Samurai Souls

[Music] it can be fine can beat all away [Music] and judge affirm on that too [Music] welcome to neo everybody this is uh we play as mr. neo looks a lot like Geralt of Rivia from Witcher 3 this whole scene actually looks like it's ripped straight from the hardest own expansion I'll put some shots of he's even in the same pose all right all right neo Oh ladies talking my ear boys do you think you can keep me in this prison so I'll just punch down the walls what a base I don't I don't know how to control this game right now how do I know that's that's him i whistled I alerted the guard I let her guard to my presence I don't have a weapon I don't have any clothes I'm trying to loot while he's coming for me where's the weapon arts in that chest isn't it are you son of a [ __ ] let me go around okay first death a little bit embarrassing I don't know any of this is the worst-looking fight over this is not this is a huh know how to play yeah I'm in the dark Stiles mines there I'm just clicking the same button over and over and this this is the first enemy taking about three minutes to take him down finally got me a chess piece so we're gonna throw that bad boy oh god that's atrocious that's the worst looking thing I've ever seen looks like a twitch TV streamer sure that is ugly that is an ugly shirt right there but I [ __ ] love it actually in the options you can you can change the color of the loop who can hello there gentlemen you got me you got me this is I'll get better so these are the bonfires of neo we can actually pray at these and then we really spawn here and it's spawns of the ELA that Photoshop if that Photoshop filter that doesn't look great I'm gonna take a little gander seeing this door here what do we got that's the villain from evil within yeah take me back take me back I don't care about the law stop found myself a helmet I did that's not a helmet that's a hat I look like [ __ ] total bit so these guys are like with Black Knights are the Neo franchise I'm just making a little bit of a challenge here that was the easiest [ __ ] of my life I didn't even die thought this game was supposed to be hard hi guys I'm mister neo how do I look look like a [ __ ] idiot no geez all the ways that Photoshop fielder does not does not do this game any favors shoot me a little [ __ ] I want you to shoot me hit me come on oh nice shot make a debut bozo our first boss daddy Derek the executioner expecting no I'm not expecting much I just had pretty obvious back I I just killed him for hips oh [ __ ] it's the guy I was spying on before now wasn't me no of me I know you're just for hit Derek but I'm going to bring him back anyway [Applause] [Music] [Applause] so there's these graves on the ground and you can actually there are other players and you summon them into your world and they become NPCs and then you can beat the SH out of them again the graves go down when they die someone's gonna beat I chose this chain weapon I don't know why I chose this chain weapon it's not it's not the greatest in my opinion maybe it is made up but it's getting the job done these guys kind of suck though so I think the the main objective of the game so far the world is in danger we're gonna go around get these little jelly babies take them back to the take back your willy wonka and samurai has been training since five years old in the ways of combat and then this white boy comes up with his homemade chain weapon and then he dies that's his legacy check it out his [ __ ] combat loading surprise [ __ ] don't loose hold on he's got back he had friends now come on one at a time guys where's the honor you guys are supposed to fight with honor you're bringing in the [ __ ] Yakuza down here to take me on you can't catch me you've jealous that I'm wearing one of your hats that's right you can't stop me kill your friend I've already killed your other two friends easiest fight of my life who cares about honor alright apparently calling samurai a [ __ ] brings the dishonor demon from [ __ ] hell itself I'm not too worried about this guy though this slope he's an idiot priest I don't know what that was big fella how's that play um that was really easy as well why no this game is so weird at the difficulty I did I don't understand it right now thanks for the free Lu key to the residence that sucks demon number two oh I like a little roll there you learn that ballet school yes because there's nothing wrong with ballet oh come on [ __ ] malala's something myself in ballet school it's the Stabbin run demons horn for the love of God please be from the head Oh may I remember this secret from Dark Souls to hit the rock down get yourself some good so why do we go water I don't know what I was expecting god damn you bold check it out this this guy burn to death what an idiot there's giant demons running around this guy walks into the fire no no no no no no - get off me here we go come on come on that's Jamaica attack I can get me some Boone's chicken dlc I haven't got any deal whoa got myself a full set of gear dang oh another one a gold one and whatever this is oh my god okay this house is actually occupied by demon number eight just get out get out of this is my jelly baby collection the more jelly babies you find the the bigger the buff you can get from I like these ones the best [Music] who will miss me [ __ ] doctor he killed me with his boss dang it all right big boy now put that down put that down no you put it on very shaky no put me down put me down no no put that it's time to put you down wasn't so bad few attempts yeah man you come till there's a loop Oh mr. neo get out of those packing heat he nice got a cat it's got a cat in his jacket I liked it this is the man we can trust oh you just put it back in there is that cat okay come okay we'll follow you if you can if I can get a cat more for me for my jacket oh man let's go first level down we're gonna check out the black I actually have no idea what any of this means the what hey this is the boss of the first submission I don't think he's okay I think there's something wrong with this this guy I've fallen greater distances and this and survived so this wall has angry eyes yeah I keep hitting him and he's not he's not a fan of me at all oh Jesus it's a warning I've heard about wool mimics it's hideous just end it slide up spring I guess flying cat with me no no no no [ __ ] bats man a lot of graves around here that's it there's any a fell to death oh man um that's one way to go how many players no no no no I found the one-eyed demon himself look at him I so gross look at his tongue oh I want to look at sneak past him it looks never worth it but just so many of your kind you think you guys not this time [ __ ] No thank god that's over the other times I fell off the edge I - cut it out it was just ridiculous this is it wasn't even a strong demon this is a shortcut I never want to see that guy again a little bit so after the third boss I'm thinking a spider just judging on all the little cocoons on yeah this is looking like a spider maybe a giant bat I don't know what we're looking at here oh hello a little bit of a lady I'm still interested still interested you know I'm still in Dimes Jesus Christ Who am I kidding I'm still interested I can't move I can't move right now I should kill me couldn't move can't move again and she killed me can't actually move right now and she killed me I'm so close oh this is her instant kill me this is one of my favorite moves in the game that's perfect suck my dick how about that so hunting another one of you what the [ __ ] is that no what the [ __ ] is that oh my god grossest thing I've ever seen odd noise in fact if this know he's chasing me that is hideous that's a horror game thing if that if that's what the day where this games going I'm out not interested like a bone wheel from hell you guys like my chef hat welcome to Kitchen Nightmares [ __ ] good now we're fighting the the floating skull demons from doom oh no another one another one just run get out of there son oh I'm sorry mr. neo did you oh you just step in the fire a little bit did you that killed you did it [Music] [Applause] this is actually the 22nd one of these demons on so so we're just gonna shove the hill to my axe up ease up and then we're gonna get into slam dunk slammer I'm fighting a real-life ninja here I've got the upper hand at the mother Oh oh god no it's one of the daughters of one-eyed demons exist there's a baby version as this game continues onwards it just keeps getting worse and worse this is that's that's more more terrifying than the wheel doing it just keeps licking me then is it daddy it's only the daddy eyeball I'm gonna teach you guys how to take these guys on you just pull out your gun beats [Music] [Applause] I've angered the lightning God and he is summoned nut Luke this is gonna be a son of a [ __ ] jacy's get me binding this is it I do no damage to him and he can die he can actually want him and maybe faster weapons what's he doing there nice it only doesn't just keep something lining ah I forgot this is like Dark Souls you can just summon someone and then they kill the boss for you I mean beating bosses by myself like a sucker 9-0 Lenny I can't play anymore neo the level design is is so boring I can't do it anymore the game is fine but I just can't play this game anymore she'll follow me on Instagram and Twitter and if you're going to add Khan this Saturday I'll see you there in Adelaide and fool that's all I got glad you would guys enjoy these videos and I'll see you in hell [Music] [Music]

Channel: Indeimaus

Views: 490,581

Rating: 4.823638 out of 5

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Id: lue3lw8StA4

Length: 13min 52sec (832 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 21 2017