SIDEMEN ABANDONED IN THE DESERT CHALLENGE

hello and welcome to Simon abandoned challenge in the desert the rules are simple the boys have been to three teams and dropped somewhere in the desert it is then their job to make it out of their completed series challenges and then make their way to the Finish Line the first team to the Finish Line wins however there's a Twist I mean the boys select which kind of team they're going to be on and little do they know it's a massive change how their days pan out so let's beat the teams green yes sir Green Team Green come on red team red team red team red team black team black team yeah I've got a black how many kilos [Laughter] it's pretty scary now I can't lie oh is it blacked out it's all been a trick they pretended to be my friend so they could take my kidneys uh we're on the way right that's hey don't be that heavy it doesn't look very night mode wow oh we're trekking into the desert the middle of nowhere the driest place on Earth apart from Josh's mum's vagina the car is moving what's the purpose so we can't see where we're going James get off Monday all right you can take one kidney but don't take both okay I'm feeling a bit claustrophobic but that's okay you know like I can't breathe but that's fine that's fine it's all good oh that's the thing to heat my gas well we're in the desert we are too very well we were two very pale white boys and I feel like we could be in trouble I am scared because I need a wee and I'm gonna get arrested I can't drink now for the rest of the day I'm literally gonna make more noises James I'm gonna get arrested I can taste the wind I don't know if I like this you know JJ you are a back-to-back sidemen abandoned Champion you won in Europe you won in England we've got to actually try out wait did I win in Europe yeah you and Ethan somehow oh my God yeah they ate some some magic brownies and stumbled to the Finish Line you get to do drugs let's hope it sounds the same way not in this country we don't I noticed the uh the hotel Wi-Fi blocks porn yeah yeah I like it I was just I was just curious I really need to go to the tournament how bad did you need to go really bad how much would you pay me right now to let you guys as well Lots give me your bag and I'll make it happen PayPal right now I also brought a torture with me wait what is it like infrared yeah that enhances the look of it let me expose them excuse me boss man is it possible for my friend to use the bathroom is there any bathrooms okay I just want to stretch my [ __ ] it's cozy in the back of here my knees more say you know [ __ ] else you know what I think zucker's got fetish while I put his mates in black.com how does it feel we've been here for half an hour how does the darkness feel I'm doing all right I can't remember needs a poo unfortunately but he's gonna hold it he's gonna hold it we'll get we'll get him out the desert in no time I'm sure we're having fun oh the Blindfolded fun oh oh blindfolded from where you are a married man oh God oh Jesus Take the Wheel oh this is a game they're playing games with us Jesus what is happening gosh I actually started your ticket I've got family I'm ready to die for the content that's what Josh wants just wants us to die he wants he wants us to relinquish the presenter what happens if we roll hopefully we roll that way because that's on you great oh you're almost there how almost is almost almost there oh I feel it in my testes nah but honestly you like watching at home look at this View stop vlogging no is it time to get out yes oh no oh my God in the bits holy moly okay well goodness great we're screwed hello God if you pop the boot open there's a couple of bags for you lot okay how do you feel Vic you excited oh for real oh we just got flashbang oh it's so bright and hot when they say abandoned in the desert they mean it where the [ __ ] are we it's hot as balls yeah I have no idea where we are is it safe Sun I'm getting out I'm alive I have my belongings and an envelope well fantastic absolutely fantastic this is awful ah Bonnie's out of here all right we're in the desert now no right no ah I know the video is abandoned in the desert but we are Scotland we are literally in the middle of nowhere Sunrise is in the East and sets in the west I think is that different in this hemisphere I don't know we're the opposite oh god well we've got shade over there there's a bush we're gonna start thinking survival oh there's so many bugs there's ants everywhere can I take these blindfolds off now I'm tired of this kinky [ __ ] hey buddy hey I feel more confident yes bye well we know there's a road there so bye ah there we go sunglasses on I'm Ready for today's fun no but I can't see if I open the envelope yes oh there's multiple there is Jesus welcome to the desert you must find your way out using GPS and Compass provided you also have two challenges to complete build a sand castle oh for God's use your metal detector to find stuff keep anything you find with you all day I mean I've found a can over there does that count I don't really need the metal detector okay is this our GPS provided it's not turning on it's [ __ ] dead we even sat on it God it's dead the phone is dead where's your backpack we don't have one well you're not given one by Josh no like the owl we are that person you see right at the top of that yeah I do see that that's totally an Ethan is it yeah I can see Ethan's shape that's big Russian con over there and they've got their backpack yeah I was almost Jack in their backpack I'll run up on them so that's one team we're here where's the others you think others are still alive maybe I don't believe in them challenge one sand castle we have a bucket we do I have a bucket we have a bucket do you have a bit of water yeah we need water oh no but do we want to use our one bottle of water wait no no no where are we going what I have piss we are back with our backpack I have the Sandcastle equipment I believe I have a metal detector our car is disappearing again it's quite nice out there though yeah no great for a really Pale Man sorry sorry Bears that's the melanin talking I'm [ __ ] boiling but I don't have a body like jizzles bro what back it up man what my [ __ ] five kilos cup it's on I've got it how it's because that's not the lock this one is oh this is a stupid Android do we have a real compass because we're spinning round apparently oh that is the dodgiest [ __ ] thing we're not we're spinning around constantly oh it's an actual Compass right okay I thought I'd use that [ __ ] I think we have to just head yeah head to that hill so will that work oh that's a second bucket okay hey that's um so we need water to make that the book hold this are we making a piss Castle no it's not gonna work I'm just pissing on the tower it's not gonna help how else are we supposed to do this he would pass in the bucket then you would add sand and you would like make firm Thunder but I am touching the [ __ ] bit sand so how do we make this hang on a whole second what's that I don't know scan it it's a brick it's a [ __ ] brick all right test up yeah it needs water get some of the sand that's got got a bit of moisture in it like okay wait bro it's the desert well I have a bucket wait if you go deeper down you might get I guess maybe that's why we have shovels dig what you have a [ __ ] shovel yeah see look there see there's wet sand under the dry sand there's more wet sand down there guys come on let's see how this goes this will be better oh my it's a bit [ __ ] but it's definitely a lot better oh beautiful we've got two towels they look like tits oh fantastic this is perfect oh no I've broken already there you go Oh that's oh there we go dig a big hole how [Music] to do this but hey hey wait be sparing with it survival sacrifice apple juice oh that might be even stickier yeah first one oh hey can I then put one on top of this there's no base brilliant what the [ __ ] are you doing you you [ __ ] have you guys never built a sand car I've never built something that's actually deprivation on a high level yeah I've never done this sounds like Vic should just be doing this yeah you should let me let me Product project manage he does play Minecraft be nice if we had a flag can anyone fashion a flag I could piss on that no that's always an option you're gonna be our Castle on the hill so we'll just build up a big hill like this once up to build a little moat around it yeah see that I like Simon I feel all the gaps I know what Phil's gaps 5kg the question is do I put this on with a lot of force or not because I feel like I do things gonna collapse because that's why that's what the [ __ ] sake oh the castle yes it's not bad it's not great it's not great it's a bit nipply I'm not gonna lie it says metal found I don't know what I found it's you you [ __ ] Mel head I have what more wet sand I mean we've we're done right this is a sand castle what more who gets to make that decision on if it's good enough wait I'm gonna make a pool okay so I take it away BRB there was a time in my life where I was proud of what I did for a living I'm telling you right now orange juice doesn't do this for you what did you spend the first half hour in the desert doing of building a fort with apple juice and Sam smells nice sand smells nice now oh yeah mount apple juice wait for it if Josh even tries to say this Castle isn't valid it's got four Towers walls and a moat that's one of them ants that's gonna give you like herpes or something there's a gold little box it's buried treasure it's beeping it's Lindon chocolate why is it going off right he got that that Supply my man he's hydrated I'm gonna about to piss and I'm gonna have like a Sprinkle compared to that it's already dried up didn't really do much all right Vic now go in finish building it um not touching that for sure enough is that way all right you've got a compass in your hand yeah I know but I'm just telling you I was doing it without the compass well what do you know Toby was right yeah you've got a compass in your hands I mean we found something in the desert right that's the challenge right hold up no like wait like wait wait oh this yeah this makes it feel way better this makes it feel oh yeah yeah all right okay guys has anyone seen any treasure around here no there's literally no treasure in this big big we'll never find anything out here wait wait we can't find it where'd you put it oh we're rich I mean the game's the game the game is the game treasure okay my Vlog camera is now in my bag I'm just letting you know it's really quite hard to Vlog metal detect and find your way around we don't have three ads up this June I've got three legs though where are you metal how soon until we eat Vic we definitely need like some Mirage edits as we like slowly walk through the wild things we get kidnapped how much you reckon the side man would pay for us no I'm pretty sure they'll sell us you think because there's more percentage do you think the sidemen would pay for me yeah fair look I see something over on the road oh oh Nelly that looks like quad bike they are quad bikes I see quad bikes I can see two men with two camels actually not I've never been on a camel I've done them all I've heard this morning is that they're so [ __ ] I wouldn't say that about God's creation personally but I would what the [ __ ] is that that would [ __ ] you up the beat was killing the ant no no and the Ant is carrying the beer yeah no the ants killed the beetle oh I've detected it's rock hard balls and [ __ ] up the beetle bro damn nature you scary it's our little castle should we run it over yes City sand castle [Music] sorry I'm sorry that's a metal can't wait for it to be someone's [ __ ] well what the [ __ ] was that for I didn't answer the size of humans aren't they like 200 times stronger than their own body weight there's like also like eight trillion of them would you [ __ ] end no I mean they got booties wait where have the other team gone oh there's the other team yeah let's go that way I don't like this hello brother what's up bastards bro chill chill chill chill did you know that's a scam by the way no there's nothing to find what do you mean there's nothing I thought that was very tragic I look in the thing I see a golden shiny thing I'm like oh my God it's we've come across the treasure box of Lindor let me see no no no yeah no no this is our price yeah you almost got me there what what is that looks like [ __ ] if we were hungry we could live off that like if you genuinely got strategy how do you not die no civilization civilizations oh my God there's three buggies I think be gone Hey where's your sand castle um I was away yeah it's a good thing I can travel we've got camels Simon ah I'm not gonna lie I don't feel sorry [ __ ] you con oh I hate this I hate this I hate this [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] oh this is gonna be good see the man with a white gallon as well hello found people where are we going back to the civilization yes yes already people wow that was easy it doesn't sound like people make this sound hard like people get lost and stuff like that you just need to find a man with three buggies in the desert well [ __ ] Simon Harry let's get on they're gonna destroy our sand cause that's the only good thing about this day so far wait I can see the footprints I see it this may have lost us the race but we found it [Music] Simon wait one second all right we actually should leave now we should leave oh it's that way right oh this looks tight I've got a fat head but we'll make it work I honestly don't remember the last time I drove anything this is normally I have a driver I've been driven for years I'm gonna suffocate in this helmet we are fired up we are kicking and this has what a thousand horsepower you're filming me with a lot of confidence mate ride this camel like it hasn't been ridden before okay well I don't want to get on the camera I've tried to avoid right in the camera for 27 years so now I'm going to do it welcome sir yeah how are you yes yes yeah that looks so cool we gotta get back this helmet is choking me but I don't want to send a message to the kids that you shouldn't wear a helmet should always wear a helmet unless you're an idiot namely the you know I don't want to talk about ill of anyone but why am I not going forward just realized I don't have a helmet all right let's go yeah look look I'm swerving what do you mean abandoned in the desert this is great [Music] wow boy onwards right now I'm just on a camera oh wow this is bro I don't care oh my God oh my God oh my God walking out now we're talking baby yeah I'm living life on the edge what's my camera's name name Shaheen Shaheen Shaheen this is the Michael Jackson yes I'm doing it Mom oh oh my God this is [ __ ] mental Jesus Christ are we winning baby you will roll so easily in this thing okay I nearly [ __ ] rolled ABS nearly an owl what the sound of my eyes we're going sideways boys yeah okay okay Michael okay Michael oh okay damn oh I'm full sideways bro what the [ __ ] I thought I was dead I saw Jake this is the best way to get back to civilization man why is there so much sad man hurry then there where Straight Ahead oh I see him we in this [ __ ] vinaigrette crunk eyebrows on fleek the [ __ ] do you know what's funny I like how they brought the big boy for me look at the size of yours compared to mine I'm so sorry you shouldn't have to bear this way yeah no camel should have to go through that and I can't watch enough to do this one Shaheen look in front of you and be grateful that's Michael Jackson is carrying weights right mine's carrying all 70 kg of me I'm 5 kg a [ __ ] hello that was fun I have a bone to pick with you Josh I spent ages metal detecting thinking you're hidden something there's nothing there are we there yet oh I see civilization I see human beings we're coming out of this endless desert so much [ __ ] time Michael Jackson's released three albums been a massive Superstar at the time that we've been riding yeah he's dropping it like it's hot bro he just did another one I've ridden the [ __ ] out of Michael Jackson I think Josh might have underestimated how long we're gonna be here for a while on the other team the other team are right there is it that's them run okay all right hello boss take hello Mr Boss there you go Steakhouse boss man get me out of this thank God we've arrived out of ten uh 10 minus two oh man Ethan I'm tired of this now Shaheen won't even look at me anymore I think we've been riding so long I'm starting to see mirages I'm just hoping to see a building soon there's a water it's a shame I used it on the side Castle oh look who it is hello Corporal Commander Josh you're in a second place you wanna get a move on oh well we made it back to our car this is exciting well how are we in second man we've crushed those challenges so now they're gonna go to their free locations one team's Gonna Do by Creek one team is going to Dubai I and one team is going to the Atlantis on the palm they have a list of challenges I'm going to text them all uh there's different based on where they're going and then they have to complete all those and then we have to get to us at Dubai fountains but we're gonna enjoy ourselves a nice Whiskey on the Rocks I think we said right I approximate we'll be back at the bird right about 4 P.M yeah because I think I walk faster than this still no no don't you worry about that he's about to go into whakadama oh my God here we go DRS is open My worry is the camel team yeah have the slowest method so they're probably gonna have the fastest stuff to do at the next side got you yeah oh [ __ ] and we wasted time destroying the sun Castle waste the [ __ ] album Jackson bro that's nuts so quick I'm really proud of that camera though her camera's just got us all the way to Cove Beach what Circa told us today oh there's security looking at us right now so I'm scared oh God don't look yeah it is hey how are you we've pulled up stopped okay we pull up come on set here we go we're near the sea are we at the park I have been waiting to do this for so long the sand oh my god oh oh that sounds all right where even are we bro we're really civilizationed up my legs ah bye car bye-bye right you'll be glad to know you know where we are I know exactly where we are we are on the tip of the park luckily for you Harry yeah I'm the master of being at the tip I think I just got a text I just got attacked okay right we just got accusted by the security they wanted to take us in and search us but we fought them off we did with our big [ __ ] anyway we've got our our challenges yeah to-do list let's go we need to provide a scooter or a bike for at least five minutes that could be done find the Statue of a Roman in Caesar's Palace okay get something from McDonald's that isn't on the UK menu ride and Abra which is a water taxi buy the most expensive spice in the world which is saffron okay try camel milk or Camel Ice Cream it says don't drink or eat too much of it I don't know why maybe it'll make us ill oh God we hit 10 balls at the Dubai Creek golf driving range get a picture with a Dubai frame ride the monorail go to WaveHouse bar Atlantis Avenues win a toy and do a shot get above the 10th floor in any building [ __ ] get above the 10th floor in any building get above the 10th floor in any building fully submerge yourself fully submerge yourself in any body of water not illegal nothing illegal buy something gold buy something gold buy something gold make a tick tock or YouTube short for the sidemen channel see a fish see a fish see a fish take five photos spelling each letter of Dubai using your bodies to create the letters using your buddies to create the letters using your bodies to create the letters eat drink something red eat or drink something black eat drink something green get a selfie of a young with a yacht with a yacht we'll do that now yeah arrive at the Finish Line in an outfit of your team color it will not count as a finish unless you're all wearing your team color when does it end and find me around the Dubai Fountains at the Burge yes I have it that's so much stuff all right so we have to do all of those good Lords have mercy okay we've got loads to do see when it says eat something black black cod kind of meant yeah the Yachts right there you can cross now yeah should we hop it yeah we're gonna have to ah nice lovely we'll take another one if we see it but yeah if we see a bigger one but it's good to have it good to have it McDonald's McDonald's golden arches we found a McDonald's pizza and we're at White Beach I'm assuming that means it's a beach so hopefully we can uh submerge ourselves at White Beach you know who couldn't do that the black team gold yeah there's a lot of gold on these sides all right let's get to work good luck finding something in here what is the cheapest gold item you have we spawned in like a in the street full of gold that's crazy 18 get it we have one one don't want it yeah how much is that 250 that's fine yeah that's good okay so we need to take five photos spelling out each letter of Dubai so D do you want to be the curve of the day I'll be the curve it is how does that look that looks much better maybe a chicken no one no one's seen anything like that get me get me to make Arabia please yeah do we have banana in the UK I don't think so hold that a daughter where's the uh wave house yeah left thank you look at the size of that banana and the macrabian oh no and look at mine banada not like that green ice cream that's green can we have please two pistachio ice creams I'm ready [Music] come on that's a great night it is green when have you ever seen an individually packed banana that was a little bit sucks but hey I have to conquer this thing as he battles his banana I'll battle the banana in my time oh it actually looked at least this is Matt I get this on the UK menu bruh look Arabia I just realized this is a race yeah when we got our energy we'll go [Music] yeah come on you know uh I'm quite like a pistachio you'll like it but like a possession because you have to work for this nut it is a woman's necklace but I will wear it wow look at that don't jump down down what size is this yeah that's a bit of me oh yeah okay I see you I'm ready to fully embrace the Green Team I'll just get a Boston Celtics bird saffron right there wow on that sign oh it does yeah we are winning look at that London eye in the background there's a Roman that's Roman there it's just gonna count that as a Roman yes update myself for Bazinga approach Caesar's Palace to buy Roman emperor in our sites that is another one ticked off come on is Ethan tickling the Romans man's chin I'm picking his nose hey look hey Rhodes man and a Roman would you say you look a [ __ ] on oh this is sick could we get some saffron please this store smells really good thank you thank you job done oh that was easy go me that's another one off the list is shrinking what we're going to do with the shuffle George we gotta try it you can snort it if you want foreign I just spat the most expensive spice in the world out of my mouth carelessly we just ate something red saffron's like red oh it is yeah the saffron's red two for one sit down he's got a good memory should we try and find camel milk has anyone got a camel so we're in the wave house the wave house yes win a toy and do a shop head under look at him so much oh why is he dead but you look good is this where you bring all the chicks yeah what's stopping up I'm just sacking it off that's right chilling here just stay in here realistically what desserts are gonna do is guess where are you I'm a ghost Beach [Music] what's the ice cream made from tomorrow here come on and you'll make the ice cream okay we'll come by tomorrow then waffles the way he was just licking the ice cream right we need 900 tickets 900 tickets to win a coffee toy the golden camel is that God Michael Jackson yeah yeah grab that grab that grab that grab that I have purchased new headwear boom bazingos purchased golden item yeah golden camel you already know Michael Jackson Michael Jackson look at that JJ wear that to your next fight I look like a boss this isn't a chain that's chain mail bro you wear that to battle you wear that to a sword fight that's a human trading all right I mean I guess they sell everything in camel milk ice cream this one over here yeah yeah follow the strange man Vic this one is an ice cream place yeah ah look the people that help the help yeah we were getting led to the human trading company but that's right 900 you can only get the 250. all I need to do is win that four times yeah oh here we go come on if I get 250 even if you get like 75 it's good 50 we'll take 50. we'll take 50. yeah yes we're gonna do it we're gonna do it we're gonna do it go on minta come on Simon oh no nice get a rhythm yeah yeah he's in the groove oh state if I was a woman right now I'd be wet cropping at the wound oh there's this I could put a dress on yes I don't know if you want to do that in Dubai oh sure can we buy this just the red just uh yeah uh three three no problem in the U.S 150. 150. 130 is a good price it's not take that much perfect one third one for 130. we have to run and get a selfie over here look and there they are I don't believe it he's gone for 200 he's got it he's got 200. I love it I love it how many credits though how many tickets oh seven 70. we got 70. 70 tickets uh we should have stayed at the beach but we should have stayed at the beach club I like it okay come on my brother no feck that's 10 Dirhams wasted okay I don't think it's our plan bring your legs in more perfect beautiful we'll see you you know me I'm Ethan B the one two three is a [ __ ] what he's got Rogue he's a gambling addict he's going for the 250. oh no oh [ __ ] how much did you get 10 tickets 10 tickets okay that is not worth it I think I can win a lot on this now this one's a scam bro watch have you lost all the money bro you want a ticket that's not even mine take it take it we'll take it oh we've seen a fish oh without a doubt we've seen it see a fish that's another one dig down good job yeah it doesn't say real wow crazy done you get one free ride we might as well do it bro this download is so slow I'm lucky get better internet and then we got right how are you hand on it yet yeah is that you it's an italic you big star what camel milk camel milk ice cream oh my God I'm sorry I just need credit this guy keeps me I thought it was I thought it was the same as the uh other dude he was just wondering did we all have to lick this or is this just a one do you want to get one each can you do that Bunny Hop another bunny hole oh no gambling addiction yeah got a gambling addiction oh [ __ ] I won four Harry is actually addicted now you ready the last go we'll take it you know what it's all right I'm gonna load these up oh bro that looks crazy it does look good it does look quite nice give me the first one are you role-playing the guy we saw earlier oh man it looks like you're enjoying it how much it taste good because it tastes like vanilla you see JJ this is why you trust me look it's an Abra station this is gonna make me [ __ ] I can tell so boys how did you complete your race that's got to be five minutes now get caught nerd I'm [ __ ] flying five minutes on the DOT [Music] I don't like it 584. come on don't Mickey you're a Spiderman what should we get fella cup of further Spider-Man look at the Spider-Man we get just a little present as well what else can we get Dubai top trumps or a bath duck oh we got the bath duck and the Spider-Man toy please this is our toy we've won this oh cool now do the shot and we're done with this we in here turn up turn up where the picture let's scan our way into not just the 10th floor Circa but the 77th I think that we get seven additional ones without 7.7 7.7 additional points right now yeah we're dropping quick little B while we're waiting in the lobby doing the lift oh I don't like this tell me you really need to get your head in there a bit more yeah you do you do better get the call hello you're a ticket wow okay here's our shots this is also we ate something green and now we're drinking we're doing it extracurricular activities come on Cheers we don't know actually what this is bad oh it's not great awful no I don't know about this selfie with a yacht that's a selfie with a yacht bro if you happen to zoom in like that tell me that's not a selfie with a yacht look yacht all right I like it to the water park my boys foreign so we are at Atlantis we are doing the submerging our whole body underwater wait what's it brother I saw way too much bollock in that that was disgusting at the same time [Music] three two one let's go so everyone knows how to swim though right yeah all right be on the lookout for fish boys we already found a fish I very much doubt any fish are gonna be in here the only thing you might see in here is a dead body yeah he's not seen a fish Toby just made a phenomenal tender drip too hard wow that's a Tick Tock Toby post that you can check that off did you know what I've got a strange good feeling about this I think no because every time you have a good feeling we [ __ ] lose we've got golden camel do you know what I'm annoyed about I put the 7-Up card in one of our bags and he put it in a bin because I was gonna say that that was the metal we found oh actually I don't care man we're on the other side I've been called Obama Jack Sparrow let's see what this guy calls me what what do I look like huh what do I look like celebrity no I don't like celebrity I think so and next one is just seeing a fish yeah and there was a ride here which conveniently goes through an aquarium I mean you can go do that Beach Cove Beach Burj Khalifa Berger never been to the Burj al-arab it's a Burj Khalifa Burj Khalifa or Mia Khalifa Burj Khalifa had to really focuses [Laughter] this place screams generational wealth it makes me in 20 years do we just jump on someone's Lane and say we'll pay him till let's hit 10 balls we don't have clubs though yeah he's got clubs in there can we I was just gonna steal can I steal no no still I'm a five foot ten generic average white man I can play golf see I use my fame to get what I need oh oh that was actually very good okay that is cold bro oh God oh God yeah the fish the fish the fish wow wow [Music] we need to get something black to eat or drink find a fish finish spelling out Dubai get my eye ready yeah look at it it's so scared that's so good I like it look a Lamborghini blurus a Blu-rays thank you all right take that off bro shut up I'm on four that's five okay that's that's more six okay that's hitting someone in the head don't mind oh right nine that counts that's ten oh my goodness he's gonna hit the buildings at the back [Music] the connection oh my God thank you I'm happy to see you here yes we got change we got chains yeah I'll take that all right all right we're officially in the mall coming on weird wow there should be a sweet shop around here Licorice and then black shorts and a black tea is there this is a man on a mission yeah we got a fish we see the fish I said foul black licorice yeah we did it I don't gotta eat this ugly [ __ ] licorice we've just come out of them all because we're at the mall because Toby and Ethan are in them all they text me like oh look bear fish in the tank that's right inside it's about to get that cake real quick we're gonna head to the Finish Line If you think you'd use your Cloud to get Godless yes I knew this day would come I knew my status would get me anything in life what did it get you he played golf for free I paid no but he was gonna give it to him you didn't need to pay are you oh my God bro I took a fall with him oh for [ __ ] sake oh we got scam I paid why did you pay oh it's well [ __ ] oh wait the view at the park we might be able to go up there that'll be it yeah so we're here we go to there ride the monorail we'll go about 10 floors we'll take a picture up there of an A and then we take a picture of the eye at the Burge and then we're done right here comes the Scotty dog hey then I can handle it more as an adult you know I used to hate this eat them and I'm gonna bring you some right clothes KSI has been recognized now so irrelevant been recognized by amazing member of Staff all right we're on our way to the top floor we have uh the help of the hotel are you the manager like yeah the manager yeah we're getting this help to get to the bang the 10th floor oh look it says ten it says 10. we did it okay that was it so you do boxing my place I'm just thinking if you'll come if it's a long day yeah yeah cheers little corner you're on it man so you're enjoying your journey Simon I'm loving it this is actually beautiful you know it is amazing look at that on the monorail yes oh yeah we're going to take that off yeah I can't believe how close we are to being done I need a t-shirt where's the T-shirt I'll take a large and they got a large for me they are back of small teeth [ __ ] it oh these are allowed what am I doing idiot all right and then black tea large yeah cheers all right we are at the rooftop pool I hope it's not cold full submersion oh we'll even get the hair wet I don't want to get my hair wet imagine is it yeah [Music] actually it took a lot of setting up it wasn't the world's easiest challenge that was so pointless the thing about that was easy it took like two hours if we lose it's because of purely this it took a very long time just to do that she's taking in the sights looking go one more stopper we're at the view oh buddy don't pass me I'm the soul for something [Music] this is a bit of our sucker what's the quickest way out of here scenes when we arrived in last place oh yes yes yeah we forgot the yacht the boat that we were on kind of counts yachting is a state of mind there is a I think we are so far ahead we could have a 10 minute nap and still win if you want to test it no I don't want to test it I'll stop with that thing oh oh yeah we're going on that the view don't tell me there's fish here bro we spotted a yacht we spotted get a selfie with it in the back like two years a big one is the yacht oh there's definitely one's in a far-off distance yep yep that's a yacht there can we do the tick tock here okay hold on give me a phone who's got the sidemen phone or whatever hello this is the video hi welcome to the video thanks like the worst part is that is the most viral doesn't matter sure that we could possibly make they could have also specified make a good one all right here's our spot look at oh my oh actually that's terrifying oh my God can be allowed stand on this I assume yeah whoa [ __ ] hell yeah that's that is horrifying you know what this is more scary than looking like out of a plane even the Skydive part oh that's just so ridiculously hi my oh my days all right we are in a race right let's get an egg wait hurry just in case I see a yacht and that looks closer he got a photo with the frame now you got the whole thing in there look at that that's art there's so many Yachts that's like 20 Yachts they all count and then is that an Akon Simon Harry I think they're trying to take off all their tasks they're at the Atlantis they're moving down the palm they're moving down the Palm it's cool it's a very exciting finish we're almost done I can't wait maybe we've pulled pulled out I haven't lost a single side men challenge in Dubai holy [ __ ] that's a big building look that's the most ridiculous thing I've seen in my entire life I may not have the same length but I reckon girth wise you reckon you're that good I'm not goofy but no but like that's a that's a really weird girth to have because it gets real thin yeah just a bit at the top I just I just got the best whatever you want to call it Vic I would not call that your penis is she alive bro come on I'm coming I'm coming right let me put this bloody metal detector has ruin my day you know I'm actually really scared that we're gonna see them now we're going to see another team going towards the let's get it the budge we're so close now I just wanted to be over oh I think I think I see a group of people up there no I don't think that's them please be a crossing somewhere here this is so long we're so close is it possible to get to Birch Park through here okay thank you where you said go down and round Okay so we've made it to the Dubai fountains which are there um that side is less quiet and more open that side is the mall side and it's much busier where do you think Josh would go to end the video The Busy side why because he's harder to find I think he's going to be on that side because it's like more open space less likely to get hassled I think if he was filming that side hanging out with a crowd my vote is that side I'm never going against big star in my entire life oh see I'm going against quick stuff but you've been out there sorry about that sorry we're so close we're so close so I said touch grass as well please touch grass here Birch Park yeah if he's given us clues that means other teams have done it in it yeah ah you know regardless despite where we finish yes man I think we're putting a good shift first from Camels to this and I think we have the best Tick Tock out of everyone for sure I think he's going to be like in Burj park there okay by the fountains because that side is just all the mall and like they're gonna pin me for a bunch of [ __ ] I'm gonna get fingered all right so I'm walking towards the Finish Line uh I know that we have two teams in the local personality Ethan and Toby Vic JJ and Lannon are very close to where I'm going and where I want the design to be so I'm trying a little spy I don't know if I can see uh JJ and that now is that a d yeah okay cool yeah you'll be the bottom of the year no those are you is that b we got B so that's just and then just an eye gone KSI there you go come on let's go find Josh let's actually go though let's go do it I'll be upset if we're lost yeah I I agree a second place will do unless the other team's finished they haven't done it with everything we get some time off in fact there's gonna be another team there I know if I see five people there that aren't Josh I'm pissed if we have if we've lost to KSI bit I'll be upset I Dubai fountains are there I bet he's on the other side by the mall maybe it is then we may have lost and it may be my fault but I'll I'll accept it don't worry buddy maybe we beat him to it yeah he might not actually be here we might be that fast is that him right there where oh sorry it's just a trash bin hey if I can see Steve and I can see that team not wearing red it's a key influence was to wear your color for your Finish Line they're going the wrong way anyway so where should we get the picture from all right let's do it let's get this picture quick here all right let's get it hey are you ready yep go just do it another picture do it quick yeah hurry up man demonstrations oh okay okay we were trying to make an eye so you can't but you need permission first so can we just delete that footage but we can just yeah because we have to go we're gonna lose by like three I know why is he not here he's not here I just don't think we're gonna find Josh oh I think we're gonna find Josh where he is she was meant to be by the mall and we've just gone the long way around I just wondered do you think he would sit like on the far side of that back if he does he can he's oh God it's right we can get that we can get that we we scoped it we scoped it he's trying to justify but now I'm actually just I'm very ashamed of myself I've always believed in you man but this is a real letdown yeah he's got to be here bro he's got to be here come on where are you bro we did everything man we did everything should have gone that way oh no now you can't see a bright green top can you actually where is this big head uh we've been stopped by security I and we've we've offered to delete all the footage and yeah so we're stuck here now you're not allowed to take a funny different photo yeah it's gonna be like a normal photo so when they saw me light on the floor like this they're like no no no all right Adobe perch at the Finish Line um I've text Vic saying oh I've seen them and they're not wearing red and they they said let us find you we can chat they're all that means I don't want to chat actually said if you're not wearing your color at the Finish Line doesn't count but I'll give it more a clue if you want a high around the fountain it is a good like two kilometers probably so that's all of them to touch grass I guaran they're on the top of that thing aren't they that I pointed out earlier it's 10 minutes I guarantee you with them there's a group of people there was no colored shirts there no way he only gets one team to do teen covers can you see them see you Johnny can you oh yeah oh is that who's that is that Simon Says oh [ __ ] we walked past him okay guys you've got to put ten toes down okay let's just [ __ ] leg it ain't no [ __ ] way the others have gone home a minute I don't believe oh we've got to go all the way back around here if I'm correct over there the guys who are running yep [Music] [Music] you're a fantastic place but you're uh you're more security is a bit too strict for my liking is that is that your outfit it's not your outfit oh no because I won't count it still I mean we're not here first so you don't have to count it you won't count no okay we don't have an outfit though so you haven't finished we'll take the time to wear them black ah if you have Team black you'd look at it should have picked a black envelope they failed they failed at something I want to see the list there's no way you did everything we got black licorice for you this is your food and yeah we've got a golden camo because they said we couldn't get the World Cup you can put something in it oh a few moments I assume I see him let's get a little little jog oh yeah we've already lost yeah we've lost John's there oh [ __ ] oh wow so no I feel like we did were pretty efficient huh like that's that's like 20 minutes we wasted how much did we lose by here they are hey was it age that bro we did everything quick oh we lost by this much again you might not have lost entirely we have lost there are time things Grandpa yeah but everyone's done every time no no it's outfits though we got stopped by the ball security for 25 minutes well we think we're lost yeah you arrived last yes but the other team this was their outfit in my head I always said that the best outfits would get uh reductions so I did like your outfits we wasted so much time going [ __ ] Atlantis we could have seen a fit we saw a fish but right now we'll go through them we're still so many lives that goes through the fish tank you didn't process [ __ ] I know what content always right so what do you think should Simon Harry be given second place let us know in the comments make sure to subscribe and thank you for watching [Music] thank you [Music] everybody

Channel: Sidemen

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Length: 53min 44sec (3224 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 26 2023