S*** Rimworld Says

tutorial now let's just go ahead and start heard Randy's a good storyteller the Serie we want to cool there's an ice sheet I wonder how that is alright it's time to get started another one another one oh [ __ ] here we go again no no no why do we start with pets they are so useless why are my Colin is so slow alright now it's time to grow some rice let's go ahead and get ourselves a little plot ah it's not enough let's do more and a little bit more alright I think that's good enough ate without a table are you serious need recreation variety alright here's a horseshoe pin have fun stop eating my food you little there's a warg hunting chubby and she's dead you know we really need to protect our colony we need to get a rat army alright let's go ahead and hunt some big animals oh my god no don't know get away get away oh my god get away please don't die oh oh rip that colonists I just hide go ahead go ahead and hide inside get inside he's in the house he's in he's in here get out get out get away okay [Music] this guy moaned at least this loud dude there is a table right there hey that's Colin he's doing pretty good and I spoke too soon all right we could do this why can't I give them weapons oh my gosh they're both incapable of violence I got two janitors as pawns oh my gosh why do you suck at shooting oh my gosh [ __ ] they can't learn they're incapable Wow great okay just let just let it happen oh my gosh why is Randy doing this to me all right let's go ahead and expand the base we could keep building with wood with boy [Music] this is probably one of the best kill boxes I've made oh my god a drop pod raid really now what are we gonna do with all these dead bodies one of my colonists is a cannibal I see man nice outfit O'Donnell look max my sector service m'lady we've hit a hard winter and the food stock is a little low it looks like we're gonna have to resort a traitor I think Randy's being kind of nice to me right now oh wow they got a little bit of food it's kind of quiet a little too quiet I feel like Randy's up to something hopefully don't screw up my colony too bad all right a cluster - well desperate times call for desperate measures are they gonna attack yet nope they got more mortars unsightly environment I don't know about that why is nobody tending to 7:00 you're upset because a bunch of people died and we'll give you some smoke Leif you'll be fine this prisoners kind of useless I think we found ourselves an organ donor instead of meals let's do a nutrient paste dispenser well this self tame is useless Kimi animals please stop eating the hill root war crimes never heard of them it's not a war crime if you can make money off of it or something like that filly what are you doing oh my god no filly don't destroy the kid it looks like some silver walked in sorry but now and in this station what what is this rjw mod oh stop it get some help

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Id: B3N08oAxNdU

Length: 5min 15sec (315 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 11 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/SalierasChampion]

It's beautiful!

[u/OhNoDolphinado]

M e a t E q i l i b r i u m

[u/nimrag_is_coming]

Well at least he didn’t lie. Everyone has installed the Forbidden Mod at some point. Everyone.

[u/[deleted]]

Never has a game been so rewarding to master yet so unbelievably frustrating to learn. Fuck you Rimworld. But I love you too.