chuckles) - Now Lando, as you were watching Shepherd kick me and your dad in the
nuts, were you concerned? - Yes. Not when he was
kicking you, only dad. - Oh okay. Nice, thanks for that. - I mean, what was the
first thing you said to me when I came back out after
taking off the jockstrap? - I said are you okay. - That's cause your a kind son. And then what was the
second thing you said? You thought that Shepherd... - Oh, I thought that Shepherd
kicked you harder than Rhett. - Hey Shepherd, did you kick him harder than you kicked me? - A little bit. (crowd laughs) - Come on Shep, no hard feelings man. - Hey, that's why you shoulda
got your son to do it man. - You did a good job. No hard feelings except
in my testicle region. (boys laugh) - Alright, let's eat some nuts. - But you did your job, okay... - Why is it in a cup? - No that's not a cup. - Because you're on our show so, so we're gonna guess
what kind of nut this is. Do we have anything to eat it with, or we're gonna use our pincers? - Fingers. - Okay, let's just,
everybody grab a little bit. - And don't say as soon as you know okay? Are we gonna do a countdown for this? - [Camera Person] We can. - Yeah don't say as soon as you know, we're gonna do a countdown. (chewing sounds) - Oh I know. - I know. - That tastes good. - Yeah it is pretty good. It's obvious. - Mm, okay. - [Camera Person] Ready? - I got my guess. - Yeah. - You got your guess? - Yes. - Alright. - [Camera Person] Three, two, one... - [Rhett And Link] Pecan. - Cashew. - Pecan. - So, you said late. You gotta say, - Smart kid. - Yeah. (crowd laughs) - So you said pecan, you said pecan, I said pecan, you said pecan? - He said cashew. - No, no I said cashew. - You said cashew? - He didn't say pecan. - Alright what is it? (everyone chatters) - We're from North Carolina, we don't say pecan, we say pecan. - [Camera Person] You
want me to reveal now or you wanna go through 'em? - Reveal now. - Yeah. - [Camera Person] Those were almonds. - Almonds, what the. - Yeah I thought about
that. - They're almonds? - Those were some good tasting almonds. - Almonds? - I thought they might be almonds. - I thought they were a little bit white, for pecans but it certainly
tastes like a pecan. - Check out this one guys,
it looks like quinoa. - I hope it's not. (Link
and Shepherd laugh) - Let's dig in. - I hate quinoa. - Yeah. - Oh, uh okay. - Oh I know what this one is. - Okay. - You know what that one is? - Okay, ready. (boys mumble) - [Camera Person] Three, two, one... - Pecan. - Pecan. - Pecan. - Cashew. (crowd laughs) - You've got team pecan I think. - I was looking at my water
cause you spilled that in there. - Oh sorry. - Okay so we got three
pecans and one cashew again. - [Camera Person] But what you were really eating was walnuts. (crowd laughs) - Oh I can taste it now, it's got that... - Hold up, walnuts are super bitter. - There's a walnut aftertaste. There's a bitter aftertaste. - Really? - Oh yeah there is. - Yeah. - Hold on. - I totally forgot what
nuts taste like so, - This is rigged. - Yeah this is rigged guys, oh actually now, it is a walnut. - Yep, yep. - It's so obvious now,
what happened in my brain? - We shoulda just waited a
minute, and it really sets in. - Yeah let it wait a minute next time. I know I was the one
who said I got my guess. - What were you gonna say? Were you saying something? - No. - Okay. (laughs) - I don't think so. - Alright, conscientious
objector, that's what you are. - Yeah. - Let's all dig in to this cheddar cheese. - Ew. (boys laugh) - Yeah, this one has breathing holes in it and they get plugged with
skin when you wear it. - Oh man, that is a good nut. - Oh my gosh, that's incredible. - That's got so much flavor. - That's good. - Tastes like butter. Wow. - You like butter? I mean like, - Hold on, I know what this is
I just gotta think about it. - I have no idea. - Oh, hold on, oh, oh,
oh, no, yep, yep, yep. Uh-huh, that's a good nut,
that's my favorite nut. - I have no idea. - Now, we have to guess in unison guys. - Say it on three, two, one and then we all guess
at the same time, okay? No late guesses Shep, okay? - [Camera Person] Three, two, one... - Macadamia. - [Link And Boys] Cashew. - So you said macadamia, you said, - Cashew. - Cashew. - Cashew. - [Camera Person] Cashews. - Yay! - Yeah boys, bring it in. - I told you it was my
favorite nut, macadamia. - Shepherd what have I done to you man? Let's be friends. - Oh, that's a cashew isn't it? - Mm, my favorite nut. No this is mine. - I think cashew's my favorite nut. - I actually... - And I didn't even know it. - I actually liked the almond. - Cashew's got a lot of flavor. - That's why I like it. - Everyone but Rhett has one. - Ew, it looks like cereal, that accidentally went down the drain and then it went down
the other side, I guess. - The other side of what? - The drain. - Out the other end of
the drain, like the sewer? - Oh, I know. - This is
a great way to eat nuts. - I know, I totally know. - This feels obvious to
me but I've been so wrong. - No I've tasted it, but
I know this taste so well. - But you don't know what it is? - I hate it. - You hate it? - I have no idea what it is. - Okay. - You put it on the table,
put it in your water. - Shepherd you don't like this taste? - You don't like that? - Okay. - Alright, you ready to guess? - No. - Are you abstaining? Are you conscientiously objecting? - Just think hard. - Oh I think I might know. - You might know, alright
that's all we need. - You got it, you ready? - Yes. - [Camera Person] Okay, three, two, one... - [Rhett, Link And Lando]
Peanuts. - [Shepherd] Pecan? - Pecan? - You said pecan, we
all said peanut right? - Yeah, peanuts. - That's gotta be a peanut right? - [Camera Person] Peanuts. - Peanuts, yeah okay. - Peanuts are good. - Yeah they should make that
into like a smooth thing. - Do you know what boys,
peanuts are not nuts. - They are veloons or whatever? - Veloons that's right. - No, no I think they're balloons. - Balloons, close. - Actually they are nuts. - Alright guys check out this. - That looks like nut butter. - Wrong. - This is not- - Oh this is wet. - This is ground turkey
meat, everybody get some. - Is it good? - Ugh. Wait is it good? - See I would've said that was walnut because it's so bitter. - Oh, we have these at home
but this tastes way worse. - What is this? - I think I know. - Ew. - Uh, oh hold on. - Is this double? - No, no, I know exact- - It's very oily. - Yeah I think I know it. Maybe. - I'm picturing these. Alright, I got it, I
think. - Have a guess. - [Camera Person] Okay? Link? - Okay? - Okay. - [Camera Person] Three,
two, one... - I'm not ready. - Hazelnut. - Pecan? - Pecan. - Yeah I said pecan. - Hazelnut. - Pecan, pecan, hazelnut, (silly noise) - [Camera Person] These are, pecans. - Yeah. - That's a pecan? - Three points, three points,
two points, one point? - You sure you didn't ground
up the outside of them? - Wait no you only have two points. - No, I just got a point. - I have three points. - No you have two. - I think Link's a nut expert. - I'm a nut king. - That's it. - [Camera Person] That's all of them left. - You get to take home all the cups Link. - I'm gonna need 'em if I'm
gonna hang around Shep anymore. Imma have to double layer next time buddy. - Move at the speed of
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