Dad Jokes | You Laugh, You Lose | Teddy vs. DoBoy | All Def

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Channel: Dad Jokes

Views: 5,234,997

Rating: 4.8937902 out of 5

Keywords: Teddy Ray, DoBoy, Try Not to Laugh, Dad Jokes, You Laugh, You Lose, Funny Clips, Funny Vine, Hilarious, Jokes, Telling JOkes, Funniest Jokes, Laughing at funny jokes, laughing, funnier, who's funnier, comedians, stand up, stand up comedy, competitions, dad jokes, survivors of dad jokes, laugh game, laughing game, who laughs first, try not to, laugh, laughter, all def comedy, all def, all def digital, alldef, add, alldefdigital

Id: VtcS318L8g4

Length: 7min 5sec (425 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 05 2017