♪♪ >>OH, HEY! WHERE IS EVERYONE? >>OH, IN THEIR ROOMS. >>AH. >>HEY MAN, HOW WAS YOUR DATE? >>IT WAS OKAY. YOU KNOW, JUST WENT TO HER PLACE AND SHE MADE WAFFLES. >>WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. SHE MADE WHAT? >>WAFFLES. >>DUDE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, SON! GET IT! YEAH, YA'LL. >>WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT WAFFLES? >>ADAM, WAFFLES ARE A UNIVERSAL SIGN FOR COMMITMENT, MAN! SHE'S DIGGING YOU. >>YEAH, I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT. >>WHY DO YOU THINK THEY'RE IN CIRCLES LIKE RINGS, ADAM? WAFFLES ARE LIKE EDIBLE RINGS OF COMMITMENT. >>DID YOU SAY WAFFLES? >>YEAH DUDE! NATALIE MADE ADAM WAFFLES ON THEIR DATE TONIGHT. >>GET IT! GET IT, ADAM! >>YEAH. >>ALL RIGHT. >>NO. NO, IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. SHE JUST MADE HER GRANDMA'S CHOCOLATE WAFFLE RECIPE. >>WAIT, WHAT- CHOCOLATE WAFFLES? >>NO WAY! >>WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT CHOCOLATE WAFFLES? >>DUDE, ADAM, CHOCOLATE REPRESENTS THE HIGHEST FORM OF ATTRACTION. >>HIGHEST. UH-HUH. >>I MEAN, WHY DO YOU THINK GIRLS LOVE VALENTINE'S DAY? >>UH-HUH. >>NUTELLA- >>OH YEAH. >>AND THIS GUY. >>OH, THEY LOVE ME. >>I MEAN, CHOCOLATE AND WAFFLES? THIS GIRL'S THROWING SIGNS DOWN HARD. >>HARD. SHE WAS THROWING THEM DOWN HARD, SON. >>YEAH, ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE IT KIND OF JUST ENDED THERE. SHE SAID SHE WAS FEELING SICK AND STARTED COUGHING SO- >>SHE STARTED DOING WHAT? >>WHAT? >>SHE COUGHED. >>UNBELIEVABLE. >>AMAZING! >>UNBELIEVABLE. >>GUYS! CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN? I'M TRYING TO STUDY- >>DUDE! NATALIE MADE ADAM CHOCOLATE WAFFLES AND COUGHED THE WHOLE TIME. >>WHOLE TIME. >>GET OUT OF TOWN AND TAKE A BUS! >>THAT'S WHAT WE SAID! >>THIS CALLS FOR A TICKLE TRAIN! >>NO! HEY, HEY! STOP! WE BANNED TICKLE TRAINS LAST MONTH AND ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT COUGHING IS A UNIVERSAL SIGN TOO? >>HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING. >>UH, ADAM, WHEN ONE IS IN LOVE THEIR THROAT TIGHTENS CAUSING A SHORTNESS OF BREATH AND OR COUGHING. IT'S NOT A UNIVERSAL SIGN, IT'S SCIENCE. >>SCIENCE. >>WHY DO YOU THINK THE WHOOPING COUGH IS KNOWN AS THE LOVE EPIDEMIC? >>♪♪ THE LOVE EPIDEMIC. ♪♪ >>THAT'S NOT TRUE. >>GUYS, WHAT IS GOING ON? I HAVE TO BE TO WORK IN LIKE FOUR HOURS. >>ADAM GOT CHOCOLATE WAFFLES AND A STEADY STREAM OF COUGHS TONIGHT. >>NO WAY! >>[CHEERING] >>NO GUYS! NO! NO! STOP! OKAY? YOU KNOW, I THINK SHE WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO GET RID OF ME. SHE PHYSICALLY PUSHED ME OUT OF HER HOUSE AND TOLD ME TO GO HOME. >>WELL, IN THE WORDS OF LITTLE JOHN, "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?" >>OKAY! >>[CHEERING] >>WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >>GET IT! GET IT! >>GUYS! GUYS! WHAT NOW? >>GUY, ADAM, GIRLS PUSH TO SATISFY A DESIRE FOR PHYSICAL AFFECTION. SHE WAS PRACTICALLY BEGGING YOU TO KISS HER. >>YES. >>STOP IT. >>I LOVE YOU. >>KISS ME. >>OKAY. >>NO! OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? NO! NO! I WAITED OUTSIDE HER APARTMENT THINKING THIS WAS ALL SOME BIG JOKE, BUT THEN ANOTHER GUY CAME AND HE GAVE HER FLOWERS AND SHE GAVE HIM A HUG AND SHE INTRODUCED ME AS HER "GNARLY OLD MAN FRIEND" AND THEN THEY WENT INSIDE AND CUDDLED AND WATCHED THE NOTEBOOK TOGETHER. [SIGHS] >>[SCREAMS] >>LOVE CANON! >>READY? [FAKE GUN COCKING] [FAKE BULLET SOUNDS] >>[SCREAMS] >>GUYS! GUYS! THAT CANNOT BE GOOD! >>ADAM! >>HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING- >>ANYTHING! >>WE HAVE SAID? >>ADAM, A WOMAN WHO LOVES A MAN WILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS. ANYTHING. >>SHE CALLED ME A "GNARLY OLD MAN." >>WOMEN LOVE OLDER MEN! >>YEAH! >>GEORGE CLOONEY, SEAN CONNERY- >>THE POPE! >>YOU KNOW, PEOPLE DO SAY I'M A NICE BLEND OF THE THREE. >>YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING SOON OR YOU COULD MISS YOUR CHANCE. >>WELL, IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE HER, IT'S THAT HER ACTIONS WERE SO CONFUSING. >>AND THAT'S DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER WOMAN, HOW? >>HOW! >>PREACH BROTHER, PREACH! >>JUST SAYING. >>OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GOT TO CALL HER TONIGHT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. >>YEAH? >>YES! >>OKAY, UM, WHERE'S MY CELL PHONE? <i>[KNOCKS ON DOOR] </i> <i>>>ADAM!</i> <i>IT'S NATALIE!</i> >>IT'S HER! >>WHOA. >>HIDE! >>HEY. >>HEY, YOU LEFT THIS AT MY PLACE. >>OH! THANK YOU. >>LISTEN, I'M SORRY IF TONIGHT WAS CONFUSING, BUT I THINK I MIGHT LIKE YOU. >>YEAH? YEAH! >>I'M SORRY BRO, SHE HATES YOU. >>SHE'S NOT INTO YOU. >>NO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! >>SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU MAN! MOVE ON. >>CUT YOUR LOSSES. [TEXT SOUND] >>DON'T READ INTO ANYTHING. WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. >>[CHEERING] >>IF YOU LIKED WHAT YOU SAW, LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE. PUT ME DOWN! >>NO! >>GET HIM! GET HIM! GET HIM! >>[SCREAMING] >>NO! [SCREAMS] >>COMMENT BELOW- [SCREAMS]
