r/HolUp - phew... WAIT

disclaimer hey you want to hear a joke uh sure your life my life isn't a joke jokes have meaning george no well good evening lottie's losses and louses may i just say like you look dandy fine delicious today and you probably smell just as nice welcome to the click and today we're gonna look at our slash hole up which is a little bit of a twister when you're driving along the road like a bam it wasn't wholesome after all uh that's pretty much the theme of this entire video so i do hope that you enjoy it get your caffeine and put out your socks on your ears and let's get started oh if you enjoyed these videos consider subscribing to channels free and can always ask for their time to see my favorite subscription a fortnight creator is buying thousands of acres of forest to stop it from being cut down i forgive you next move is to kidnap a hundred kiss and airdrop them in hunger games the reality show one game show i would love to make is just get a film crew get a bunch of flat earthers and give them budgets to try to find the edge and we can call the series flattening the curve ah see the only bad thing is that flat earth is kind of running out of trend that would have been such a good series it really fell flat razor tell us you're a gamer without telling us you're a gamer i like to scream racial slurs at minorities in my spare time i freaked your mother i never knew my mom was doing 12 year olds until i played cod online she denies it but how can they all be lying huh yeah mom the gamers weren't edgy after all it was a desperate call for help mike this turned really dark really quick whoops what are you gonna ask santa for my mom says santa's not real well my mom says you're not real oh will you ever be okay doc no that's just me product call of duty target audience actual audience pokemon target audience actual audience ketamine target audience actual audience isn't there a video game where you play as mr crab from spongebob and it's just a ketamine race some of the things created by humanity are truly beautiful you will never read a more beautiful social media posts in your life today i operated on a little girl she needed o minus blood we didn't have any but her twin brother had all minus blood i explained to him that it was a matter of life and death he sat quietly for a moment and then said goodbye to his parents i didn't think anything of it until after we took his blood and asked so when will i die he thought he was giving his life for hers oh thankfully they both died ah okay well uh save any saving a heartache for the family the family can't be in sorrow if the whole family is dead don't they usually say the competition is very cut throat but have you ever heard of cut nose competition no it's because it's when you compete with yourself and fail it's not just my everyday life dear police i am a white woman ah perfect protection that shirt is better than a vest i can eat eight times and not get tired man uh two to three times and they're gonna reboot like a 1995 windows computer you all need nine months to push out a baby i only need nine seconds yeah i nine seconds it's called efficiency baby yes indeed you you can do more naughties if they're really over quickly the white knight has been murdered by someone in this room yellow knight seems pretty sus what i agree with you red knight red knight oh yeah that's just me and among us but not because i painted myself but because of color blindness it's a struggle i can't tell white and cyan apart it's like uh one of the bright dudes vented hey mom dad texted he wants you to uh do something i'm still in the path be a darling and do it for me okay oh i see what happened man that cat gonna be ugly 12 31 20 20. you americans and your system of numetrix numer numer new it's garbage 12 31 2018 31 oh no it's like groundhog day we're just stopping stuck in an infinite loop at least this time we know when you know the forest fires and stuff are gonna happen so we can always uh prepare woo it's like inverse hindsight that actually works maybe 2020 mark ii ain't gonna be so bad hey look this dumb kid thinks it's gonna bring frosty to life idiot what a luther forgive me frosty phobia the fear that somewhere somehow a duck is watching you jimmy has an atia diana phobia man jimmy crack yeah he's really docked oh duck yeah hey timmy quickly duck so he doesn't see you i don't know if i'll make it y'all it's official not enough naughties can kill you having too little naughties increases the risk of a heart attack by more than two and a half times scientists have warned how do all popes make it past 50 you really don't want to know the answer to that one von they chose to pope for life two they chose putin for four years three potent has already met three popes oh loose brick old fireplace oh thank you grandpa oh the treasures of the past nobody can check your browser history fits in paper hey grandpa it's not moving is this one touch screen buying girls only fans versus watching the naughty hub is the equivalent of supporting small businesses versus big corporations look at your friend's butthole instead of strangers this holiday season ah yeah hey sub for sub this is like the 2020 version of exchanging picks or tinder but we pay each other when everybody robs your prego wife's belly saying congratulations but nobody tickles your boss saying good job my approval just failed me credit where credit is due he's a real baller ah look ashley this one's for you oh wow i'm free i'm finally free meanwhile as north pole uh sir it appears that number 451 has escaped activate his self-destructing plan it really is a red christmas this year santa's robes are red so you can't tell when elf blood is splattered on them um wholesome christmas hmm wonder where anime protagonist is anime protagonist who is this he actually looks better a japanese homeless person hire him what are you waiting for hire that man look at that he would be like japanese john wick have you seen that stuff duh what a waste boss you're fired me turns in my gun and badge boss you you're a waiter where did you get those oh the things you need to do in the line of service good sir beth broke up with me you know what they say there are plenty of humans on land you know what you're right i think a fish just swam into my butt it's kinda fishy you know the beautiful about being a fish you can never get those sweaty rings under your arms because you're in the ocean so everything is just wet life hacks get on a swing i'm higher than you me oh man i i seriously freaking doubt that stupid kid r slash ask reddit what's the best naughty position it's called wow it's when i flip your mom over i've never seen that one before this is actually good i can use this when i play call of duty god that doesn't see race just shoots everyone no life that's not how you're supposed to play the game that's kind of the equivalent of like hey that tree is on fire oh let's burn down the entire forest nothing can catch on fire if everything is already burned down party tupperware hey you like cheese so i tagged you that's coke did you think it was cheese i thought it was parmesan lol oh that would have been a very interesting family dinner and also quite expensive harry names his kid after two manipulative men and calls them brave hagrid who took care of harry like a second father throughout his entire school career harry a q [Music] i am so glad they marked up which ankle needed surgery i would have hated the woken up afterwards and found out they operated on the wrong one no no oh no the other one is gone i didn't even know don't you just hate it when you're gonna remove a leg and then remove the wrong one you wouldn't download a house man if i could i would it's like you wouldn't download a car yes i would if i could go on like get tesla.org and just download a card to my part i would i definitely would what people think alabama's like i love you brother what alabama's really like oh nice forests nice house nice waterfall i love you brother yay ho you see it's more than meets the eye so much more what you doing busy at work signing some paperworks liar i remember reading the news about that that they signed some kind of legislation underwater doing the pandemic ah so good you follow her she follows back you like a pic of her she likes a pic of you you send her a d-pick she sends one back oh yeah it's it's all coming together yes the whole package if you know what i'm ha hey wanna go out with me yes say yes no find my brother who's been missing for two and a half decades found him in a dumpster please i just want a gf did you get rid of your brother just so you could use this as a line is that that's not a strategy look what i found in my mother's room oh dear hey man i wouldn't watch that if i were you my mom santa always knows if you're naughty or nice me uses a vpn santa we can get around santa with vpn sponsor today but no no sadly not but if i did get a sponsor with a vpn i would definitely use that as a line for christmas freaking awesome have you been bad this year santa won't know that you're on the naught list if you use vpn vpn get presents today can i ask about the menu please the men i pleasure are none of your business no unless i become one of them when the baby looks like your husband and not only your co-workers yeah it's like russian roulette with with jeans someone in this monastery is not who they claim to be oh everybody is like and and the other the last one has some other bodily features that's kind of a twist when your dad is beating you for eating his pain pills but you can't feel the belt oh as i gazed into her eyes my knees got weak and i could feel the butterflies in my stomach i knew right there and then i poisoned the wrong glass we were playing dnd once with a few friends and one of my friends poisoned the drink of like the local mayor because we were doing a heist and they put it in the mead and the poison was basically a plague infested rat that they had squeezed out over the glass very gross i don't know how they didn't smell it and they did a roll to sneakily place the glass and they exchanged a glass with a mayor about the wrong way because they rolled the critical one and they drank it themselves and their character died that was the heist did you know that a piranha can devour a small child down to the bone in less than 30 seconds anyway i lost my job at the aquarium today no kidding thank you for smoking beckham williamson funeral home and crematory thank you for smoking bringing more business smoking's bad kids don't smoke a warning shot doesn't go to the face carl but how else are they supposed to see it if it isn't like in in the in the visual regions carl a big nose is not an excuse for no mask i mean i still wear underwear even though i have a big nose um then as fewer in 1934 20th of april 1889 marks the first time hitler was born first time what the kids asked if they could ride let it snow on the windows the bottom is what can be seen from the road tits no look what's wrong with our young generation duh it's like as they're asking for for nudes from the neighborhood oh outrageous when they say the baby looks just like you yeah oh sophia what a beautiful family run my dad when he comes into my room does take an interest in my video game but sees me customizing my 13 inch pp in cyberpunk chris is that your customer singularly chris 13-inch lollipop crash how do you view lesbian relationships with full hd it's important to see the modern issues through a uh clear lens so we can properly address the challenges in our modern society can i get your signature give me a pencil oh no i'm sorry when i tell someone that i'm colorblind that's interesting points at objects this is way too relatable oh my god i mentioned i was colorblind half half the memes on the subreddit are like ah retwee we post this because click can't read it and everything is just like swedes are smelly cliquey wiki is not that thicky and all kind of offensive stuff i'm kidding i love you all deeply i hate it when i hate it when my dog and cat stole my fridge i hate it when i go outside and someone randomly throws a fridge at me when you have no milk for your cookie a cookie monster no a bad cookie monster naughty holy freaking boss and his girlfriend sauce calm down boys i'm one of you oh no oh why no the toy story universe the like the lore around it offers some really uncomfortable twists ho ho murdering all of those kids those very naughty naughty trains get cold the world's oldest condom dates back to the 1640s i heard it was welshman who invented it first from a sheep's intestine then the british defined the idea by taking it out of the sheep first don't lift it like this use your legs and that's how you transport your neighbors remains bro you ever think about how fricked up those fake mating calls are used in hunting imagine a girl dming you come to my place and you pull up and get shot by a dude in a camo jacket imagine you chilling with your moose homies and you hear a woman moose saying who's gonna come to me and you'd be like [ __ ] i guess that's gonna be me and your boys are like fam that's a bit sus um [ __ ] don't be doing that and you're like bro you're just jealous and then you just get capped on your way to deliver that moose peepee being a moose is a struggle why was this my [ __ ] little girls in his basement oh god some so many things about about childhood and everything is just so cursed it's so bad when you're staying up late to catch santa and you see his health bar up here oh yes santa you're gonna get it now for not giving me that nintendo gamecube i wanted for my 25th birthday please keep my family in your thoughts we found out that my uncle is addicted to viagra my aunt has been taking it hard ah i sue ooh sneaky rascal when a guy tells me he owns a gun i'm like uh oh what's wrong with your peepee last time i tried to use my pee pee on a home intruder i got in way more trouble the cops were pretty upset the intruder needed counseling i'm on a list just use a gun i just imagine someone charging naked like yeah home defense my mate just saw the chernobyl documentary he actually grew up in ukraine in the 1980s and was able to count at least eight historical inaccuracies on one hand and what efficiency stacy bobby where's your homework the dog ate it but but the homework was to make a chocolate sculpture oh because dogs are allergic to chocolate that took a dark turn i bet it's just as dark as the chocolate just relax take a deep breath and tell mommy and daddy which plate of brownies you left out santa don't need a sledge to be flying high this year i couldn't sleep last night because my neighbors were doing the naughties again yeah remember class anything can be art except what bobby do today bobby drew a picture of goku making love to spider-man bobby has created the opposite of art shame bobby let me shoot my spider gucci no no nope well ladies and gentles and lobsters i do hope you enjoyed this video down below and i will see you in the next video take care you

Channel: The Click

Views: 1,724,440

Rating: 4.9392843 out of 5

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: XzSPmqk9uM4

Length: 17min 22sec (1042 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 19 2020