r/entitledparents "ENTITLED MOM DEMANDS MY LIGHTSABER!"

nice lightsaber and it's over now power slash entitled parents our first story we'll be reading today entitled mom tried to take my lightsaber it's just a toy from user Ashwin love Ellen after that it's okay to damage your car because I'm a mom from user and dairy see after that we've got entitled neighbor from user Ally Bob six to six and then we'll be finishing up with another entitled neighbors story neighbor called me out for putting my bike in the bike shed our slash entitled people featuring are slash let's not meet from user Lowry Yan thank you so much to our authors for letting us read your stories and if you're an author who would like me to read your stories next please submit them to the are slash mister reddit subreddit and if you're new don't forget to subscribe and turn on notifications for new stories from reddit every single day entitled mom tries to take my lightsaber it's just a toy I'm back this is the story of my first ever entitled mom our cast we've got entitled mom a real jerk we've got entitled kid we've got pull entitled kids little brother who is dressed as Poe Damron and me cosplaying as ray and kylo Ren an awesome kylo Ren cosplayer and the security-guard so this happened this fall my state has a comic-con every November and this year Gwendoline Christie was there now I am an avid cosplayer and a huge fan of Star Wars I have loved it since I was nine years old that was 11 years ago I am currently 20 but this story happened a few months before my birthday so I was 19 I started cosplaying at 13 so I am a bit chubby in a way that gives me curves now this year I had worked hard on my costume I was ray from the new trilogy and I was doing her look from episode 7 I had gotten a really expensive replica of the Skywalker lightsaber it was the official Black Series raised training a lightsaber it had been a birthday gift at the time for my 19th birthday from a friend it cost about a hundred fifty to a hundred seventy-five dollars I decided to use that for my cosplay I also had gotten one of the toys Skywalker lightsabers now the day started out fine I went to the convention and walked around spending my money I had run into kylo Ren and I didn't really know him at the time but we decided to stick together as female cosplayers alone can sometimes attract creeps we got to know each other better and had become friends after a while we both had pre paid to meet Gwen and had gotten our items signed most of our day was uneventful as we shopped around we even entered in the costume contest together we had a few hours to spare so we went to the top floor of the Convention Center where the cosplays were hanging out we ended up hanging around with other Star Wars cosplayers and took a lot of pictures with them then Along Came entitled mom Poe was sitting around like the excited five-year-old he was and came up to me and kylo wanting a picture may I have a picture with you of course commander Damron beloved this so me and kylo Ren decided to act like AI characters to make him happy I do not take pictures with rebel scum and traitors come on Benny take a picture with us fine so I put down my bag containing the signed lightsaber and my expensive lightsaber so I could pick the kid up and titled mom gushed over how cute her son was as I pretended to protect him from kylo Ren then I hear a lightsaber activating and turn around to see entitled kid holding my expensive lightsaber and the bag with my signed one two hey kid mind putting those down that's expensive oh let him play with it after all it's just a toy you don't need it um ma'am that is not a toy is a replica lightsaber and the other one is autographed I want these these are mine no they are not give them back now Poe says it's Ray's not yours I marched over and grabbed my stuff from entitled kid that was a big mistake give those back to my son they are toys you are too old for them and you are girl girls don't play with lightsabers entitled mom I don't think you understand they are mine and there were many female Jedi Star Wars is for everyone you all still too owed to have toys like that she tries to grab them from me and kylo Ren grabs her hand miss I am going to ask you to step away from my friend here those are not toys one is autographed and the other is a collectible that cost $150 and titled mom starts screaming yeah give me you jerk give my son his stuff you big Jack that was directed at me you are playing with toys what are you both are you both the r-word now this is where I wanted a punch entitled mom I was diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder but I am high-functioning what I have used to be called Asperger's and being called the R word sets me off so I start going off on her listen here you jerk don't call me that these lightsabres together cost over $300 they are not toys and it is perfectly okay for adults to collect this stuff no they are toys and you are too old for them now give them to me at this point someone had called security and security guard arrived on the scene all right what's going on here this woman stole my son's toys is this true no it is not they're mine I brought them in return anyone confirm this the lightsaber is raised she put it down to protect me from kylo sir I can assure you we had them all day the one in the bag is Otto left security guard asked me to show him the one in the bag and I did and sure enough on the blade is my name followed by the words best wishes and Gwen's signature at this point entitled mom was screaming at PO for betraying her then she proceeded to grab my expensive lightsaber and tried to pull it out of my hands at that point security guard grabbed her she ended up getting escorted out of the building with entitled kid now po was not dragged out with them I had managed to convince security guard to let post day as he didn't deserve this po had this cart attached to his lanyard along with his con pass that had his father's contact information it turned out that entitled mom was divorced and had full custody of entitled kid and po had gone with his dad entitled mom only had po for the day with the understanding that she was not to leave the convention center without him because po wanted to stay security guard ended up having to babysit po while he waited for his dad Bo's dad ended up coming 1/2 hour later and stayed for the rest of the day with us kylo Ren and I are still friends with po he had his sixth birthday last week and kylo and I surprised him at his party by dressing up in our cosplays and being there as kylo and Rey as dad has put a restraining order on entitled mom next we've got it's okay to damage your car because I'm a mom this was one of those crazy stories we've got entitled mother we've got the kid and me one day I had to go do some work at the city hall and on my way back to the office I stopped my car in a parking lot from a store just to answer a call I was inside of my car there was no car parked around me and all places were available to park a car at least 15 places were available while I'm on the phone the entitled mom arrives with her car and decides to park right next to me really close to me yes she thought the car needed company I don't I didn't mind at the time until I hear and feel a huge bang on my car so this lady basically parked the car gets out and decided that the best way to take her kid out was to bang her door with a major force against my car door of course I stopped the call get out of my car and told her yes I believed she could still have done it by accident and not noticed everyone can have a bad day excuse me you just damaged my door I don't know if you noticed oh sorry I have a kid these things aren't easy with little ones well I'm sorry too I kinda understand but yet the door is damaged and you must take responsibility let's talk about this the entitled mom turns her back on me goes inside the store kid runs after her I locked my car and go after her excuse me you can't simply damage someone's car and walk away listen I have a child these things happen it's not a big deal I had to pick him up and it was an accident sure it was but we have insurances for these types of situations I'm not going to pay more insurance fees for this have some understanding for mother to be honest if she was humble and assumed her mistake like a grown woman I could simply accept that the car was staying like this and assumed the cost maybe but it also was major damage and yet I could have still considered after all when you are focused on a child some things can slip like a car door however she was a jerk listen I know dealing with children can be hard however you still need to accept responsibility for your mistakes I'm a mom I have a lot of damage on my car and I don't go after people not my problem my insurance doesn't cover mommy damages if I want the door fixed I have to pay it you are scaring my child kid was a bit confused but not really scared he was checking toys from the store quite entertained and I wasn't screen she was I work hard to get my things and I don't want my car to be damaged what you do with your property it's on you mine it's on me let's exchange insurance information and not make a big deal out of this no it's not a big deal you should understand this and just assume that cost yourself I bet you are not a mom every mom would understand no because I didn't damage my car you did and also why did you decide to park next to me with so many spaces available she went full Sheldon and said I like that spot not kidding listen either we exchange information or I call the police you wouldn't do that and besides police will laugh at your face and even charge you for bothering a mom with a small child on a bed she was furious started screaming even more why was I doing this to her and why can't I understand that a mother has so much to do and I had to simply accept that this is a normal situation I know several moms that would never have this kind of behavior so yeah she was the crazy one she ended up not giving me any information so I called the police she did leave the area with her car but I had already taken photos of every angle and license plates there were also cameras in the store the police told me the car was in a gentleman's name it was her husband's car he was not pleased when he was told that this had happened it seems it's not okay for her to damage any car because she is the mom the damage of the car was paid for and I have a crazy story to tell moral of this story make sure your insurance covers mommy damages next we've got entitled neighbor hi mr. reddit this isn't your usual story but I figured I'd share it since it's my first time coming in contact with someone like this this is my first story so bear with me here's the cast we've got me Geron the entitled woman we've got entitled husband we've got hubby my husband and we've got city man one and two gentlemen from City Hall here's a little backstory first me and my husband have just purchased our first home together as a couple we have two toddlers one is 2 and the other is 1 we worked hard since hurricane Michael to build up the money to purchase a piece of property and thinking we struck gold we bought it at a great deal only now I'm thinking that we may have bit off more than we can chew this lady is taking over people's property walking the block and looking through everyone's stuff and reporting on every little thing to our City Council every day she dumped her cleanup from the hurricane on our property thinking that she could just buy it from the owner since he was talking about selling it she assumed it would be hers and started putting her crud on it after listening to these stories with my husband I thought I'd share my tale it's a long one so I apologize but here is where it began April 21st 2019 day one of purchasing home we begin clean up and start working on our home we introduce ourselves to the neighbor everything seemed fine April 24th three days later we get a call from City Hall that our neighbor is complaining of our property being a mess May 30th we get a call from City Hall again about her complaining that we are illegally burning and that we are making no effort on our property she has also taken it upon herself to walk on our property whenever she feels like it me and Isaac have both caught her doing so that night around 8:00 p.m. me and my husband are noticing that she has no limits to property lines so we got approval from the city and are placing a temporary fence line along our property line to block her from having access I walked over before leaving and was letting her know in a nice voice that we were getting a fence line ready and also that we would be moving our RV in the next week conversation when exactly word for word hey darling we're getting things ready for a fence since we got our lines for our property before even finishing my sentence don't you hey darlin me Jack well excuse me I was just trying to let you know what was going on over this next week Karen rolls her eyes you need to clean your property jack I'm extremely irate at her comment I'm sorry that my property isn't being cleaned up as fast as you want but unlike some people who sit around all day being nosy I work during the week to provide for my family so you better watch who the heck you're talking to all I was doing was letting you know I will have a property fence and my RV will be moved here next week okay have a good day Karen laughs Oh we'll see about that Jack me walking away oh we sure will you have no idea who you're messing with nay xxx 10:30 p.m. we went back to the property to place a deer camera on premises so if she tried to cut my mason line for my fence I'll have photo proof of her trespassing update May 31st 2019 we have photos of them trespassing on my property thanks to lovely deer cams the husband came home and I was retrieving the SD card from the camera he peeked around my property and slowed world and then again the other side then pulled in walked up to my fence line and was looking at it and then back at us like we did something wrong then the wife came back out watching as my husband pulled up the photos I called local police department and was wanting to get an officer out only to find out that one was already in route great less work for me they showed up and the husband got out of the car running his mouth saying I was trespassing on my own property and that I didn't own it and that I can't put up a fence and that I was rude to his wife yesterday the officer walked over and I stepped out he asked me what was going on I let him know after many calls to City Hall and speaking with City Man 1 and City Man 2 and getting my property lines measured I did as they suggested and put up a fence as well as a camera and that yes I owned the property I reached into the glove box and pulled out my bill of sale pulled up on Q public that I owned it as well as called the previous owner so he could confirm it needless to say the husband went white the officer asked how we would like to proceed and my husband and I looked at each other smiled and said we want a trespass and if she crosses again we'll press charges needless to say our night was made that's just what happens when an entitled Karen decides she wants to take over the property makes claims that it's hers and thinks that I'm dumb well we are not we are contractors and very well-informed on how to deal with situations such as these I figured it would make someone's night if you want I can keep you updated on what happens update she has been giving us the evil eye since the incident but she hasn't dared stepped onto the property or talked to us she especially has been enjoying my yard cleaning since I do it at 10 o'clock at night like mowing the lawn and weed eating and our final story of the day neighbor called me out for putting my bike in the bike shed our slash entitled people featuring our slash let's not meet this story happened about two years ago but I remember it so vividly the dialogue could still be accurate note English isn't my first language so yada yada yada backstory I was living in an apartment building on the first floor next to my front door was a wall which blocked most of the hallway at the moment of this story I had been living there for about five years and a month prior my new upstairs neighbors had moved in because there were only six apartments in this building we shared a building outside which everyone used to put their bikes away there was an unwritten rule everyone had their own spot for their bike visitors who stayed there overnight and had a bike to put away were on a first-come first-served basis one of the other unwritten rules was the doorway was supposed to be empty with enough room to comfortably move your bike into place the cast we've got me guess who I'm a female we've got the upstairs neighbor not a native speaker of our language but still fluent also kind of a jerk he's a male and we've got Karen visit her upstairs neighbor only had the ability to yell instead of talk the story I had been in the hospital for a couple of days for an emergency surgery and after recovering at my parents place I was finally well enough to move back into my own house I could ride my bike again but needed extra room in the shed to move my bike into place after I had gotten back from shopping I opened the door and saw someone else had put their bike on my spot I moved the bike so I could comfortably put my bike in a shed I got into the apartment put away my groceries and had a little nap to sleep the anesthesia off after about an hour - I was woken up by pounding on the door I opened the door and was greeted by my upstairs neighbor he appeared to be alone the following conversation took place hey did you move a bike in the shed yes that was the only way I could put my bike inside what did you do with a bike you're moved I carefully moved it into an empty spot are you sure you were careful ah certain movements still hurt I just had surgery a couple of days ago and the bike wasn't mine so Karen standing behind the wall where I couldn't see her hence I hadn't noticed her you shouldn't have put your dirty claws on my bike if there is even a scratch I am going to sue you she is right there aren't assigned spaces so you should have just put your bike in the empty space or you could have just left yours outside excuse me I'm going to sue you you dirty jerk why didn't you come up and ask me to move it if it was that important to you just going to ask us to move it next time will you sure you should that bike was over 1,000 euro Karen calm down me staring blankly flabbergasted if I see one scratch on it you will rue this day next time I'll come up and ask could I just go back to bed I told you I had surgery a couple of days ago and I'm still tired well that didn't help did it Karen don't go there let's go me closing the door Karen please let's not meet I'm just glad I moved out of that place and congrats to our region rules of the day Alexander D CK Nico Joseph a mod Kamini and kazooie Tricia become our next Regenerist by dropping as many reasons you can in the comments below that's all for now but don't be blue I'll be back soon with more stories for you remember to listen to mr. reddit every night so your dreams will be wonderful like you are and bright you

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Id: 7rMJiZGg9BI

Length: 23min 44sec (1424 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 01 2019