Savage TEACHERS Who Took It Too Far

hello friends it's me I know school hasn't started yet summer's almost over so today we're gonna be checking out some savage teachers want to go get help from a teacher and this is what I found he straight-up bamboozled you like nope when the Bell has three o'clock I am out goodbye children y'all need help you go speak to my secretary I mean he can't talk but he got fingers doll and I cold brew coffee during any exam everybody has to turn in their phone and put it on the board hmm and what about all the other people who don't have bones or I forgot my phone or it's in my locker I guess the teacher will just keep an extra good eye on them I mean there are plenty of other ways to cheat you could like write it down on your hand your legs your water bottle I don't know but I mean this does prevent people from texting in class so I guess it works I'm surprised like most people put their phones up on the board could you put your phone up on the board comment below cuz I wouldn't be like nah me I'll have a phone when you don't show up for a Spanish class and your teacher is extra as heck but you miss it for one day and the teacher made missing posters missing milk cartons but oh no it has my student gone donde estas hold on guys Ashley has never missed a Spanish class let us make wanted posters and wanted milk cartons so then you come back the next day really what happened when I was gone we've got one day so today I was flew into our room and it was sitting on the ceiling instead of just killing it with a ruler or a book or something my teacher set it on fire froze straight up savage burned it no atomic bomb decimated disintegrated that fly to ashes literally it was chillin at class teacher whips out some hairspray and some fire like whoo instant flame thrower destroyer of bugs wake her up of students hotel char Vigo all set for my meeting with a student that missed more than 30 classes this master and emailed me to set up an appointment to talk about his grades you don't deserve to pass change my mind oh is there part two y'all really gonna sit and argue about this like this kid didn't show up to class 30 times and just wants to talk and by talk I mean you're chilling in your chemistry class you look up at the board whoa there sorry I couldn't control myself for a sec why show brow man I still love this song in high school I bought the music video is on my iPod I would watch it over and over frame by frame pausing everything and practicing the moves I learned the whole dance and now I can barely floss it sucks getting gold Josh hands over here got a precalculus award has been awarded the Bermuda Triangle award for most homeworks go missing with that excuse more than once like I lost my homework you know I did my homework so good that it just grew legs um ran off and now he's gone missing okay you know what we're gonna give you an award for this professor had some extra credit if we could graph his equation and this was the outcome I am Heggie done damn imagine being that good at math that you could just like come up with an equation and when the students put it in their calculator pepé comes up once math teacher is a genius oh I'm sorry he's a professor so whatever you ask this teacher for a pencil like Oh mrs. jig ladies I need a pencil she gives you the I want to marry Justin Bieber pencil so whenever you just send that be cute doing it works if you smell DNA but cells forgetting your pencil so on this math test this student didn't know the answer it was just like hashtag Yolo and the t-shirt was like hashtag minimum weight hashtag future hashtag mcdonald teacher got him good I would feel horrible after that it's like a reality check wait I gotta get my life together cuz I got roasted by my teacher this teacher had this sign on his door in case you had to see him are you on fire no then I'm busy if you chose yes then put yourself out and wait patiently I'm still busy I don't care if you on fire I don't care if the world on fire the school on fire I'm busy yeah what's up teachers being so busy about here we got a nice fat stack of crap imagine you walking by your teacher's desk you be like was that my paper that I spent 5 days and 17 hours on this is what it is to you crap how dare she called my assignment crap we have a very special spot to turn in late assignments in the trash damn ok let's eat you don't even want to hear it don't even want to hear an excuse Alice say my pet caterpillar ate my homework know if it's late it goes straight in the trash like no ifs and buts about it yikes you know that's a bit harsh I mean if it's late might as well not even do it cause it's just gonna go in the trash anyway my professor guy jokes he emails everybody in the class final exam answered and when you click on the folder it takes you to the music video for the song never gonna give you up I can never sing on key this is gonna get copyrighted my professor showed up to our 7:30 a.m. final in his pajamas to protest having finals that early wait is this a good thing or a bad thing did he make you take the finals or is everybody protesting man I can't imagine having to use my brain that early I mean I need a good hours and then another two-hour nap to function at maximum capacity this is why else test scores are so low nobody even awake at 7:30 let alone ready to take a final I don't know I haven't been to school in a while so oh man it's been maybe like five six years I haven't used my brain since this lame-o teacher thought the sign would be cute in the classroom time will pass will you this student wrote their paper in the smallest handwriting possible glasses ain't gonna cut it you gonna need a magnifying glass put that bad boy under a microscope and then the teacher was just like I'm too old to read this what grade do you want that's how you do it guys that's how you get an A just right so small that the teacher can't read it and they'll just be like office I ain't got time for this ain't nobody got time for this life hacks I match with my professor on tinder right after our final this is what he messaged me Oh yikes I'll take the slightly awkward opportunity to tell you your final grade hey I mean why are we still talking can you give me an A or not like you already made this awkward enough as it is I deserve an A for my troubles if you match with your teacher would you swipe on them or would you match with them comment below fellas kid drew himself and a teddy bear like give me an A or the teddy bear gets it yeah bout a Poppa teddy bear and the pot of honey nah the teacher wasn't playing this game the teddy bear got it and you got a see I'm playing your game belly this was all your fault this is one teachers tardy policy first-time warning second warning third at school detention for at school detention I don't know what those mean 7 loss of privileges a tardy 90 minutes of Nickelback why did you say okay this was a mean way back in the day one of the very first means that Nickelback sucks I mean 90 minutes is a little excessive I didn't mind Nickelback that much I mean is that the worst punishment in the world but like I can definitely think of much worse music comment below what's the worst music you ever heard open houses too and my teacher had this the whole period okay so open house it's like parent-teacher night where parents go talk to your teacher and this teacher made this menu so if you pay her she will say nice things about you to your parents and make you look like a good kid so for one go tell parents you are a pleasure to have in class $2 tell parents that you are always on time and a pleasure to have in class what $5 get you tell parents you wish all my students are like you $7 tell parents I hope my kids grow up to be like you but what about $10 oh we ballin tell parents I would like to adopt you hopefully that doesn't backfire and then they actually be like okay you know what here's my kid you can have them I don't want them anymore imagine the teacher telling all the parents I want to adopt your child they are so wonderful at a pleasure to have in this class there's ago look at you like what will you like about this kids so much back off I adopted them first and then you find out you're adopted this is what one teacher did so students wouldn't cheat on the test my teacher is pregnant so this is her Hall Pass I am not amused well you gotta bring a whole baby chair to the bathroom uh-uh you gonna put that on the floor and then she go for her baby in it bra I would not trust my students with that I mean if that's supposed to like tutor them from like going to the bathroom like oh I don't want to bring along that big ol thing I'll just hold it till next period you are sorely mistaken and over here we have the planets oh wait rest in peace but Pluto I wonder if they had like a whole funeral for Pluto like oh it was the smallest planet the biggest personality hello everybody unfortunately I cannot be here today so here is a picture of me looking professional instead so that I may watch over you in case the substitute can man substitutes just like kids go wild take a 15 minute bathroom break maybe go for a walk get a Arizona iced tea from the vending machine hell yeah is gonna be a good day rip the hole in my math test what my teacher drew I will tell you now your teacher 110% on something that they go see that little hole and be like oh damn that look like a beat like this little like a whole duck snack and then drew a duck Picasso who anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below and let me know when you start school and have you enjoyed this video or you're still on summer vacation make sure you that like my number make sure you check out notifications today today and subscribe John the Wolfpack I love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys

Channel: SSSniperWolf

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Id: 2cqY1ZYdMVs

Length: 10min 23sec (623 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 26 2019