PREMIER LEAGUE vs SUNDAY LEAGUE Football Pitch

[Music] the emirates has hosted messi ronaldo and theo baker but today's opponent is the toughest yet [Music] the same five football challenges will be undertaken on both the emirates and the fortress to see how the pitches impact the standard of football played on them this video has been made possible by lavazza who have provided us with pitch access today and are kindly hosting a competition for this video all you have to do is sign up to their newsletter with the link in description below for your chance to win one of four bundles including a football signed by the first team and their new voicey coffee machines so get entering and thank you once again to them the last person to score in each challenge today will be knocked out and then we will have a winner after five challenges at the end of the video i explained that totally wrong but it did look cool firstly on the emirates the loser of each challenge was knocked out until we had a winner who then received a mystery prize we then traveled to jersey completed the same five challenges and the winner in jersey then received a second mystery prize sharky was replaced by harry in the second shoot because they both had busy calendars now we're here in this glorious place i can reveal that the winner of the video will travel to jersey in their own private jet and the rest of the competitors will have to make their own way there obviously sharky is being replaced by harry in the second part of the video so you know what to do so potentially we've come all the way to the emirates to have one kick of the football yes yes did you see what i did there it's a scam so the first challenge connor is rolling the ball out and we've got to hit it first time once it reaches the edge of the penalty area i think in this glorious place it would only be fitting for youtube's best footballer so theo would you like to go first oh there's too much pressure on the first one the only time you'll ever play on the emirates third time actually scored twice more goals from marathon and pele combined what about messi [Applause] [Music] no one's enjoyed that can we minus the goal by the way if i go home first i'm taking my ball and going home oh boy who's found himself free obviously chris misses he's crap shut up malfoy [Music] i got the double breathe doesn't mess up oh no oh my god what's all that bad guys going come on man [Applause] oh no oh i think i always knew i'd be here at some point they've waited until i was in my prime uh give me the call up you know what you've done and the ambitions you do seriously surprise me [Applause] you surprised me to how [ __ ] you are oh my god you don't suit like side foot football oh that's right and keep this crap so let's get on yeah i just went firm on target cool get it on target what are you stretching there's love he's about to score he's about to score this goal special i need to score this so it's between [Music] so let me get this straight chris if you don't score and reeve does my legs are shaking breaking news tonight youtuber chris empty is about to crash out of his own video i say he catches it surely you can't go out first surely surely not i think this is this oh god read come on please please please please you might be out first round i'm going to call because i'm a fan obviously i'm going to miss him because he's very very down to work he's very very humble with very very politely you're never going to see this video you'll actually never see this video they're never going to say can i have this video should we have it you know what jeff for all the funny bits in there and there are some hilarious things but i wouldn't seem enormous to me and i know you would at home as well three please [Music] [Music] big [Music] hey that bubbled up so late connor yeah connor you noticed him and did him die i just rolled it soft to him too promotion [Music] theo went first at the emirates so i feel like to keep in line with the rest of the video you should also go first today so connor's rolling the ball out and you hit it first time from inside the d give a little nice funny theo quote to camera before the shot i mean that belly is ronaldo has actually set eyes upon this pitch before i don't care outside the box oh my god goalkeeper was your friend right yeah and long may it continue this one through buffet he's got to it a bit early hasn't he [Music] coming here to not do anything am i a kardashian because these glutes are about to break the net because these glutes are about to break the neck oh did we laugh at anything that was so cool to us laughing at a joke we told her another time in the video here we go you little man safety fair enough that was a very easy pass he gave you hey yeah it was very easy yeah what's that see i got a semi gone off for the longest one off in the world [Applause] oh my god the grass is very long to kick this has just been cut literally two days ago well that's the difference between a premium pitch and a sunday league pitch go on specimen of the human race [Music] did i get hit i thought it went pyongyang north korea you're the captain of thailand oh no oh no he's gonna turn it on now that would have been a great slo-mo for like the quality of the pitch oh you look actually fit oh mate how are you and when you walk you can see your [ __ ] move what's the technique there like what do i do like this oh look at those carbs he's beefed up that's what happens when you're 120 kg [Music] yes you regret your words now no i said about a car come on for the content if not again i think i'm out lads i know it's tough to keep it down around us but you can do this i'm so happy i came here at 6am simon whoever loses goes in the free kick will remember that [Music] yeah we're the chosen one christine is the stand of this video just crumbling the audience retention oh yeah one of the seven hours that was a straight throw it was like directly in front of him rather than running to his left retention off a cliff now it's the sunday league pitch that's the difference that's why the video is so exciting yeah you were the chosen one oh simon i'm going for it now how do you feel you've just lost 30 of the viewers so challenge two as we're on the carpet is based around tiki taka you know we've done some nice one twos so we're gonna pass through i'll do a little demonstration actually so you can say start here we'll give a little pass we will play it back another pass bang hits it through and i just swap it top ends like that right when you're ready yes we're throwing stuff right now [Applause] [Music] i knew then that i was in for potentially a very long struggle i think even after sort of 20 minutes i'm i'm just wanting it to end [Applause] [Music] three glitches oh my god [Applause] you know that guy who like thinks he's like really good but he does want to show he's really good and like celebrations like that's md hey guys can you watch my goal no thanks oh that's a nice setup arthur scores this every day of the week gave realistic pace as well i felt like i was watching arsenal how is he managing this thank you i'm still getting shots you're not screwing this i still get a chance oh my god come on sharky this is the save himself but he's not a man united kind of going for it change your mind last minute that was amazing that's how we do it and how's off the tv on my hot powder not for the first time please people come on please not again yet i'm very happy that's not going in just ask her a little bit oh that this looks good this looks really good here he is this part of the picture sam i don't know if you can plan to look at this side of the pitch but it actually goes up a bit on the left here so it kind of rolls down as we go to this area so we're gonna have to take that into account and sort of you know play a little curl path look at the green work out the angle theo's going first everyone two out of two he needs a poo on the loo say hi to two how's this guy got a mil subs oh yeah that's nice you know exciting is it we're doing match pace [Music] can i retake that because the cone you took the shot mate sorry there we go [Music] i like that harry scored a goal hey got one my friend so boring who's done it oh mate it's so good it's unreal see a leaf out of the rose your flavor yeah it was a horrible day [Music] [Laughter] oh lovely [Music] i couldn't quite get the curl all right you know he's got his technique and he started i want this to go in that space hey oh my god yes [Music] oh no oh no anyway last week okay so challenge three we've got two touch 1v1 so you start on the cone and then you've got to wait your first touch to give yourself a good opportunity of scoring when you reach the goal reef would you like to give us mls pens but on steroids nice i think you chose reason that's mean one touch and short that's why he is [Music] yeah chris if you score safety by the way it actually doesn't count yeah i'm not sure if that works [Music] [Music] oh oh god i didn't want to try it i didn't want to do it you guys made me do it wait chris you got the time it's been a clock top 10 o'clock [Music] so dull you're never going to see anything like it again your watch is off by a few bins mate there's having fun at night in the day english i forgot i'm boring then i'll just score he's on the page he's on chris are you happy with yourself honestly best day my life there's no [Applause] don't you dare put yourself in this category after that lad i want us to agree on something first go we're going for a big big game i'll go for a mad one go on baker come on theo in a match i reckon i back him from this kind of situation so if he's actually trying to score visualize oh it's all like the bold ones in it [Music] harry is one of the best striker in the world i could have just passed in what are you doing oh my god [ __ ] me a little bit of angles oh you pesky oh you knit my [ __ ] necklace oh my god he's a disgrace to the sport bang oh god he doesn't even know what to say he just goes guaranteed goal you wanna know what you have to do hit it down here yeah and then put it near post come on reef oh which is exactly what he just saying i am jose mourinho you can't believe i think we have to oh [Music] oh that's not what you want to see thea misses this and harry you score me oh he's not going to miss it i just can't turn it off just imagine it's shannon then you'll turn off easily [Music] this one's a shout out to my hip surgery in august come on oh well you just knew that was gonna happen oh newspaper because you telegraphed that time to finish this let's go that's the golf along the floor such a stinky shot yeah just at least do the decent thing and come back in and score with a real goal challenge four free kicks wow that's quite well set up for very high as well it's a good looking wall the last person to score goes out chris is actually no he's actually really good at playing but he actually is better than 99 of all premier league footballers that's i don't know if statistically correct you've said that many times it's the time theo which i think you might be catching the first flight to texas [Music] in history is there any man from seaford who is better under pressure than me charlie morley that's a very good shout out can i call him cowards oh simon's been targeting his dodgy knee for the whole day he just looks like a footballer doesn't he a retired one just taking it in you know [Applause] such main character energy isn't it i think he's so good at three kicks and he's so confident we should let him back in yeah i'm actually fine with that i'll come back in because i'm so confident that i'll score a second one i'm very happy to let him be yarrow how mad is it if i actually score two i don't think you have the facilities for that big man [Music] [Applause] i think i'm better at freaking than a lot of professional footballers here i come oh here i come having got the goal goes again two goals you have the facilities for that big man chris it's not your goal it's your own goal lads i'm being serious i've been 36 on a score line in a match that's the key for you i honestly i don't want to score three free kicks in your score none both eat my goal the goalie has got football pie all over his shirt flat i actually have a very good one i think i've got an all right one oh tell you what that is a moist i mean uh i did [ __ ] myself oh don't score yeah just just don't theo oh can't smash it simon are you all right that's off target [Music] you know how emotionally damaging this will be for theo if he doesn't go through to the final round he'll score you need an example you're in the wall mate he's going to rap this first time yeah we should just leave he must be licking his lips for the rest of this challenge oh bro you know so guys you'll go home like so gleeful chan guess what i'll beat reeve and harry at the free kick challenge i did the thing i already do i went to the corner your [ __ ] for [ __ ] sake yes i might actually do it you know i think he could do it oh try to hit it too hard well that was almost too hard mate took the net off that one the pitch was dry stuff like this for [ __ ] sake yeah i like this just jump okay he's gonna just hit us sorry oh my god i told you i told you and let's see it again on the old instant replay oh every excruciating detail captured in hd perfection i think he broke my wrist sorry faker are you okay [Laughter] when it's mercy that should be begging for here go for the hat trick off the post [Music] i don't want to stand in this wall any longer it's just the balls going further from front back i should go for the other corner but my heart tells me again [Music] we're having a tactical substitution see a vacuum is replacing it for once wow no way take a gander at this replay the angle at which sterling deflects the ball off his skull is nothing short of perfect like watching the [ __ ] paint with his face reeve just hammer it because we're not staying here i am aiming for [Music] oh [Music] glad you felt that necessary chris to beat harry and reeve at a free kick challenge uh chris all right so if everyone's scored yeah good point stand tall that's not fair on reeves now reef kind of go as well well done you know we came in clutch when it mattered you know you know what you can have that one yeah fair enough [Music] good evening and welcome to hole in the walls i've ducked for that that was me that was me i think reeve might be out if chris docks like that you never know we're going to build a wall it's going to be built [Applause] [Music] what did you say earlier i have not missed a penalty this calendar year he said he's never missed a penalty this year oh he did as well i haven't set up nicely penalties now yes [ __ ] if i win can i invite who i want on the jet well yeah but also everyone's welcome wait chris would you not offer that as well [Applause] [Music] zero safety oh no chris the only way you can follow that is top right hand corner so far in the top bins that you make yourself [ __ ] yourself see a doctor please [Music] oh ninety fourth minute [Music] i'm not a boner his entire youtube career has come down to this moment ninety plus four great day chris has survived way too many times this video he's got a win destiny is it a left or a rabona no i don't have a boner in my locker you've got to ask the question don't you yeah i don't want to win with the boring penalty so i'm going to hit this in off the post this isn't even to win this is saying that's when you know you're a real man sigma i just want to say thanks to everyone who's ever believed in me but particularly connor you're welcome [Music] a little bit lighter it feels like money that's what it feels like karen benson are just shaking thinking about the insta drip videos i'm gonna make from this it does seem a little sad that we've only got this for 40 minutes [Music] hope simon's stupid gangly legs being crushed by the seats a little mid-flight snack the company's not great but at least classic shape right then yeah to match fixing and connor cheers cheers cheers everyone i don't think life gets better than this that's the problem it's downhill i mean we have already started now the only flight the peasants could get was at 7am in the morning so they had some time to kill before we arrived i'm only doing this because i did a video with chris and we found out that if you're drunk you play better football well first of all [Music] they're here rival island to be fair but i'd expect a little more from him i'll be honest if harry wins yeah i get a free shot on you after what i've taken i think that's fair i think that's fair it's almost like you could write this me against harry back on the fortress welcome to a sporting matchup that some people are calling bigger than the world cup final i think it is bigger than the long it's a bit of a pitch okay you're bastard as i said boys i have a miss this year it won't be this time [Music] i've actually caught a radiation or something to my arm and you want me sun cream no thanks i'm actually honestly not a percy he's made you look a right knob i reckon [Music] he's gassed by that even more so because i was going for bottom corner i want you to win so i can batter hit chris's ass he doesn't have to win for that oh he's got a chip i reckon [Music] oh look at the goalkeeper surprise that went in oh you owe me 750 pounds yes yes i'll pay it go on off it and don't you dare to say a word about this to anybody except for one are you on a private jet back regardless conor is after that again harry i'm going to take my pen from here well that's illegal stuff that's actually yeah that's not a legal problem sorry guys chris if you don't put this top right hand corner you're really bad at football not in the feelings [Music] right oh my god score to win harry don't miss harry does not miss [Music] that's this to win [Applause] this is for my arm which seems to have developed some kind of wrath [Music] so what's harry's prize oh of course so congratulations harry the first part of the video is the private jet as it's the premier league started the premier league in keeping with the video we've got you your very own portion of jersey mill that you can't take back with you because it's over the limit actually well thank you for that chris i appreciate it thank you so much for making it this far into the video and remember to enter lavazza's giveaway for your chance to win a signed football by the arsenal first team and their new voicey coffee machines all the details to enter are in the link in the description below [Music] you

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Length: 32min 0sec (1920 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 02 2022