Robbie - SNL

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪ >>> GENTLEMEN, THIS IS THE PLAYOFFS. CLEMSON IS NOT GONNA -- THE HELL'S GOING ON? WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED? >> SOME OF US WERE TALKING, COACH, AND WE THINK ROBBIE SHOULD DRESS FOR THE GAME. >> YOU HIT YOUR HEAD TOO HARD IN PRACTICE LAST WEEK, SON? ROBBIE'S ON THE PRACTICE SQUAD. THIS IS THE PLAYOFFS. ROSTER'S SET. NOW GET DRESSED. >> THIS IS ROBBIE'S DREAM, COACH. I KNOW THERE'S NO ROOM ON THE ROSTER, SO I WANT ROBBIE TO TAKE MY SPOT. ♪♪♪ >> ROBBIE CAN HAVE MY SPOT TOO, COACH. >> THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT? >> YES, SIR. ♪♪♪ >> YOU TOO, MURPHY? >> ROBBIE DESERVES IT, COACH. >> AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, RILEY? ♪♪♪ YOU WANT ROBBIE TO TAKE YOUR SPOT? >> [ BLEEP ] NO. I DON'T WANT ROBBIE TO TAKE MY STOP. HE [ BLEEP ] SUCKS AT FOOTBALL. YOU GUYS WANT ROBBIE TO PLAY IN A PLAYOFF GAME. WE'RE GONNA [ BLEEP ] LOSE. HE SUCKS ASS. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM IN PRACTICE? OOOH. >> YEAH. >> ROBBIE? >> HE'S DOG [ BLEEP ]. I'M SORRY, ROBBIE. BUT YOUR DOG [ BLEEP ], ROBBIE. HE'S DOG [ BLEEP ] >> ROBBIE'S GOT HEART, RILEY. THAT'S GOT TO COUNT FOR SOMETHING. >> HE'S [ BLEEP ]. HE PISSED IN PRACTICE LAST WEEK, STEVEN, AGAIN. I DIDN'T EVEN RUN AT HIM, AND HIT HIM THIS TIME. ALL I DID WAS WALK OVER TO HIM AND HE CRUMBLED INTO A LITTLE BALL AND HE SAID, "NO, NO, NOT AGAIN. IT'S COMING AT ME." >> MAYBE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ME, RILEY. >> I DEFINITELY DON'T. >> OKAY. BUT A FRIEND TOLD ME SOMETHING THAT MADE ME BELIEVE IN MYSELF. RIGHT, MR. FILLMORE? >> OH, WHAT YOU MAD YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE TEAM? HUH? WELL, LISTEN HERE. YOU'RE 5 FOOT NOTHING. 100 AND NOTHING. BUT DAMNED IF YOU DON'T GOT PASSHION. >> AND HE GAVE ME THE STRENGTH TO KEEP GOING. >> WELL, HOLD ON. 'CAUSE AFTER THAT, I SAID -- UNFORTUNATELY, PASSION DON'T MEAN NOTHING AT THIS LEVEL. ROBBIE, YOU'RE JUST TINY. YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR ASS STOMPED. PANCAKED. >> RIGHT, BUT YOU BELIEVED AND THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT. >> HANG ON, I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. I SAID ONE MORE THING AND IT WAS -- AND WHO KEEPS LETTING YOU IN MY OFFICE? STOP COMING BACK HERE, MAN. 'CAUSE WE AIN'T FRIENDS. AND THAT'S HOW THAT ALL WENT DOWN. >> ENOUGH. OKAY, LIKE COACH, YOU PLAY HERE. SOMEONE GAVE YOU A SHOT. THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING FOR. IS A SHOT. >> THIS IS SO [ BLEEP ] DUMB. HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE PLAYS, COACH. >> I KNOW THE PLAYBOOK FRONT TO BACK. YOU CALL ANY PLAY. I CAN RUN ANY ROUTE RIGHT NOW. >> ALL RIGHT, ROBBIE. YOU GET PAST RILEY, YOU CAN DRESS FOR THE GAME. >> GO, ROBBIE. ♪♪♪ >> ALL RIGHT, ROBBIE. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. >> RED 7 ON TWO. >> DIFFERENT PLAY, DON'T KNOW THAT ONE. >> WIDE RIGHT ON ONE. >> DIFFERENT PLAY. >> JESUS, ROBBIE. BLUE 19 ON 3. >> DIFFERENT PLAY. >> PLANT SIX ON TWO. >> DIFFERENT PLAY. >> I'LL TAKE MY JERSEY BACK. >> RED DEVIL ON THREE. >> SKIP. >> ROBBIE, ANGEL 6 ON 2. >> GOT IT. WHAT WAS IT, THOUGH? >> ANGEL 6 ON 2. >> I GOT IT, COACH. [ ROBBIE GETS HIT ] [ FARTING NOISE ] >> DUMBASS. >> HE'S ALL RIGHT. I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE DONE ANOTHER -- YOU KNOW, HIS PANTS. >> I ALMOST DID, BUT I HELD IT IN. >> NO, HE DIDN'T. >> WELL, THAT'S THAT. WE HAVE A FOOTBALL GAME TO WIN, GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 3,178,164

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 45, snl 45, robbie, football, playoffs, sports, j.j. watt, chris redd, beck bennett, kyle mooney, kenan thompson, mikey day, alex moffat, s45, s45e12, episode 12, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, JJ Watt, NFL, Super Bowl, Houston Texans, Luke Combs, Beautiful crazy, what you see is what you get, Even though I’m leaving

Id: 5jHxEthp2-8

Length: 4min 20sec (260 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 01 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/LionelMessiah]

Can't believe JJ Watt might finally be likable. Incredible skit. Junes is right - Rudy fucken sucks. I saw him speak in person once and it was awful. Terrible person and terrible story. Fun movie tho

[u/chanaandeler_bong]

Does Craig not like the movie or the person or both?

[u/cruel_sparks]

Does anyone remember when Gordo ran into Rudy during a super bowl a few years ago and interviewed him? Craig was just back making cracks the whole time. So great.