Meeting Your White Boyfriend’s Family for the First Time - Marina Franklin

[Applause] thank you thank you so i am uh i have a younger boyfriend now i uh i like the little ones yes i do like those little ones yes i do i am officially a cougar he's young and white so i'm not just a cougar i'm a black panther young and white and he wants me to meet his mama that's gonna be a situation because he has to tell her two things he has to tell her i'm older and i'm black i can't wait to meet her because i'ma tell her i got your baby boy i'm joking i met her i just i love that joke the way i wrote it i don't feel like changing it so no they were very nice they were i mean everyone was nice it's the holidays and they knew i was coming they were prepared they put their stuff away everyone was nice which actually bothered me you know because i kind of like to you know to get weird and crazy and awkward like i was too nice for a comic like i wanted to represent you know active food i wanted to go in there and be like yo what's up what's up where's the sweet potatoes huh where's the sweet potatoes got my baby boy right here uh um by the way you're not a black comic until you do this oh but i didn't i didn't do that i was i behaved you know his mom is actually very funny too she's a she's nice she's a gift giver she watches qvc a lot she gave me this lip plumper supposed to make your lips bigger do i have to explain why that was inappropriate i don't need that you know this is the whitest guy i've ever dated by that i mean he's never been around black people and i'm going to say this i don't just date white guys i date all types i don't care i mean well when the economy is bad i date white guys because you know it's like a storm is coming and i need something fast but this is the widest guy i've ever taken never been around black people his only experience with black people is watching the wire on a wu-tang clan you know it's weird like i called him one time just staring at my hair you know we've been together for a while he hadn't touched it he's just looking at it so i told him i said touched it put your hands in it he was like no no i heard you're not supposed to do that my hair got wet one time that really freaked him out he's like oh my god is that supposed to happen what's gonna happen i live in harlem which i know is making his mom nervous but harlem has actually changed like you guys you can go there are white people in harlem and you can tell cause we got like three starbucks salad white people bring salad that's nice the first time i saw a ripe tomato i was like ooh they coming the change is so quick so there is a culture clash and like this guy was actually upset he was on my block he was going off he's like i don't like this this revolution on that block they're making a hundred thousand dollars don't be comfortable you ain't safe son you ain't safe don't be comfortable don't be comfortable my boyfriend was like i am not comfortable you

Channel: Comedy Central Stand-Up

Views: 1,974,900

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Id: O4QU7gxnzfU

Length: 5min 19sec (319 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 02 2020