♪♪ >>HEY GREG! DO YOU WANT A SLICE? >>I'M OKAY. CAN WE ACTUALLY CLEAN THIS PLACE UP? I KIND OF INVITED SAMANTHA OVER. >>NO! COME ON! >>GUY'S NIGHT IS FOR THE GUYS. >>SORRY, SHE'S REALLY HARD TO SAY NO TO. SHE'S HALF ITALIAN. >>I'M HALF ITALIAN AND YOU SAY NO TO ME ALL THE TIME. >>IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR WEAK IRISH SIDE. >>YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. [KNOCK ON DOOR] >>DO NOT MESS THIS UP FOR ME. SHE'S THE BEST KISSER I KNOW. >>OUT OF TWO. >>STILL THE BEST! >>GREG, I'VE MISSED YOU! [LAUGHS] >>HOW WAS YOUR DAY? >>OH, YOU KNOW, IT WAS GOOD. >>WHAT'D YOU DO? >>I WENT TO WORK AND THEN HAD THE LONGEST DENTIST APPOINTMENT EVER. >>OH, REALLY? WAS IT THAT BAD? >>YEAH. APPARENTLY I HAVE REALLY BAD GINGIVITIS AND MY GUMS ARE BLEEDING. >>HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? >>I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, I BRUSH MY TEETH AS OFTEN AS I SHOWER. >>HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHOWER? >>UH, WHEN DID OBAMA GET ELECTED-? >>[SCOFFS] >>-AS SENATOR? >>GOO. GOOD THING YOU'RE SO CUTE. >>AW, GREG YOU'RE SO NICE TO ME. >>NO, NO, NO, PLEASE. WHAT HAVE I DONE? >>WHAT'S WRONG? I THOUGHT SHE WAS THE BEST KISSER YOU KNOW. >>DID YOU REALLY SAY THAT ABOUT ME? >>WELL... >>HE REALLY DID. >>SWEETEST! >>NO. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE- MAYBE I SHOULD JUST TAKE YOU HOME. YOU'RE PROBABLY REALLY TIRED, YOU KNOW? >>GREG, YOU'RE SO CONSIDERATE OF ME. >>I DON'T KNOW. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. >>GOTCHA! [CELL PHONE CHIME] OH, TIME TO TAKE MY MEDICINE. THESE OPEN SORES IN MY MOUTH AREN'T GOING TO HEAL THEMSELVES. >>[LAUGHS] HELP ME OUT GUYS. WE COULD STILL SALVAGE GUYS NIGHT MAYBE? >>OH THAT SHIP HAS SAILED. >>YEAH. WE WERE GOING TO WATCH A HORROR MOVIE, BUT THIS IS MUCH SCARIER. >>I'LL JUST GIVE HER THE COLD SHOULDER. GIVE HER NO REASON TO KISS ME. >>YEAH. >>AH, THAT PILL TASTES LIKE BAT GUANO. >>HOW DOES SHE KNOW THAT? >>SO, GREGGY, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? >>YEAH GREGGY? >>IT WAS GOOD. >>YEAH? DID YOU TAKE YOUR TEST? >>YEAH. >>OH, YEAH. >>HE DID. DID YOU DO WELL? >>OH, YEAH. >>SO WELL! >>OH MY LITTLE BRAINIAC! >>NO! NO, COME ON! NO! OKAY. THIS IS A GOOD DAY, RIGHT? THIS IS A GOOD DAY. >>YEAH, LOVING IT. >>GREG, YOU'RE JUST ALWAYS SO POSITIVE. >>RIGHT? OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. >>I LOVE YOU. >>I LOVE YOU TOO! >>GREGORY, GREGORY JOSEPH. >>OH, I NEED TO GO TO THE GYM. [SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE] >>[SCREAMING] >>SWEET GLORY. >>SWEET BOY! >>NO! [SCREAMS] OKAY! OKAY! NO. NO MORE. I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE. >>SUGARPLUM, WHAT'S WRONG? >>NO, I JUST- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. WE NEED- WE NEED A LITTLE LESS- A LITTLE LESS OF THAT, OKAY? >>WHAT? >>I JUST THINK WE SHOULDN'T TOUCH EACH OTHER. EVER MORE AGAIN. >>WELL, IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL- I JUST- I DON'T THINK I CAN BE WITH SOMEONE WHO'S NOT IN TOUCH WITH THEIR EMOTIONS. >>THEN I GUESS WE'RE OVER. >>[SCOFFS] FINE. >>COME ON MIKE. >>WHAT? LIKE EH- OKAY. >>MIKE? >>DUDE? >>MIKE DALTON, GET BACK HERE! >>MIKE DALTON. >>LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE. >>OH, HE'S GOT A CHAINSAW. HE'S GOT A CHAINSAW! >>WHY DID WE WANT TO WATCH THIS? >>[SQUEALS] DID YOU TELL HIM TO COMMENT? >>OH, AND COMMENT BELOW ON WHAT A DEAL BREAKER WOULD BE FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND. OH MY GOODNESS! HE HAS NO HAND! >>WHY DO GUYS WATCH THIS? >>YOU WANT TO WATCH YOU GOT MAIL? >>NO. NO, WE CAN TOUGH IT OUT. >>NO. >>WE CAN TOUGH IT- NO! YOU GOT MAIL! >>[SCREAMING]
