r/idontworkherelady | "STOP BEING RIGHT!"

hello everybody welcome back to the story time channel my name is steven and let's get into the stories of the day douchebag didn't like my answers to her questions even though i was relentlessly honest i'm telling you about one event but i must have a retail face because i'm approached so often i wear a suit at work when i call in at any shop on the way home i leave my jacket in the car so i'm just wearing a shirt and tie i couldn't tell you how many times people assume i am staff if they're civil i'm civil if they're struggling i'm helpful if they're rude i have fun the reason i remember this one is because i've said all of these things separately before but this was the first time i got them all squeezed into one single interaction it just went so perfectly it will never happen again i had called in to a large supermarket to pick up birthday candles i first saw the woman being very rude to another customer for no apparent reason imagine rush limbaugh and drag sorry to put that in your head she was just impatient and the other customer wasn't moving fast enough for her liking so she was insulting her she definitely ranked above a-hole so let's call her douche baguette or db for short as she turned i saw the missile lock in her eyes as she spotted me she galloned her way over i decided to enjoy it and settled on being deadpan literal as a plan i looked away excuse me why what have you done what she paused for a second looking like a dog that had been shown a card trick then angrily asked can you help me i couldn't possibly know i don't know what you want she makes a tucker carlson face where do you keep your eyelash curlers i don't keep them anywhere yes you do i've seen them before i'm certain i don't i've never owned any my eyelashes managed to bend all on their own i'm more than happy with the bendiness of my eyelashes huh what no idiot i mean the shop we're in the shop are the eyelash curlers i haven't got a clue why not i refer you to my previous answer i never used them are you trying to be stupid no it's effortless this is insane are you going to find out where the eyelash curlers are or would you prefer that i speak to your manager i'd say neither but if i had to choose i'd go for option b what you want me to speak to your manager no she shakes her head in angry confusion and says you just said you did no i didn't you asked me which i'd prefer if i was offered a rectal exam or a slap in the face i don't want either but i'd prefer the second to the first see how it works she stood in silence for a few seconds with her mouth open and the deepest frown she then built up to a shout with this is ridiculous i completely agree where is your manager i'm not exactly sure but my guest would be at home with his family uh you're being stupid who supervises you here in the store right now she actually stamped her foot twice when she shouted right now nobody what why not because i don't need to be supervised i haven't needed supervision in a shop since i was about nine years old oh my god it's like talking to the wall i could see that her shouting had attracted a member of management she was approaching quickly why aren't you helping me why would i i think i saw a slight hint of understanding spread across her puzzled face you do work here don't you no why didn't you freaking say so you didn't ask me until now the manager arrived just as db shouted into my face you're a freaking manager says to db madam please lower your voice and stop swearing there are children in the store manager says to me what's happening sir i'm not really sure this woman was being rude to another customer and then she approached me and started to interrogate me about my personal grooming habits she wasn't happy with my answers and started to spit shout at me no that's not freaking true i was shouting because i thought he worked here manager says whether he was an employee or not you can't talk like that you can't abuse customers and we have a strict policy about abuse towards staff we don't tolerate it it's not my fault he's a freaking idiot if he had she was interrupted by the manager please stop shouting the manager pressed transmit on her radio and said security urgent code 4 aisle 14 manager says to me are you okay sir yes i'm fine i just needed birthday candles could you tell me where they are what the freaking heck is go manager to db stop shouting stop swearing if i have to warn you again you will have to leave the store manager says to me they're on aisle 22. i say okay thank you i started to walk away meanwhile db was still shouting two security staff turned the corner and passed me on their way to db i could hear her shouting for another 30 seconds the next time i saw db i was standing at the self checkout she was being followed out of the store by the security staff she was complaining into her phone loudly but unclearly about the shop the staff and some freaking as she left empty-handed do you think that was me i was wishing so hard for her to look left and see me but she didn't if she had shouted at me regardless of what she said i was going to raise my little box of candles and say yes thanks i found them the whole thing was so funny i almost broke and nearly started laughing when she stamped her foot in time with right now i've been mistaken for staff dozens of times but i've never had it go so perfectly probably never will again don't expect a sequel so personally i really love this way of handling karen's but between me and you let's say that you were in the shoes of this guy what would be your preferred strategy of handling this very irate seeming karen that came right up to you assuming you worked there let me know in the comment section down below i can't fix a fence i don't own this is actually an i don't live here story a few years ago i was walking my dog past a rowboat club place where they do races and lessons sometimes for events the parking lot gets pretty full and it was one of those days as i walked past the parking lot an angry gentleman got my attention disgruntled rowboat bloomer said you really need to fix that fence it's been like that for six months he gestures to the fence between the roaming club and the house next door which is broken and has fallen across part of the parking lot me confused but trying to be sympathetic i'm sorry i don't work here i know that but that's your fence so you need to fix it listen i know it broke because of all that heavy snow we got this winter but it's been six months it's taking up two maybe three parking spots oh that's not my house either he scowls in utter disbelief what do you mean that's not your house i'm just walking my dog i live half a mile away i've seen you around there it's not that hard you pick up a phone book you look up fence repair it's absolutely ridiculous every time i come here it's a giant pain in my butt to find that's really annoying but i don't live here so i can't help you well she's your neighbor then can't you tell her to fix her goddarn fence she's not really my neighbor like i said i live half a mile away but you talked to her i saw you talk to her this has been going on for six months and nothing's changed i realize he just wanted somebody to yell at so i finally walked away i wish i threw his phone book comment at him and told him he should look up any random person and yell at them instead they have just as much to do with this as me just like the top reddit comment on this post says by kevin phillips bong some people it would seem take a fence at the silliest things okay i'll see my next story i don't have a son i went to the local mall to get a new pair of headphones i have some earphones but the noise cancelling was too good and i couldn't use them at work a friend called me and we started to chat i told him i was at the mall and he asked me if i could wait for him a little later because he needed to buy some stuff and he wanted my help not a problem i was just gonna buy some cookies and wait on the shadow sitting on a bench i was hearing an audio book eating my cookies and playing on my phone out of the corner of my eye i saw a woman talking and doing hand gestures in my direction she couldn't be talking to me since i'm a stranger wearing headphones and i haven't responded to her probably she is talking to someone on her bluetooth speaker that's what i thought anyways i was more concerned about randall thor fighting a forsaken and my phone my friend arrived i took out my headphones and tried to leave when i heard a loud excuse me you can't leave your baby here i turned around my head thinking who would leave an unattended baby i saw a middle-aged woman with an angry face pointing at a baby cart outside of the bench i was sat i keep walking but the woman got closer and yelled i'm talking to you bad excuse of a parent i turned around my head again just to see this angry woman looking directly at me for the context i was 25 at that time but i don't have a son f friend aw is angry woman as she is security guard sm is stupid mother and me is me i hate that guy the conversation was something like this are you talking to me yes i'm talking to you what kind of father would just leave his baby here and walk away i don't know ask the father well i don't care if you're not the father you can't let your baby abandon here it is your responsibility why it's not my angry woman with a furious face are you seriously asking bad parents like you get me sick now go back here and take care of your baby ma'am i'm not a parent i don't have a baby i don't know this baby or his family friend says he doesn't have a girlfriend because he's too dumb i don't care what you are you still can't leave a baby alone i was just about to look for an employee to tell them about this baby and hopefully get this woman to understand that i didn't bring this kid with me but a security guard showed up security guard says what is happening here before i could say anything the woman started to rant about how i was trying to leave my baby alone and how bad a parent i was the security guard says mister you can't leave your child alone if you insist i'm gonna call the cops and report you to social services the woman was more calm now that someone with authority was taken care and probably a punishment for that horrible father was on the future i usually would be responding to her with insults but everything happened too quickly to get mad and to be fair i was as confused and concerned as her about the baby i say what i was trying to explain to this woman is that i didn't bring this baby with me i'm not his father nor his tutor i just came here to buy some headphones i don't know this baby friend says and a couple other things but he is right he doesn't have a child and the baby was already there someone must have left him there security guard told us to stay there while he was trying to fix these things the woman approached me with a red face and apologized for their behavior i told her it was alright because she was just concerned about the baby's safety now all of you would be thinking where is the i don't work here lady after a couple of minutes the security guard came back with the woman i was with earlier but she was a very angry stupid mother the stupid mother angrily says what the freak is happening here why are you trying to leave my baby alone talking to me why the freak did you leave your baby alone i didn't leave him alone i leaved him with you what the freak why would you leave your baby with a complete stranger and why would i be taking care of him that's your job do your freaking job i'm not a freaking babysitter i don't know you if it wasn't because of angry woman your baby would be alone because you didn't ask me anything and even if you did i wouldn't take care of a stranger's baby that's it you shootie brad i'm getting the manager and getting you fired i never had such a shooty service on all of the years i've been a customer at this store you had the obligation to look after my kid and you couldn't even do such a simple thing that's why no one wants to hire you freaking millennials i tried to interrupt her at this point but she just kept ranting about me and my job don't even try to apologize i'm the manager's friend and he would be very angry when i talk with him about this i don't freaking work here probably was my black shirt with a merger all very different from the white shirt with the logo of the store it also could be my jeans or my very long hair instead of the green khakis and the short hair the employees wear but apparently she realized she left her baby with a stranger mistaking him for an employee angry woman says we don't even let our employees look out for customer's child's stupid poop head it's against the store's regulations stupid mother trying to get back of some of her anger and throat at this woman maybe she wanted to blame anyone but her who the hell are you talking to me like that i'm gonna get you all fired i'm the manager's friend angry roman says i'm the store's administrator you dumb witch after that the woman tried to explain her mistake and go away but the security guards didn't let her go i went to the store with my friend and the angry woman apologized again she even told me she was just the cashier's manager but she knew that dumb wish was full of crap so she lied to destroy her i know the manager trump card if you were wondering about the baby the little creature looked healthy he was sleeping the whole time and didn't realize what was happening this very quickly went bad bad and then worse for op but thankfully after explaining the situation angry woman actually sided with op and a good twist of fate that these stories usually don't have happen i don't care if they're out of bread i still don't work here i once was in a gas station trying to choose between dr pepper and a monster energy drink i was in my work uniform of black slacks a white button-down shirt and a tie i'd also like to take the time to say i'm a woman so here i am weighing the benefits between my favorite pop and a drink i super needed to stay awake and i hear from next to me you're out of bread me in my head the dr pepper is delicious but i really need the caffeine you're out of bread me still looking between the two i could just say screw it and get both hello you're out of bread i finally look up to see some guy in a trucker hat standing next to me glaring i realize he's been talking to me this whole time and i not only ignored him i was so absorbed in my decision i didn't realize that there was no one else in the aisle but us so i go i'm not out of bread cause i don't work here he looked me up and down really confused before realizing my name tag was for the store next door instead of apologizing he just huffed and stormed away i got both of dr pepper and the monster sometimes you just gotta splurge on yourself and get both of the drinks and hopefully they did have plenty of bread at home but with that being said that's all the stories we have for today so what i want to know is which of these stories was your personal favorite of the day and why let me know which story and why in the comments section down below and thank you all so very much for watching and listening to the story time channel today if you haven't yet please consider subscribing and don't forget to turn notifications on so you'll never miss an upcoming video from the story time channel thank you all again so very much for watching and listening to the story time channel

Channel: Storytime

Views: 29,247

Rating: 4.9152045 out of 5

Keywords: storytime, story time, life stories, r/maliciouscompliance, r/idontworkherelady, r/entitledparents, r/entitled parents, entitled parents, maliciouscompliance, malicious compliance, prorevenge, r/prorevenge, r/pro revenge, reddit stories, funny reddit stories

Id: EBMDuY5VZs0

Length: 16min 0sec (960 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 22 2020