Scoring 1 AMAZING Goal From 1-40 Yards

by the end of the video we will have scored one amazing goal all the way from here to here oh today's video is sponsored by pouch who have made possible providing the fun JJ for 45 minutes on the channel we'll be starting off with the Gary lineker special today and that is not an invitation for anyone to defecate on a fumble pitch we'll be beginning at three yards today instead of one because that's the closest you can physically take a shot from without beheading your goalkeeper we will then be moving backwards in increments of three yards because there's not really enough difference between each one yard for it to be worthwhile take it away Harry I'm feeling like a desert animal right now that's the one if you want to say an intro to the camera an intro to the camera I tried to score in my back it's not the first time you said that what the what does that mean well score with your back I'm nearly 30. [Music] oh great that's a harder hit than you've got in your last two boxing matches oh can I have like a van bastard attempt a bad bastard van bastard oh first try here he is with the boils and one two all right Mission failed I won't we'll run on to it wait wait stop oh no no not top long enough but I like it oh I mean it's unfavorable McDonald's we'll never live it down [Applause] [Music] his life is flashing before his eyes right now yeah oh my God Harry's volley's got it in the locker I reckon we'll take it yes so easy so next up we move back to six yards which for the Keen eyed amongst you was on the six yard box I'm about to show everyone the whole world how it's done All Right Toby I reckon you do a oh mate do do that uh do a traveler that'd be really that'd be sick man we haven't seen that one before either yeah [Music] I'm sorry to do this to you mate can you set me up Harry sure how just put it on the spot please [Music] you know what I will yeah oh he's mocking you 've done 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happened again are we doing game situation yeah um yeah so just sort of throw it no that's not what I meant pass it to me from like the six yard box and I'll just [ __ ] it back that in wait could I get a little [ __ ] in just 20 in for me you want a hard one no no just a little [ __ ] oh God okay so I'll run over the ball and you take the shot okay what what was the point of me I was a passenger all right [Music] oh my God ah did you hear about the uh the fat man who used to always just he never stood up but he uh he owned like a a sweatshop and they had a decent output uh it was he was very satisfactory [Music] you know yeah all right I can leave now but you've got my retention uh you signed the contract mate huh this is volley territory this is what it is this is yeah this is the van basten Zone please stop saying that name I caught it can I interrupt your game to make your order Nando's because I'm starving wait keep it down do that but get [ __ ] now do that no no it'll be cool yeah I'll do a practice remember the last time your mother trusted you I don't know what's it called what are you doing on here now what they call what they call what the [ __ ] well the thing on the road the speed bump so hit it towards me and I'm like and it was bounced over me I will aim for the Bunda no okay no no because it needs to bounce up oh honestly this is gonna work and we're gonna go down to history this could be a new thing [Music] [Applause] you know what they made it work somehow Chris yeah stay there yeah I'm gonna Bounce It Off the bar to you off the bar why are we making this the scope of my engineering genius literally knows Nobel [Music] oh yeah that's poor from you John do your job then do your trouble don't do it like a lighting okay like a light skin thing the Toby loves digging down I'm so glad you didn't score it lunch is almost here yes Jizzle foreign [Applause] [Music] that was disastrous that was I think I need to uh just get my breath back and get my pulse down a little bit [Music] yards successfully conquered some amount so far so free kick territory your bread and butter yeah we brought in some mannequins now because it's a free kick don't sound too excited Nando's in my belly this will be just like you've seen on the telly all right Jonathan time to send you back home sorry you made it bad by saying I think an angry Toby is the best Toby by the way off camera before this he was banging him in Non-Stop so this is uh yeah yeah from the camera not you Chris I wasn't a premier league baller would score this shut your fat little mouth Jesus Christ [Music] [Laughter] it's the one thing we didn't want to see no no no no no shenanigans right 21 yards um again [Music] [ __ ] me I'm good at football [Laughter] that's what I'm making a hard trick make it come on oh what a save oh guess that's why they call it a dead ball Janina has posted at me on his bedroom wall things can come up with so insulted yeah Arkham Pro footballers figure yes yes they do Harry can you set me or Toby [Music] [ __ ] here we go oh no little bottle flip no no it's open it's not no there needs to be less there needs to be less water in that that's not good well sorry what's up I prefer to kill him right off my face I say we take the mannequins out this camera stop by the way Chris oh really yeah stop stop major look time for a van bastard or something if you say that man's name one more time I'll just quickly slot this one away he wouldn't have taken that at the start of today he's desperate now what's a goal let's see the replays of that one that's astonishing absolutely [Applause] the little man gets a lot just when you think he's done everything he comes up with something even more special foreign [Laughter] [Applause] he doesn't serve it okay 24 yards Harry you just said this is your range this is my area please keep this down I'll keep money over it I'm good at keeping it down when I'm happy oh boy John you don't know what's going to hit you here possibly a football oh one of his side checks don't you talk about my mum like that hunger from Chuck on the floor [Laughter] I'm locked and loaded for this one [Music] I stand here for long enough I can't have some sort of funny line to Ender end of the day you know what we need from here what's that mini Minter oh we so do you know we need a mini mentor foreign Ed by two of my dads as we try and take shots from the 24 yard Mark we've replaced John with Kieran good riddance that man is a pest to us all on this channel let's have fun with friends man we've got a rabbit [Music] that was actually really nice this is my first kick of the day it doesn't really count grub oh yeah big game Merchant Simon got me into this oh god oh yes [Music] this is going flipping does [Music] he's a jerk he's a joke [Music] 27 yards run now this is serious uh Steven Gerrard pull skulls serious starset Sledgehammer territory I hope you're ready Cameron [Music] [Applause] [Music] hmm I always say we're saying that was nice I don't think that he will settle it out I think maybe we look at that you can run it back and I said I could only I didn't see it video assistant referee oh 100. [Applause] [Music] could you do me a bam bastard maybe oh [ __ ] off and then I know probably about behind me because it's over the head remember van bastion's on the far side to volleyitch [Music] probably used after effects to make it better as well wouldn't you so what I'll do let me let me take all of you on like skill oh yeah and then I'll shoot off yes I like that oh God [Applause] foreign [Music] oh look double helicopters oh wow come to see the show I've loved it won't crash I almost got it oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God off we go [Music] take it we'll take that one you take it man take it uh you're being alerted by chance oh okay thanks she needs milking with time is right for also ending that day milks we had to turn to others for day three so I made the executive decision to skip yards 33-36 and we're moving all the way back to 40. the goal score here will make up for it basically we've already lost Leo's hip surgery and we can't afford to lose another member of the football scene call me Reuben Nevers because for the next 90 minutes all I'm going to be doing is taking speculative efforts from 40 yards so we've had time in this video we've had Ethan and now another one of my YouTube dad Spencer has come along today really the only reason I think you're here because I'm wearing the hashtag shirt it was a non-negotiable so we're going to be taking shots from 40 yards that's all we need to score and it's gonna happen imagine if I get it first time he didn't fancy that at all Spencer did you know that kieran's an anti-vaxxer is that true lucky for him I've got a jab coming his way oh my word ridiculous that Ball's a war crime that's nice it's not bad you know oh I mean it's asking for isn't it look at it oh here he goes [Music] special when you need a change in Fortune yeah some might say you need to reverse things around swap things around a little bit introducing to you the first definitely YouTube history definitely in hashtags history reversible it's for the ladies isn't it yeah nice this is the training Jersey hashtag United store.com this one's reversible too it doesn't need to reverse it looks so good okay oh oh my God oh my God that hasn't gone in has it are you taking the mick out of me sometimes the football Gods just aren't shining on you yeah yeah it's on the fifth day love to the East and John arrives welcome you've had an upgrade the full character Arc of John in goal for the start of this video now being the Savior hopefully right you're gonna get it soon now [Music] oh my God I just want to go home I hate this stupid video get in oh please what the [ __ ] actually is this what is this Chris didn't have a great game stop running away from the bigger Boys you've got to take me what he doesn't like it when no event comes off [Music] MD stands for Midfield deficiency or something like that [Music] [Applause] just well [Applause] his head foreign yes what a strike oh yes something about this pitch like whenever the videos get to just the most horrific stage let's pull out of the bag what doesn't need to be removed from the band though is any of your shopping because with pouches discount codes you can afford everything you want remember to download it with the link in the description below and give it a go

Channel: ChrisMD

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Length: 21min 36sec (1296 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 30 2022