Emma Langevin - Chuckle Sandwich EP 49

[Music] you've gotta seriously i'm genuinely worried you're addicted to that you're addicted to that i can't stop whenever i wanna oh that's what everyone says i can stop whenever i want that's whatever it is it's just it's a minty it's a perk it's mint it's gets you it makes me feel good are gonna start bleeding we didn't no no yeah no they don't yeah i'm gonna get like all that like you're gonna get all snotted up and stuff no i'm not gonna know you're actually you're dripping a little i can't believe that you're shoving that thing like halfway up your sinus and last episode you handed it to freddie wong and they let him do that and he did it and that was it no he didn't touch it he didn't touch it he went like that okay yeah but still the fact that he let it get cool yeah and he was like man that's a strong pungent smell of because you're [ __ ] dribb and it's not it's not unhealthy or anything it's just something it's smelling your brain it just smells a little minty and minty fresh substance and i feel fine what is it what is that your head is filled with ants is that great i feel like [ __ ] oh i feel good hey everybody welcome to chuckle sandwich it's a very special episode everyone it's a very very big episode probably one of the biggest episodes that we've ever had so insulting i'm sorry um we've got um our good friend emma oh [ __ ] ooh oh no not bad better than most people well because there was a challenge that you posted on twitter at one point for people to you know phonetically spell out and i messed it up a couple times yeah but then i remember you saying that it's like half the french one and then half the like american one pronouncing it literally how do you pronounce it actually i say longevin lunge event but apparently like most like french canadians because the french canadian last name apparently that's [ __ ] wrong and they always tell me that yeah they always come really mean you ever go to florida and you see a bunch of quebec license plates and you're like what are you doing how did you get down here this is like jimmy did you take a big they're all old people and they can't drive and they just sit out there and bake yeah to my understanding all canadians like shrivel up and die if they don't have snow within a 10 meter radius of them so i don't even understand how they got down there too they're always wearing an alarmingly like minimal amount of clothing what is with the canadian speedo what are they trying to prove yeah you know that they've got like they can show their [ __ ] out like i mean it's not impressive and that yeah they just got bigger bulges on americans i guess now hold on so what's going on here now hold on schleich you look confused man i'm just thinking of how we could test that you're just theory i don't think get a bunch of men together i think that we should just like a big group of yeah i mean i don't feel like we need this because we need the controls no snow no no snow no right here's the snow because if it's cold then you know you're getting altered data yeah altered well yeah because then you've got the that is true you've got to take your round shrinkage and yeah the french are probably use the french canadians colder up there they're probably have adapted to that yeah the blood flow stays yeah so they say plump you know what you know what i call this you know what i call this i call this solving for p that's funny that's good it's good it's good i can tell because uh we have a live studio audience and so far over the course of both of these episodes none of them have made a single single oh i got an exhale there was an exhale through the nose from westin thank you weston curry thank you man i'm my number one fan so back to our theory we get a bunch of like 50 50 guys 50 guys how many people 50 is that's a lot of people that's going to fill up this whole room it's really just going to be a bunch of people so like 25 american and 25 french canadians right yeah and they're all like speaking their language yeah we get a camera at waist level we just have it across all the bulges yeah and sort of maybe we just i don't know kind of like like they do in the olympics like we we give a rating of bulge size shape i feel like the olympics ratings are so hard too because if you see someone do something you think is impressive like right away you're like 10. and the next guy one upset and you're like i can't backpedal yeah like 9.5 you know what i mean yeah i wonder if it would be the same thing with yeah it always sucks going first you know yeah when did you um [Music] [Laughter] something of no substance like the beginning of the potential i don't know did you actually have something to say or did you no i like i wanted to get out of there but i didn't have like enough to and i was just like whatever dude i'm like we'll stay here however long emma when did you yeah you know and the obvious the thing you know the elephant in the room what would it be i mean that's good what would it be you ever like yeah i ever what emma where is it and how does it i mean how is it is it i'm pretty sure it's a form of harassment okay let's let's keep going all right sorry i hope it's i hope it's doing well thank you are you more of a man or a minion i love this does that even mean i'm more of a minion sorry i got really excited when you ask that yeah what do you think it depends on who i need to oh you know it depends on what i'm trying to get right right yeah you're trying to steal like the moon or like a pyramid like a vector then you're right you get then you go minions if you're trying to it's easier to blend in with the crowd you know it's a better disguise yeah if you're trying to hex the moon my mom likes minions because she says they look like little valium pills know what i was expecting sorry what is it what is valium yeah valium it's also known as like mommy's little helper it's like an anxiety med um so my mom i think that's why mom's this is true most people like this is my mom's appearance it's funny yeah on why like so many moms love minions it's because they look like little yellow valium pills mommy's little happy pills so it gives them almost like a feeling of nostalgia yeah yeah and they when you take them you start talking like the minions too you have too many yeah that's what your kids sound like oh no oh everyone around you you go out into the you go out into the society and everyone's going um yeah it's a black mirror episode yeah yeah let's get a black mirror episode just on valium pills i think that would be i think that like most of the show was written on some kind of crazy drug yeah have you ever have you watched it all you guys black mirror i've seen a couple episodes i'm a big baby so it like [ __ ] it actually i get emotionally upset yeah yeah i feel like it's weird i was gonna ask what's your favorite black mirror and i was like i feel like that's a really bad question maybe it's the one answer i mean if i were to answer legitimately i would say nosedive you know that one the one with the social media ratings one yeah oh i've seen that's one of the four episodes i've seen yeah and that one's kind of like easy to like deal with it's an influencer moment for sure that is an influencer moment i just watched a play test oh play test is my favorite what is that one messed me up it was good his acting was really good but it messed me up yeah i was like hitchhiking the hitchhiker and vr and all that yeah right yeah they're all kind of i would say that black mirror as you were saying is sort of oh my god it's like a screen yeah well yeah it's like a phone that's turned off and then it becomes a black mirror um but is that why it's a name that yeah it is oh i was doing it oh wait i said that oh black turn it off turn it off you see yourself yeah it's a black mirror is that is that for real that's very intimate that's for real i'm 90 i think if it's not for real they would they just pick two random words so i think it's probably i just never thought to like think about it i take things at like face value you know a lot of the time and i choose not to think deeper yeah there's a lot of ways like this that i have this problem with like a tow truck in my head is it tow truck and then i like only once will ever think about it like oh my god it's towing a car that's why you talking do you know what i'm talking about like when it's a word you get me yeah oh thank [ __ ] god you have to explain this okay a water bottle right in my head i'm like oh it's a water bottle no way does [Music] just a flat like what is a flag about well i mean that's what i'm saying when you see a flag and you associate the word flag with it you're like yeah that's definitely that's a flag it makes sense that this is yeah like lawn mower lawn mower yeah it's like it's a lawnmower there it goes i don't realize yeah it's called that because it's this is yeah it's like table people when people say like oh i'm gonna put my food in like the tupperware oh right it's like a where for toppers what no i will say what is no what is it it's a little little guy little copper is a little guy it's a little grimly you know what i'm talking about okay expand yes i'm crimping well yeah he's a guy besides being a tupper well he's a guy you take him off and you put him back on but sometimes you he's a tupper and yeah exactly okay so she gets it this is why she's on the podcast yeah i feel bad and we agree though that the dude who named the table was totally right like this ain't anything else table is good that's not it's something it can't be anything else it's not like if it was called like a and i mean like a staple that also makes sense because you're you're you're stapling it well like i mean tow truck what if this was called like a wood leg well it's like i mean it's not really like a leg tape table table no i like table just like a wooden circle yeah that would make more sense yeah but some can be square you're wrong can we rename like things i'd like to rename like what if we went down i'm just looking around the room so like do you think soup is an appropriate name for soup yes super soup well if they've already got it on [ __ ] lock we don't need to do this how about uh jam slash jelly i feel like it could be called like i think i would just i'd like to call jam maybe some i feel like you could you don't need a new word for what jam is it's like you just call it like sweet grease every time i hear jam though i just because you know jam has like multiple connotations like you know the joke that's like what's the difference between peanut butter and jam you can't jam your dick into somebody or you can't peanut butter your dick into somebody's ass oh so whenever i hear jam i just think about that joke you know so jam has you know two meanings so maybe we should rename jam that way i don't know yeah you don't know somebody's taking somebody for sure if you've seen one man one jar then you know that both what oh huh oh okay i mean peanut butter and jam would both work in that scenario have you seen that video yeah who hasn't i haven't fair oh no scott producer producer have you ever seen one man one jar no boris he hasn't seen it there it is very good would you like to yeah why not no [Laughter] and that's why we so for we hadn't referenced him before on the last podcast that we did but borf is back ladies and gentlemen he is back for chuckle week 2.0 and we are so excited give it up for our boy um if you're at home if you're in a public place i don't care clap for our audio listeners love you to death i mean come on you got to just watch the video for this one i know you guys are going to be mad at me for saying that but i mean it's borif look at his beautiful face look at his beautiful eyes his angelic voice can you help me with him oh my god oh my god i feel like i'm at church he's got such a beautiful someone his tone yeah i know right it's like you you're you're here and you're like man i'm in a place of inspiration i'm in the boar sphere yeah like i'm with these nurses when you speak to him you almost need to tell the truth because you know that he'll know if you're lying and you wouldn't call him anything else he's bored he's probably like he can't be anything else yeah what is he if not borif just some dude just some dude and he's not he's i find it upsetting to think about that there could be a reality in which i would have passed boroff on the street and then never have met him oh dude slow down think about that [Laughter] you're talking about a complete like an episode that follows boroff where it's just an episode of him and what's sad nobody like goes on i feel like you're cunning and he's like trying to be like hey guys it's me about like hey guys it's like sprays up a bunch of water on them and he's wet god that sounds we would that would be the worst black mirror episode the most upsetting it would be i wouldn't be able to get through you're the kind of guy that if right now if we like shifted timelines and i passed you on the street i would look back you know what i mean i look back and wonder what could be i mean that yeah i have another word thing that i thought of okay can i can i bring it up i mean if it can if it's more relatable than um like a where you put tuppers in yeah with the little gremlins what were they called grimlys yes you actually have a couple on you right now get off their little guys thank you we have a little grimly infestation well yeah uh no humans can't get grimless um so when something is a gate sorry i just say [ __ ] man i'm [ __ ] sorry when somebody's not wrong when something is at gabe when you're 90 it's because it's gaping no keep keep i'm sorry i picked that one no proceed okay when you've seen her tweets or just giving her your gift yeah but when like something is like slightly open it's a jar yes why because with the gape i get it it's gaping but it's not like it's jarred right so i'm just that's crazy do you know string theory at all whenever you what are you talking about yeah even fortnite talked about this at one point in their lore if you get into it at all yeah okay um when you open a door oh and only in the process of opening a door due to an observer being there it becomes literally a jar so everything you so wait hang on when you're not looking at something you know when i was making this podcast i thought when i chose my co-host i thought they would be smart but you know as i do this podcast more i realize you know maybe obviously grimly's going for your jugular a grimly is going for your juggler he's he's climbing you've got to get him out of there you got oh nice that was a small one yeah that was they slip in a little micro gym grimly you ever had a [ __ ] fat cremas before you know what i'm talking about yeah i'm just gonna ask a question about the set yeah i'm really distracted by the photo behind schlatt of like a family on the beach black and white you could focus on that first yeah it's just can you believe i used to look like focusing on so how i like to describe this earlier was that this looks like um a screenshot of in a movie when the like main character uh like male lead has to go and kill a bunch of people and he's remembering his wife that died and it's that black and white uh this because when he gets knocked down yeah before he gets back off backfire and then he's like trying to get back up yeah she's like she's like vanessa and she's like she's calling out to her and she's like come see me some time or they're like she's like see me sometimes you know i'm i'm i'm right i like oh it's like like you know in an office so you keep like a nice little [ __ ] like i'm taking it away from the it's not for them it's for me okay i just i just remembered them so fondly yeah this was the family i rammed the back of my tesla model y rental into and killed on the 405 last night well he loves his cars he loves his car cars yeah so emma you're from new jersey unfortunately yeah sorry about that is that um yeah how's new jersey what's the how about this what's the best part of new jersey um that's close to new york what's the worst part of new jersey um i came from it that's the worst part of new jersey i seriously doubt that bruce springsteen bruce springsteen is the whoa you know he did get a dui recently it's not sure that he's got multiple bruce springsteen got a dui recently driving through a national park while under the influence i know and in this picture he was such a sweet kid too know tommy loves bruce i had to break it to him and he was like no that didn't happen no no no he didn't do that yeah can you do your best tommy edit impression right now on the podcast what is like [ __ ] sounds he he has done that a lot recently he should get a check for asthma yeah i'm worried about the kid yeah i'm worried about all of them all of them over there why are they in the uk what if they got over there do they know there's like knives and [ __ ] there yeah acid attacks acid attacks you know the new nerf guns the rival [ __ ] they [ __ ] hurt they're intense they [ __ ] said the wrong [ __ ] story yes yes and i'm telling you if you get a home invader you don't even need a gun at this point you just whip that baby that dude is gonna he is gonna be sore yeah and he's gonna need to like hide for a second and catch his recuperate yeah like wait for the red to go out from his vision build up his stamina yeah when i was a kid my brother and i um had this maybe you guys will remember it it was like a big rocket launcher with all these gun attachments and you got it all in one thing it was like one that had like 12 different shots there was like a pistol and you could turn it all into one gun but the main rocket you would actually like pump like it was a big [ __ ] thing you'd put it between your legs pump it like an airplane i definitely know what you're talking about you know what i'm talking about yeah and when we got this thing we were like so [ __ ] small we were like six and seven or something like that and we would take turns like this thing could feasibly kill us like the rocket it was so powerful we weren't allowed to shoot it in the house so what we do is we go outside and we take turns we'd each curl up into a ball on the ground and we shoot each other within the fetal position because it would knock us back so if we like did it standing up like we'd get hurt so we'd like be like oh it's my turn to shoot you so you said your brother assumed the position yeah and then you yeah and then you hit and he just goes like skidding you know what i mean and it was scream you ever do it like down the hill or something just to get momentum we tried to look for smoking smooth surfaces for like maximum distance we did have a sledding hill though also right next to our house that was really steep and just had a brick wall and we saw it crash test dummy competition who can have the least bones by the end or the most depending on definition um no i i'm gonna be one of those old people that says that like has has a lot of back in my day statements like back in my day we were seeing how fast we could run into a brick wall as children did first time for fun and it was cool and kids liked it i would still do it don't you cannot forget about them after what they did for us i know you have to accept them as part of your life this will follow you forever i probably got up to like 30 miles an hour and that was fast for me i was small you were a child there's no way you were going like five miles per hour i mean i didn't have mass but i had speed i still have a thing emma i don't know how many of these you've listened to but i still have a thing about like i really want to be flung at high speeds without consequence i feel like you've said this so many times and every time you say it it's just the way you describe it makes it just sounds pretty awesome right there's lots of like thrill rides that consist of that sort of thing ah like what like you remember like you have a girl like jersey shore on no no no no i haven't but they have like those balls that they put you in you know and they remember they're like wait what yeah you had me no you had me park the place yeah oh my god yeah i mean if you want a thrill ride action park i will i will say if action part was open now i would go oh i go they've revealed they reopened it with under a new name well i mean i think that's not the same oh they're calling it action yeah they re it was mountain creek and now i think it's action park that worries me though because like then they're playing into it you know what i mean yeah because the documentary came out and they're like whoa we're still here yeah that's us those people died yeah like what remember all the children that died here yeah oh well come anyway they're graves oh my god little tombstones next to the [ __ ] wave pool you know just what they're doing because you can't even get them oh my god like the markers on the side of a highway where someone died in a car crash and they just have them away from the wave pool oh was it that that quick ceremony oh my goodness but anyway to be flung at high speeds jersey shore and i'm sure other like boardwalks not like carnivals but i'll do it there's like those rides that you know it's like they strap you into that bowl thing and they launch you into the sky and there's attached to a string and then you come plummeting back into the ground you know what i'm talking about and it's spins you're switching and it's really funny you're like gradually you're gradually shifting i wasn't sure if you're saying baller bowl but is it like is it like a big plastic like softball no it's like it's like a cage right yeah it's like a two-seater like cage either side it's like a bungee thing and it yeah it like launches you into the air aren't you saying that you just want your own body without any sort of contraption like connected oh just like he just wants to be like so what i would suggest to you is like maybe get some like draft up some plans if you look into i've done something you've heard of have you heard of uh medieval trebuchets and went so high that when they hit the ground they exploded and then all the [ __ ] went everywhere yeah he talks about this no the the the guy the guy guy the geico the virus all that little giblets the giblets the little things that no those are the whales no those are grimlys those are the gremlins those are tuppers that specifically go and wears emma have you ever seen little creatures you can't explain like to any no one else i'd like to know that too and i that's i i remember you talking about this with me that's part of the reason why we wanted to have you on the podcast because yeah you seem to have a lot of experiences with little little creatures you can't explain yeah i mean and being a little creature that you can't explain yourself i mean it you would know the category very well i'm i'm sure are we talking about my psychological related ones or the normal kind it's hard to tell the difference sometimes it is i get that for sure i've gotten familiar though because the shadow people i see what i'm hallucinating and then there's a shadow people that are actually there yeah yeah the cuddly ones yeah yeah originally the cuddly one showed up first and then the then the creepy one started showing up and they didn't not want to cuddle i tried they did not like it they wanted to boogie with the dance of death i get little friends sometimes in my eyeballs oh the little fl i used to think i was nuts i would i would like after uh after swim practice for some reason i'd be like sitting on this curb and i remember it vividly because i always had like wait an hour and i had nothing to do and i was just staring at a parking lot what i haven't even i don't know i've just and occasionally i'd be like what was that and i'd try and follow it but it would get away too fast you can't follow those things charlie trying to fall around a floater in his eye in a parking lot it's just like this child walking around a parking lot and like someone's away like eating like some worker eating lunch he's like you think that kid's okay joe he's like he's just over there like oh yeah i'm over there i'm over there like shifting to terabithia like straight up i like saw these [ __ ] things and every time i try to look at them they fly away yeah that's so i'm like wondering again like they know i'm trying to look at them so then i tried to like look straight ahead so they'd like come to me yeah i tried to is this sounding you tried to hurt i floated i didn't know they were called eye floaters i thought they were like i think that that's just right that's not necessarily what they're called i think it's just everyone's greed wigglys yeah it's hard to like find them when you're oh no they're into the sun i got a couple i mean we got this giant i get them when i'm driving most of the time and then it's like a friend on a little road trip that's a medical condition that's funny well here's the thing i mean yeah if you see floaters while you're driving what does it what does it mean uh just is that the whole thing it's just something that alters your vision i think yeah oh so i shouldn't be driving you should go see a nine doctor one of one of my friends he was getting explains a lot one of my friends was getting more eye floaters than normal and he went to the doctor and he found out that his um that there was a potential that his like eye muscles were getting disconnected from like his brain like his retina or something like that oh my god if it's if you're getting a lot of them that might be something to check out i was gonna say that totally explains the accident from yesterday with the with the family of three that would make a lot of sense your little butt your little bunny and what's remarkable about this photo is that not only was this like is the means in which you got this because you ran into this family of three and then you started you know diluting their dead bodies and then that's how you found a key to their house pub go into their house and you're like oh i guess this is this will make it worth it and then i said winner winner chicken dinner and then like like it was a game of pub g exactly yeah pub g style yeah i respect it that's my new thing i'm gonna start saying pubg style after you killed me because because the floaters in your eyes you after you finish in sex you know well listen no the floaters aren't mean or anything they don't tell me to do anything i don't think anyone was asking you know floaters were mean i did i did they're along for the ride and i'm the driver have you ever considered that you're along for the ride um whoa did they ever make like little arrows like telling you where to go no no you're telling me your offloaders are shaping into arrows and giving you direction slices hang on what's that little guys no way you're telling me to u-turn right here yeah honestly if my i-flutters told me something i would like do it no questions you know what i mean that's a new neuralink chip it is it just says buy tesla or some [ __ ] like your eyes if it just like if i like was like looking around all of a sudden i saw like run vaguely like just like starts running i would 100 follow any instructions like implanted by fluttershy is there a situation in which you guys could see yourself in the future getting one of those like brain chips like if it's like 20 years no i just watched play tests yeah oh that's true we've just talked about 20 years where it's like becoming sort of like oh everyone's got like a valve index kind of or like a good amount of people have validated but it's like expensive that kind of like level of like everyone's got the extra ram now you know yeah everyone's got the bionic left arm yeah bionic i would love a bionic arm really or a [ __ ] that's true but like well we said arms first i mean you know a bio [ __ ] would count as both i'm gonna buy an emp now and just [ __ ] save it up man third arm you could get th this is true you could emp a population and have them all shut down you could emp [ __ ] break that's what i was going to say i'll buy one now before they're made illegal yeah put it in my basement and then you activate it and then you walk over what in your basement and then just wait until like it looks like every day that everyone's like a little more like more down better you wait until they're bored you activate the emp and then you loot pubg style i don't think that you can buy an mp emp currently what are you talking about it's not something it's oh you're walking into a walmart you're like i just buy an emp you can make napalm with cardboard what what you can yes an emp you could just make it with a brick yeah yeah it's easy i will say one thing and a couple more top cocktails very accessible oh yeah you go down to a bevmo that's going to do nothing against the borgs dude they're just going to do nothing against that borg that just sounds like the army that borif has risen bro holy [ __ ] i'm just saying when you throw the molotov and they tear their [ __ ] skin off like don't be surprised okay when they're all and that's two terminator two living metal no living living flesh over metal endoskeleton yes do you like terminator i've never seen it oh my god the bio [ __ ] we've come full [ __ ] circles yeah yeah that's why it totally does it's a big shot in terminator 1 at the beginning of the movie when he spawns in he's a big [ __ ] spawns all over the context behind that was the last time we did a chuckle week we we had a an airbnb that was filled with etsy furniture and it had ah just keep going for now sorry sometimes just i'm familiar i know but sometimes you just [ __ ] he has his angry [ __ ] in the middle of podcast recordings for a second like why did you put so much emphasis on that particular word his angry confidence yeah why did you like you sometimes i'm not gonna lie on the podcast sometimes that's his little angry cummies every now and then it happens do you feel a little anger coming on you can i pour you a glass of water is that a threat no thanks i hate when i go into an into a [ __ ] airbnb that i rent with my own money and it's like the room is big there's a lot of space just a small amount of water but there's [ __ ] i didn't even give it back but there's small little shitty etsy furniture throughout the whole thing like you have a huge wall ted stop it stop it i'm not done with it huge wall tiny little canvas one by one inch canvas print and you're like this is i can search up canvas print on etsy and i found it it's like the negative space is the rest of the pieces we rented this beautiful beautiful house yeah honestly man hollywood hills hollywood hills beautiful person and we walk in and look what it is it's this shitty ass furniture the house itself is furnished nicely really much not that a whole layer of [ __ ] like shitty little table lamps that don't even go up actually all the way up the couch it's like a hundred dollar sectional that's falling apart it doesn't even fasten into it it's not just tv doesn't work the tv doesn't work neither remote works the the the master bedroom there's not even a bed frame there's not even a bedroom yeah both of the nightstands are literally a foot tall and they s the two drawers slide all the way out and they just fall onto the ground see this is particular master bedroom all right so it's the airbnb in the hills full of ikea furniture yeah basically yeah but i will say this it's like wayfair [ __ ] you guys ever get high and go to ikea and make up stories about all the little displays whoa whoa but that actually sounds that is such a specific thing that i want to hear that is just one of my favorite activities okay no give us like give me something give me an example i don't cause i need like a visual you know okay picture the picture of the gluten farting in front of you yes gluten-free layerberg over there but you know how they have all the room setups right so i'll like go in the kitchen if it's like a cold like steel like black like kitchen you know i'm gonna be like oh like definitely like a serial killer lives here and this is where he chops off the bodies and this is the freezer that he stores them in like stuff like that is it always that intense well it could be and then sometimes there's like you know what there's a lot of story for me i tell a story for each room and each display they have but you gotta do it on edibles you could probably do that forever too because it never how do you get there to the ikea um well i don't drive so i just get an uber yeah uber to the ikea yeah that's that's like or i have a sober you know person drive yeah you kind of just find the entrance you know what i mean yeah honestly i have gotten i have gotten lost and circled around there multiple times before there are sometimes where it gets a little scary i think you're going to say i think have you heard of that scp do you know of scps at all [Music] it's a like a wiki basically that has been it's a collaborative wiki that's existed for a long time where people i'm i got your water all first what did you put in there well you got it all all good we'll just leave it in the center there until um and it's it's basically like just a bunch of uh charlie you just have to explain what it is you just give it up yeah it's like it's like a community sourced wiki of essentially writing prompts that people make of like weird like creatures or locations it's not like creepy pasta it's sort of like creepy but it's all like you know the same kind of universe so you know it could be like creepy guy that if you see him he'll kill you or it could be like there's one that is just like an infinite ikea yeah right it's like an idea that i've definitely had that experience yeah yeah it's an infinite it's an ikea that exists in real life but if you go into it all of a sudden you become lost in this ikea and it's infinitely long but then also there are quote unquote workers which are just you know seven foot tall people and people in ikea uniforms that don't have a face that if they find you they will come up to you and say the store is closed now please make your way to the exit um and they'll kill you you just ruined any future iq trip emma does no i think it makes it more exciting i mean if i should check it out while you were high maybe it would probably i'd be upset or more i think it would be funny it's just gonna see a little bit of a challenge you know what i mean cause it's like you know i just okay i have this like complex thing okay we're like i think i'm a very murderable person like you know what i mean like i i but like i really don't want to say two on the podcast yeah i discussed it but like i just really don't want to give anybody the satisfaction of killing me yeah you know interesting because sometimes i'm like i am so insufferable that i don't want anybody to have the pleasure of being the one to take me out right so you're saying like you would you're i think a good murder so if you got stabbed like if you told me while i was high we just incentivized it to like survive you know what i mean like if there's a key of workers trying to kill me like i feel like it would like awaken something i won't let you have yeah like i won't let you get the satisfaction at the end there's not even self-preservation it's just no i don't value myself yeah just i do everything out of spite wow oh hey i have this uh water for you what's in it nothing what's in it oh it's no it is by definition still water it's just water is it thick water it's definitely different than it was it's not thin anymore i have an issue with like humming textures am i allowed to am i about to no i'm actually proud of you am i allowed to spit on the set yeah yeah do we have a spit bucket i was just like i was just like i'll explain on the [ __ ] table i mean no one else is going to have the thick water if you want to just okay this can be your my spit people pay good money for this just so you know i'm sure they would you girls fit um i mean it's warm it's sorry it smells like powdery it smells like a communion wafer really oh my god it smells like communion wafer i can make you a new batch i can't smell anything from it oh yeah so someone's like there's like not much more to say about it to be honest i'll be completely upfront with you all i put in it was walgreens thick now instant food and beverage thickener it's just gonna it's literally just thick it's thick yeah and that's like milk like a nectar um no no no no it's not milk just take it yeah just take a sip and feel feel that like the teeth feel like there are some sort of memories in this drink thicker than like a normal liquid milk isn't that milk is not too thick milk is well compared to water how long have you had this milk that is now thicker it does get thicker perhaps it is so okay so like water milk blood come like thickness what was that a [ __ ] code what was it what did you do in terms of thickness levels how do you know how to get into my safe the four because i mean i'm definitely taking a sip of all four i just need to know which one we're going hang on sorry give me the order again it'll be no it'll be water milk blood is at the end water milk blood comes so that's thinnest to thickest well i mean blood is a bit of a one that changes a little bit so does water now so does i guess milk this too so let's just get this off yeah i don't know man how's that where would that go she went again for a second yeah it's very powdery is it [ __ ] you're not doing a very good job of stirring these i'm sorry would you like to stir it next time no i think you'd probably throw a fit so what is what are your thoughts it's like a cold load oh my god a cold load and you said that was it was it was such a breeze you drank a lot of it you drank a lot of it there was like a third more guys i'm unnerved did i i didn't forget to tell you guys um when i got into my uber driver to my uber today um the driver immediately switched the music um to gospel music as soon as i got in the car holy [ __ ] i don't know what that's trying to convert you i don't know what that says about me as a person but it went from like pop radio and then we like made eye contact in the mirror and then he looked down and changed it to christian gospel he probably saw it was chains or something and was like i don't yeah i don't understand do you think it was like a chill like this or like a kind of need like this is like a war i don't think it was trying to fix me i think he was trying to protect himself oh interesting i think he was more like oh the devil has entered garlic kind of thing the devil has entered my call i hope satan gives me five stars field of music around him yeah like like because they would like say like you know like weird like god messages in between they'd be like oh remember like god loves you was it like christian i [ __ ] love christian rock oh no it was like actual it was actually like gospel music oh okay boring i don't well i don't like listen to any of it intentionally it's more like christian rock is the most fun thing to accidentally switch to because you'll start to get into it and as soon as you're comfortable they will [ __ ] hit you with like jesus is here and he's in you and i'm like whoa okay inside of you yeah i'm serious it'll get you with a good it'll get you with a good hook it'll be like you know just talking about normal music stuff it'll just be talking about like her or whatever and then it's like but you know who's more than important than her jesus i was like whoa okay well here's a good question then like what's our ideal christian rock song what would that look like oh you know wow i believe both of you went to i think it's like school is that correct i think i did let me be honest with you most of the uh most of the christian rock is just protestant [ __ ] sure because listen you go to a protestant church and they put on a show they put on a show they have guitars they have no organ in sight you walk into a catholic church there's nothing there but the organ and it's the lady playing the organ and singing and it's a one-man show and i'm telling you right now that's all it needs to be and that's all it should be and all the old people stand up and it's just a loud unanimous moan ninety percent of the time in the catholic church did you go to no if you go to a catholic church and you hear them try to sing it's like it's never just been like oh [Laughter] here here uh hon it's it's this page you wanna it starts right there oh i just i haven't seen that that's all yeah everyone i've seen no churches they've tried no it's protestant [ __ ] and anyone who consumes it or creates it is going straight to hell i think really yeah which which christian hell is real the catholic one yeah yeah what's that like what's your ideal it's like a bunch of calvinists in a room saying saying like saying like oh no they didn't say we knew it they said it was always like this well is it what is calvinism calvin is a predestination yeah oh damn like we knew where we'd be yeah i knew i was gonna drink this [ __ ] water are you making it into heaven flat me yeah yeah yeah and after all the people yeah you need to make an argument you know that's one of the ten commandments i said i'm sorry did you go to church after yeah you went to church today yeah it's sunday i did lord i went to church dude i'd bring my [ __ ] game boy to church sometimes are you serious mm-hmm turn the volume down that's the express train that's the express a all the way up town to hell one time i realized up through my hoodie like you know like threw up in my sleeve and stuff like that but then when we were getting up to leave it fell out of my hoodie and my teacher took it from me no i got a lot of trouble you know you remember those pilot g2 pens that you can twist open and then you put the spring in between the little clicker and the thing that holds the you make a gun is that what you're talking about yeah so i went to ccd obviously the the christian the catholic oh so you're gonna go to catholic school you went to ccd well i went to catholic [Music] i would i would have see i went to actual catholics i did too i did two i would elaborate on it but i don't want to dox myself okay right all right understandable have a great day in ccd i'd i turned the thing into like that little gun thing where you can like press it and then the cartridge flies forward i just like how you're also giving me like un you're giving me uninterrupted eye contact with your tommy you're like you can even you can even take the spring out you go like this it spring pops out stretch it a little bit and now the gun is even more powerful so when you when you explode it then you even then you're then you're killing it what'd you do and this is what god wanted you to do during ccd the the the ccd teacher instructor came up and and he's like what is that and i said a weapon which not you don't say you just were straight to the point you weren't even like oh this is like you didn't even like give it a name or anything you were just like hello teacher what i've made here right now in school is a weapon i yeah the intention to make perform damage upon other humans legitimately just said it's a weapon and then he took it from me and you were like why did he do that you could even mod these things ted you can oh you can mod them yeah you could crumple you in the modding community here's what you can gun what you need is a pilot g2 a wad of paper and a paper clip and so basically you fold out the paper clip so it's just one long thin sharp thing oh my god take a wad of paper stick it in where that pen cartridge would go in between the clicker the spring the holder this is why we're like posting a blueprint a lot of paper i have one too after this actually paper clip and it's just like a bullet it's basically a bullet you can shoot someone i have one that's that's less lethal but more fun really yeah i i don't know how i figured this out but as a kid i learned how to like with like a piece of paper make it in such a way so it's like a little grenade container and then i filled them up i filled them up with water and then so it was like a like no matter what paper i could do this and it would hold it and i would just throw it at things and it would explode oh that's fine i could still do that like if i had a sheet of paper i could make one yeah you could also just like save yourself time and just go outside and make a snowball on the frigid vermont weather that's true but you have to be ready for all seasons yeah that's a thing um what i would do what i would do is like when you finish a a water bottle you just like mmm that's the classic oh yeah you spin it and then like that little bit of like water left or whatever will kind of like come out as a vapor but it shoots the cap like you get the cap absolutely so what was your weapon of choice when you were a child emma um i used to modify beyblades and put razors into them holy [ __ ] that's actually that's funny so she just beat us out of anything yeah that's way more intense that is really no [ __ ] dude now i'm disappointed sick i think my pilot g2 thing is uh you weren't lying i was not lying you were dead yeah i would honestly i was pretty excited that that was the case if that was the case because i had the joke ready didn't have any follow-up if you started asking questions so i was like i'll just break i'll break early you you got me though i mean yeah i just i also bought that instantly yeah like even though i was thinking of like i do know people who did but we were much older okay so to be fair i just did not do it as a child actually so you were aware of i was aware of this part happening i never did it myself and i was an adult when i found out about it yeah so is it i'm just confused by it a little bit because like how much does it actually impact the the bay bleeding you know what i mean like are they just like hurting each other or are you trying to hurt each other with beyblades so you you you here's what you do i'm assuming go like this um you let it rip you let it break then you go pick that up to whoever's nearby you don't even shoot it at them you shoot it in a different direction and say go get that i'm just i feel like it's hard like you know you go for the ankles know what i mean you would shoot it at people yeah you go for the ankles okay gotcha it wouldn't be like you all like sit in the splash zone and like you could get a hold of like a rat or a hamster and trap it that could be like yeah you would hurt an animal what you'd heard and now i'm talking about these hypothetical more messed up children you'd think about it yeah like little this is something the grimlys would do actually right this is a grimly thing specifically the grimlys use babe razor beyblades to kill rats and have you um have you guys ever read like hamster death stories because they are always the funniest [ __ ] people always [ __ ] right because they jump off of beds because no or kids mistreat them in horrible ways and obviously it's sad that an animal died but also it's really [ __ ] funny sometimes the way they go out my buddy um had a bucket like turned down and the hamster was somehow under the lid of the bucket somehow he somehow got under there well i'm just saying i'm don't shoot the messenger ted and he sits down on the bucket not knowing and then it literally cuts the dude in half see what i mean and the eyes are like bulging out that's what i heard so i have guinea pigs this sounds like it just sounds like a homemade hamster guillotine is what you just described and your buddy can you name him no interesting guinea pigs i have two little guinea pigs fern and mochi they're they're great you look like you're gonna throw up here sounds like you're farting in your mouth you have two guinea pigs two guinea pigs they are they're you love them i'm really worried man about where you're going you care about them yeah [Laughter] you went for that so [ __ ] confidently man and i was like wow he's really committing to this bet jesus yeah i know they're great though they're really i have a condition i have to tell you about since you took a sip from that are you serious dude she's got you're really good at that she got all three of you you're really good at lying because you got all three of us in different lives jesus christ wow here's what i used to do at halloween i used to give out candy with razors in them i used to i used to put razors in them or sometimes i'd put my own drugs in it yeah you put yeah that i purchased i'd be like yeah and spend these two dollars to make edibles and just hand them out to kids because that makes a lot of sense and that's why parents should be scared this halloween this october is that susan susan there's a susan out there there's a susan maybe there's a do you know anyone under the age of 40 named susan no i don't know but that's it no i'm not asking about susie i don't know i mean maybe her like legal name was susan i'm sorry i'm sorry charlie i didn't mean oh now i feel bad no it's fine oh man you're you're the light of my life that's all right you're lighting my life next recording and i bring in my prismarine drago duel mod it out see how you deal with that beyblade yeah it sounded like a beyblade prince marine drago such an idiot these have been rough rough podcasts for me so yeah yeah these have been rough so you're in la yes you live in la you moved from the east coast do you like it better here um i have friends here so it's you know better for that reason yeah the actual place i prefer new york you like waking up every morning and like mmm smog okay love that yeah i do miss the piss in the streets but yeah dude and or when the when the uh garbage people go on strike oh and they that's a good one and then the trash piles up for a little bit and then what they used to do in like medieval times they like threw [ __ ] out the window they like threw piss and [ __ ] out yeah yeah they did they like when the gutters people had the windows too defenestration um i don't know if that's what happened but that's for sure a word and that's what it means oh defenestrating people yeah why not mm-hmm i also think we should bring such a specific two schools duels oh [ __ ] you had me excited first i was really excited about i was for some reason i was way more excited about ghouls than the concept of now duels you mentioned it i'm here for ball but like duels yeah i mean like who was that um josh isn't in the room who was that president that just kept dueling people in in the oval office was there a president that did that yes wilber told me about this recently it's probably a jackson yeah who's the president of the cup i think it might be this is probably a jackpot i think it might but we did have a lot of dueling president that is a thing i just know that like you know in for some reason hey hey is is josh out josh he's in the bathroom i need him to answer a question right this instant borif maybe please we need it we need them oh my god specific america hey everyone not just emma we have another special guest here on the episode today oh right i was outside for five minutes and i asked can someone come open the door it's a lot and i found it it was cool not push oh no connor was locked out for five minutes i don't know if anyone heard that but connor was locked out for five minutes because he did push instead of pull so this is garfield he was damp this morning real damp nothing else was damn we don't know why it was weird because there's no do in l.a we've established but he was he was like wet but not everywhere just what and if you're up if you're high up in the hills it can get moist because the clouds that's where they put the data that's true that's where they put the data yeah that's where they put the data on my google google photos sorry that's thick water slap no no no no [ __ ] you did scare me i was so impressed so here's a question for you let's stick on la though why is it such a terrible place why can't nobody [ __ ] drive properly here can we talk about that these are the worst most insane drivers i've seen in mind i've almost killed the passengers this is literally twice there are times like i have this term with with shea the gf that um whenever it's past 9 p.m driving in la we like to call that crazy hour because that is when i've noticed a significant uptick in people just like be it becomes like speed racer and they go like in between stuff or one thing i notice in l.a is that people really think that they can make the accident no matter how late they notice that the exit is there that's the new jersey exit that's straight up just a thing that you just you just cut the line and then try and get in no i'm talking like i'm talking like you're in the middle lane and like oh my exit is there in 50 feet i'm going to crush three right here yeah yeah yeah yeah and it's usually like almost actually it's almost always a prius they do with all turns not even just exits like they'll just [ __ ] go for it yeah they do a hail mary and they just [ __ ] send it and it works like fifty percent of the time yeah you know schlatt you do this and you've gone from it's funny because you used to be a really aggressive driver when i was with you before and now you're still a really aggressive driver but you apologize for it like regular oh listen because you get uncomfortable when i'm in the car i guess you get every time i do something every time i do something bad which is charlie's like oh god dude i i do not say yeah you're like i do not say that maybe maybe i make a face when you like go from zero to sixty well listen to tesla it's a fun time i sometimes hit the tap on you accelerate and break to the beat i did that last time rents a tesla he's like oh did you know that the tesla's acceleration is really quick and it's like literally everything a song is on that you like and the beat like the drop is coming up i put my head and neck against the back of the seat because i know you're going to [ __ ] speed up you just sound like like they're just we're just describing you and it just sounds like you are just an irresponsible person no no no that didn't sound yeah that was kind of all huh no but i like that you're saying sorry for it now i mean he's just saying no he's not providing any evidence to refute it it's just i mean i have a theory look i think people who drive or learn to drive on the east coast they know how to drive they're just [ __ ] but i think people on the west coast and maybe even texas like the west side of the country they just don't know how to do it they don't know how to build a lack of uh you know yeah you know i mean i'm sorry but it's just it's it's true it's it is i will say the one thing uh growing up in virginia the one thing as soon as that little flake of snow falls as soon as people see it like their [ __ ] eyes you know the blood seeps in they start like making turns before like it hits their windshield and they start just absolutely fear off it is [ __ ] nuts in vermont um how it is now is a lot of people like you know they have winter tires they've got trucks a lot of it is just like back rows that are 50 mile an hour back roads and people will just get on them when they're [ __ ] coated in snow no visibility and just be like man i'm sick and just go as fast as they can without being able to see anything like on these snowy roads so there's there's something somewhere the state the the northeast is prepared for it though that's the thing so yeah they all the winter tires and [ __ ] people still are [ __ ] about it but like it's like it's different kind of crazy yeah if it's in in the south or like the west or like the like texas we're not prepared at all no i moved in the day of that terrible we've heard it at snowstorm there was like literally multiple pods there was literally a couple inches on this of snow on the ground on that that terrible day where people died and there was no power for a week beef jerky yeah yeah that's that happens in new york you don't there's not even a question as to whether or not school is out tomorrow oh yeah you're not waking up you need at least a foot and a half in order to even consider the possibility and it's not even that it's not even that it needs to be a foot in half like that [ __ ] needs to be falling at like midnight and like it needs to it needs to properly properly overwhelm the snowplow services until the school is like oh they're it's gotta be sticking it's just gonna be sticking around it's just gotta be a matter of like can we prevent the can the snow prevent the teachers from getting to school or parking and then that's it and how can we make sure it does yeah and like it's it's sitting in front of the tv the praying exactly the praying that you do when when the news cert i don't know what i don't know why they they gave the responsibility to like the news channels to announce what schools were well because well because the phones sometimes go down oh so here's the best feeling in the world man is going to bed that night knowing snow is coming and you wake up and there's like a foot outside and your mom wakes you up and she's like there's no school and you're like man that just that like the the what and it's funny you say that because it always is in that sort of gentle voice that you just did too yeah go back to bed honey am i in my school you guys are from north what are you talking about they're not saying anything they're laughing as if they understand but they don't they don't they really don't yeah they're not relatable god you ever flooded from georgia he doesn't know what we're talking about either your flesh ice cubes yeah yeah jeez the voice hey all have to for one moment they all have the same voice yeah yeah they're like it's beautiful in unison welcome welcome back to the line of living let's go i'm like it's time to game yeah it's time again time to game you slept in you're finally awake do you guys ever flush ice cubes down the toilet why yeah it was like a superstitious thing i was gonna ask if you put a spoon under your pillow wait for what no but i wore my pajamas on backwards what okay we're getting further away from what i know these are rituals you would do to make it to ensure that to make it close yeah this is cool just like rip your front tooth out and put another pillow over now yeah dude well isn't it [ __ ] crazy that there was a period of time where like every few months we were ripping teeth i thought you were about to just go into something no no i don't know if you guys ever like have a moment now where you're like brushing your teeth or something and you feel like a little wiggly what happened well that just ripped ass on the podcast i moved my foot off the table it made a squeak that's not a table it's a chair that's right and oh my god is that a booth i did no other word i actually feel like they could do better than booth you think they could beat booth so how about this one boof boof here's a question are you guys familiar with boov thing i don't so here's the thing is i used it very liberally as a verb for a large period of time uh conservatively boof means something whole something else you know so i i would frequently mess something up you know i could be in the presence of my girlfriend or mom or whatever and i'd say oh [ __ ] i boofed it and and the word it no no i don't know because i said boofed and at one point someone um said to me i was gonna call and they said do you know what boofing is and i said no and i didn't ask and i haven't really used it since oh that reminds me of the time that i um yeah you still don't know so buffing is when you take a tampon and you soak it in alcohol and then put it inside um your preferred hole of choice no they get intoxicated that doesn't work you soak it up does that work yes it does oh thanks boris thanks borah number one boofer in the room apparently fireball tampon up in the [ __ ] tonight he's doing it right now you were talking about pairs of everything man wow wow um it works i've never tried it oh yeah i'm just wondering if it it's effective so i'm told gets rid of the like you don't have to chase with anything no you just you just soak it up i guess and like i know people would do it in like high school to like get like you know sneakily drunk it's a very high school thing to do have you seen like the the that one way that um vaporizing alcohol and just like breathing it in have you seen that yeah on youtube or something something yeah you can technically smoke alcohol yeah it seems super dangerous i just don't get why seems like he is upset just take a shot shut the [ __ ] up half your life i didn't listen man i like i thought it didn't really go where i was expecting it to to be honest with you one time i didn't know the meaning of a word where um i didn't of course yeah i didn't know the meaning of the word trivial and i was like it was in college like i hadn't fully understood the word trivial for some reason like my like sophomore year or something like that i was asking a teacher a question about like some questions to be asked on a test and i referred to like a certain form of question as trivial oh but i was like aiming for something as if it was like is this as important as the other questions or will this like show up more likely it's kind of red it sort of is but it made it the way i phrased it it made it sound like i was saying that i thought the teachers questions were like trivial as it like doesn't like like like i came off as like this pompous dick that was like all right teacher you're trying to test me these questions are trivial i can answer these with my [ __ ] [ __ ] the bottom eyes i don't know my brain out of my head trying to think if i have any words that like sometimes words will come to mind but i don't know what they mean so like i want to use them in a sentence but i don't know how or you say like a word a bunch of times and now it just doesn't make sense i get that short one for short words off yeah oh f f y o f f off i'm just gonna i'm gonna let you oh grimly grimly is a good one basically there's a good one and it makes perfect sense it does make sense bowl if you had the chance to rename a ball what would you call it this is it you lock it in you get like one shot to change it because you don't like bowl i try to call like a curved dish or something curved it's better than bowl bro it [ __ ] sounds like if i'm put on the spot like i'm like look i don't [ __ ] know but like anything's better than bowl bowl i know it hasn't i know ted's got a brain blast dopp dog dog stop would you like a plate or a dob a serial dop stop stop i could [ __ ] with stop stop stop so emma usually when we have people come on this podcast i pass off this question to charlie so emma yeah um usually when we have people on this podcast we ask them this question which is that's the loudest way you could be pouring that it's the last way you perform that flat you're on the chuckle sandwich podcast right a chocolate sandwich is at the end of the day a sandwich and we all we all come to the route you could be taking this right together to be a part of that whether it be the mayo the butt loaf pieces of the bread or in my case the meat now emma why i like this charlie this is like for you running a healing center here in your seat this is very healing for me what would you say and no pressure yeah what like get you in a cult what would you say piece of the sandwich that we are all in what peace do you find yourself as dude dude dude tell the ghost in the room without wondering what's going on are you clairvoyant tell emma tell us yes what what peace what peace what peace at peace you're making you're crying you're crying i'm trying to pull i'm trying to pull i'm communing yeah i'm commuting hold my hand hold my hand i'm good bro come on no no you'll feel it you'll feel it when you do okay we all have to feel it when you do i can hold them because i'm secure you're safe you're mayo spread emma yes here in this place what piece of the sandwich are you i think i would be a good like crispy piece of bacon like just some crispy bacon this has never happened in the history of the pies also extremely sweaty i know it he's like squeezing my hand at intervals too it's open it up open up the sandwich let the bread open up peel back the layers let's just let the bacon on how many slices emma oh i think a good four four even four solid wait what's that no what's up the circle is did you broken like my slices of bacon bacon was fine whatever the [ __ ] this guy was doing was not what has happened here cannot be undone okay so that was an interesting iteration of that question on the podcast are you are you are you good are you yeah just give me a minute i killed them i know this cat smells really damp this couch all day he really retains moisture yeah i could okay cool so bacon is good okay speaking of bacon oh my god that's that's a good wow that's good reducing it reduces it you like bacon i enjoy a good crispy piece of bacon okay would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games ah here it comes yeah do you want to we can join hands again if you want are you strong enough to do this alone man it's your back you're really looking for some human connection right now and i don't understand where this is what it used to be coming from no i'm not dude what the [ __ ] would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or would you rather have games unlimited games but no games that was the most flawless execution of that question you've ever done in the history that well that was very thank you i'm very proud of wow yeah man you really didn't mince words that's an avid chuckler i'm familiar i'm familiar with an avid chocolate well yeah i actually didn't mention this yeah i'm a stan you're a stan [Laughter] what's he answer the question so i can leave you're not a no emma you're not a stan anymore okay you're bacon so tell us bacon what would you what would you what would you rather have how can you and here's a ques and these two questions are connected almost because how could you be bacon but then also not jews i did mention earlier that i do not value myself okay so that also maybe not a good note to end it out on but for sure but then no games no yes but no but unlimited games but important to note no games i just kind of realized something there's two ways that you can say no games it could mean two things ted i just realized something this question doesn't make any [ __ ] sense no shut the [ __ ] up i'm sorry [ __ ] how dare you as i was saying um because people could be saying like it's okay dude could say no games like i don't want i don't want to appeal i don't want to be playing any games like i don't want to be messing around right or video games so that's a little piece of information i discovered right now all right you're going to behave that's totally not what the question was asking though behavior talking about videos can be a verb colloquialism narwhal bacon's at midnight that's the classic what the [ __ ] are you talking about no say it again no say it again then the what the narwhal bacon's it is that one of those is that one of those animated videos where it's like the song no this is just the mantra every redditer repeated until like 2012. oh did you did you just raise your hands up in the air like violently you get it they [ __ ] got it you would oh my god so they just went up to people yes so if you're ever in a if you're ever in a at midnight at midnight bacon's at midnight wow tumblr had their own version of that what was that for tumblr i think it was like i like your shoelaces or something that's like normal not as good not as good not as good no so if you came up to me and said the narwhal bacon's and started like gesturing at me i'd [ __ ] run okay oh my god especially at a [ __ ] airport you're like dude this is about to yeah i'm cool yeah i'm calling tsa like yeah it's like so is the normal going to bacon right here right now rather the question though unlimited bacon yeah and no games yeah or unlimited games yeah but no games no games unlimited games so games unlimited games but no more games no games yeah [Music] consider your options carefully your choice make a choice choose wisely choose your choice [Laughter] yeah wow but how can i be without myself that's true also what would the narwhal do at midnight bacon damn do it for the narwhal all right well i think the narwhal ever games at midnight thanks for not anymore um hold on hold on wait we we usually do this because it's a guest episode uh thank you so much emma for coming on the chuckle sandwich podcast but now it's time to roll out the red carpet shallot you want to do the thing we could skip it what the [ __ ] is wrong with you guys where can people find you on them where can people find you um she makes funny tweets sometimes i'm on twitter at emma langevin and i don't do anything else i'm just i just got lucky yeehaw thanks man thank you well thank you so much for coming on coming this is him thanks for having me watch out for the grimlys everyone yes they're coming and they're in your there's actually one right oh no

Channel: Chuckle Sandwich

Views: 1,126,856

Keywords: Chuckle Sandwich, Chuckle, Sandwich, Podcast, Chuckle Sandwich Podcast, Ted Nivison, jschlatt, Schlatt, Charlie Slimesicle, Slimecicle, Charlie, Emma Langevin, Emma, Langevin

Id: jLPeE3Goyh0

Length: 76min 18sec (4578 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 19 2022

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[u/The_First_Napkin]

This was one of the funniest episodes

[u/[deleted]]

The narwhal really does bacon at midnight