SIDEMEN EXTREME CHRISTMAS COOK OFF

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the side man Christmas cooker today we are joined by Mr will Annie the smallest man in the United States and we will also be mentored and judged by sorted food however we got some business to do when they need and Chris can you go back and forth and pick your teams one by one yeah no KSI on Christmas dinner that's fitting do you want to pick first first uh I will pick first Harry's just said that he can cook a good bird so I'm gonna go with Harry oh okay look like a man that's prepared a lot of food come sit with me Simon's admitted he can't cook yeah he doesn't know what any food is we've established so it's between the two middle two I'd go I'm gonna go with a bit really good when I I admit I can't cook take it back don't take it back this man struggled with sandwiches bro I'm a hard worker I'm diligent diligent Mr Minter will you please come did you not hear what he said Toby getting picked till last classic I literally admitted I can't cook oh that's fine over again wow Toby's good with birds as well we'll pick Toby following dishes they have to make a succulent Christmas turkey alongside that they need to make some pigs in blankets accompanied by some parsnips brussels sprouts some crispy crispy crispy potatoes and on the sides we have some homemade cranberry sauce to make and I think everybody's favorite some mulled wine so without further Ado get stuff in those turkeys boys now we're off thank you thank you sir I know my role okay all right you're a maid you can clean up for us some mold one I absolutely love muld wine we got any good Harry could you tie this up for me please no I [ __ ] it though oh you have what have you done I don't know yeah that's good oh Tyson please oh yeah I just like having to hurry up you're the most senior Foods person here so you're in charge of the turkey these a lot of [ __ ] 30 years old but then we have to work out what order to do it you're not scaring me how many ingredients there are boy he's just saying as your guests today we have we have empty glasses Harry who wouldn't mind a little Temple of something wrong wide we've got some of your creeper on the back oh it's a actually it's a glass of rock that's a lovely knife isn't it that is a lovely knife well you never guess what we bought all of the kitchen utensils today using revolute rewards you can get up to 30 cashback if you use the rewards on the app all you have to do is head over to the tab inside the app and you'll find it all there however Lads I'm not paying for all these utensils alone get your phones out and chip in Via Revolution so the cooking has just begun I got a little notification from Ethan requesting to split the bill now I can only assume this is for all of the cooking ingredients we're in the Christmas spirit so you know what Ethan I'll split that with you so I'm gonna go on and split the bill for the supplies today because you know he's on that team I'm on this team and we're going to make some nice food that is as I split the building on revolute I covered my team thank you what do you want me to do boys uh Smack That would you want me to do because I'm actually good in the kitchen well sure we're then think Captain you got all right I've got I haven't cooked a meal in two years I can tell that why are you writing it on your phone because we need to take note of the timings to when they go in the oven oh this man thinks like a chef but nothing's gone in the oven yes but it's gone I have to at some point at some time come on come on come on through with the main event all right get in there and get the giblets out oh grab a bit get in get the giblets what are the gibblers everything that's inside just grab it out there's a bag of giblets what's this that's the wishbone Christmas after all you sure there's a bag of anything in there oh boys if they're in there remove them and chip into your roasting trip there's nothing in here this is get your hand deep in there literally fish all the way away there's nothing in there bro it's empty teaching them out of this Birds I was training as a vet so I'm quite used to okay I'm sticking my hand up defenseless animals Hey Chris your team sucks cheers yeah [ __ ] your dick a lot of anger coming from that team we're having a good time here oh my God Jesus Christ very consensual the turkey bug don't you ask what I'm doing you want to [ __ ] go turkey wise yeah oh you don't even understand I'm not you want to [ __ ] go I'm not even following the recipe I've heard your turkey Tech as a special yes so so my plan is to is to fry it first goodness man because what's the problem with this bird right obviously because with the Thymes a question which has played mankind for many years the thigh and the wings you want to be nuked to Oblivion so they fall off a bone whereas the breasts you all obviously want a little bit succulent so if I put it on a pan first cook from the bottom get that all hot and then put in the oven to cook the top not a crazy idea I just don't know if you have a pan big enough as I'm inside a turkey oh Jesus I'm looking for a bag of giblets but pull the skin away from the meat on this yeah yeah just pull the skin back oh yeah I'm in get yourself under oh man I mean you want some ideally some butter and some greasy hands yeah don't worry I'll get I'll get there so there's the breasts right yeah for a lover breast is there a small little pan I can use it small little pan for a small little man hey there's no need for that oh mold wine is so good isn't it it's the best with a bit of sidemen vodka in as well thank you for that we didn't pay him for that this will work to get the team spirit together Ethan come here yeah what's happening let's go let's go it's Christmas everyone's drunk on Christmas yeah all right yeah oh wow delicious wonderful Feliz Navidad Feliz I have no dad out of Interest Who here is starting out good or bad I like Harry's confidence he's got an idea yeah I can't be honest I don't think it's gonna work this is not a pound big enough but I like the idea Chris you want to see this oh yeah [Music] not always safe make it a perfect Cube but why we're not making a Minecraft dinner do you want no no I've got people live up later okay you want a pina colada oh yeah please tell you what I'm doing to this turkey mate this should be illegal that is illegal who are you worried about this team feel more organized I love a man with a plan and I think wheels that you say that he's now got a pina colada yes as I said a man with a plan Harry would you like your triple artist wrapped in my meat or would you uh uh I prefer your lips round one yeah just a couple of boys having fun I forgot on how to get under the skin here how do you get under the skin back of the hand so take your palm and run it along the breast yeah how'd you get inside he said that before leave him alone don't be shy get in there don't pierce the skin just slide under keep your fingers together you can fit another finger in there Harry I'm pushing man I'm pushing it you're being wonderfully gentle could you finger my bird please there you go look I've taught that stuff in in there see you in a bit turkey lad you're full of lovely bits and pieces now where are yourskins those are asked girls [ __ ] off okay yeah with your weird inwards walking don't track cameras now he's overthinking it if we get marked down on Turkey please don't take out me it's fine you know what I was told to consider and cut do you want to say the turkey Josh I'm married can you cook yeah okay thanks that's cap no I know it I can tell you for a fact I have an order deliveroo in what two three weeks could you pull out your phone and show me your total delivery orders I reckon I've got you I reckon I've got I think Will's got you 767. ever oh my God gets more than me 867. I will confuse with one thousand five hundred nights oh my God that is [ __ ] mental considering you moved to London like three weeks ago it's a lot of fun and games happening over there but the serious lands over here making the better Christmas dinner should we have some uh should we have some shots of XIX oh yeah we won't even have to do odds of deep throwing it we both know [ __ ] yeah absolutely come on will it's part of fun no let's start from two numbers all right three two one one [ __ ] oh that's amazing wait are you not using no no well no after this [Laughter] do you know what women are incredible man you know right yeah they're just deep floating parsnips over there I've got a funny feeling they're working well as teams they're not really talking like it's all happening they're not really sharing with each other what's going on I feel like they think it's Christmas Eve and they're not doing this till tomorrow there's no emergency there's no reason do we have a time limit yeah three hours three hours yeah you've had 40 minutes of appealing 40 minutes we've had about 30 so that means we've probably got like 40 minutes Harry got 30 minutes to get that road I'm absolutely flying I've got I need to cut the uh to school of meat I feel like Harry's been on foreplay for about half an hour [ __ ] and shucker already [Music] it's fine a messy kitchen means that you're a good cook right Harry what are you doing now I'm scoring the legs of the turkey why I like this thank you he's gonna get all the way oh my God man it's coming back but with sausage juice on it oh guys a Monumental moment the turkey is now going in the oven cheers cheers to the turkey everyone I'm now at your mercy put these on boil them for 15 minutes this 15 this five this is stressing me the [ __ ] out boys throughout the cook we're gonna bring you some odd ingredients that we want you to try and incorporate into some of these classic Christmas dishes okay we're gonna throw curveballs in you know half house time half hour's time our food's Gonna Be Ready it does sound like salmonella turn to the drink because my cooking's not going well you make me a shot of exercise please oh of course I can because I'm I'm stressed about this bird you want some more yeah yeah you want bro on the floor yeah if you do on that side as well no charge probably that's one and a half the most right you might want to close up of this because something's about to hit something in the oven yeah because I'll explain my theory this is an accident waiting to happen my question is like all this all the effort this has been is it gonna make the difference oh my God so why why what was your logic why are we doing this I don't know what are you doing I need to get the fires on the bottom of it that's the whole point the past not big enough but if it takes five minutes to come up to boil it's probably 15 minutes in total he said he cooks every meal [ __ ] off I will happily admit I cannot cook I don't know what I'm doing Fair they're looking fluffy they're looking yeah Place into a large roasting tray do you want some special pepper ingredients I'll take some special pepper oh I like to say swan pepper doesn't Ethan's voice just annoy you huh no nothing no no say that louder I said doesn't Ethan's voice just annoy you yeah that sounds so smart I was hoping to tell you but he was too busy talking too busy yeah he can't hear me over the sound of his own [ __ ] stupid annoying voice have one of them pop it on your tongue yeah so we all know what we're talking about it has a kind of numbing you know when you leave the dentist you start dribbling it's like that well that's lovely that yeah nice William oh it's a special oh it's quite nice all right oh that tastes like promotion yes lad I want more lads oh you want like I want to block Cloud you want to go back to Zinger well I want a block of it you want old Brazil there we go okay then that needs to roast for an hour uh did you drop off those station one ones yeah yeah just couple in a coupling like that yeah yeah less yeah a bit more a bit more okay come on a couple more a bit more Fanny just giving the other team a little magical seasoning I thought I'd give you the chance to use another magical series you want to use it holy [ __ ] it's really dead oh my word it might be useful later on for a little bit of seasoning hey mate I offer this other team as well yeah and Ben's will give you a little bit of season in the Szechuan yeah there's no little season you can try that it's salt in it oh it's like salt with vinegar acid it's acid citric acids I just heard that's it yeah wow it's what makes slime so Tangy can you you got a phone without timer on it you do it because mine's doing the turkey hang on hang on hang on hour please sure I do need some hydrating though Wicked wines bro I think we're getting on well you know I think you're nailing it and I love the fact that you're about to you're about to parboil Sprouts in Highland Spring Water it's just that it's delicious this looks defeated already of course you look very upset with your team I'm just a happy little Christmas elf over here are we gonna get judged if our food is cold because they take too long hey everyone's violating you today you know what I thought we were friends where's the Goosebumps well if there's the goose you silly goose you silly goose oh no Goosebumps here I need a spoon Goosebumps here do you reckon I can hit will any in the head I think this is the perfect one to do it yeah but you have to hit him in the heads do it now oh no I've missed it was so far away hi who started a war wow oh that was really cool it went in his uh I threw it money um the oven is not big enough for everything oh that is an issue you might have to improvise so once your turkey's done it can come out and just rest for a good 30-40 minutes and you don't want to serve it piping hard but you've also got mulled wine to make and season you've also got cranberry sauce to make yeah we should get started on all the extra things code red where's the foil what the turkey needs to go in the oven yeah turkey's been in the oven for 15 minutes bro it doesn't matter when it went in let's look at a bit of aeration like let's not do it amazingly I want this to be fully coverless we might lose flavor out the middle yeah you don't want the flavor flying away it's hitting the [ __ ] top of it oh no [Laughter] yeah mine's empty now oh well we couldn't possibly have that not in our house on Christmas prepare it it warms it up sorry sorry sir would you like an exciting no thank you I'm busy no I'll give her some odds Vic yeah well we'll take something three okay three two one two that is a shame all right let me give another one if I can toss this Brussels sprout in high in the air and catch my mouth come on we believe that's pretty hard to you that's all you that's awesome yeah other side of the room okay okay I like that wow we got this this is this is uh keep going wow really money Harry we win challenge we'd win place the goose flat oh and one tablespoon of oil oh this seems like a big moment and how much Goose about all of it no wait it says eight tablespoons up here all right where's your tablespoon how many ball balls do you reckon you can stuff up your bum this it's a shot with a prime oh yeah Harry this is his shop is this two shots it was not one too bad was it yeah the cooking responsibly yeah it's one shot wigging that in there that is gonna taste good though oh yes yes I nearly called you Joker then I'm preheating the goose fat how long would you know about that how long we got left at a turkey in approximately 24 minutes I'm taking the tinfoil off then it goes in for another 45. if you need it you've got a turkey baster turkey baster yeah I could chuckle the juices over at corner what's that it's a maester oh baister that's a baster I was so I got like can I use it so squeeze and then put in all blow bubbles that's more Dwayne Simon oh wow it does work wow that's that was really quite impressive that was cool we can't really do anything now this seems too peaceful yeah let's go let's go antagonize them this is fine all right well I'll I'll stay on with the Brussels sprouts we have nothing to do right now we've got ages [ __ ] boil will you just boil for [ __ ] sake by the way you want to see my cooking skills yeah the judges will know they only want a 10. you're a good team captain mate thank you thank you sir Simon potatoes salmon oh I've preheated the goose fat oh yeah oh oh yeah we've got like a spoon or anything yeah got me one of them wooden spins those so yeah yeah and then we need black pepper as well 2016. 2016 yeah you're not trying to kill them then you have to toss the coat and one thing that I actually do is yeah she's a big one I tell you what in Newcastle do they even like have Christmas dinner yeah of course we've got [ __ ] Christmas dinner we've got fathers too they are some soft parsnips yeah they're very but I think they will crisp up they'll crisp up hopefully pretty soft they are completely cooked aren't they so you ideally want to get that in the hottest oven possible so it goes crispy or you can fry it off it's really hot because they're they're cooked they shouldn't be cooked is like they're half done they left them in for too long [ __ ] yes um I had a shot of XIX and then 15 minutes for everything don't say we don't say weave it's okay it's okay foreign [Laughter] Harry Harry look at us we're small people Chris we're small people oh yeah I think that's better and he gave us a big shot [Laughter] there you go mate hello and welcome to the video I'm just I'm just joined the video for the first time yeah yeah that was crazy right their team is Stone Cold Sober if I catch this we get bones you can cushion so a raw cranberry is probably the most tannic thing you can eat that was really cool you're like a really over brewed cup of tea have a bite okay zombie bro s 250. they set fire to their cranberries they put some vodka in them if you wanted to yeah let's play last to leave their hand on the pan wins it that could be a fun game for the family no it's not hot oh okay all right I'll get in there it's been in that oven but I mean I'm gonna win I've won they're doing they're playing chicken with a hot tray which to me instantly says they're ahead of the game and they've got time to kill except I really don't think they are compared to the blue team they're parsnips and potatoes aren't it at least the parsnips are cooked yeah I definitely cooked should we be doing something three two three two one right now we got it we got it we got it I don't know all right we have the pan yeah just trash bro plug it no more more more more more more yeah boom why is he not doing it no no we'll get closer get closer look Jimmy get closer bro we're gonna have to sit on fire if you smell my burnt hairs I've burnt on my heads I can smell Sydney's hair okay they're going they mean they're losing shape they're losing shade and now they're fine too less collaborative this is what every family Christmas is bickering stuffing and gravy is all we got left after yeah where's the stuffing things yeah stopping balls yeah we're in a big stuff and we don't have a tray well where's your [ __ ] pigs and blankets they're in the fridge how much room is there on the trail we're trying to figure out what we're putting it together yeah yeah when do we give them a gift Applewood or hickory we'll give them the choice so for later on we've got ourselves a little Gadget sorry guys what is a key flavor at Christmas chestnuts roasting on an open fire what does the fire have smoke let's give them some smoke they just need to work out where to put that yeah exactly exactly you feed me to it oh that's good that's a great ball um [ __ ] cook man come on stupid [ __ ] Geordie did we take the turkey out is he out nearly in my in one minute and then I've got to put it back in here we'll [ __ ] go here we go home stretch fantastic hey Lads what's more pepper the potatoes some alcohol jokes do that guys I put one potato now stop stop bro uh just a quick question how is that not in the oven because they're chopping the garlic no that should be a problem steady wins the race but it does it yeah not when you run out of time add the herbs there's no herbs yeah we'll make the herbs then make the space for me Lads make a space here she goes we remove the tin foil oh boys she comes she looks a little anemic it's looking like with we're defying expectations with this turkey we're defying expectations revolute is a financial super app used by over 25 million people sign up to Revolution metal plan and get our limited edition sidemen engraved card and access to tons of exclusive benefits and rewards going on a ski holiday revolut metal includes overseas medical and winter sports insurance and you also get unlimited currency conversion with no fees 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Jammy to fix that house but you've still got that bitterness which is interesting because you still you haven't quite cooked The Cranberries out and you're kind of always a bit more sweetness two more cooking uh not a huge amount more cooking because you've got enough residual heat there to melt the sugar it's a bit more of the white sugar or the brown sugar yep and you're orange juice [Laughter] Toby you forgot your mulled wine you wait there that's mold one I'd love some old ones why does it feel calm over here now Harry bring out the pigs in blanket what are they done now they don't look done because we're going to put them in at the ends oh yeah okay yeah yeah I think they are pepper like Vic it's not formal sentences to our method and then let it let it let go and it slowly fills up oh wow Lads Lads let's smoke my turkey yeah don't ruin his turkey he will cry I just you know no no I'm gonna make it better here we go here we go get inside him get inside yeah come on mate this is sick you better keep in how long do you want to do this for put it back in the oven then just fill the oven with smoke yeah I was getting tips off of our assorted friends you know what I'll sort of food I'm just saying by the way they feel sorry for no no they're hanging out with us because they feel something are you surprised check into the deepest part of the turkey don't don't don't it's going in the turkey it hasn't been in the turkey yet right no it's got armpit on it now right oh here we go 71.75 we're going up oh it's hot in there for the end hot panel with oil yeah I feel like you need notified this is what I don't believe you same your performance today the amount of times you're like you don't know how to use this [ __ ] you got more than me you have a chef you have a chef no and just leave it and it will half an hour it will stay suit Christmas everything all right over there yeah I'm good man hey how much exercise vodka was left in there available at all good stores that's not true I'm gonna back that back in there as well [Laughter] that was a cranberry is it [ __ ] don't forget it's not normal is it it's not brilliant what's missing from it the sauce pots just cranberries at the minute yeah how do you turn it into it if we just mush it up and cook it a bit more wine that's I honestly think that's the best wine is now it's a taste I'm getting you are all you're heating up straight away [Music] six yeah what's this pocket for it's for extra brussels sprouts taking the turkey [Music] no no no no no Treetop with this I want to do a quick do quick I don't want to lose heat levels are you ready now grab that [ __ ] out of there don't drop it because if you drop it we're finished uh I could never be making go go go go it's okay it's okay give them time it's all right there's no rush there's no right put this bit in the let in the leg Yeah that's good that's looking good more 65. come on come on yeah so this all this stuff in the bottom there aren't many juices bro go in the turkey get the juice from in the turkey and put it on the turkey no no not more goose fat oh maybe not why is it bleeding not too much stop that no more please no more please this goose is one spoonful away from a cardiac arrest bro it's good and then back in back in back in I swear to go back in open a bit open up open it up open up oh [ __ ] oh this is my pride it's my baby here you want it in that way yeah fine Kobe Toby he put a lot on that's fine it's fine it's fine [Laughter] Harry this is what you look like when you're Wave by the way just making a new sauce why why because that this one yeah whoever in that'll sorted problems [Music] that's really nice is this your gym this is Arjun all right anyway cheers what's it called sorry chicken sausage know that it's got his bag [Laughter] 132 grams hurry up hey bog how much does that cost what is it how much would that cost is it is it fine how much of that just a little pinch so it's just it's MSG I want a sodium do to me oh we have an extra bottle of XIX here come on play it to the mic oh my God such as semi right now is that fat on the Sprout would you like a shop oh [Laughter] Christmas guys we need to start making mode one time these bastards are hung in the pan I know can you look out of the way to pans now please because me and Simon place the sugar and all of the spices except the nutmeg all right so three star release yep six close Six clothes do we sure that they're closed yeah let's just say yes one cinnamon stick two yeah I've done that two Baileys two oranges whilst your cranberry sauce isn't quite as good as theirs yeah your mold wine is a lot better we haven't even started our mild water yet no but it's not 50 vodka we've got so much to do at the end by the way everything's getting done at the end we've got four hops [ __ ] [ __ ] three and a half so look at your wrist the mind kind of bends to the right yeah which way does yours point there we go yeah yeah right that was my first one yeah Chef not teach you this blue team he's doing anything are you just kind of like nothing left to do no we didn't we didn't hold one you're only just starting the mold right I've done this in the wrong order boys just realized you've got all the ingredients in the bag to make your own mold wine from scratch we just drunk so this this is the pre-made stuff there's nothing in there that's part of the task you need to make your own mulled wine with actual wine [Music] for me wanna get a little Simple Man little zester lemon yeah [Laughter] unless I liked it all right now I need to pour in enough one just to cover it oh why did you say ryoko with the key when it's got a j in it that no stupid Spanish yeah I eat a wee yeah I need a wee actually as well um I'll do half and then we just [ __ ] go into it you know then whatever happens happens I'm now worried for this team that any taste bud will be working with the amount of vodka they've drunk yeah and yet their food looks good in amongst the chaos there are some glimmers at home I think the glimmers of Hope is Toby yeah when you say but I'm so scared for my turkey man take a lot of Pride yeah throw my turkey to be poo buffing because the cranberry sauce is [ __ ] now so that's [ __ ] pointless I think it'd be more offensive to some of that you're not convinced by your cranberry sauce both of you come over and tried it and just blinked it half [Laughter] um give me an order of the things that are most important on the plate gravy and none of them have started that yet gravy number one in any kitchen Saucier brings the dish together the sauce should bring everything together and they've got all the flavor in the bottom there turkey tray it just needs to make it into the gravy where's the goose fat and hear me out please that's a potato why potato I'm in a goose spot bro would anybody fancy a shot yeah I thought you'd never ask once again another member of The Blue Team coming over to the fun Corner desperation I always think it's time to probe your turkey really already Jesus Christ they were like behind us by like maybe ahead of us by like 15 minutes we're about five minutes off of turkey what you're right can I kick you that hard what must I'm about to kick you that hard anyway it's probably been proven in thickness 84. much above 70 it's going to dry out I think have you gone through into that you touching the tree you might be touching the trailer go in by the leg and just check there definitely so take your turkey out into your clean tray and rest it oh there's a clean Trail there I think we've got quality over here and now we've got to make gravy with this how long ago do you reckon this was alive like how freshly getting them do you think last week no last week 201 three months three months now how long ago do you think this Turk died would you oh good question I reckon there's like an October October what did I say they can't slaughter them all at once oh yeah sorry all right you're right yeah really busy week in December that's his neck isn't it yeah yeah we taste we tasted it last time that what he's walking around like yeah yeah it Cooks it's very dark meat probably it's a little over because it might be a little what's nice yeah hello Chris hi stick hi Simon that's all orange fit that in the video put that in the video red team blue team 20 minutes left we only need one plate of food from each of you and one glass of mulled wine to put all the juices in if it said use the juices use the juices foreign [Music] [Music] look at them oh I'll tell you what I mowed one [ __ ] good if I didn't have a daughter to pick up I'd drink that do you wanna yeah please could you feed me it please [Music] the difference lovely [ __ ] it's a bit meaty though it feels tastes a bit meat you just had turkey neck in your mouth oh listen the potatoes got 60s we give them five minutes not right now please we are in we're in turmoil we're in turmoil what's going on we could stop opening the oven I wouldn't take out the potatoes my bad cook bro yeah that's 270 degrees whoa yeah fine they need another five minutes let's oh boys outside the oven's gone off [Music] [Laughter] no no this was actually yours we had to use it for a splash we needed a splash don't bring alcohol here it just go no it's yours just goes in the food who did that who's this all right hit me up I'm cooking all sprouts with sausage meat stuffing I dropped one it's raw so we need you could look at it can we have our oven back on please this is really important we have the oven no why is it oven off we're behind schedule your site's good right yeah [Music] they look good drizzle drizzle yeah that'll do all right Josh another 10 minutes our kitchen has died okay so okay it's because you kept opening the [ __ ] oven door everything now everything's dead what is good is the fact that they they can't serve anything like that yeah I mean we literally cannot lose pop a little flame under that and you can finish off your potatoes in there because they're mostly roasted and then potatoes go in there you've got bad girls out there it was it was gonna happen eventually anyway so badly both of them the judges are cooking their own food the judges are cooking their own food to realize Josh don't do that it's kind of interest in Spanish you literally you're literally dising the whole country that's I'm [ __ ] with country that's horrendously in the old Spanish people idiots yes [ __ ] them right you're kind of talking right don't put Coke and red don't put Coke in red white no [ __ ] way let me try that that doesn't happen that tastes like sausage tastes meaty it tastes like because it was [ __ ] doubt did you see him [ __ ] deep throat sausage earlier James you have five minutes before there needs to be a plate in front of us both that's fine sprouts look okay you know get some nice like brass nice thighs we have no what made them so golden and sticky uh the honey did and also the pepper nice you're even warming the plate these are little touches I'll honestly they haven't even got another one just getting the meat off the bone getting the nice most cooked juicy bit of [Music] how many people does it take to get a turkey one exactly right so shut the [ __ ] up sorry you've got to respect me get the microwave just just don't overflow the plate Harry don't overplay the plate oh my God you've oh my [ __ ] god dude one job it's fine it's fine no it's not fine I can't fix it now stop stop hurry stop Harry stop Harry they're actually really crispy bro my tongue's like my tongue is burned from the gravy by the way okay we already added the gravy because we know you're not gravy thank you very much just letting you know five seconds four oh five three oh boys two plate you enjoy you guys enjoy [Music] would you like some special Sprouts here's some hickory smoked sprouts for you we ever pour the uh gravy please that needs to be way more viscous that's crazy when you taste it you'll realize you work around the plate can I say with no oven I feel like as a team you guys were more chaotic more drunk and more challenged by the fact you lost an oven wouldn't everyone be challenged by losing enough but it's kind of it's kind of essentially challenged as well hang on look at this crispy bit though so an important part the roasties stop talking about do you have a favorite potato I think we should have wore points okay the better potato for me hold your hand over the ones one two three wow [Music] I like the garlic and herb and goose fat on that and it tastes great and it's fluffy although these are Christians crunchy interesting no Christmas is done without Sprouts yeah that was a big Sprout as well you know we didn't put much happening make sure you get a bit of pancetta and smoke on the Sprouts you know oh no he's drawn for them get the smoke on that come on I like the hickory smoke of this but I like the sausage fat of that oh yeah two one [Applause] okay all right so basically how much a hovered hand can looks like the pancetta and Hickory I love it I love it from the [ __ ] pigs and blankets I am revised resourceful right waste not one not your bastards they are al dente but perhaps on the crunchy side where those the little microwave I followed the recipe right parsnips parsnips past knit if we lose the past if we lose the fortune that's mashed potato no it's all right don't don't give up um three two one [Music] all right Thai game everything's all right a little mushy could have taken a bit of season that was me that was me but I like the sticky honey glaze and even the little honey glaze [Music] [Laughter] the pigs and blankets are pretty similar because you had the same ingredients the cranberry sauce is a standout so favorite three two one [Music] if we can even get a split on the turkey we're gonna go gravy because gravy binds everything together wait their gravy is horrendous honestly I've never seen oh that's not something honestly Herbie more of the gravy granules which thickens it potato starch is good tastes buff though turkey flavor yes favorite gravy oh God three two one [Applause] yeah it's thinner but it tastes better which leaves us with two things turkey and a mulled wine we've got segments no segment he knows there's a little bit of everything on this plate some skin on this one yeah that turkey's better than answering [Music] the fact that it's even this close after the shambles that we have yeah if you take a lead you win we got this yeah yeah but I'm talking about turkeys I just heard that turkey gobble we're gonna come back to the turkey we need to wash it down with some mulled wine oh yes I've done this before I like how you're taking it down to the wire good work that is boozy I think ours is very strong oh it all comes down to the turkey oh I think Christmas comes over too one of these turkeys is cooked to Perfection and one of them is better season [ __ ] but come to Perfection is this who the winner is that yeah and therefore the winner given the fact that you guys were so drunk lost an oven and we were so chaotic it's not even right I have a favorite I have a favorite turkey I can't believe I have a favorite turkey three two one ready thank you [Music] so boys as you were carving that turkey it was so so juicy that could only be married but boys there's nothing bad about this at all my turkey in a pan [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music]

Channel: Sidemen

Views: 7,566,711

Keywords: sidemen, sidemen sunday, #sidemensunday

Id: R-9Hsgx0gHA

Length: 53min 6sec (3186 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 11 2022

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