r/Entitledparents "NICE TABLET, HAND IT OVER!"

I think that your grandmother has gifted you with a drawing tablet and minecraft on PC give them to my son he says that bother you Oh slash intended veterans our first story we'll be reading today entitled mom attempts to take my Christmas present from user loon X fright wolf after that entitled girlfriend wants me to risk my life to see her from user metallica 'the after that my end was an entitled parent from user zelda spell factory and then we'll be wrapping up with no lady I didn't steal my phone from user Kansas day Lily thank you so much to our authors for letting us read your stories and if you're an author who would like me to read your stories next please submit them to the our / mr. reddit subreddit and if you're new don't forget to subscribe and turn on notifications for new stories every single day entitled mom attempts to take my Christmas present hey mister read it I know it's not actually Christmas time but I really want to share this story mobile just mobile let's set the scene so for Christmas my grandma bought me a drawing tablet and minecraft for the switch afterwards we head back to my house for the other half of the family to come over our cast we've got bratty kid we've got entitled and we've got the bratty kids nice sister and we've got me loon X bratty kid and his sister were in my room and at some point bratty kid went downstairs he came back up with my new 200 dollar drawing tablet that my grandma had got me that morning hey Lou next what's this me looking over to see what he has a drawing tablet go put it back can I have it what the heck absolutely not bratty kid starts to cry why not it's Christmas you have to give me something yeah and it will be a black eye bratty kids sister says this is why you're my favorite cousin loon X then I hear it the footsteps my water starts shaking like Jurassic Park and I realized the mistake I made entitled mom from the hall excuse me what do you mean black I your son seems to think he owns my brand-new drawing tablet it's his he brought it to show you what he can draw not true how would he show me with the tablet you mean the tablet with no screen just give it to him he deserves it more than you sorry but no go entitled mom cuts me off yuck bratty kid points to my new Minecraft cartridge it's that block game you like ready kids sister so since you were so mean to him he should at least have that entitled mom leave now fine come on bratty kid and bratty kid sister bratty kid sister leaves but bratty kid tries to grab the tablet again I grab him and push him down the steps and out the front door everyone was in the kitchen at the other end of the house so I don't know if any of them know what happened that edit for clarification just in case the tablet my grandma bought didn't have a screen because you're supposed to look at the computer in order to draw on whatever application it's compatible with files are stored on said computer that's why I knew how much bratty kid and entitled mom or biessing besides everything else in this story next we've got entitled girlfriend wants me to risk my life to see her hi mr. reddit and our er me love your videos and the voices and thought I would share this story of entitled girlfriend I am on PC so my apologies for the format and spelling backstory this was back when I was a security guard at a college campus two years ago I was at work readying myself for a Friday night and a weekend when I got a call from my dad informing me of a storm headed to my city Waterloo Canada and said I should stay at my best friend who lives five minutes away from where I work I should also mention that I was dating a very entitled girlfriend that was nice one minute but turns into a Karen in a blink of an eye if she did not get her way our cast we've got me heavy-metal lover we've got BFF my bestie and we've got entitled girlfriend the storm was intense as I was chillin with my BFF hanging out and having a good time BFF so Metallica are you going to be here all weekend that's the plan this storm is going to obliterate my area and the neighbor at home is having issues with his blower oh give me a second it's entitled girlfriend hello entitled girlfriend in a pleasant voice hey baby just wondering if you're gonna come over this weekend I miss you I can't this weekend sorry entitled girlfriend in the mr. edit Karen voice what what do you mean I'm currently storm stay and Waterloo and the roads are terrible so I'm at my BFFs place that'd be safe and you know not die due to a car accident the weekends should be reserved for me I am your girlfriend and you are skilled driver I will do spend a night with my man what the heck is your issue if you really cared you would understand my safety concerns and yes even with my skill the driving there are other drivers who aren't as gifted of my skill that doesn't mean anything you have snow tires on your car you can dawn well come here to see me I'm not risking my life to drive an hour and a half to your place especially if you're being like this end of story hangs up BFF Wow she has no concept next time she calls let me tell her what's up the phone rings speak of the devil half adder BFF what do you want this time who the heck are you where is my boyfriend is here safe with me not going anywhere because he is smart unlike you listen here you check it is my job to keep him safe not yours so buzz off and let me talk to him you failed to see that he doesn't want to talk to you right now give me the phone he hands the phone to me entitled girlfriend you listen and you listen to me well I am NOT she cuts me off you are gonna come here or so help me how about you shut up for a change I am not risking my life end of story and if you can't understand that this relationship is over but but I just want to spin time with you not happening why can't you just drive slowly and take back roads here I guess you can't see that no means no goodbye and don't call me ever again I hang up the phone keeps ringing constantly as I kept ignoring until I got annoyed I thought I told you not to call me I saw snow blow drive by my place now you can come here no as a matter of fact I don't think this relationship is working out I'm breaking up with you because you are too much of an entitled jerk that doesn't care about the safety of others that also being me goodbye entitle the girlfriend and if you contact me again I will be notifying the authorities fine have fun with your friend just know that you will never find anyone like me that's the point I don't want another psycho entitled person like you hangs up the rest of the night goes away better BFF and I hang out and the next day we went bowling and drinking and it turned out to be the best weekend ever despite it being cold and a massive blizzard mr. reddit I give you full permission to read this on YouTube and to please let me know of when it's posted so I can listen and enjoy next we've got my and was an entitled parent this story is a little long sorry the entitled kids did so much during a family dinner that it was hard to shorten the story if you want to read it on a video feel free I have other stories about my family but this one is the best example of their entitlement I have an aunt who had her kids late in life she is 10 years younger than my parents I had kids early well in my early 20s so her kids are about the age of my kids my husband and I moved so we lived near my aunt when I was pregnant with my middle child not purposely to be near her but we had a good job offer near her we thought it would be nice to have family close by my mother came into our town for a visit she decided it would be fun to have a family dinner at a restaurant I told my mother that unless we had a private room she could count us out aunts kids had horrible behavior at home and worst behavior in public my mom thought I was being judgmental and overreacting to very minor bad behavior she was sure that aunt would not let her children run amok in a restaurant right after we got there aunts oldest kid entitled son and her daughter entitled daughter opened for individual packs of graham crackers after they smashed them into crumbs then they started throwing the crumbs at people my oldest son hates to have anything between his shirt and his skin entitled son but a handful of crumbs down his shirt my son was not amused and I had to take him to the bathroom to get the crumbs off of him crumbs stuck to the inside of his shirt but I had a spare shirt in the car for just this kind of thing entitled son also threw crumbs at the server who took our drink order right after we ordered drinks entitled son and entitled daughter started running around the room my older to a and his little sister B just watched them and wondered what they were doing a and B knew that if they joined entitled son and entitled daughter I would take them home or at least punished them when we got home no videos are no favorite video for a week no dessert etc when the server came in with our drinks entitled daughter was doing cartwheels in the empty space in the room all the tables were pushed together for our party when he saw the server entitled son ran over clearly intending to push her and try to make her drop the tray of he pulled this stunt the last time I ate at a restaurant with my aunt's family I grabbed entitled son on his way to the server and stopped him the server was able to deliver our drinks without a problem and was furious that I stopped entitled son from doing what he wanted I don't remember exactly what she said but she was very upset with me didn't I know that entitled son was such a wonderful and gifted child but he should be allowed to do whatever he wanted the meal didn't get better from there as we waited for food entitled son and daughter dropped packets of jelly kept on the table in a little basket and ate it with their fingers entitled son and entitled daughter opened packets of jelly kept on the table in a little basket and ate it with their fingers they ran around the room screaming they even wiped jelly in my mother's hair on purpose and let them go to the bathroom alone my kids also had to go so I went with them the brats didn't know I was right behind them when they started looking under the stall doors one poor lady was super upset by it any reasonable person would be I had to hold their hands on the way back to the table they kept trying to go over to tables and stick their fingers into other people's food and drinks they actually managed to do this at one table before I realized they were doing it my mother had to pay for that tables food to keep the manager from throwing us all out as some of my great aunts and great uncles were with us my mother didn't want us to be thrown out when the food came entitled son and entitled daughter refused to use silverware at ages 4 and 6 they knew how to use it they just didn't want to they drowned everything they ate in syrup and then ate it with their fingers entitled son filled a small plate with syrup and tried to lick it up off the plate and thought it was cute after the kids were done eating I took all four of them back to the bathroom and washed their hands I held entitled son and entitled daughter by the wrists so they could not go bother people as the adults were finishing their meals and chatting I look over to see that entitled son entitled daughter and my kids except for the baby had gotten up from the table entitled son and inside all daughter were kneeling on the floor and I heard a whispering that they were going to be in big trouble if they didn't stop I need my mother and pointed to the kids she was closer to them and I wasn't going to deal with this unless my own kids were part of it when I heard a say that he and B were not part of it and that they told entitled son and entitled daughter not to do it I went over and titled son and entitled daughter had covered about one square yard of the wall with jelly and honey it was ground into the carpet where they dropped it they had emptied the baskets from our tables we had moved them over to the empty table in the room so that we had room for our food that held packets of jelly and honey at least a dozen empty containers were sitting on the floor my aunt tried to say that my kids had somehow made her kids do this I proposed a sticky hands test to see who actually was involved I knew that all of them had washed their hands just a few minutes before and all of their uneaten food was in to go boxes my favorite great-aunt volunteered to check their hands so that aunt would not blame me or say that my mother was lying to keep my kids out of trouble sure enough both a and B had clean hands entitled son and entitled daughter were covered with jelly and honey up to their wrists and tried to say that they had never done that before so they shouldn't be punished because she didn't think to tell them not to paint the walls with jelly that might have been believable except for entitled son he told his mom that they had done it at another location of this restaurant just a few days before she told them it was okay and even opened the packets for them she got very red-faced after her six-year-old said this she took them to the bathroom and and left we were all done after that it pretty much broke up the my mom paid for the other tables food and tip along with our own bill she spoke to the manager about the wall and paid $50 for the cleanup she also gave a huge tip to our server later my mother was just astounded when she thought about the whole experience she could not believe that aunt would let her kids act that way she also could not believe that aunt didn't offer to pay for cleaning and damages or for the other tables dinner and did call my mother about the dinner she my aunt was upset that we all picked on her kids didn't we know that it was all a and beasts fault aunt was positive that a and B somehow put entitled kids up to doing it all even though entitled kids said that it was their own idea and that a and B kept telling them not to do it my mother never again thought it was strange that we didn't spend a lot of time with my aunt after that we mostly saw aunt when my mother came to visit I don't know what my mother said to aunt after that but I am sure that her displeasure was vividly clear to my aunt about a month later my mom called me and said I would never guess what happened aunt tried to take her kids in to that same restaurant again and they were told to leave and and her kids were banned from all locations of the restaurant chain aunt called my mother to get sympathy and see if I was banned too my mother said that aunt deserved it and I didn't my kids were not the ones behaving abominably I think aunt managed to go almost a whole month without talking to my mother after this and our final story of the day no lady I didn't steal my phone hello mister read it some days it really doesn't pay to pick up the phone some background about five years ago I found myself back in college and working two jobs for a grown woman that left me precious little time to do my assignments or take care of my family I also kept a landline at home with the number I have had since 1998 it was hooked up to my fax machine for one of my jobs and I always answered it so one afternoon I had a term paper due and was blessed with three hours to myself to work on it about 20 minutes in the phone rings and our story begins the cast is crazy old lady nice policemen and me hello oasis you're not Tom no I'm not no one named Tom here you have the wrong number she hangs up I go back to it 30 seconds later the phone rings again hello who is this what number are you calling she rattled off my phone number back to me but in our state we have about four area codes I asked her which one she is using telling her that I am in his city about 150 miles away from the one she is in really at this point I can tell she is very old and is having trouble understanding the problem what I didn't know is that she was as simple-minded and stubborn as a mule I didn't dial it wrong my son put his number in the phone for me he gave me this phone when he bought it you had his phone you stole his phone what no lady I've had this number for over 15 years this is a landline in my home in another town I'm sorry but you are confused she says many colorful words about my upbringing and general thieving nature I hang up she called back almost seven times in ten minutes most of the conversations were about how I had stolen poor Tom's phone and how she was going to find me and mess you up until you're gone I just kept repeating that the area code was wrong she needed to hand dial it and to stop wasting my time the next time she called I got her to tell me her name and then told her if she called me one more time she would regret it and hung up on her she immediately called back to scream more insults at me what she didn't know as I had gone online to find the phone number for her local police station my next call was to them hello this is the police how can we help you hi officer I'm Kansas daylily and I live in my town for the last hour I've had a little old lady from your town calling me over and over looking for her son she sounds very confused and upset and I'm afraid she is having a stroke or maybe has mixed up her medications could you have an officer check on her her name is crazy old lady and her son is Tom I'm scared for her she simply will not listen and really seems in crisis of course thank you we'll do an elder check on her right away I set back and waited to see if this would be the end of it nope 10 minutes later an incandescent li mad crazy old lady called back you called the cops yes and if you call back ever again I will call your hospital and tell them you don't know who you are and to put you in the rest home don't call me it's not his phone she hangs up and congrats to our 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Id: sDzTv5tPgq0

Length: 23min 32sec (1412 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 05 2019