r/HolUp - ALL Toys are Alive....

disclaimer we can steal your man shouty in the back look like she gonna steal the declaration of independence ah yes if you commit a crime you're gonna get the cage well good evening ladies losses and losses and welcome to the click how are you doing today beautiful today we're gonna look at something that is almost as beautiful as you but not quite we're gonna look into our slash whole up which is like when something is going just right and it's gonna be bad not really no too bad enjoy and if you do enjoy do a plot twist and subscribe to click covet is no joke one former patient was so brain damaged afterwards he thought he won an election he lost by seven million votes it was a great start to this video robin hood steals from the rich to give to the poor poor person gee thanks i'm rich now robin hood you're freaking what yeah isn't that kind of ironic he just steals back and forth between people he's basically the wealth version of just ping-ponging just enjoying a cool glass of people juice that sounds really bad out of context oh my fox 6 news an alligator is swimming in a florida lake with a knife in his head i'm pretty sure whoever pulls the knife from that gator's head gets to be the new king of florida excaligator this is just amazing pun material not gonna lie there is nothing quite like swedish apple must made from her steplin not sponsored by the way i stalked this astrology twitter for about a week and i told her i was a vegro and she let me smash because she thought he was compatible little does she know i'm a freaking scorpio i'm a pow universe just aligned your cheeks and this pb wanna know how i know for a fact all this horoscope [ __ ] is a bunch of bullshite you all keep commenting this is exactly what a scorpio would do about dumb [ __ ] because i'm a capricorn oh that's so good oh my god i wish this was my twitter my twitter is a complete train wreck dad i want to punch you in the eye with a rusty fork well this is awkward i didn't mean to text this year hi dad lol hi kitty don't forget to wear gloves keep the fingerprints off the fork even if it is a rusty one my favorite part of this is how you don't even question who it is the last i know the last i can say during the interrogation support your kids um i'm sorry main contained traces of what maine contained traces of peanuts oh that's this goose tank and human flesh extra protein forget area 51 we need to know the secrets within february 26th stormed the vatican or the pope us that he can more like vadi don't jesus that was sucked oh wow my cat really likes you and that's kids is how i met your mother yeah and that's how furries are made introvert extrovert questions are so funny because they're always like van where are you happiest a reading a book by myself in the dark while crying b snorting cocaine off a park bench with 80 of my closest friends how about both 400 calories of oil 400 calories of chicken 400 calories a vegetable 400 calories of oil oil freedom a dream babies kick pregnant moms all the time but oh i do it one time and i'm the one arrested that's right kids reach for your dream dream i think i think you got this wrong you need to be inside the lady to do to do it legitimately oh oh my god it's the bigfoot um again this tiny winner see anything cool lately no shut up what kind of stat is this nuni has not seen father since 1996 what seems like a relevant fact to put on like uh like a like a basketball card wait i thought you said it was b day oh no [Music] wouldn't that have been great though if we could just resolve all the world's conflict with cake put a candle in your butt and call it a birthday cake well that might resolve some issues too told my cousin he got me pregnant as an april fools joke he was scared of lemao why was he scared conversation between a couple and their dickish teenage son in front of me at ralph's son mom your arms are gross dad hey be nice son i'm being honest mom is silent grabs a magazine and places it on the conveyor belt son naughty tips ew mom no i want to have the naughties with you dad i do me i do cashier i do bagger i do cashier next in line i do guy in front of line waiting for bags i do old man behind me i do his wife i do that boy will never forget the day that most of the store confessed to wanting to bang his mom this is like some kind of yo mama joke but inversed i kinda like it yo um she's online bro what should i do send nudes you first send it to her idiot unless maybe that was the game all along imagine that like hey bro can you be my wingman like of course of course bro for who for you you're my only wingman bro bro that jokes my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me i was under arrest on suspicion of being good and bad after two minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence me swallows a tablet without water everyone else at the samsung store how to properly shoplift the samsung store they won't even find it if they like do do the padding down the only problem is getting it out abort i kind of butchered this but i think the translation is something like legalize abortion for the ones of us who couldn't and that even just wait what the [ __ ] coral young actors who quietly passed away this year i wish lol what i was playing a game i got a nice headshot everyone started screaming uh what game a chess tournament take this queen right to the iq slime bro me and jessica just broke up why we fought last night about me drinking with you lately so she let me choose love or my friends oh so you mean to say you chose friends over love no man i chose lava i love you bro this library at jail is basically the dream fun fact about this library if a fire starts in the library all the oxygen leaves the building killing all who are inside in order to protect the rare books seems about right humans are the mere creator of knowledge you cannot distinguish the flame with within no i have no idea where that was going but it sounded creepy as hell ever wonder why girls don't go to the bathroom alone well oh life hacks that's why you don't have to touch the toilet seat everyone at schrodinger's funeral looking at his coffin okay that's kind of funny someday a person is going to die in a self-driving car and the car is just gonna keep driving with a dead body in it now a person dies in a normal car and the car crashed into whatever's in its path yeah this is a hell of a lot better than a catastrophe that currently happens hey kids look it's grandma just pulled up to the house scenes that precedes dramatic events when the deodorant says 48 hours but you eat it in 6 minutes speed you will never smell bad again bad breath drown that bad boy with some deodorant buy today click click merge drink deodorant now disclaimer don't do this you you're you're responsible for your own stupid stuff i'm not american sorry that sounded really mean it feels like one of those things where it says on the box like not for consumption unless oh this is so much fun i can't remember the last time i was blindfolded oh wait yes i do i'm re-watching johnny bravo oh dear i sometimes i wonder if the creators of children's shows just just put squeeze these little hints in there these little easter eggs some of the parents are watching the show together with the kids something like this would never register with a kid they were just like whoosh but then the parent is sitting and the little kid is like mommy why are you laughing like oh it's just a really nice cartoon there courtney isn't the internet wonderful i have seen horrible things i am gay i'm not actually gay my my boyfriend took my phone and tweeted that a foreigner saying americans don't use the metric system me with a nine millimeter and five grams in my pocket does this literally mean that the that the metric system in america is like illegal i have a gun and i'm not afraid to use it if you say it instead of doing it you're clearly afraid to use it yeah don't live in fear man believe in yourself believe in yourself you can do it oh my oh take the sh take your shot trying is the first step towards failure remember wow elderly neighbor gave me their son's old pc found these gems on it the nostalgia is real bloodline age of empires all ages scrolls shock system but this is so good gay furry noddies mafia the ultimate doom max payne childhood a british woman who knew her baby girl would die shortly after birth carried the baby to terms so she could donate to infants organs and save others lives she only lived for 74 minutes but achieved more than some do in a lifetime imagine getting not only spawn kill but also looted in your first hour that just sounds like me playing pub g for the first time i'm home i missed you so much i missed you too me gets down on one ear girlfriend oh my god oh my god it's finally happening oh my god oh my god me falls over girlfriend the poison is kicking in a couple goals whoa when relationships get toxic it's not good for anyone crush i just get a four inches on my hair me so crush it's four inches it's a lot me on halloween we dress up as skeletons but every other day of the year our skeletons dress up as us cop you know you have the right to remain silent right the right too doesn't mean i have to hashtag spreading amazing facts a cop trying to distract a girl from her dad dying in a car crash don't scroll without liking okay say that or finish off there i'm gonna have some more swell swells you wake up you're still a lizard sunny on a red rock it was all a dream the concept of selling feed picks to pay back student loans is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them time to eat a bug that sounds like a vibe of a lifestyle so much so much easier give me six shots of whiskey six shots what's the occasion my first bj well in that case let me give you a seventh on the house no offense if but if six shots won't get rid of the taste nothing will kermit costs 9 11. not really much of a fan theory though since it's unintentionally canon edit realize this should be explained in the 2002 film it's a very merry puppet christmas movie there is support when angels shows kermit an alternate reality where he was never born for whatever reason the adverse didn't really think about it and continue to use footage with their twin towers still standing in the scene however there aren't there in the original universe therefore something that kermit did in his life did in fact cause 911 and muppet lore i was just at burger king and this dude was arguing with the gay cashier about his order and for some reason the cashier said see this is the reason all you straight men are trash and the dude said wrong again [ __ ] i like pee pee too the whole time i'm in the corner like whoa and then they got married and lived hopefully over after and could eat happy meals ever oh no it's burger king they were both kings in their household roses are red but something is wrong i met my wife on ancestry.com keep the best genes within the family howard can you hear me blink once for yes twice for now just kidding your eyelids burned off in the fire come on howard that was funny i can only communicate in tears isn't that just a vibe or slash ask reddit what is the dumbest thing your government has done in the last 20 years deleted china what a beautiful moment my two-year-old you saw joe biden on tv and said mommy that's the man who levitates at the foot of my bed every night oh a doctor i have some very bad news you have a very rare disease me what how rare a doctor you get to name it yeah glass is half full uh your name is gonna go down in history uh you're not but there yeah i caught two kids smoking pot outside my office fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office down with done with the kitties i loved growing up with the internet in the early 2000s i played flash games i took care of neopets i saw a beheading video when i was 12 i made friends on myspace ah they were all equally positively impactful a teacher draw your family tree the alabama kids [Applause] have a safe weekend oh no oh no oh no why are you saying oh no there's a recent economist there would you rather whoever took it have unsafe naughties the pin oh no i don't know who is the more um smoothy brain person here the the one who pinned it or the one who took it i told my psychiatrist i have suicidal thoughts so now he's making me pay in advance oh my what just just admitting you suck at your job and he has a new doll this new toy story movie really blows thank you click you're welcome click you deserve all the sl hands hand slappies cocaine tick tock is addictive makes you dahmer is used by teenagers steals your data and sends it to the chinese government oh i see what you're trying to say here i see okay fair fair point i pay my daughter r20 for washing dishes but now that she is sleeping i just stole it she has to learn earlier crime rate is high in this country that's right raise your children like literally wrong but lgbt imagine not supporting lgbt in 2020 in pakistani government we don't have to imagine [Music] oh this planet looks like a nice place to meteor please kill us all aim for my butt please oh my god we are so gross at this point we even make the extinction events uninterested meat clown i show this picture to my boyfriend and ask jokingly if he would everything to cut a hole in his mouth and do the bologna clown and he told me he already does a bologna clown while patting me me on my back happy valentine do babies grow on their own or do we need to interact with them i forgot to look at the group name and i was genuinely concerned lol the sims mobile coming oh my god underage me at the bar my dad with his secret gf my sister dancing topless ooh my mate has just seen the chernobyl documentary he actually grew up in ukraine in the 1980s and was able to count at least eight historical inaccuracies on one hand oh my evolution works fast i don't want to die a virgin done nothing happened you are immortal now oh come on that's such a call like oh why you gotta do me like this the washington post seven actors who could become the black panther after chadwick boseman one robert downey jr tropic thunder is a surprising good move it's really fun you should you should watch it it's it's it's good me it takes a shot at the guy i took it from he's like i don't give a [ __ ] g so give it back my teacher got angry because i asked him when the next robbery is nadis gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house oh my okay well it's true help i'm drowning in my own toilet juices uh we have maybe a slot like uh next march time to put into practice everything my father taught me what did your father steve nailed the grass tyson just to be clear if you carefully removed and laid end to end all the veins arteries and capillaries in your body you will die i am so glad taylor swift become a legend i remember in high school my math teacher watched like let's see where she is in 13 years and here we are 13 years later with taylor being a legend and my math teacher being in jail for sleeping with students bless well that was kind of a twist all right dan has this uh school girl fantasy it's a pretty common one i uh i just feel uncomfortable wearing the dress hmm embrace it my god this is just what my entire fan base want film fanboy hooters fantasy principle your son was caught with alcohol at school and he said his best friend gave it to him dad he he thinks i'm his best friend oh that's like an unwholesome wholesome moment it's beautiful that's pretty much this entire channel i do hope you enjoyed this video you look beautiful today if you enjoyed it please consider this video and i will see you in the next video take care [Music]

Channel: The Click

Views: 739,190

Rating: 4.9663954 out of 5

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: bUbJ6BtlIiQ

Length: 17min 32sec (1052 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 25 2021