FUNNIEST KIDS That Went TOO FAR

hello friends it's me your favorite Safari not every time I win we're ready to go pet some giraffes so today we're gonna be checking out some funny kid this little kid looks like Gordon Ramsay that's creepy throw the whole child's away start over his first words gonna be like oh my god she got a squirrel outside like mommy Bravo a new pet can we keep him I mean its fluffy it's a squirrel I'm gonna be like how the heck does she get a squirrel but his dad kids really are something else ha ha ha mom these Hot Cheetos they're just way too hot put some by a fan to cool them down maybe that'll work Oh Billy if only you knew that's not how life works I wish it did I wish you could just like cool down spicy food some way I give him an A for effort hey I can't believe kids are this dumb y'all have no idea how this world works do you you think you grown pink again I did my six-year-old nieces make up that a lot hair do mine oh she looks so cute give her the smoky eye red lip and everything she forgot the duck face now and this is what her makeup look like I'm gonna make it look so pretty on t she's even try I mean she got the lipstick on she was like a lipstick you know what it probably goes on your lip but everything else future beauty girl here my five-year-old nephew asked how long my newborn needed to charge before he could go home it's a heart rate monitor they charge in the baby like he got to be a hundred percent before he could go home just seen a little girl confidently walk up to a bath bomb and lush and take a bite out of it kids are a class she already knew it's like she had a plan she went in she conquered she did it she took a bite out of a bath bomb I know I smell so good in there it's like you could eat them but you literally can't nasty don't worry she's just absorbing its powers only that's not a real toilet we have the Home Depot but mom I saw a toilet and I had to go not in there yo I was wondering when I was a kid what happens if somebody did this what if somebody actually sit down and took a Dookie on one of the store display toilets who's cleaning that out I quit Billy I'm pretty sure that's not how you wear your diaper but go off when you ask the child to get dressed damn how many diapers we packing today we got one as a little vest two three four five six you got six diapers on today must have had Taco Bell you know gotta have that extra protection first time in a sushi restaurant okay Billy you have to be everything with chopsticks okay okay got your mom even the soup he managed to hold the soup spoon with chopsticks Oh this gotta take some pure skill I don't know about you guys but the average person can barely pick up sushi with chopsticks you guys know how to use chopsticks max like if you have mastered the art of eating with chopsticks I feel like this is God who have ended badly it's a soup spoon that's gonna fall you're gonna spill your miso soup Billy but you gotta respect the skill I feel like my ponytail is not high enough who let this boy take a picture like this look at like the armored Titan from attack on Titan okay Billy make the face like grandmom makes this is a whole mood right here if you're wondering what happens when you give third graders phones this is what happened We Need to Talk okay so I heard you went to the park with Natalie why would you cheat on me Joey I gave you two chances and I actually believed you when you said you loved me but I guess not I'm sorry I was just hanging with her whatever just don't talk to me in middle school I didn't even love you sounds good to me and well you are the one that bought my Starbucks drink so obviously we a little bit grou you Joey ding-a-ling Oh what was that oh yeah the elevator cuz you're not on my level I want this fight we're over for real this time this ain't even third grade this middle school I can't believe a middle school or something ding-a-ling dig Oh what was that oh yeah the elevator cuz you're not on my level I have never seen a roast hit so hard y'all roasted him harder than Costco roast their rotisserie chickens can we get a big fat in the chat for Joey's demise your smile has arrived what's the kid got to be so upset about Billy looking like somebody drank his apple juice just wait till you're older until you get bills till you have to pay taxes till you have to get a job and get your own place and furnish it and buy your own utensils and then you'll realize your existential crisis is something to really frown about find him crying and what to investigate Oh No Charlie fell on the toilet again bet you thought I was gonna say Billy why do you even do in this situation do you flush first or would you get him out first comment below didn't you try to sit on the toilet and then just like fell in I want to do what mommy and daddy do I love when little kids and they're like three years old they're like y'all tell me what to do this is what happens when you got an attitude problem you follow him the toilet why is me as a child angrily flicking off my siblings on the day they were born you know I'm the oldest I rule this household you know I'm just asserting my dominance like you won't take away mothers love from me okay how googoo gaagaa you are but I've run this household I just wanted you to know that it's not always like that is it always the oldest is the ruler of siblings most kids have a stuffed animal or a blankie my niece that has one of those plastic owls you put outside to scare away birds ooh that is creepy definitely having a damn garden gnome like imagine a kid bring you that to the dining table like oh she sleeps with him too I would be terrified I would get that thing checked out next thing you know she's like I was a little girl just like me she told me but baby is the garden owl no she's a little girl just like me burn it well Charlie over here looking around lollipop go we don't want to use took it Bobby I love me pop little does he know it's on the back of his scalp that's gonna be nasty to get out I love how kids were just like yank that out of the hair and start eating it again like nothing happened Wow there y'all kids have no chill these do Thames loyal he hold my hands with his side thing well he got his main girl in pink with her arm around him why so this is how it starts I can't believe she's okay with this she's just watching that and she's like okay you know what as long as I get to hold his hand and he out here living the dream ain't kindergarten but I can't with this 12:27 a.m. you walk into your baby's room you see him like this get the holy water y'all we got a demon so my niece decided to sneak off and jump in another family's photo y'all family looking a little lonely y'all need a kid please adopt me this kid who knew exactly how to treat her sore throat oh man nothing fixing a sore throat like a band-aid cuz band-aids fix all boo-boos even internal ones only life was that simple my boyfriend just broke up with me my heart hurts so bad but a bandaid on it ha ha ha my baby sister's bag she got a little bag and when you open it up she got cheeto puffs in there so that's what girls have in their bags she know puffs the perfect place to put them this is so bougie imagine seeing a child at the grocery store pull out her little purse I started some cheeto puffs she live in a life go off says oh speaking of living the life we got this child over here his mom walked in on him eating ways in the back okay yeah girl loves some chicken wings it's hard seeing someone live out your dreams this kid right here he got a tall glass of iced water some ranch some wings oh that sounds so bomb right now my daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks it makes everyone uncomfortable walk it through the aisle mother put Oreos in the cart check this random dude is buying oranges future manager right here CEO boss lady the kids have made me breakfast I don't know if they didn't realize that Legos and shucks are not edible or they try to kill mommy I like how they made hot tea and then put a straw in it it was princess day at Dance and one little girl came as a hot dog I have never admired someone more oh she looks so sad why did her parents just work with a hot dog you I'm princess hot dog yo one doesn't gonna come out with a princess hot dog though I'm sick of all these regular princesses when you have a princess weenie huh Junior this.target loving kid threw a birthday party at Target okay this is just weird what kind of kid likes target this much I mean I can understand IKEA McDonald's but Target what's so cool their day y'all have to have a fondant wrap Target dog cake I'm sorry this is ridiculous this is bully fuel what's so great about Target I mean I like Target but it stops there it's just like I like Target that's it we don't go any further than that this is like me having a birthday party at Costco cuz I love Costco so much you just don't you know the demon child we saw before well he grew up to eat pizzas like this you know I told you to call exorcist while he was still young but now a monster has been born literally eats the best part of a pizza just the tip and that leaves the family the rest I mean I'm not complaining I like the crust my son keeps grabbing fists of air and screaming mine my daughter is crying saying TJ is stealing my heir they are in my bedroom on a Saturday morning that's my heir my heir err hahaha you have no more air to breathe you are going to die so wholesome and cute man if I had kids I would mess with them like that all day I'd be like no more air for you if you'd be bad I'm gonna take away your air brought my nephew a cake to class for his birthday before I took the picture he said why I don't like these kids face bra why are you spoiling this class I don't even like them they don't deserve this cake I'll just keep it all for myself I know what are you gonna get some of this this mine stand up for what you believe in like this child he loves trains let him love trains why does woman look like she about to take his poster like oh no honey you can't protest that here you can't tell everybody how much you like trains it's illegal my six-year-old son has been asking me over and over do you need to go to the bathroom I'm like why I just found out why so I do lift the toilet see you got this picture of this dude making a react face like I see you Pete you know when I was a kid everybody would be like spell I'd come and I'd be like I see you pee but this was before the dad was invented Oh No when you a cat lady and decided to get a real baby all the cats are looking up the spilled milk and then the kid joins along that's gross I wanna take a picture make my kid like and like go yeah you can't be drinking this that's the floors milk now I feel like every little kid did this not with a dog but just like anything I'm going to take all my little toys and put them on something this is such a child thing to do not childish but like child that dog is like n me this girl got her very first deodorant bottle and it says the spray has to be 15 centimeters away so she measured 18 centimeters and was like okay you know what perfect spritz spritz with our ruler I mean she probably grow up to be like good at math she's like very like precise but I know everybody go look at her and be like really anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below let me know which one of these was the funniest and would you have kids or not you guys enjoyed this video make sure you smash that like fine enough and make sure you turn on notifications so you know when I upload click click and subscribe to on the wolfpack I love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys

Channel: SSSniperWolf

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Id: 35BxlavcFek

Length: 12min 33sec (753 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 17 2019