Sam Kinison Second Appearance on Letterman

is network television debut on this program a few months back and we're just now recovering from the initial shock now if you're brave enough he can be seen in person this week at Caroline's right here in Manhattan please welcome and hang on to something Sam Kinison Sam what a bag oh gosh it's gonna be back I probably look a little overdressed I just got back from London and it was either wear it or declare it you know so we got it all in I missed the Super Bowl is in the air but the Patriots lost huh it could be worse ask Mondale he knows how they feel imagine what this guy was like driving home election night just going I don't want to hear anyone oh but their bow I'm embarrassed by humiliated little kids come on you know he's embarrassed you know he's humiliated been any real sense of manhood really honor he'd be at home right now swinging over the drain son go honey Walter open the door William Walter come back to the dinner table we won't make any more jokes about the election okay father your feet in the chair Walter alright feels well ever ups and downs I've been shopping for detox centers myself lately and things are pretty expensive actually I practiced a couple of them just because I was curious that's all it's like $3,500 $4,000 for the treatment that your hand if you got that much room honey you're not ready to be cured yet you're not ready to go over detox treatments are like you owe everyone a couple hundred bucks your mom won't talk to you you stole the television you know you had money shoots it is a good way to get out of a relationship though it's the perfect way to get our relationship you want to get that relationship let's say you can't really be honest let's say you can't walk out of my life back let's say you can't do that again you want to say it but chicken here's what you do you start drinking drink heavy man just become a boozer you know no apparently quit your job grow up bitter just be obnoxious and she comes up for you one day she goes I have to leave you get out the same you're not the man I fell in love with the honey care about his drinking again hide everything and she got away barbecue because because she feels guilty because she left you with UT she needed you boss it works lot of guys are laughing that's not a joke that's information I need to right now I have failed that doorway hey that's my job that's my job I just try to help folks all I do is try to come on and he'll not that the job pays well never has on this planet Jimmy notice anybody ever tries to help we shoot him Jimmy Olsen they get shots we knock him up like oh he's trying to break the world a better place the last shout egg anybody right Abraham Lincoln let's adopt never Saddam is gonna bring peace to the Middle East yeah good luck pal it's like Sadat you're doing a wonderful job we decided to have a parade for you again but you wear something bright and sit down front anybody we shoot anybody tries out Gandhi right the Kennedys Martin Luther King I have a dream that's how do you speak out South was like well he's got a dream we better nip it in the bud before it's a concept anybody man we shooting maîtrise to hell I guess that's why Reagan was only with the scissors right now going deep on Maddy ba da reg is okay the only good one thing it really kind of I didn't agree with I didn't mind most of things but the remember the Korean jetliner was shot down then Russia they just like blew it out of the air I saw it said I thought he should have handled that differently and I thought he should have called up the Russians when hey we understand they were out of line they crossed over the border machines are made to work they violated airspace the radar did it all you had nothing to do with it we understand it could happen to anybody you'll see fly over space of dying pal right have a guided missile room going all there is that Russian transport let me get some heat a game a song go outgo yeah mr. nut same thing yeah your whole team yeah yeah we're touching up now take that you jerks Sam Kinison folks now you're doing really well your career is in high gear as they say why don't you take a second here there must be people you'd like to thank well David's funny missing actors I would like to thank everybody who ever like disappointed me disillusioned me because use my trust made my life a living work did it and when you're out on the street now like in New York City I Met Your Mother who is a lovely woman going to luxury now when you and your mom are walking around outside on the sidewalk some people recognize you yeah New York it's like you know people see me and stuff la is little worse I Drive out there yeah so I'd like that I did the show I was up at a stoplight this guy pulls up next to me Liguria you have to get up fight him sorry you're glad you asked it kind of fun it's nice and your social life social life hasn't really changed that much I'm between relationships as the outfit might suggest you listen to how you dress to pick up girls but I love women you're 11 wherever they are I love you and I like to make a challenge to any women they've been left in debt by the last guy 7 8 grand you're really bitter ex-wife truck driver women you know I want to take on the tough girls come on you want a resume come on so we'll be right back Sam Kinison will be here in the town of Carolyn you

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Keywords: Sam, Kinison, David, Letterman

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Length: 7min 43sec (463 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 07 2006