Phoebe & Ross being a CHAOTIC duo

i don't care it starts at eight we can't be late and he could not would not want to wait but you don't uh you don't believe in evolution no not really you don't believe in evolution i don't know it's just you know monkeys darwin you know it's a nice story i just think it's a little too easy too easy two the process of every living thing on this planet evolving over millions of years from single-celled organisms is too easy yeah i just don't buy it could you zip me up sure thank you can you believe no one between my apartment and here offered to do that for me people evolution is scientific fact like like like the air we breathe like gravity oh okay don't get me started on gravity well you don't believe in gravity well it's not so much that you know like i don't believe in it you know it's just i don't know lately i get the feeling that i'm not so much being pulled down as i am being pushed it's what the japanese call unagi isn't that a kind of sushi no it's a concept yeah it is it is it's fresh water heal how can you not believe in evolution oh just don't look at this funky shirt you want you want to hear something weird always i didn't get the annulment what we're still married don't tell rachel see you later so inspired look at him look at him go [Music] phoebe ross sucks hey how was class no one ever asked me that what's wrong nothing i really want to know oh well um there was actually a rather lively discussion about the pleistocene nothing is worth this it's okay i mean you can you can literally see them evolving through time really you can actually see it you bet in in uh the us china africa all over see i didn't know that well there you go huh so now the real question is who put those fossils there and why you do know how to ride a bike don't you of course can we see you ride it okay [Music] [Laughter] where is my coach you didn't break once downstairs i'll drive into the airport guys wish me luck okay peeps see how i'm making these little toys move opposable thumb without evolution how do you explain opposable thugs maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts please don't cry because of me i don't know what i'm talking about okay i've been divorced three times well at least you've been married oh my god i want to trade lives with ross hey thieves what you reading babes hello [Music] come on i'm sorry i didn't see you there no fine get attacked i don't even care come on ross we're sorry please tell us what it is there's no seat belt that's okay if we hit anything the engine will explode so you know it's better if you're thrown from the car uh-oh it's scary scientist man okay phoebe this is it in this briefcase i carry actual scientific facts a briefcase of facts if you will some of these fossils are over 200 million years old okay look before you even start i'm not denying evolution okay i'm just saying that it's one of the possibilities it's the only possibility phoebe okay ross could you just open your mind like this much are you mad at me or something cause if you are please tell me what it is i did well if you don't know i can't help you well i don't know well i can't help you you don't think i would have defended myself against a 14 year old give me your money punk oh my god it was you what's your medallion number my medallion number is get out of the cab we'll see you later okay bye fat ass all right now come on would you please tell me what it is that made you so mad at me i don't know i don't remember what the hell was that a lesson in the importance of unagi you're a freak perhaps the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects phoebe what what the hell you can open your eyes now are we off the bridge yes is the old woman on the bicycle still alive yeah she jumped right back up oh my god phoebe slow down do you want to get to rachel in time yes but i don't want to die in your cab you shut up out of it before you got in you know if you think about it it's kind of neat i mean well it's it's just that i've always felt kind of like an outsider you know the rest of you have these connections that go way back and you know now you and i have have a great one it's not the best you like better flora or fauna fauna who would you rather be so i'm going to guard phone calls why are you mad at me you said i was boring oh [Music] when did i say you were boring oh my god i remember now we were playing chess phoebe you and i have never played chess oh come on yes remember that time on the frozen leg we were playing chess you said i was boring and then you took off your energy mask and you were cameron diaz okay there's a chance this may have been a dream you know i'm not gonna play anymore would you can you finish my set after that yeah what damn that window's clean [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay if you could all walk slower that'd be great you didn't get the annulment i know [Music] ross well i tried but when i got to my lawyer's office all i could hear was three divorces three divorces hi i need a ticket just one i drive you all the way down here i don't get to see how it works out fine two tickets i need two tickets we're on our honeymoon and the destination uh i don't care whatever's the cheapest i'm so lucky i married you look i just don't want my tombstone to read ross geller three divorces don't be worried about that your tombstone can say whatever you wanted to say it can save ross geller good at marriage say it say we are unagi well i can easily get out of this but there's a chance you can get very very hurt

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Id: zgycl_7EZeE

Length: 9min 19sec (559 seconds)

Published: Tue May 18 2021