r/Entitledparents "TAKE MY BRATS ON YOUR VACATION!"

so about this vacation you're going on I had a fabulous idea you can take my flats with you Oh our first story will be reading today you're going on vacation take my kids with you from user shy girl turn sassy after that entitled scammer bugs me with bugs from user blue shadow two four and then we'll be wrapping up with 75 chairs my entitled dad from user coffee beans rock nine seven nine thank you so much to our authors for letting us read your stories and if you're an author who would like me to read your stories next please submit them to the our / mr. reddit subreddit and if you're new don't forget to subscribe and turn on notifications for new stories from reddit every single day you're going on vacation take my kids with you my boyfriend's cousin his paternal uncle's daughter has four kids each of her kids is the personification of the word bratty the said cousin refuses to discipline them and constantly makes excuses for their behavior she's also very judgmental of our decision to not have kids she has often made some snide comments towards me implying that I'm the selfish jerk who is depriving my boyfriend of the joys of raising children for these reasons and for her generally entitled behavior my boyfriend has cut ties with her however when he and I visited his paternal home three days ago for his parents anniversary celebration we ran into her again my boyfriend's dad had urged him to use this occasion to mend bridges with the cousin so we both tried to make nice and engaged in small talk with her during our conversation boyfriend mentioned that we were leaving for male born for vacation in a few days at this cousin's eyes lit up oh that sounds like so much fun she said my husband and I haven't gotten anywhere since our honeymoon she winds some more about how hard it is for them with four kids if only they could afford such luxuries etc etc I could tell where this was going my boyfriend probably felt sorry for her and being the kind and generous soul that he is offered to buy them a weekend and a resort in Mount Abu a hill station in the Indian state of Rajasthan cousin face scrunched up that's nice but why can't you just take us to Melbourne with you boyfriend getting a bit annoyed but still patient well we want to spend some time alone together plus we'll be meeting some close friends there besides Mount Abu is a beautiful place your kids will love it cousin in the annoying caring tone I still don't see why you can't take us to Australia you're being so selfish going on this great trip and sticking your family with a cheap weekend getaway boyfriend's mom he's making a very generous offer either take it or leave it cousin wearing the expression that morons wear when they think they've had a bright idea oh I know why don't my husband and I go to Mount Abu and you can take our kids to Melbourne what it's a great idea the kids can have fun and Mel bow and with you two and my hubby and I can enjoy a peaceful weekend this way the kids can actually spend some time with their uncle you never make time for them boyfriend I'm offering for the last time it's either the weekend in Mount Abu or nothing at all and why the heck would we ruin our vacation taking care of your kids how can you say that my kids are so well-behaved you will have so much fun spending time with them besides my husband and I could really use some quiet time together you and shy girl turned sassy don't have any responsibilities you have no idea how hard it is to raise four kids you can afford this trip I don't see why you won't share with family boyfriend one more word and you're losing my Mount Abu offer on hearing this the cousin shut up we all had dinner together and she was mercifully quiet if only her kids had followed her example you'd think this would be the end of it but no we had seriously underestimated her dedication to her Kara nest this morning cousin showed up at my apartment with the kids Intel I was shocked to see her of course and asked if something was wrong she smiled and said I'm just here to drop the kids off you're leaving tonight right after taking a second to recover from the shock I asked did you fall and hit your head on something we told you we weren't taking your kids with us what part of that did you not understand she then tried to convince me that my boyfriend had called her later on and had agreed to take her kids I knew this was BS and called it as such cousin became enraged and asked if I was going to break her kid's heart why would I break our promise and how boyfriend and I could be so cold I called my boyfriend after telling him what was going on I turned on the speaker my boyfriend proceeded to chew her out brutally telling her he would no longer pay for their weekend getaway and that this is exactly the kind of behavior that had made him cut ties with her she tried to get a word in but he wouldn't let her cousin took the kids and stormed off boyfriend and I are having a laugh over this and are still wondering what made her think that this plan would ever work next we've got entitled scammer bugs me with bugs hello redditors been listening to the videos on YouTube for a couple days and made me remember my first encounter with an entitled jerk it's not exactly an entitled parent I think it falls more under the line of entitled customer or scammer this is my first post so please be kind before I begin a little context I work at my mother's bar in hotel and I clean both places will probably own it someday so I take great care to make sure it's beyond clean working at a bar and hotel I come across entitled people a lot so this will probably not be my only post so I was cleaning the bar one morning rocking out to Sonic the Hedgehog music in my headphones I worked by myself and I'm allowed to listen to music sonic music keeps me focused calm and happy something that was a necessity given what I was about to face I just finished mopping the floor and just put the mop away and was humming along to City escape from sonic adventures to when I noticed the door open out of the corner of my eye and the most unpleasant looking man enters my bar he had an ugly comb-over a face that looked like he exclusively practiced the art of frowning and the widest coke-bottle framed glasses you have ever seen his permanently glaring eyes laser focused on me and he strolls up to me in that oh I have a complaint manner I internally sigh knowing that I have to face this alone as our maintenance man and good friend who lives on the property in one of the hotel rooms had only recently went into town for supplies so I summoned the inner actor within me and gave him my best greeting from here on the cast is as follows we've got me we've got entitled scammer and we've got maintenance man me and my best customer service voice good morning sir how may I help you today oh I want to speak to a manager immediately I'm sorry sir I'm the only one here can I perhaps help you at this point realizing he perhaps has an easy target he actually smiles a little it's the most unpleasant smile I have ever seen this is when I noticed that he is carrying a styrofoam coffee cup in his hands this is very important for later yes you can I want a refund me blinking in responds a refund yes I want my money back I'm very unsatisfied with my stay I'm sorry or what was unsatisfactory about your stay this was what he was waiting for he pounced on me immediately launching into a level 5 rant yo hotel is the most disgusting place I have ever stayed in he proceeds to list the laundry list of things presumably wrong with the room I cleaned the whole thing was drawn out and clearly rehearsed this was when he shoved his coffee cup in my face and on top of all that I found bedbugs in your room I want my money back I peer into the cup there are two very tiny and very dead bugs in the bottom of the cup I know something is fishy about this guy first off because that coffee cup isn't even one of ours we have the most durable ones you buy at the store you know the ones with designs on them this was a cheap white Styrofoam cup second I knew that room was spotless because I gave it a thorough cleaning only two days ago meaning I washed the blankets wiped the walls down etc it had recently been cleaned top to bottom so I knew for a fact there were no bedbugs in that or any room as I go in every single day myself and there was also the undeniable fact that those were clearly not bedbugs in his cup they were a beetle of some kind I just wanted to get on with my day so I continued my customer service act I'm very sorry your room was unsatisfactory we will be sure to check on the state of the room in the meantime I apologize but it our policy not to offer refunds now if I thought he was being rude and entitled before oh boy was I in for a surprise his eyes narrowed so intensely it was a wonder he could see his face turned so bright red he reminded me of a dodge ball he began screeching at me insert rehear it begins boys and girls buckle up what do you mean now refunds didn't you hear me I said there are bed bugs in your hotel room I want my money back now and all I want that cleaner fired immediately summon the cleaner so I can see you fire her me getting a little red in the face myself but still keeping my composure I'm sorry sir it's our policy entitled scammer cuts me off your policy and forget you get in that cash register give me more money back now and then I want that cleaner fired she did a terrible job I'm lucky I didn't get sick I realized I wasn't getting anywhere with this guy so I firmly say I will not be doing that sir there is nothing I can do for you have a good day making it clear I am done with this and to emphasize my point I jammed my headphones back in my ear and turn away that's when I feel my headphones get ripped out of my ears I turn around an entitled man has my brand-new headphones and has thrown them on the ground and has stomped on them don't you dare ignore me you piece of crap I want my money back and I want that cleaner of yours for it right away you hear me no I'm a pretty easygoing guy on a good day but I don't take any BS from anybody I have a line you simply don't cross with me and this entitled the jerk just paved over my line he was about to meet a level of crazy he never imagined I look up at him with unparalleled anger and rage in my eyes all right sir I said the word like it was something vile no longer and my nice customer service voice as I told you I cannot give you any money nor would I even if I could but you're too stupid to realize that so let me spell it out for you there is no refunds especially since I know that you're just trying to scam me for a free night entitled man puffs his chest as a defensive measure how could you say something like that I'm only trying to inform you of your cleaners shortywood and I am the cleaner you stupid jerk entitled man's eyes go wide and the color drains from his face it was clear that he didn't expect that he was talking to someone who knew what the room actually looked like I could see his brain go into overtime and he returned to his trump card with a bedbugs Wow they explains things clearly such a disrespectful little punk doesn't take pride in his work of course that's why you have bedbugs here where a little jerk like you cleaning rooms me not having any of it mind you I'm over 20 at this point in my life a hole that's rich tell me do you always carry around bugs and cheap coffee cups or did you just catch them exclusively for my hotel he stammers a bit caught off guard because if you found these bedbugs in our room why aren't they in our coffee cups no response I continued also those aren't bedbugs you stupid jerk those are beetles and from the looks of them quite old and dead probably got them from the dash of your car and by the way you can't see bedbugs idiot you can only see the results of them and since there are no bug bites on you mr. Potato Head shaped face I know you're lying and lastly if our room is so disgusting why did you stay the whole night and not report it you are a scammer trying to get a free room out of us so take your scamming self out of my bar and off my property before I call the police the mention of the police seems to bring the fight back into him he puffs up and pulls the same card every entitled jerk who doesn't get his way tries the manager card how dare you speak to a customer like that I will have your job I want the owner's name right now I will have you fired me smirking had him with the smuggest smile I can muster you can go right ahead the owner is my mother all I can say is good luck with that realizing he lost he begins backing towards the door shouting and threatening my job yada yada yada that's when he leaves me with the parting words of a super villain you haven't heard the last of me Oh get you fired and reported to your manager me in a gruff tone you can tell me all about it entitled man whips around to find maintenance man standing behind him he had forgot something and came back and it heard the whole exchange his body language suggested entitled man's words would not be of any interest maintenance man poles entitled man out of the door and the to engage in a shouting match outside long story short nobody believed him he took off before the cops were called and unlike his Proclamation that was the last I heard from him thanks for reading hope you enjoyed I got more stories to come if there's interest next we've got 75 chairs my entitled dead a bit of backstory is necessary my dad was the worst kind of entitled parent the closet Darrin he had everyone believing he was dad of the year because he bought me the first Nintendo system and a gameboy for road trips he was generous and pleasant in front of my friends and giving at our church at home he was the total opposite he controlled the money and was convinced that everything was too expensive he had grown up in the Great Depression and the farm he lived on was very poor he was also purposefully forgetful when it came to planning things for me as a way of controlling me this came from a nasty divorce that left him with weekends and his ex not elack's parenting style the rest of the time to mold the kids into productive members of society no it didn't go well he imposed so many rules on me while allowing me just enough freedom to think things were ok example I could ride my bike a mile away but not have a sleepover for my birthday to repaint my room even after I got a job he tried to control my money by questioning every purchase I stopped telling him what I bought pretty quickly sadly his behavior continued well into my marriage and he had to be told to shut up about pacifiers before he and my mom came to visit my daughter for the first time like I said he managed to hide it well for 11 years at the church we began intending when I was 12 wedding planning brought out a side of it that I had never seen he angrily questioned $100 at Walmart for wedding decorations the wedding was done for under 2000 argued with me about renting candelabras for the front of the church and grumbled through the three months leading up to the wedding his shining moment though was in the car parked outside of the church doors with the windows rolled down on a Sunday afternoon as we discussed renting chairs for the reception in the church basement so that people could sit down and eat people were still talking and kids were running on the grass waiting to go home the cast got me dad and friend me we need to rinse 75 chairs for the reception the church doesn't have enough why not everyone needs to sit and eat at once yelling loud enough to get the attention of everyone outside they eat then get a drink there is a room for more chairs and some of the food needs two hands to eat we had chicken wings and a lot of finger food dad insert meal rehear it's a waste of money and I won't do it this time our pastor came out and looked at the car my dad saw him got quiet and drove home without saying another word we rented the chairs that evening was awkward going back to church as most of my friends had been outside to see the outburst I wanted to cry and not sit by him I was 23 and felt like I was ten after church my closest friend let me cry as she gave me a hug my friend i'm sorry i didn't believe things were that bad I've got some things I'll need help with if you have time groceries cleaning she had fibromyalgia and had more bad days than good ones organizing my new place I'd love to thanks for the distraction he's never been this bad the wedding planning brought it out more friends approached me and said sorry for not taking my complaints seriously it didn't do anything like that at church again but he never changed either the wedding was beautiful and later it was a wonderful grandfather but up until he died I maintained a healthy distance as his tendencies came out often he died in 2011 and I missed the good about him but probably won't ever forget the bad and congrats to our Regenerist of the day daagon gamer sir rolf jennifer and ray ray plays MSP become tomorrow's Regenerist by dropping as many reasons you can in the comments below

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Length: 21min 59sec (1319 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 04 2019