r/Rareinsults · SAVAGE

amazon says it was not price gouging during the pandemic when it sold toilet paper for 36 dollars that photo of bezos looks like an artist's recreation from the found bones of an ancient ruler i thought the same thing how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy my name is zach and today we're going to be taking a look at r rare insults you look like one of those advisor npcs in a city building game yeah he just looks a little too um artificial aw this is really good keep it up don't use emojis on reddit please they bring down the intellectual tone of the conversation down several notches this is an emoticon you warm toilet seat i'm gonna steal that insult ariana grande looks like a disney princess using her one wish to her fairy godmother to ask for the world's biggest can of monster energy drink damn two for one should schools be open during lockdown yes so we don't have a whole generation who think there should be an apostrophe in the word schools i feel like nick is the human embodiment of the voice in your head that tells you to crash your car while driving pov this is the kid who your grandma compares you to every time you disappoint her i don't think it's possible for you to assert anything until your hair is back to normal big talk from a man with the most abnormal smile on planet earth might want to sue joaquin phoenix bro he stole your look for the joker pretty sure people don't have to use reddit what's your reddit then 200 years in the future honey have you seen my iphone 378 i needed to pre-order my ps6 you should ask twitter to add a laugh track function so it can mask the unfunny today my army friend was telling us about basic training and drill sergeants and there was this kid in her battalion who asked so many stupid questions that the drill sergeant made him carry around a potted plant all day to replace the oxygen you wasted damn dude he looks like if tom holland got mad at a dude for stealing his twinkie at lunch his coach looks like the dollar store version of donald trump i was gonna say he also looks better than trump but i don't really think that's a hard thing to accomplish imagine if your dad was a minotaur and your mom was a mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy yeah but there would still be something fishy about you and you will be full of bull so basically a politician i'm a discord owner of four discords admin on 15 redditor and reddit owner of three reddits if you lost a pound for every message sent in your server you'd still be morbidly obese interestingly humans are more than 60 genetically identical to bananas in your case perhaps 70. this guy is actually a cyclops and he recently just got the dual eye surgery it literally looks like one was copy pasted to the other side will toledo looks like a discord server moderator but i love him anyways he looks like the 13 year old version of a 40 year old come on man woman shoots man 17 times by miracle no shots at the target the woman looks like she's trying to watch her singular brain cell bounce around in her skull people with no kids who turn your lights off and hand you all the remote i tell google to turn the lights off and remote is on the end of the table next to where i sit it's 20 20. stop using your crotch for his employees well now it's 20 21. forgive me i stole your beer design to use it for a dress damn dude that boy hair looks like a sucked mango what the [ __ ] does that even mean cardi b's music is for women who say my kids are my world when their grandma has custody we can't believe we have to say this but please do not blow vape smoke into your xbox series x these morons probably eat popcorn with a fork you show me a 4d object in 3d world on my 2d screen and i try to understand this with my 1d brain it's a self-insult she was perfect she was an atheist so he is redditer ellen's looking rough these days him enters bar bartender why the long face jeff bezos announces first of 10 billion donation to fight climate change yeah just throw money at something god as a species humans need to generally make change otherwise we just spinning the wheel what's your solution just tell people to do something but not donate to the necessary labor equipment and research costs you're made of spare parts aren't you why does alex look like he's trying to sell me home insurance for a tent you look like an albino rat well that's just rude you look like the villain from a low budget karate kid knock off you know what that that's very accurate yeah your ma shares missing dog posts from other countries oh the most powerful supercomputer can count for one thousand years and still not even begin to comprehend how much i don't [ __ ] care you neanderthal no english word has double o except for the word food prove me wrong this is proof that preschool education is important in childhood and that choosing the right books and tools to learn is more important than nollywood for now get a stool go back to the classroom and learn some coordination don't be a hooligan boom roasted you look like a 26 year old cop who just got hired by the nypd and already has three citations for excessive force jesus that they just did they didn't hold anything back there this is the guy who plays dating sims in his basement and gets disappointed when the pickup lines won't work on his sister beetlejuice beetlejuice greg you are the human equivalent of a sneeze that never comes and just continues to burn your nose for an hour imagine getting compared to a sneeze that doesn't even happen mind you dennis looks like if arnold schwarzenegger was born in america and never went to a gym you know what that yeah i that that is 100 accurate people born in 2003 or 23 now that's crazy uh i was born in 2004 and i turned 16 on friday is your brain running on internet explorer ah a rating for the queen's gambit uh four and a half stars if anya taylor joy and harry melling had children their kids eyes would be the right distance apart god if we never started vaccines we would become immune to most of the things they give us vaccines for if you're serious congratulations on getting this far through life with absolutely no comprehension of reality if you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it throwing pieces of cucumber at a barn and shouting shazam into an empty iphone case wondering why the car wasn't moving plans this weekend maybe you sunday yes saturday no saturday yes sunday no well sh we are like two ships passing in the night i'm like a sleek racing boat and you're a trash barge this guy looks like the love child of john lennon and weird al how do people come up with these you know the combined iq of the people in that pool is less than an iguanas that's an insult to iguanas this dude looks like a scott pilgrim villain i never thought about it that way but yeah he kind of does she looks like the evil cockatoo from that movie rio about the blue birds damn it's like someone dubbed an already english film in english that's exactly how i see the room always the south korean leader of a sexual blackmail ring was sentenced to 40 years in prison dude looks like he would steal my lunchables he probably has it's annoying when people write these in their posts just take the extra two seconds and write out is not the same thing as or is not equal to you semi-illiterate neanderthal how about writing two instead of using two you quasi-literate flickhead it was found vegans were 43 more likely to suffer from broken bones of any kind is that mainly broken noses from where they keep telling other people how to live this guy looks like a teen an adult and an old man all at the same time you just might be i can't get over how this dude looks like how disney draws dad characters exactly he doesn't look real charlie kirk looks like what happens when you drag the face slider too far to the left in the me creator you know what you're right husband of a legend maid abuser tells court his wife has a bulldog face but is non-violent dude do i sound like corpse what do you think which that's not corpse that's roadkill he looks like he walked in front of a school projector the way eminem looked terrified and slightly concerned for lady gaga's well-being in these photos looks like mary poppins and the it clown had some angry weird love child that's now going through a mental breakdown the guy on the pc looks like a discount mr beast i see it charlie looks like a customizable character i made in skate 3. yeah happy veterans day to adam driver's massive ears he's the reason al qaeda uses sign language i'm starting to get mistaken for justin bieber now his eyeballs have different social security numbers he looks like ice age baby the moment you realize that horrible creature also found a girl and you're still single i can't stop looking at scara's hair it actually looks like an overused velcro to be honest this guy's face looks like a bathroom stall that that's gotta be the worst of all you're offended by the things i say imagine what i hold back big dogs his shirt is so tight that he looks like a nine-year-old in walmart whose mom is looking for what wine tastes best with her xanax apple announces its first new laptop with its own ship instead of intel's jesus helen looks like hey bro rate my fit one to ten you look like the coat hanger dude looks like both the child and the molester so an artist in paris has made a sculpture that is supposed to be a modern rendition of a christmas tree but is it really um asterisk butt with one tee are you a [ __ ] garbanzo bean if your doesn't touch your belly button lower your voice tough talk from a girl whose kneecaps stick out farther than her jesus christ man and just like that we have reached the end of our slash rare insults thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to that subscribe button in the bell so you get notified every time easy 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Length: 9min 3sec (543 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 27 2021