EVERYBODY.
GIVE IT UP FOR THE GREATEST BAND ON TELEVISION, LOUIS CATO AND
THE LATE SHOW BAND. BEFORE WE GO OI WANT TO TALK
ABOUT SOMETHING WE STARTED JUST THIS WEEK.
FOR THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE SHOW, YOU KNOW WE HAVE
LAUNCHED A CHARITY DRIVE. IT'S ON THIS T-SHIRT.
IT'S CALLED THE "IS POTATO" T-SHIRT.
AND YOU ALSO GET "IS POTATO" MUG.
"IS POTATO." ALL THE SALES FROM THIS GO TO
WORLD CENTRAL AND WHICH OUR FRIEND JOSE ANDRES.
YOU GO RIGHT THERE, AND GREAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
A FANTASTIC CHRISTMAS PRESENT RIGHT THERE.<i>
( APPLAUSE )</i> AND WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN, AND
THEIR EFFORTS TO FEED THE DISPLACED PEOPLE OF UKRAINE
DURING THIS TERRIBLE WAR, WHICH IS NOW REACHING ITS TENTH MONTH.
AND I'M PROUD TO SAY, OVER JUST THE LAST TWO DAYS, YOU PEOPLE
OUT THERE HAVE RAISED OVER $100,000 BY BUYING THESE
T-SHIRTS. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
NICE THINGS. >> Louis: THAT'S AMAZING.
>> Stephen: ONE OF THE NICE THINGS TO DO ON THIS SHOW IS BE
ON STAGE WITH THE TALENT ASKED AMAZING PEOPLE, BUT THE AMAZING
THING TO DO A SHOW WITH AN AUDIENCE LIKE YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. LOVELY BOSS-- WE HAVE LOVELY
BOSSES, DON'T WE, TOM? <i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i>
THEY'RE LIKE MAN'S BEST FRIEND WHO NEVER ASKS YOU TO HELP THEM
MOVE. AND BECAUSE I LOVE DOGS, I ALSO
LOVE MY SEGMENT "RESCUE DOG RESCUE," WHERE WE HELP FIND
HOMES FOR REAL RESCUE PUPPIES. AND I'M PROUD TO SAY THAT SO
FAR, WE HAVE A PERFECT RECORD OF EVERY SINGLE DOG WE'VE FEATURED
GETTING ADOPTED! THAT'S RIGHT, 100% SUCCESS--
WHICH, IN DOG MATH, IS 700%. THAT'S WHY I'M SO EXCITED TO
ANNOUNCE IT'S TIME FOR A SPECIAL HOLIDAY EDITION OF "RESCUE DOG
RESCUE"! <i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).</i>
♪ ♪ ♪ LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA♪ WELCOME TO "RESCUE DOG RESCUE."
HERE'S HOW SHE WORKS: WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOW YOU SOME
ADORABLE PUPPIES THAT ARE ACTUALLY UP FOR ADOPTION THROUGH
NORTH SHORE ANIMAL LEAGUE AMERICA.
AND TO MAKE SURE THESE LITTLE DOGS FIND A HOME, WE HAVE MADE
UP A SERIES OF FLATTERING LIES ABOUT EACH OF THEM TO MAKE YOU
WANT TO ADOPT THEM EVEN MORE. NOW, IF ONLY, IF ONLY THERE WERE
NOW, IF ONLY, IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME CELEBRITIES WILLING TO HELP
ANDERSON COOPER AND ANDY COHEN! OH, MY GOD!<i>
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i> FEALS!
WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> WE SPEND ALL DECEMBER CAMPED OUT IN DOWNTOWN
>> YEAH, JUST IN CASE THE BALL DROPS EARLY.
>> Stephen: REALLY? >> NO, STEPHEN!
WE'RE LYING TO PROVE WE CAN HELP YOU LIE ABOUT THESE DOGS.
>> Stephen: OKAY, BUT YOU NEVER LIE WHEN YOU'RE REPORTING AT
CNN, RIGHT? >> ABSOLUTELY, I LIE ONLY FOR
PUPPIES. >> Stephen: OKAY, GREAT TO
HEAR IT. LET'S DO IT.
FIRST UP: HELLO! IT'S OKAY!
IT'S OKAY! FIRST UP, THIS IS PIXIE!
DUE TO A TICKETMASTER ERROR, PIXIE ACTUALLY GOT THE ENTIRE
FRONT ROW FOR THE UPCOMING TAYLOR SWIFT TOUR!<i>
( LAUGHTER )</i> SELL THE TICKETS AND RETIRE
TOMORROW! >> WELL, THIS IS JUDAH.
JUDAH KNOWS HOW TO THROW THE PERFECT CELEBRATION FOR HANUKAH.
AND EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE: HE KNOWS HOW TO SPELL IT.
LOVE YOU! >> Stephen: OH!
THERE YOU GO! >> THIS IS WOLFY BLITZER.
THIS LITTLE GUY IS A TOTAL NEWSHOUND AND AN IMPARTIAL
JOURNALIST. HE DOESN'T SEE RED STATES OR
BLUE STATES, BECAUSE DOGS ARE COLORBLIND.
>> Stephen: THIS-- OH, HOLD ON, KRINGLE.
THERE YOU GO. THIS IS KRINGLE.
KRINGLE WOULD-- HELLO! KRINGLE WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT
CHRISTMAS PRESENT BECAUSE HE IS ADORABLE, CUDDLY AND, ALSO, A
FULLY FUNCTIONING PLAYSTATION 5. DON'T ASK WHERE THE PLUG GOES.
>> THIS FELLA IS YUKON. YUKON HAS BEEN SPECIALLY TRAINED
TO CLEAN UP ALL THE DISHES AFTER YOUR HOLIDAY DINNER, AND HE
PROMISES TO ONLY HUMP SOMEONE'S LEG IF YOU NEED A DISTRACTION
WHEN YOUR UNCLE CARL SAYS SOMETHING RACIST.<i>
( LAUGHTER )</i> IT'S OKAY!
IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY!
KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU. >> AND BREAKING NEWS: WE HAVE A
VERY SPECIAL RESCUE DOG SILVER FOX!
THIS IS SILVER FOX. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS REGGIE, A
12-YEAR-OLD TERRIER MIX. REGGIE IS A MATURE DOG, WHICH
MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM CHEWING ON YOUR
FURNITURE, AND HE WON'T JUDGE YOU FOR THAT LOUD GROAN YOU MAKE
WHEN YOU SIT ON THE COUCH. LET'S GO BACK HERE, RICHEY.
>> Stephen: OH! OH!
HOLD ON THERE, FELLA! THERE YOU GO!
THIS IS GLITTER. ADOPT HIM AND HE'LL SAVE YOU A
FRONT-ROW SPOT FOR NEW YEARS IN TIMES SQUARE.
HE DOESN'T MIND GETTING THERE EARLY BECAUSE, UNLIKE THE REST
OF THE CROWD, HE'S USED TO PEEING IN THE STREET.
>> THIS IS ROXANNA. I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE ROXANNA
IS THE FIRST CAST MEMBER OF THE BRAND-NEW BRAVO SERIES "REAL
HOUSEPETS OF NEW YORK." HER TAGLINE IS "I MAY BE A DOG,
BUT THIS BITCH IS NO MAN'S BEST FRIEND."<i>
( LAUGHTER )</i> >> HEY, HOW'S IT GOING.
>> THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU, TOO. >> I KNOW!
FINALLY, THIS IS SPICE. SPICE WANTS TO SPEND NEW YEAR'S
EVE WITH YOU WATCHING THE BALL DROP, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T BRING
UP THE FACT THAT HE HIMSELF NO LONGER HAS ANY DROPPABLE BALLS.
>> Stephen: WELL, THAT DOES IT FOR "RESCUE DOG RESCUE"!
ALL THESE DOGS ARE UP FOR ADOPTION THROUGH NORTH SHORE
ANIMAL LEAGUE AMERICA. HEAD TO THEIR SITE OR SCAN THE
Q.R. CODE RIGHT THERE FOR MORE INFO.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANDY COHEN AND ANDERSON COOPER.
STICK AROUND.
