♪♪ >>HEY ROB, IRENE, THANKS FOR MEETING ME HERE. WELL, AS YOU KNOW THE YMCA HAS BEEN GOING THROUGH SOME BUDGET CUTS SO WE'VE BEEN REQUIRED TO COMBINE SOME CLUBS. THE CRAFT CLUB AND THE SEWING CLUB ARE ACTUALLY NOW THE "HOMEMAKING CLUB" AND THE MEDIEVAL CLUB AND DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS CLUB IS NOW THE "SINGLE MEN OVER 35" CLUB. >>OKAY, LISTEN, FRANK, I CAN SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS, BUT AS THE LEADER OF THE FEMINIST GROUP FOR STRENGTH AND SERENITY WE REFUSE TO COMBINE WITH HIM. HE REPRESENTS EVERYTHING WE'RE AGAINST. >>HEY, THE "MASCULINIST CLUB OF MANLY-MANHOOD MAN TIMES" OR "MCMMM", WILL PREVAIL. >>YOU HAVE SIX MEMBERS WORLDWIDE. >>GUYS, I KNOW THIS SOUNDS A LITTLE CRAZY, BUT YOU SCORED ALMOST IDENTICALLY ON THE CLUB COMPATIBILITY TEST. >>WHAT? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. >>I MEAN, WE COULD REDO THE TEST ORALLY RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT. >>YES, PLEASE. >>OKAY. >>WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER THE GREATEST MOVEMENT OF THE 1900'S? >>WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE. >>WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE. >>WHAT? >>WHAT? >>SEE, COMPATIBLE? >>YOU HONESTLY CARE THAT MUCH ABOUT WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE? >>ABSOLUTELY. BEFORE WOMEN SUFFRAGE, YOUR PEOPLE EXPECTED MY PEOPLE TO DO ALL OF THE VOTING. >>ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE CAME ABOUT WHEN MEN FINALLY GAVE WOMEN THE RIGHT TO VOTE. >>[LAUGHTER] [CLAPS] WOW. WAY TO TWIST THE FACTS TO PUT A POSITIVE SPIN ON WOMEN'S NEFARIOUS PAST. >>DO YOU KNOW THAT THE WORD SUFFRAGE MEANS? >>YEAH. IT'S AN ONOMATOPOEIA. IT MEANS MEN SUFFER WHEN WOMEN RAGE. >>EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID WAS WRONG. >>WAS IT? BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING ME SUFFRAGE NOW. >>OKAY, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, UM, MAYBE LET'S GO ONTO THE NEXT QUESTION. TRUE OR FALSE, THERE SHOULD BE EQUAL PAY IN THE WORK PLACE REGARDLESS OF GENDER. >>TRUE. >>TRUE. >>OKAY, THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, THINK THAT IT'S A SOCIETAL INJUSTICE THAT WOMEN ARE PAID LESS THAN MEN. >>YOU'RE RIGHT. THE SOCIETAL INJUSTICE IS THAT MEN ARE PAID MORE THAN WOMEN. >>ROB, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. >>FACT, MEN ARE PAID 22 PERCENT MORE THAN WOMEN, THEREFORE IF I'M WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH A WOMAN, IT'S 22 PERCENT MORE LIKELY THAT I'LL BE MUGGED. #MOREMONEYMOREPROBLEMS. >>FRANK, PLEASE, DO NO MAKE US COMBINE WITH A GROUP THAT ACTIVELY PROTESTS AMELIA EARHART. >>YEAH, BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY SEXIST THAT WE REVERE HER. I GET LOST ALL THE TIME, BUT DOES ANYONE CALL ME A HERO? NO. IN FACT, SEARCH AND RESCUE IS LIKE, "THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE SEND SOMEONE TO FIND YOU." AND I'M LIKE, "IT'S NOT MY FAULT WAL-MART IS SO BIG." >>[SCREAMS] >>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, UM, I ACTUALLY- I THINK I FOUND ONE THAT YOU DISAGREE ON. WHAT IS THE GREATEST PROFESSIONAL SPORT EVER? >>WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS. >>WNBA. >>[SCOFFS] OH, COME ON. NOW I KNOW YOU'RE LYING. I AM UNAPOLOGETIC FEMINIST AND EVEN I APOLOGIZE FOR THE WNBA. >>THE ENTIRE REASON WHY I STARTED THE MASCULINIST MOVEMENT WAS BECAUSE THE WNBA REJECTED ME. >>BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAN. >>AND THAT DOESN'T SOUND SEXIST TO YOU? >>WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO BE IN THE WNBA? THERE'S NO MONEY, NO FAME, NO FANS! >>AND NO PRESSURE, BUT IN THE NBA OR MNBA, THANK YOU, IF LEBRON JAMES MISSES A GAME WINNING FREE THROW TWITTER EXPLODES IN LIKE A BABY PANDA DIES. >>OKAY, WHAT IS YOUR POINT? >>IT'S LIKE THE OLD ADAGE, "IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST "AND MISSES A LAY-UP, "BUT NOBODY SEES IT, "BECAUSE LET'S BE HONEST "TREES IN THAT FOREST, "THEY CAN'T EVEN DUNK, "DOES THE TREE FEEL BAD FOR MISSING AN EASY SHOT?" I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT A TREEOLOGIST. >>OKAY, THIS MAN IS CLEARLY A CHAUVINIST. >>NO. NO. ANY MAN WHO DEFENDS THE WNBA, NO MATTER THE REASON, CANNOT BE A CHAUVINIST. YOUR CLUBS ARE NOW ONE. >>OH PLEASE! OKAY, FINE, BUT YOUR CLUB BETTER TAKE OUR GROUP DISCUSSIONS SERIOUSLY. >>OH, WE WILL. OKAY? WHAT'S NEXT WEEK'S DISCUSSION SO THAT WE CAN PARTICIPATE. >>OKAY, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HOW TO FIGHT AGAINST GREEDY CORPORATE HOSPITALS BY USING A CERTIFIED MIDWIFE. >>OH, WE DON'T LIKE THE TERM MIDWIFE. WE FIND IT VERY DISCRIMINATORY AGAINST US CERTIFIED MIDHUSBANDS. >>FRANK, YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GOING TO MAKE ME SUFFER THROUGH THIS? >>ROB, THANK YOU FOR DEFENDING US. YEAH. >>FACT, THERE ARE 10 PERCENT MORE FEMALE THAN MALE SUBSCRIBERS ON STUDIO C. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I DO NOT LIKE THOSE NUMBERS AND YOU CAN TRUST THEM BECAUSE I'M A CERTIFIED NUMBEROLOGIST. SO, COME ON MEN, PUSH THAT BUTTON RIGHT THERE. LET'S GET THE NUMBERS UP! I WANT- I WANT US TO HAVE- I WANT- IT SHOULD BE LIKE 70/52 PERCENT WISE WITH THE MALES. MORE MALES THAN FEMALES. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! IT'S LIKE THE OLD ADAGE, "A SQUEAKY WHEEL GETS THE SUBSCRIBERS." [LAUGHS] THAT'S DEER'S HEAD JUST CAME OFF BECAUSE I'M A MAN. I CAN PULL DEER'S HEADS OFF. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
