r/entitledparents "Karen Demands my iPhone!" Entitled Parents Stories of Reddit

I don't care if it's your anniversary my relationship is more important than yours so give my husband your own slash enjoy our first story we'll be reading today entitled mom demands she used my phone on my anniversary from user the Magnificent roast after that entitled brother gets me evicted from user senior black and then we'll be wrapping up with I have never been so degraded in my life from user Holly gold heart thank you so much to our authors for letting us read your stories and if you're an author who would like me to read your stories next please submit them to the our / mr. reddit subreddit and if you're new don't forget to subscribe and turn on notifications for new stories every single day entitled mom demands she used my phone on my anniversary hi mr. reddit huge fan of your videos and you inspired me to share my own story of an entitled mother if you want to use it on YouTube you have my full permission English is my first language but I am dumber than a bag of rocks and I am on mobile blah blah blah anyway on to the story it didn't have much dialogue and it has been years so I could be paraphrasing now for some backstory I met a now married couple while living with a friend I knew since school the husband was always cool the wife too until we got kicked out because his mom wanted to sell the house the cast we've got me I don't know who he is but he sounds like a disappointment we've got the cool husband we've got the entitled wife we've got girlfriend my girlfriend at the time now for the main event so while we were kicked out the couple and I agreed to move into a new place together because we were all cool with each other cool husband lived with me and my folks so we could house hunt while entitled wife moved to a friend's house out of town so there kiddo would have a roof over their heads he's part of the story but only in mention he wasn't speaking yet before that point she started to demand use of my phone which I usually allowed so they could keep in touch and their baby would be able so here's dad's voice every now and again it started becoming more frequent and I started to refuse this was my biggest mistake as I will soon learn my anniversary came up and I made it a point to use my phone the entire day so I could talk to my girlfriend I told cool husband about it and he said it was fine because it was my phone anyway so I didn't even need to tell him that entitled wife however didn't like the news of that one bit something I should tell you about entitled wife she has huge control-freak tendencies and she really doesn't like being told no or being told to do something herself back to the story here's the conversation she and I had which is paraphrased because this was about six years ago hey you let me talk to cool husband he got letter for me and I need him to tell me what it is no sorry I'm celebrating my anniversary today so I'm using my phone but it's important give him the phone now as I said no this is my phone I'm using it today but what if it's for my son it could be about our benefits so I can feed my child so give him your dang phone while she's demanding my phone use cool husband was playing on xbox and she was spamming his inbox using another Xbox Live account she even messaged my Xbox account it can wait until tomorrow I'm using my phone today so my answer is No thanks a lot you you're single-handedly destroying our relationship because of your selfishness without that letter and I can't feed my child so we need your phone if I was ruining your family I wouldn't have had cool husband live with me or for you to use my phone again this is my anniversary and this is the first time I have said no I don't care what you have plans for Holi with your girlfriend for less than a year my relationship has more tenure so it's more important than yours so give my husband your phone I was about to respond but I heard cool husband before I finished typing a message cool husband stop messaging her even if you hand me your phone I'll just give it back go on talk to your girlfriend and tell her happy anniversary I thanked him and got back to texting my girlfriend you think that was the end of the story right well almost while texting girlfriend and getting ready to call her because we couldn't see each other I couldn't go through one message without getting phone calls you can guess who I'm not gonna spoil who you all played that guessing game I finally answered after managing to send a three word text message that took me 10 minutes to type from having to constantly push the reject button look I'm busy so but my husband on the phone because he needs to read me a letter first of all don't yell second of all cool husband give me the damn phone after I hand it to him he leaves the room and goes out to his truck a few minutes later he comes back with beginner all it's about our benefits being changed now leave the guy alone he wants to talk to his girlfriend after all it is his anniversary he hung up before he handed me back the phone sorry about that happy anniversary I do hang out with her because her husband and I are on relatively decent terms so I have to associate with her she's pretty crap evil also this was 100% real the conversation may have been embellished a bit but that happens after years some details are forgotten next we've got entitled brother gets me evicted or wannabe gangster continues to be a dumb donkey and gets butt down hello once again ari army it's been two months since my last post and it's a sort of continuation from that tale as in it's another story involving Chris my entitled brother I'll post a link to it at the end of the story but it's not really important what you need to know is Chris is my entitled sibling who sells sandwiches if you've watched How I Met Your Mother you'll understand and if you don't enjoy laughing and putting the pieces together we've also got miss Elle my mother a saint and we've got me side character in my own story we've also got Tim and Brian my little brothers background characters now Chris up there has done a lot of things since my last tale but none of them were good enough for a proper entitled story he's had his son over for the summer to dump him on other people because he needed a break cuz as you know being a parent is a punch clock job like construction work or any office job don't worry he's back in Chicago with his mom he's not harmed in this story constantly invited random people over at all hours of the night none of which we knew and even when he wasn't around people kept coming and asking for him and nobody wanted him about got cops to investigate the premises for bad things he was doing and he ate every scrap of food in the house not even leaving a crumb for the mice that we thankfully didn't have in our hotel now none of these are big enough for a proper story of their own even combined they all came and went the same way Chris acts like a jack a mule gets mom angry she turns the other cheek and warns him to stop and he stops and promises to learn his lesson then the next episode airs and it happens all over again with the set stage the actual story it was a late night when I got up and headed to the bathroom I noticed Chris wasn't in his usual spot but I didn't remember seeing him walk about and by now it was 4:00 in the morning so I figured he was in the bathroom but I needed to go so I dragged myself to the bathroom and went to knock the door flew open and my eyes nearly bugged open when I saw Chris walk out he was mumbling under his breath and made way for me to go in there were sandwiches everywhere the sink was stuffed with them the floor painted with pieces and he wreaked of the stuff Chris can you hurry it up black I'm busy this is my secret laboratory more like love oratory no response he would at least sneer or laugh but he was so stuffed that he didn't seem all there I rolled my eyes used the bathroom and washed my hands in the shower once he went in and shut the door I looked closer at the floor and saw a trail of sandwich material wherever he went a mess had followed him I was tired and didn't feel like picking a fight so I just made my way to the bed and tried to get some sleep but I was roused by the sound of my mom waking and trying to use the bathroom I didn't hear much as I was drifting in and out of sleep but she was let in came out and made her way back to her bed to get more sleep before she had to hurry for work but before she drifted back to sleep mom this is the last straw Chris I'm not dealing with this anymore ma come on no I mean it I want you and your sandwiches out by the time I get from work Chris then from my perspective was incoherent slurring but my mom later told me he said man I don't care I don't care about anything I'm on the grind making my money yes that's why you're always broke mom yeah well you can make it somewhere else cuz you can't stay here anymore Chris Chris then collected his stuff and shuffled out the door even slamming it but I didn't care and neither did my mother we just went on about our day and what a day it was without hearing Chris screech on his phone or without catching him going through someone's stuff my mom soon came home happy to see Chris gone and even gave me the words I always wanted to hear if he comes back do not let him in I was so happy I could cry then there was a knock on the door oh dang it all I knew something was wrong my little brothers knew it too and when the door opened a man had handed us a note had a chat outside and then she came back inside mom apparently your brother was arrested he was hanging around with his backpack open and they caught him with tons of sandwiches as well as other things he shouldn't have had now my brother already had a warrant for his arrest so that's a potential five years I was smiling like a madman and apparently he told them that he stayed in our room my smile went a full 360 and it was clear to all of us that we were getting evicted immediately we either had to be gone by tonight or they had called the cops to escort us out we had to pick up our belongings a lot of them and had to get moving we were all thinking and saying the same thing Chris was a good-for-nothing it didn't help that we kept finding sandwiches around the place and had to dispose of them so we didn't leave any of his tray mom this is exactly why I didn't want him around because I knew I knew he would do this see this if the cops came and kicked the door in we had all be lunchmeat I'm typing all of this from my aunt's house my mom is planning to not stay for long I'd be lying if I said that I wasn't still taking this as a blessing yeah we all nearly got arrested and yes we're back to square one because of Chris but he's gone now for at least 10 years and it seems my mother finally understands that he's a leech and has no intentions of changing and our final story of the day I have never been so degraded in my life hello mr. reddit and the RER me I love your videos your voices are fantastic if you use this in a video you have full permission English is my first language and I just suck at typing and sorry about any incorrect formatting I will try to keep this as clean as I can sorry if this is super long so a bit of background I have been drawing since I was in eighth grade and of course I have improved much since then as I am now 21 and I take some great pride in my work well I first started with humans and then once I got into my little pony in ninth grade I started drawing it in 10th grade well a few years down the line I find this social app called Amino it's an amazing app by the way I am always on it well I joined one of the biggest communities on the app which was an MLP community I loved this community and still do recently reached 3,000 plus followers on it yay well at one point I tried to join a group in the community I applied to be a teacher in the group to teach those that wanted to learn to draw or improve their art I will admit when I got the spot I lost it due to my stupidity I started being difficult and claiming that I was met with hostility and I did say I was going to leave but only twice I still think I kind of was but that doesn't matter anyways I ended up leaving the group because I didn't really want to stay in a group where I was going to be mocked and shunned well just after I left I lurked a bit without joining back to see someone had messaged in the group about me being an attention seeker I was mad because they made me out to be a bad guy when I wasn't trying to be well they ended up be aiming me a bit later and from the start this guy acted like an entitled jerk the following conversation took place just a heads-up though some of the messages might seem like they're out of order but they are in order of replies so there might be messages replying to a message from before the lovely cast we've got HG me and we've got entitled jerk entitled jerk messaged me first should I tell you something about what art really is sure and by the way you were wrong about me I wasn't seeking attention and I wasn't trying to brag I was just annoying that I was met with animosity I'll let you tell me if I can tell you what art is to me he was quiet for a few so I asked um you're there yes but telling you'll leave several times is kind of attention-seeking I said it twice only twice but still much you need to get yourself together and actually listen to their criticism but the heck jerk I wasn't going to keep myself in a group where I am not welcome I don't need that kind of stress you're far an experienced at art gee thanks for the vote of confidence you need to listen and actually look for flaws in your art you'll improve faster I've only been drawing for seven months and I learned all that simply by taking criticism how many times do I have to tell people that I have a lot to learn I am taking an art class I am in it right now in fact I already dealt skills as is I don't want more of a reason to I am self-taught there are a lot of basics I didn't learn I have been drawing for five to six years I started in eighth grade this happened back when I was taking a college drawing class many of us are self-taught but we tried to find flaws and look for every place where improvement was needed you have misunderstood how art is supposed to be how you're supposed to get better you want to see how bad I was I started with drawing humans I don't want to it was bad I can tell you okay hair came from the middle of their foreheads but now I draw way better than I did five to six years ago like even the ponies I draw now I couldn't draw what I draw now about three years ago I had only been drawing ponies for three years at this point I draw way better than from seven months ago there's a huge improvement you've drawn ponies for three years but you still haven't learned their Anatomy properly and how have I not I use bases all the time I am a huge advocate for the use of bases as a teaching tool I use them as reference all the time and they are a huge help entitled jerk sends a screenshot of one of my drawings biz I've never seen a base with those legs or BOTS I interpret bases art is up to how you see it the tail is wrong too I see it differently than you do so you are going to say that what I draw is wrong that is not very nice or good criticism it's very degrading entitled jerk proceeds to draw over my art without my permission and sends me a picture slimmy difference I'm trying to knock some sense into you very rudely you won't take it either way it's like talking to a wall so why bother being polite you are denigrating my style and how I draw that is not very nice oh my lord you're using the it's my art style excuse well you're really going to get a wall when you speak rudely to me I did nothing to you you're being a jerk really there is no right way to draw you have no right to dictate how I draw and make my art look at the red lines in my drawing it shows how the drawings should have been I never did you're being rude by calling me a jerk I'm telling you what art is you're ignoring me when I am trying to knock some sense into you you were rude first I never called you a jerk so what you insulted me by degrading my art the only way to get better grades is to listen to the teacher you know I know I have a lot to learn and you are like this is how it is done you are wrong that is not very nice not if the teacher is rude and demoralizing you have a lot to learn and still think you qualify to be in the position teacher it's for experienced people constantly trying to get feedback and improving their art well I am nicer than you and more encouraging I don't outright say your art is bad you don't know what you're doing blah blah blah that is not right well it's really nice to call someone a jerk smiley face I'm encouraging you to get yourself together and destroy that wall what wall you entitled jerk I am put together just fine and you are not encouraging anything but spite I am normally a very nice person but like you are making it hard for me to be how so you didn't get yourself together you never listened to any constructive criticism you thought you're perfect and everyone else got issues great grammar there jerkwad oh pulling the mask off and showing the edgy team now I am in no way edgy let me tell you something I never thought that ever I am 20 years old for your information I was still 20 when this convo occurred mmm-hmm an immature twenty years old you want to know something I know that there are P better than me there are people out there with skill I will never be able to come close to but I have never thought in my life that I am better than anyone don't assume you know me cuz you know nothing about me I still don't think I am better than anyone mostly cuz I don't think it is right to think that way everyone is equal to me I know you have a very thick head just like a flat earth believer you don't want to acknowledge your mistakes I acknowledge my mistake just fine if I never did I would have never learned from them and wouldn't have the skill I have today and don't compare me to those nut jobs I am NOT thick-headed either not jobs I ended the convo after that telling him to bug someone else with his messed-up ideas of art I then proceeded to block and report him because I wasn't going to deal with it anymore I have never been so upset about someone degrading me in my life and to this day I'm still angry about it every time I read the blog I posted about it on my page on a Meno my anger returns even just typing this out I was livid seriously this guy just had a problem with me and I didn't know why but thankfully I never heard from him again after I blocked him and congrats to our regionals of the day KC cat5 yoseef ji / 9 to 5 and cheesy spider become tomorrow's Regenerist by dropping as many reasons you can in the gunman's below

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Length: 23min 45sec (1425 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 20 2019