r/ProRevenge - Stupid Neighbor Blocks My Car in, Then Leaves Town! My Funny Revenge.

hello my friends welcome back to another episode of our slash pro revenge where a lot of you join me everyday to get your daily dose of satisfaction because we all love to hear stories of people getting what they deserve guys in this episode there's gonna be two stories the first is a revenge on a crappy upstairs neighbor that will leave you smiling with satisfaction hopefully the second is a juicy revenge where Opie gets back at his fiancee who basically used him during the time they were together I hope you guys stayed for the stories today and subscribe for future videos this first stories titled don't block my car in so my wife and I live in an old Victorian style house in a college town split into two rental suites our two bedroom downstairs and a four bedroom upstairs the first year it was occupied by nursing students who were great they all finished their rotations and moved out and then we got a set of MBA students who were douches at first we thought oh they're young we'll politely complain when they don't clean up their dog crap have loud keggers or play call of duty so loud that it rattles our windows downstairs and they'll just stop well they didn't their response to our requests were annoyance and non-compliance which opened up the door for me to engage in passive-aggressive revenge tactics and I have many stories from the year they resided above us one Monday morning after a pretty raging party upstairs I came outside to find my car blocked in by the upstairs neighbor let's call him dick now in the lease agreements we were the ones that had exclusive use of the driveway the upstairs renters were supposed to park on the street however they often parked behind us when street parking was scarce so I always had to knock on the door to get them to move so I could go to work this one morning though there was a problem dick had left that morning on spring break vacation and he won't be back for two weeks after I'd recovered from contemplating exactly how much of a syphilis ridden wank sock of a human being you'd have to be to illegally park in your downstairs neighbor's driveway and then leave for two weeks I rang the non-emergency police line and explained the situation they tried to contact dick to no avail so my legal recourse was to have the car towed to a legal vacant spot on the street at my own expense which given that I had to go to work it's exactly what I would have to do while I was waiting for the tow truck i hatched a mature and juvenile revenge plan juvenile revenge plan first I got a bottle of dot 3 brake fluid and a ragout and utilizing the extent of my artistic abilities I painted a big old [ __ ] and balls on the hood with a pewpewpew stream of pee going over the windshield to the roof and I left it to bake in the mature part of the plan came to fruition when the tow truck arrived our city often does street sweeping and tow cars enthusiastically when doing so they had just put up signs down one side of the street notifying that they would be sweeping in for days and two please find alternative parking or risk being towed I saw spot on the side of the road for dicks car where he often parks and had the driver put it there I let him in on the plan as he was contracted to tow cars for the city that day he giggled a lot at my slowly emerging [ __ ] and balls artwork and said he tried to pick up dicks car early knowing that if he was away for two weeks his company would be able to rack up a nice storage fee the day came for street sweeping the whole street was empty except for dicks car and the tow truck driver who moved the car off the driveway came straight to dicks car and towed it I had dropped a note in Dick's mailbox explaining without being rude hey you blocked my car in the other day and you went on vacation and I had to get your car moved at my own expense so I could go to work I had it moved to the spot where you normally parked cue him coming back from vacation and furiously pounding on my door asking where's my car I explained that I moved it to the other side of the streets into the parking spot that he usually parks in because neither the police nor I could contact him and that the city had to sweep the street last Thursday and they towed it I told him he'd have to call the city and he stormed off furious only to return a few hours later apparently the combination of the city's fine the toffee and ten days of storage totaled over $1,000 and he threw a fit that his car had been vandalized at the tow yard he demanded that I pay and I politely declined suggesting that you might try small claims court if he could demonstrate that I've done anything I was liable for he never took me up on the offer the artwork had come out great the car had been left in the rain so the [ __ ] and balls on the hood of the Civic had rusted in apparently it even earned him the nickname of dick wheels in class so before this revenge story I actually didn't know that dot 3 brake fluid on cars paints would do what it does and I did some googling and found this little chart so apparently brake fluid contains glycol which causes a chemical reaction on paints breaking it down so not only did Opie cause dick to have $1,000 in fees to get his car back he'll probably have to repaint the hood or just scrap the car I would just sell the car dude you have a big giant peepee on it that's pee peeing oh that revenge was too good this next story is titled if you break me I systematically destroy your entire life I apologize up front for the rather lengthy post but it's all true and it's my greatest revenge it all starts about 10 years ago I was happily engaged to a girl who I knew for about nine years but had only been dating about one year let's call her Nancy all was good she had the dream engagement ring we had a nice house together both had steady jobs and the wedding plans were coming along nicely about two months prior to the wedding we found out that we were going to have a baby such happiness had never been felt before wedding plans continued and the big day was only 28 days away I come home from work one day and find that Nancy isn't home I called her to see if she got held up at work and to see what time she might be home but Nancy wasn't at work she was at her grandmother's house in another state Nancy calmly told me that she no longer wanted to get married and that she was not coming home complete and utter shock uh what just happened I try to call her back and her phone was off I call her grandmother and no answer what about the wedding what about our baby what about everything no answers no contact for three days three days of no breath in my body three days of me not eating not sleeping and barely being able to think on day four Nancy shows up and starts packing her stuff she won't say a word to me nothing it's like she's a totally different person she leaves and sends me an email saying that she can't be with me again no reasons I begin calling her sister asking what happened her sister tells me that she has no idea but gives me their mom's phone number strange for the year that we've been dating Nancy said her mom was out of the picture because she was an alcoholic nevertheless I call mom and mom tells me that I'm lucky number three who's fallen for this trap I learned everything her mom told me that Nancy had cut mom out of her life so mom couldn't ruin Nancy's game of milking guys for money and resources Nancy's been pregnant twice before and had miscarriages and basically took advantage of guys for everything she could before running off to her super Christian grandmother's house and claiming that the guys always cheated on her and left her with nothing in turn grandma will take her in until the dust settles and she can do it again what in the world weeks go by and still no contact with Nancy I have lost 20 pounds and have been counseled at my job for poor work performance my family's livid family members lost money on travel plans to the wedding and I'm mortified I lost all the deposits on everything for the wedding since it was less than 30 days before it was canceled I'm pissed broke my joint bank account with Nancy showed a whopping negative $2,000 I guess I won't be paying the mortgage this month I start to get a grip and my sadness turns to rage I had so much anger inside of me that I actually had to scale it back a bit or else I might have gone to prison a month and a half later I get a text from Nancy out of the blue saying I had a miscarriage you stressed me out so much that our daughters dead daughter I was having a daughter you're blaming me for this I thought that's it I'm going to wreck her a few days of xanax and whiskey get me over the hump of sadness again and I was back to rage and I thought let's do this most of Nancy stuff was still at my house which I have to walk away from because I could no longer afford it and I start to pack it all up to get rid of it somehow but I stumble upon a few things her resume and her checkbook to her personal account I read her resume it's all fake crap like everything else I hop on the computer create a new yahoo email address and send a long letter to her corporate office telling them line by line how it's all lies that feels good operation checkbook I signed her name on every check and ripped them all out of the book I Drive 30 minutes to the seediest part of town and leave them on a sidewalk in front of an ampm for anybody to grab I go back home and throw out all of her stuff two weeks go by Nancy calls and I don't answer the voicemail says she got laid off due to cutbacks and I know that's not true two more weeks go by and letters from some District Attorney's bad check restitution program begin to trickle into the mail oh and the registration renewal for her car I shredded it I hear through a mutual friend that since Nancy's out of work and now she's staying with friends she's being supported financially by super Christian grandmother nuh-uh I hop on the laptop and make a new yahoo email address that's only one number different from Nancy's real email I email super Christian grandma a video of Nancy performing some pleasuring acts on herself that I'd save making sure to find one where she's really into it with all of the right expressions on her face i titled the email hey grandma check out this new video audition I'm doing for my new job let me know what you think the email reply was you are disgusting I hope your new job pays well because I'm not supporting you if you act like that oh I wasn't expecting that a two-for-one deal embarrassment and financial distress weeks go by and I get a call from rent-a-center oh they want all of Nancy's furniture back I had no idea that it was rent to own I tell them I don't have it and they argue that she says I have it I stick to my guns then tell them that I don't have it and that I don't know where it is that night I burn it all in the yard 4,200 dollars worth of furniture that she owes I find out that Nancy has a new job and as I'm planning my next move I hear great news Nancy's been arrested and is in jail for embezzlement apparently she had some money problems and stole five thousand dollars out of petty cash and got busted oh god this is great she screwed months go by with no updates and then I hear from a friend that she was bailed out of jail from Grandma after taking a plea bargain for a felony conviction and three years probation along with restitution I hang my hat and call it a day I've gotten my revenge a few months later the phone rings it's a repo company looking for info on where Nancy is because they're trying to repossess her car okay one last nail in the coffin I make a few calls and find the address of where she's staying I call the repo company back and give them the info they thanked me and say that I'm eligible for $100 reward if they get the car back and I said no thanks this one's on me in the end Nancy's now a felon jobless a single mom of a kid that she recently had from some random guy and she lives in an apartment with her brother and his girlfriend I'm happily married with a beautiful daughter and a great life and yesterday I get a Facebook message from Nancy it said congrats on the marriage and daughter I'm glad you're happy I reply go [ __ ] yourself and she blocked me life's good sometimes taking the low road heals the soul what a crazy revenge and an even crazier girl that opiate hooked up with I can't imagine the pain Opie was feeling when she basically ghosted him with the wedding being three weeks away and her being quote-unquote pregnant with his child talk about your whole world crumbling in a day or two what a line though sometimes taking the low road heals the soul I'll have to keep that in mind and that's it for today's episode of our slash pro revenge guys if you enjoyed the two stories today let me know in the comments what you think if you aren't subscribed hit that subscribe 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Length: 13min 38sec (818 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 27 2020