>> OUR APPLIED SCIENCES 101 A
PRONLS CONTINUE WITH TWO MORE STUDENTS THAT ARE PRESENT THEIR
FINDINGS AND FIELD QUESTIONS FROM OUR PANEL.
>> PROFESSOR, BEFORE WE BEGIN, CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
ALL RIGHT. LET'S BE REAL.
I'M AT ALABAMA MOSTLY BECAUSE OF MY ABILITIES ON THE FOOTBALL
FIELD, BUT I TAKE MY ACADEMICS INCREDIBLY SERIOUSLY.
>> NOW, THAT'S VERY ADMIRABLE, RAY.
>> THAT'S WHY I SAID UNLESS I GOT AN A PLUS ON ALL MY FINALS,
I WOULD VOLUNTARILY SIT OUT THAT BOWL GAME AGAINST WASHINGTON.
>> WELL, WE WILL UPHOLD OUR END BY JUDGING YOU JUST LIKE ANY
OTHER STUDENT, AND ALSO, THANK YOU FOR SIGNING MY HAT.
>> NO PROBLEM. >> ABSOLUTELY.
DON'T YOU EXPECT ANY FAVORS FROM US.
>> WONDERFUL. NOW, WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE STATE
THE TOPICS THAT WE ASSIGNED TO YOU?
>> YES. QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT IMPAIRED
PARTICLES. >> IONIZATION IN THE GAS PHASE.
>> BANANAS. >> FANTASTIC.
NOW, PLEASE, DISPLAY YOUR PROJECTS.
>> MILES, I FOUND YOUR SMALL PARTICLE ACCELERATOR, WHILE
CRUDE, TO BE QUITE CLEVER. >> HEATHER, YOUR CLOUD CHAMBER
WAS EQUALLY AS IMPRESSIVE. >> THANK YOU.
>> THAT'S VERY KIND. THANK YOU.
>> BUT, RAY, WE WERE ALL BLOWN AWAY BY YOUR BANANAS NAILED TO A
PIECE OF PLYWOOD. >> THANK YOU, SIR.
IT WAS HARD TO MAKE. >> I'M SORRY, BANANAS NAILED TO
A PIECE OF PLYWOOD? I DON'T THINK THIS IS VERY FAIR.
>> PLEASE CONCENTRATE ON YOUR OWN PROJECT, MILES.
>> CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG? HE HAS PRACTICE AT 3:00.
>> HEY, COACH. I HAVE PRACTICE IF I GET AN A
PLUS. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, A PLUS,
RIGHT. >> MAY I READ MY FINDINGS?
>> OF COURSE, RAY. >> SORRY.
NERVOUS. BANANA IS A YELLER SNACK THAT
MONKEYS EAT. THESE FIVE TYPES OF BANANAS,
YELLOW, BROWN SPOTTY, VERY BROWN, GREEN, AND ROUND.
>> I'M SORRY. THERE'S AN ORANGE ON HIS BANANA
BOARD. >> HEY.
THAT IS A ROUND ORANGE BANANA. >> I PROMISE YOU THAT'S AN
ORANGE. >> ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US
LOSE THE GAME, NERD? IS IT CONTINUE, RAY.
>> I USED TO NOT LIKE BANANAS BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE BOYS'
WEINERS, BUT NOW I LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE YUMMY.
THANK YOU. >> BRILLIANT.
TRULY BRILLIANT, RAY. THE FLOOR IS OPEN FOR PANEL
QUESTIONS. >> MILES, WHY DID YOU OMIT THE
EFFECTS OF ENTANGLEMENT SWAPPING FROM YOUR CALCULATIONS?
>> I DID NOT HAVE THE PROPER RESEARCH IN THAT AREA.
>> VERY DISAPPOINTING. >> THIS IS IMPORTANT, GUYS.
SCIENCE IS IN THE DETAILS. NOW, RAY, WHAT'S THE OUTSIDE OF
A BANANA CALLED? >> THE CRUST.
>> BINGO. >> HEATHER, LOOK AT THE MONITOR,
PLEASE. IS THIS AN INTEGRAL OR DIFFERING
CONDENSATION CURVE. >> IT'S NOT CLEAR.
I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE LIKE THAT. >> ARE YOU, LIKE, UM, LIKE,
LIKE, SO SURE? >> NOW, RAY, DIRECT YOUR
ATTENTION TO THE MONITOR, AND YOUR QUESTION IS THAT FUNNY?
>> PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
>> I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN A MONTH BUILDING A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR,
AND RAY JUST GETS TO LAUGH AT A BANANA GIFF?
>> IT'S OKAY. >> I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS KID!
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'RE READY TO ANNOUNCE YOUR GRADES.
NERD, YOU SCORED A 20%. >> WHAT?
>> HEATHER, 70.2%. >> I HATE THIS SCHOOL.
>> AND, RAY, I'M HAPPY TO SAY YOU SCORED 100%.
>> COACH, I DID IT! >> HUH?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YOU'RE THE SMARTEST KID IN THE
WORLD. >> YOU CAN PLAY IN THE BOWL GAME
AFTER ALL. >> I JUST HAVE TO GET A PLUS ON
MY ENGLISH LIT FINAL. I KNOW THE HELL OUT OF THE THE
VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR SO I'M NOT WORRIED.
[ APPLAUSE ]
Jesus SNL is so not funny anymore. Keenan Thompson is the least funny person ever.
But I do like some Bama bashing before the game!
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Would've been funnier if they made the football student-athlete a bumbling idiot; and the other students dumber than him.