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full human size costume i used this to scare my neighbors i'd climb up the trees and shout barry i'm an owl as loud as i could why is my question all faster than dallin911 or you could just you know lock your door bud jesus the amount of copium salt and heartache i've caused from a simple dragon gift is really a sight to behold western cartoon twitter really are the biggest bunch of snowflake crybabies i've ever seen it's a testament to how much power i have over your feeble minds i want to hit you really really hard if i charge follow me if i retreat kill me if i die avenge me this is the code i live by if you have a problem with it unfollow me every father's worst fear every daughter's wet dream from cradle to grave i'm a living nightmare so you're admitting your parents hate you awesome dude awesome just scared the crap out of some dudes at the gym looking at it now schwarzkanega was a goddamn week three hours in my guys three hours and i already feel invincible some guy told me i could never bench press 500 pounds what are you even talking about shut up men have invaded an entire country simply to have a woman's gorilla if you've never killed for love create an art for love conquer for love across land and see for love have you ever really lived in love no you haven't gorilla p.s but know me damn is not to see what are you even talking about and shave your chest or cover it up my dude amazing the resemblance i have to kiru from redo of healer besides we're literally the same we have the same mindset we are both extremely cold and strategic in our way of thinking and acting bizarre he represents me a lot we are two gods in this world and i am anime born you're never gonna get cast in the live-action remake of redo a healer my friend trust me it's not gonna happen this absolute alpha reviewing a family hiking trail objective make movement to east clark trail disposition san mado canyon is heavily overgrown main path marked by difficult to spot koreans due to vegetation poison oak is abundant and requires continuous active avoidance for the duration precedes 0.5 miles past map indicated trail junction no indication of junction terminus upon egress it was immediately found to be impossible to identify my own spore user cranes remained obligatory for ease of travel canyon is notably beautiful trails west clark and blue water are marked and appear serviceable all day strenuous are you okay there but it's a hiking trail maybe just stay on the path and you'll be good man frick russia if we get involved in anything i hope i get drafted you know it doesn't matter that the draft was abolished even though there is selective service now if you take part government things but anyways let's put you right on the front lines it'll solve plenty of problems you'll think you're a hero and we'll never have to hear from you again most likely ah i hate people i have a beast inside me too and i've also been trying to get rid of him forever the beast inside me is like a hulk like creature that knows nothing but smashing things beating people up getting impulsive he's like the incredible hulk you know from marvel comics he's also a demon looking monster i don't know what his name is although i do see him in my vision sometimes he's even muscular he has red eyes the way back is not only jekyll's pledge to get rid of hide forever but also my pledge to get rid of the hulk like demon monster inside me gur fear me what makes me sound insecure i sold drugs coasted through life and freaking handled people that don't know how to respect me i never called you names or came at you aggressively but that's because you haven't touched me i exude grace and poise as i verbally dispatch people like you while things remain verbal but i sure do love when it gets physical oh boy oh here we've got another internet joker this one should be fun this is what the world did to me this is what happens when i'm kicked to the curb treated like no one well no more mr nice guy this is the beginning of the end for you mate you will all see the evils that lay inside me i am uncaging the beast you won't want to see me when i'm mad have i gone insane maybe but that's the best part for you i'll be beating up everyone that has crossed me i have a list of aware you may be next did you like color your hair with a green highlighter and use shaving cream to emulate the joker or is that mayonnaise i can't tell go near her and i'll break your bones even the ones that don't exist i am stronger than you and i have an iq 100 times larger than yours and anything i have a black belt in boxing karate and martial arts i've never heard of a black belt in boxing but all righty daddy dippity doo let's go my friend this one chick i was seeing her boyfriend worked in a kfc next to our high school i hated dude and he was scared of me irl at least he was scrawny and like a foot smaller than me well he saw me when i went through the drive-through his reaction was later this girl also worked there never went to that or any kfc ever again since they'll literally hire freaking anybody lol also the final straw was when they got rid of their buffalo ranch sauce that crap was bomb w their chicken strips but yeah kfc hasn't been good since like oh nine what are you even talking about are you threatening to beat up a guy's girlfriend saying that you're breaking it off with a girlfriend because she works at kfc or that you missed a ranch can you be can you be a little more divisive i'm not in danger i am danger i'm known as the guy who said you must want to be six feet under and the entire class laughed and they're still laughing to this day and you're bragging about it on the internet kind of like wearing facial panties so i don't have to deal with dudes crying about it well that and i'm guessing a mandate i don't follow laws only my own i am lemon god i eat the other lemons i don't know why this one's in you know kick butt folder but let's go i mean i personally can lift that much in a lot more so it isn't a problem but yeah the average guy probably shouldn't i'm so glad you have six down votes every time i go to the woods i have my 50 calir with lights on and irons and optics not gonna worry too much oh yeah also my wiener doesn't work drive caller says someone is in her bed that she doesn't know luckily it wasn't my bed they'd be sleeping forever dog no please don't hurt me yeah that's what you're actually gonna sound like i'd love to fight someone with a helmet on he can feel the full power of my lunch without getting knocked out what are you gonna do barf on him he's gonna feel the power of your lunch i'm gonna hit him with the brick sandwich you packed this middle-aged housewife trying to intimidate randomly do it not test me do not tempt me if you f with me i don't care about i will make your life miserable sorry if you ever need an enforcer to stand behind you to intimidate someone who hurt you i will be there postmate after a few beers but that doesn't make it untrue beware this mom's a tiger this guy arguing about military strategy under the lord of the ring video i scored a 99 on asvab while hungover first try bro you can't score a hundred i read lima test only nukes nuclear engineers could match my scores on my ship and half of them were functionally autistic nice try bro the us government knows that i'm off the charts what's a youtube troll going to do to me and by the way no one is going to rewrite sun tzu's the otavoir or change the curriculum at west point just because you really like peter jackson movies that would be dumb as heck so would be commenting this and expecting intelligent responses on the internet but you did it so that makes you the bigger idiot here watch your mouth it's little biting dirt breasts like you who create this entire woke induced farce and if you ever say crap like that to me or someone i know personally i will hurt you bad that's a promise hello lol yourself pray i never meet you who is the other guy to upvote this it's freaking hilarious that's it i've already had enough of your bullcrap is literally the last comment section i'm ever going on do you want my height and weight i'm 160 pounds currently i've been training for three years i'm 18 i'm 5 8 i'm looking for a fight in a mixed martial arts setting amateur level i'm based in california but i can come to oregon and nevada hell oh my god i'm not even gonna finish this digit calm down buddy it's the internet no one's gonna hurt you for a measly 22 thousand dollars you can purchase noisy boy if you don't have guns with ammo gold silver or cash f off guns with ammo gold silver or cash are the only trades that peak my interest i prefer cash trade but all serious traders will be heard and considered after vetting i do not eff around you shouldn't either do not contact me unless you are ready to trade our own responding messages no calls no text no wire traces no bull crap period if you want to know more about noisy boy just go to my profile on facebook or visit my youtube channel kicking it with kicker to view the truck and all the mods and work done to it if you read this and want to make some kind of dumb comment about the price i listed don't because i will tell you to f off for real stay in your own lane you're safer there do not venture into my lane trying to play chicken with me there isn't enough time remaining for the games 22 000 cash or best offer this guy posted a video three weeks ago it's a real person never underestimated an old man who was also an air force veteran and was born in november yeah what does being born in november have to do with anything did what are you saying you follow us a lot astrological signs i'm confused taking up space where there isn't any is dangerous blocking people is equally dangerous there are more than one kind of dangerous jerk on the road if you do that to me be prepared to be challenged to pull over and personally talk about it one on one which none of you ever do you're all a bunch of cowards sitting in your car you're not so brave when you're standing on your own two feet i'm a firm believer that there's no personal responsibility or good behavior in this country anymore because nobody gets their teeth knocked out the cops do way too much where that's concerning nowhere near enough to keep people from being passive aggressive a-holes like you my friend and that's why you only have one one emoji laugh on your response because you're a human joke bro i have two shepherds people a block away can't even wipe their booty without raising the alarm 10 out of 10 would be a bad day for someone who broke in we have a baby gate that keeps them away from the front door whenever food or something gets delivered i'll leave the door open and let them go nuts just as a preview of what would happen if said delivery person decided to come back one night i highly doubt the dude delivering pizza is trying to stake out your house lmao he's probably thinking man it would be nice if this dude could like keep his dogs under control i'm making minimum wage plus tips here dog like i don't want to be bit i wonder if this aggressive beta would have screamed at a man without a mask like that too much anime and cnn i wish he talked like that oh man i so wish he'd talk like that to me like tomorrow bro i'd make him eat the mask and pick up my dog's poop with his mouth what are you two even talking about you're on tick-tock for christ's sakes at least i think this is tick-tock i love how you think i get no females little boy mate i'm six foot one i'm covered in tats and have an aussie accent living in europe and i'm a professional chef i'll let you go figure out how much snoozy i get you little blonde hair preteen girl clowning over here yeah i'm annoyed got a problem when someone is missing the very basics of argument and can't grasp very very simple logic i'll insult them indirectly i'm sorry but i just don't want to treat everyone i see online like a five-year-old toddler and explain to them a to z in a calm demeanor going gordon ramsay style sometimes is the move and it's pretty fun to be honest i'm so glad you have so many dislikes nah i've got 15 real ones nothing beats the real thing 16 now whoa one week later the magazine in the belt and the grim reaper hideo [ __ ] yes yes they are they're really doing it hey putin i made you a sandwich ah a knuckle sandwich this kid's obviously joking and that's why it's funny i dislike violence i like to think we are more involved in that but i'm tired of the good old boy crap put your hands on a woman hurtfully in my presence and you will learn the lesson your parents failed to teach you i'm sorry if i let anyone down by doing so bro you like scraped your knuckles on the ground and you gotta post this like calm down buddy i don't have anger but when i get it the devil shivers fit for the masses not for the few i love to put these to the test and i would to the extreme trail running in every condition sky running long fast wet money rocky icy mixed i'd even use these hunting i'm a swift traveling hunter covering great distances and extreme elevation changes so what's holding me back i'm too small size 6'5 although i'd even try these in a 7 with heavier weight socks at 5'5 with a 28 waist and 29 inseam i am a small athlete but i'm far from the only one smaller man like me i found to be among the most fierce cable and skilled adventurers too bad as these appeal greatly to the extreme conditions i seek at speeds that i'm constantly pushing no i do not recommend this product bro it's okay to be a short king like seriously they're short kings out there short kings are amazing but you're a short dwarf man who is very upset about his five-five hike calm down it's not a big deal who cares mama raised a soldier not a snitch yeah i eat cocaine for breakfast frick i really hate humidity why do you have like some 2006 emo band photo as your poster then the stars cannot reach you but beware they too have teeth wow the stars of teeth you say with archery awards and i own several martial arts belts so i don't need to worry about myself much i can certainly take care of myself very well and i laugh at people who think they might be my gravedigger an fyi i have a will that stipulates i prefer cremation it's better for the environment so more morons can inherit the earth just so you know i do care about you on some level hey bud there's a better way than cremation it's called uh you know planting yourself as a tree there you go there you go i have a daughter i couldn't imagine something like this happening to her so much so i broke a dude's jaw for knocking her over and laughing he wasn't able to laugh for months after that almost caught the case but it got deemed self-defense as i used the argument of him laughing afterwards that i didn't know if he would follow up with something else i didn't give him the chance and i would have done the time gladly no regrets i still chuckled the thought of him having to eat through a straw for months i got his name too thinking about paying him a visit he'll never forget my face if this really happened he probably would have sued you through the butt and you're living in a trailer now so cool awesome loki wants someone to swing at me so i can just let all this anger out bro i hate that this has 8 000 likes thank you tic toc thank you well we all know i'm not normal and since the crash i've gotten very angry and violent so for those stupid people in this world and the ones that did me wrong this face will be the last one you see i'm losing my mind and can't control them no more laugh now and joke about it but when i blow your freaking face off i'll be the one laughing and no snitch this wasn't directed to you and when i do i'll get you and eat you just like a vikings would have done hell it may not happen today tomorrow but i do know it will happen it's just a matter of time the whole world will fear me the devil and get crap on me i wanna drink of the blood from their skulls just remember no one can stop me but if you want to give it a shot i look forward to eating your insides it's truly the new evil this dude's gotta be joking and i could take him seriously like maybe he's one of those psychopath woodsy people but then he's got a giant pink butterfly right there you see that instant instantly lose all respect for you my dude nah cause i generally don't give a crap what he thinks he hasn't done anything that's matted in decades he's just coasting on own glory hold up you commented because you don't give a crap that seems uh to throw shade at things you ignore so you never said crap about something you didn't care about okay bro calm down no one cares about your opinion it's the internet that doesn't mean you have to share it let's just move on good to go drop the addi i will pummel the crap out of you if you want problems i'll take no prisoners you'll be toast disguise toast it's a great streamer just seamless segue let's start with a typical situation where everyone is within 10 feet of each other that's two steps during which time i'll have been swinging the bat you fail to understand the issue of initiative even if you have the gun you have to decide to use it during which time i've covered the distance and struck you with my bat on the arm or hand closest to the gun because i have initiative i always have an issue because my time scale is sub second my reflexes are astonishingly fast i can be to you before you can react every time proof is in history i have yet to lose a fight and most of my opponents went directly to the hospital and in all cases the weapon i used was some random object i picked up from station think beer mug think being hit in the left template with an empty beer mug at full swing force you're going down one hit my friend what'd you do roll a nat 20 on initiative nobody cares about your dnd stats get roasted by a nerd when you can't handle the shot lol what a snoozy i accidentally drank a shot of kerosene when i was eight year olds and didn't made those weird noises he do hahahaha you'd be dead you'd be dead shut up and stop talking have a nice life loser if you need someone to freak your wife let me and my friends know self-awareness is a hard one for you huh i got some stuff where i can do what the frick i want to you it's a simple ip log good luck with that buddy here come on over to the united states right in pennsylvania well next month i'll be in new york come on come on come again woman needs to make brave movement about herself i could never be that brave i would be i have a thing about injustice my life is meaningless i'll be the last one standing in the road let them shoot it would be very dangerous for someone like me in a situation like this why no one cares about you no one cares stop making this by yourself just stop stop you're crazy yeah i freaking know isn't it wonderful hello mr pug now that's truly terrifying that's not that's not bad but that's terrifying it looks like something out of a 50s monster movie

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Length: 17min 26sec (1046 seconds)

Published: Tue May 17 2022