ROBIN WILLIAMS - HILARIOUS INTERVIEW

my first guest oscar-winning actor and comedian his films include the Fisher King Good Will Hunting my all-time favorite of Good Will Hunting consumer is latest film is called robots it opens everywhere this Friday please welcome one of my all-time favorite guys Robin Williams have a seat my friend thank you sir welcome back how's everything good very nice sir it's good to be here I got this coke from one of the pips it's really nice to be Larry Aquarius is my name is Charles Djou and I love all the women of the world yeah yes what's that like a lady who could write a good check I gotta ask you something i watch the Oscars I enjoyed you you came out with your mouth taped I kind of know the story but explain what happened here with him well Jay there's a bit of controversy there was a song but now I have to go into witness protection that they I think they found it offensive and then we had to lose the song and then well see but we should explain this is what really annoyed me when they said offensive I'm thinking all right some filthy song with sexual overtones some four-letter what the Oscars my god my but it wasn't anything it was just what they just didn't like let me tell us what the song was about let's I have the lyrics let's read them all right yeah the basic premise was you know before we talked a little bit about Spongebob right and then but vowing SpongeBob's a tip of the iceberg here's the buzz beneath the fuzz if the flaws beneath the pause the cartoon characters had a lot of different things going on then it was Pinocchio's had his nose done Sleeping Beauty's popping pills the Three Little Pigs ain't kosher Betty Boop works Beverly Hills Superman is hooked on steroids tinky-winky is in the pink damn it to hell wake up and smell the stink beneath the ink chippendale both are strippers Scrooge McDuck is really tight bug bunnies across dressers Snow White has been up all night there's something fishy about Nemo Batman and Robin share a sink we need to poo we know what he's into the tank beneath the egg and that's more it's got a lot of that does anybody find that harm Leah ffensive you're gonna get letters from elmer fudd going here mr. wen oh I think it was more protecting the cartoon characters is that what one watch all my J don't make me mad oh my god three fingers I can only Bowl and I can't pick up a check don't make me mad now was that Michael Jackson I'm not Joan oh yeah calling Mickey as a character witness in Michaels trial I don't know what happened I'm with kids nothing goes wrong I wear white gloves Michael why do you wear white gloves no finger prints so do you think spongebob is gay did you investigate this at all listen to me um I know a few gay men living in San Francisco and I've never seen one in SquarePants really well that I mean maybe the starfish you don't know what that means I don't know I mean you're thinking Sponge Bob you know hot pants hello yeah we talked about it I mean that's that whole thing about what are you saying cartoon character on the Oscars a Chippendale you know basically even the name hello and if you listen to the speakers oh no no I insist no I insist hello don't be afraid no don't do it do it don't be afraid are those your nuts don't ask there's other characters baby alone mother and Roadrunners hooked on speed hello why these coyotes always crashing I do you think he's got something I don't think so you know now that you break it down yeah you got to break it down keeping it real for the that's right that's right you know cartoon characters don't have a posse they should right now be real with my all their minis in the car stay real get over there what do you wear a little tight pants go girl grab the ears and drive it home how was your family by the way everybody is good they're all well my daughter is 15 now wishes Steve yes sir 15 it's a wonderful time it's a time if she's still a girl but yet finds Brad Pitt hot really I just want to go he's also in his 30s let it go is she dating now is it 15 that's a lot there's dates there's you know she goes out on dates but there's sometimes their group dates but then there's more like dances and it's you know a lot of I am a lot of instant messages Oh instantly yeah you come in the room and all the sudden screensaver now you uh you screen the boys you check these guys screen the boys hello Thomas sit down Tom before you sit down would you mind giving me some blood and urine we're gonna run a few tests come I just have to put this shock collar on you if you touch anything below here I haven't screened the boys yet really well no I mean that's that's a difficult thing for me to go you know what okay good luck where the boy no it's the different thing when your son reaches that age it's like you're going well you know it's that kind of male hypocrisy I think the boy he's getting it haha don't touch the girl put the boy go boy I made your father proud there's some sort of pirate family Irish don't be afraid to come aboard look let's take a break when we come back I'll ask you but we'll talk about Martha Stewart Robin right after this right back here we go we take a dance for the Wonder that come with Robin well Martha Stewart of course back at work back at work yes yeah she went to work today she's out now Martha's free yes with the most beautiful ankle bracelet in the world she made it out of lovely macrame and electronics really great they're gonna miss her though inside cuz you taught a lot of wonderful skills you know how to do Trump door with a sharpened toothpick really yeah I made this lovely duvet thanks to Martha Stewart I learned to quilt Thank You Martha have you what is your comment on the Michael John you've been watching this what do you wouldn't you got to take on well I think the word blackmail but you hard to use that word with Michael yeah oh yeah I mean he's about to jump species but we're still saying right right right I think that there's a little bit of that I think it's just you know it's a very difficult thing when you look at all the stuff in the trial and makes why you're under a gag order right we won't talk about that true enough you can't talk about that unless we do the whole blind your fing side hi my name my name is Phil I have a late-night talk show we're watching the trial you know who do they end they bring in character witnesses yeah it's the whole thing of yellow when they bring in Larry King is a character witness it's like okay games oh gosh yeah it doesn't mean but remember a long time ago that Don King bailed on Michael you remember Michael was claiming racism which was like Michael honey you got to pick a race first yeah holy you know when done King bails on you that yet I can't believe Michael I'm out of here done King bills even rats again what's wrong so hard call now Robert Blake doesn't seems a little easier this a little easier yeah a man who tried to hire his stunt double and his photo double to kill his wife first which is these are two people who look like you I know why would you yeah that's pretty much going bad stark bad beginning and two guys that look like you hey can you work my wife for me and you actually have conversations where you use the word whack my wife yeah they're not gonna take a big rubber hammer and go yeah take anything this is the end the jury basically at that point and you also left your gun in a restaurant what good restaurant doesn't have a gun check exactly exactly Oh mr. Blake you're 38 huh it's just your mac-10 sir I'm sorry I don't know which one's yours the waiter mr. Blake you forgot your pistol is this your shotgun oh I'm sorry now a cost pass at Hilton's phone guy were you in that were you in her in Paris Hilton's phone book were you in a phone book so you're saying were you in Paris ooh no no no I know you've been in Paris at the hill after Hill yes but not enough Paris right got you got it's like it must be a really scary thing to find your name in her phone huh in her phone which yeah right to get your phone published and all these names like yeah call these people after five who is it just says she who does everyone okay she's like she's this generation jaja though you know that yeah I guess that's probably Josh I was going darling I didn't do anyone but yet I was still famous after the second video you have to go honey we know that you didn't think the cameras on the other red light with focusing here right what are you doing I don't know why people are so worried about me because you're strange you've worked something wonderful into a career now Charles and Camilla getting married of course they did which is always lovely that the royal family all that money and no dental plan yeah you've seen them and you're going over hello now you see this you're going oh my god I guess we don't want to clip the ears and the boys wearing the German uniform yo yeah I loved it when the royal family puts on the old Africa Corps uniform and I'm sure those members of the royal family going I remember mr. Hitler came to your uncle's wedding it was so crazy he was so funny in a chaplain like way have you ever met either none Camilla or Prince John I've met up his Charles oh that's yeah it's nice to meet him you know when he's wearing a kilt he's a fun boy you're right my favorite member was Fergie I mean she was pretty wild she was young she was out there partying you know yeah yeah well family's pretty much you know it's it's deliverance stage by Fortnum and Mason yeah yeah you got out of folks with a you know can basically drink and go it's the United Magic Kingdom you know there is an amusement ride going there be afraid stay with the white line well the queen is not going to the wedding right she's not I'm not a tennis balls your bowling night or something a bowling night with a creek I would love to see her bowling alley it's half a mile long the corgis gathered the ball and bring them back slowly pulling night for the Queen I'm going out tonight bring my ball the royal ball hail to the royal ball hey I want to ask you about sir I know you're a sports fan no hockey season been canceled yeah what does that leave for Canada full-contact curly yeah that's it yeah there's nothing left ABP all nations are wandering around with sticks going who do I hit is afraid cuz it's nothing there I mean they have to wait for a basketball game for a fight to break out it was great the Canadians are so sweetie they're the nicest people it yeah if you go up to Canada you say to a Canadian you know I'm gay in a Canadian we'll go I'm Ted nice to meet you there's simple folk simple people nice people and they always look at the Sun gone oh it's good for us don't be afraid well how about that the steroid use in baseball you anything on that the steroids in baseball I mean or either that or flaxseed oil flaxseed oil yeah I rubbed it on I still can't hit a home run yeah I'll look at Barry I think Barry it's not the steroids I think it's Barry hitting with that big butt display well if you think like if you think a steroid use done you have to think of something to kind of compensate for it if you think like with football players if they're taking steroids which maybe then you have to maybe say okay we'll have to take something else to equalize it like ecstasy oh I see yeah so you being a football line getting ready to do the blocking going I don't want to block I want to hold you really long huddle everybody now this is great to have us all here sharing this energy I don't care about the flag let's just talk no just you got a duplicate exactly tell us about robot stuff actually I'm in this with you you know I mean we're both in robots you're the star I just have a little boss star and an enemy all the star J Strong's are the stars you play what would your character's name offender I'm anything yeah it's right here this is the robot I'm like Oh character look look at the size of the one shaft hold on oh just like me it actually winds up how cool he's a damaged boy he's kind of a skid robot you know it's basically I've never seen my own action figure thank you I'd like to thank the Academy nothing is it is it your first action figure um thing no no there's been others there's been a pop I was at an action figure yes it was yeah a pop I think I still have the pop-up I think you're doing I think there's probably only two of them it's so exactly yeah and the one hour photo action figure you just put it in your house and it watches you in the old that's right I love that movie we have a clip here now unlike the rest of us you got the improvised all your own dialogue we're just going to play yeah let's take a look here it is next explain the premise here what do we want to eat this is basically Rodney Rodney Copperbottom at fender right and it's I'm introducing him to this place where we stay with other robots are kind of down and out okay in singular pictured open mine next week Friday open this Friday Robin awesome you know anything right I'm no Andi right back with Andy Roddick right after those robbed

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Length: 14min 25sec (865 seconds)

Published: Thu May 05 2016