The Karate Teen - SNL

>> IT'S ALMOST OVER HERE AT THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY KARATE CHAMPIONSHIPS. HE IS TAKING HIS LICKS AGAINST DEFENDING CHAMPION AND HUMAN FREIGHT TRAIN SAMMY KNOCKS OF THE WOLF CLAW DOJO. >> FIGHT! >> YA! YA! >> KEEP IT LEGAL. >> SORRY. I GOT DORK ON THE FLOOR. YEAH! WOLF CLAW. >> WOLF CLAW. >> YEAH. >> THIS KID IS A VIRGIN. THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO TAKE KARATE. YEAH. >> YA, YA, YA! >> CATCH ONLY THE PENNY. >> OKAY. >> MR. JOHNSON, THAT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE. I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE. >> LISTEN TO THE WIND. ♪♪♪ >> I THINK YOU'RE READY. >> I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT GUY'S GIRLFRIEND AFTER THIS. YEAH! >> LOOK AT THIS. JEFFY LAHART BACK ON HIS FEET. I DON'T KNOW IF HE IS BRAVE OR CRAZY. >> BAD MOVE, DWEEB. ♪♪♪ >> WHAT'S HE DOING? >> WHAT THE BUTT? YEAH! HOW THE HELL IS HE DOING THIS? >> LISTEN TO THE WIND. >> OH! >> OH, MY GOD. HE PUNCHED JEFFY LA HLAHART OUT HIS PANTS AND THROUGH FOUR WALLS. >> I PUSHED THAT KID THROUGH FOUR WALLS. >> HEY, KNOCKS, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? >> YOU GOT A DEATH WISH, DORK? >> NO. >> WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT A WARRIOR IS WHEN A WARRIOR GETS KNOCKED DOWN, HE -- >> YEAH! >> OH, POINT KNOCKS. >> I GOT A THING I GOT TO GET TO. >> WELL, UNLESS JEFFY LAHART CAN GET BACK UP FROM SAILING THROUGH HIS FIFTH WALL AND A CAR DOOR, THIS LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER VICTORY FOR WOLF CLAW DOJO. >> WHAT THE HELL? >> OH, MY GOD. HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT HERE? >> WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAR? YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT YOU LITTLE FART WIPE.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 11,098,237

Rating: 4.7549753 out of 5

Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, Episode 1713, John Cena, Mikey Day, Kenan Thompson, Alex Moffat, season 42, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, episode 9, john cena, it’s john cena, wwe, actor, wrestler, wrestle mania, smackdown, the wall, the pact, daddy’s home, surf’s up 2, maren morris, musician, songwriter, country, my church, 80s mercedes, karate, championship

Id: I9ihIfoWl3Q

Length: 3min 18sec (198 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 11 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/Ruri]

Trying too hard.

[u/Oldschool_Poindexter]

Sometimes SNL is funny. Sometimes, they do things like this.