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excuse me can you tell me where the tissues are sorry lady I don't work here how about the paper plates like I was saying I don't work here what about the plastic lady I don't know go ask an employee how dare you speak to a customer like that well how dare you speak to another customer like that today's story is called you can't stop stupid for the breaking point from user D fat man thank you so much for letting us read your stories and if you're an author who would like me to read your stories next please submit them to the our / mr. reddit subreddit and if you're new don't forget to subscribe and turn on notifications for new stories every single day you can't stop stupid for the breaking point do you feel that that rumble from the distance the cries of the Karen masses ring in fear that can be heard for miles what could it be it's your favorite re Army General security guard D fat man here again with another set of stories of my dealings with the entitled army previous warnings apply and previous stories at the bottom with that out of the way let's get this show on the road let me start this post with a few bits of context mostly because it needs to be said while most times I can take a fat joke as it mainly doesn't bother me I mean I'm over 400 pounds it kind of comes with the territory that changes as soon as I'm either already in a bad mood or dealing with a massive headache then there barely is a saintly bone in my body and I will turn into Satan at a hair-trigger not like in the sense of something beyond someone's control more like I can't and won't stand stupid in any sense and the raging butt of a jerk comes out besides that I should warn that this post also involves I don't work here and tales of retail with a possible side of a my the jerkier depending on how you see it let me start with what happened that reminded me of my time as a retail worker yes I am a fat man of many hats and I have worn quite a few as I was saying this all started because I had to make a stop for some lemon juice for my tea this was right after work and I had taken off my normal work shirt and only had my black work pants as well as a black shirt that has a big in bold letters security now I know what some of you must be thinking fat man why did you go into a store with a security shirt on it's like you're asking for trouble which in most cases you're right all but three things one the store in question which we will call for the sake of the story the simple stop mostly it was one of those cheap stores that sell the knockoff brand stuff that is super cheap and depending on what it is may not be any good secondly the store employees shirts are bright red and the third point is until this day I had never set foot in this store I just so happened to have been at a location nearby that day this was maybe a few minutes into coming into the store after I asked one of the workers where said lemon juice was I was off to get it what I didn't know was that a woman saw me talked to the worker and began following me from further down the aisle I only assumed that part because otherwise she would have clearly heard me asked the worker for the location of something for the sake of this story I will use the namesake of these posts and call her Karin with a capital K because you have no idea how much I wanted to kick her in the rear I get to the aisle and was scanning up and down it for my prize and so far no luck before I hear that I'll tell signs of a resource Rex as I heard that in title tone as she spoke excuse me do you know where the napkins are I have no idea what's about the tissues no clue what's about the paper plates no and why don't you just she ended up cutting me off which was not helping my mood mostly because I was dealing with one massively raging headache what about plastic forks no go ask once again interrupting me then now about the plastic this time I cut her off but speaking loudly I don't know go ask an employee as soon as I finally got that out of my mouth she gave me the face like she smelt the most Fallis thing in the world maybe her own entitlement who knows how dare you speak to a customer like that she began to shriek at me something that really wasn't helping my aching headache so this time I decided to fight fire with fire and I picked up her little accent and how dare you speak to another customer like that I know it was a bit childish on my end but I had just gotten off a 16-hour shift at this point with a headache and not in a mood with dealing with miss small loud and entitled did not mock me I will have you a fat butt fired she began to poke me in the belly over and over again which when I'm in a foul mood can be a real red button with me because and no offense to anyone I'm not the Pillsbury Dough Boy and poking me in the belly will not get me to go oh what it will do is set me off do not touch me i growled this as i was starting to see red and i was dealing with an internal struggle not to wring her neck metaphorically of course because mama didn't raise a fool maybe an idiot but not a fool why do I care you're just some shelf stocking minimum-wage boy who should know better than insult customers like that I'm going to get your manager she said still jabbing me with her finger til I cut her off because I was having none of this are you stupid excuse me she sounded confused and insulted I asked are you stupid no I'm not stupid you fat idiot that's when I involved from security guard fat man to nuclear fat man because that's when I went off on her a small warning hear what I really said was much worse than what I'm about to type if you need an idea of how bad just picture the scene from 1995 movie Friday with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker going damn right afterwards well you must be because not only have you asked me over and over again where something is and I keep telling you that I have no clue but not to realize that the employees in this store where are bright red shirt while I'm clearly in a black shirt with bright bold white letters that say security something you can clearly see as you came up from behind me and it says on both sides so you have no excuse not to know that I don't work here but but not just that you decided to insult someone who you don't know about his weight while you're at it so let me spell this out for you jerk I don't care if you can get me fired from a job I clearly don't work I don't care that you want to know where something is that clearly isn't in this aisle what I do care about is that you decided to assault me by jabbing your finger into my stomach like I was the Pillsbury Dough oh boy I will not go for you or anyone because frankly lady your entitlement is more than likely way overdue for being shot down like a b-17 bomber so walk away find your stuff pay for it go home and get the heck over yourself you entitled jerk as soon as my tirade was over Karen just stood there with her mouth open and shocked as I spotted the lemon juice that I wanted with that I grabbed two bottles and walked past her I go up to the register as all of the employees just stood there watching me I probably looked like the Hulk to them as I was still seeing red and I wouldn't have been surprised if I had popped a blood vessel in my anger there were a few customers before me so i sat there still fuming if this was a cartoon I would swear you could see the steam rising out of my ears as soon as I got up to have my stuff rang up I watched Karen make her way towards one of the other registers and talked to an employee that's when I turned to my cashier nice-looking woman and I felt sorry for her having to do it 9:00 to 5:00 in a little shop like that let's call her cat for the sake of the story she looked a little scared as we spoke ma'am I said still having my manners dad yes you may want to tell your manager that he's going to be needed but to check the footage from the aisle with a lemon juice in it cat nodded and ran off probably thankful she was away from the angry elephant of a customer not to anyone's surprise Karen tried to get me fired after saying that I assaulted her and shoved Pastor which I didn't do any of that unless you count my tirade as a verbal assault to make this beginning bit short the manager taking the suggestion watched the footage first as he had both asked Karen and I to leave Karen first she was now banned from the store permanently for what she had done to me I only got a few days ban after I got to pay for my lemon use I did apologize for my mouth and the manager said he understood having one of those days but he had to follow store policy to be honest I haven't been back to the store since and this was less than a week ago from when I'm typing this but that brought up another time when I had gone nuclear on a customer this however was when I was in Texas working retail which this reminded me of when I had gotten home and gotten sleep so a little context here I was working for an entertainment store that was going out of business now I was the tech guy of the store mostly because I knew what I was talking about for your phone accessories or gaming stuff so I was back and forth mostly between those two sections now this job was pretty cool because my co-workers were pretty cool as well say for one of them but this post isn't about her this is about a customer who was the bane of our existence there mostly because she kept trying to get more discounts on the product than what was going on because the store I was working for was going out of business which I will have to say is a shame but what can you do you know well regardless this jerk of a woman would drag her daughter with her for the sake of this story let's call this woman miss toy key like in hoity-toity something my co-workers and I would call her not to her face mind you her daughter we will call Sally now Sally is a good kid maybe not someone who isn't good with tech stuff outside of the bare-bones basics and I had seen her in this store before with her father she was a bit of a bookworm and when I had no one in my two normal sections I would roam around that section partly to pick up a few more books for my own collection but I have helped them find books they were after if we had a few copies or till even recommended a few of my personal favorites which I do have hard copies of my personal favorite books for those that are curious when the two of them come in Sally would look around to find me as I was the one willing to help her out if I wasn't busy if I was Sally and her father would wait until I could which isn't hard to locate me as I like to wear one of my favorite shirts which was a bright orange shirt yes I am weird like that our mother who would come in to find movies would complain and moan if we didn't have said movie that she wanted she was one of those customers that everyone's read it seen coming in as she talked down to everyone like a teacher berating a student but much meaner even though I had a few run-ins with her when she couldn't find anyone in that section and the games were just across the aisle from the movies trust me I had to grin and bear it a lot with this woman when this went down this was a few days away from the store being closed for good and we didn't have much left on the shelves the game section had those discount dress-up or sports games that were a dime a dozen books were down to scraps and self-help books seriously you couldn't give those away most of the time and phone accessories which is where I was at the time was down to mostly Bluetooth headsets phone cases and a few higher in pieces that were locked in a special case as per the norm for this time Sally came in with mrs. toidy and all I could think was oh god no as I dreaded having to deal with this lady up to that point we hadn't seen her for at least a week a new record that I wish was only four days longer but sometimes the universe doesn't work that way that jerk but I digress as per normal Sally came up to me and waited for me to finish with a customer when I was done I turned and crouched down enough so I could be eye to eye with Sally get down she was looking for a cheap tablet she could use to read books on which we did have a few of them left mostly because they are the stupid cheapo ones that are good for little simple things so after I explained that I would have to get the manager who had the only keys to the cabinet which was part of the normal protocol it was after this when the crap hit the fan after we got the tablet out and the manager took it up front because we aren't that stupid toidy began to throw a fit that we didn't hand it to her because she's a customer and she demands the product she wants to buy all while Sally wanted her mother to stop the manager just told her it was policy and walked off which left me with a spawn of entitlement oh joy mrs. toidy hey fat butt go get us the cabinet as my manager said that goes against policy I don't care I plan to buy it and I want it now I can't do that but if you need help with something else I can't I just want the tablet now why don't you go up to the counter and ask them I know it was a bit of a jerk move dumping this lady off on one of my co-workers but to be fair they had done it to me before so all's fair in retail she Huff's off and goes up to the counter and Sally asked for my help but getting some Bluetooth headphones for her tablet which she was paying for not her mother so I go and help her find one of those nice cheap sets that works well I'm a bit of an audio junky and I listen to a lot of music on my phone using my headphones it comes from having to deliver newspapers in the boonies with no working radio to listen to mostly because this was so out in the boondocks that even they don't get any radio so using my phone with headphones was my best bet so I was familiar with a lot of different brands and can geared to which kind she likes that's when mrs. toidy comes back to me and demands that tablet again as it seems that her helling at the cashiers didn't get her the tablet to walk around the store with hey table oh they won't give me the tablet I want it now you have no idea how much of a varruchi assault vibe I got from her for those who don't know who I'm talking about Veruca Salt is the spoiled brat from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory that sings I wanted now and with how much of a whiny child she's acting like she could be a dead ringer for a grownup version of her ma'am there is nothing I can do other than suggest that you go pay for it and then you can do whatever you want with it I want to make sure it's something that I want to get how am I supposed to do that maybe buy it take it home and test the product in the comfort of your own home you listen here mr. two tons I want that tablet now oh you will regret it and what are you going to do I will admit I was semi curious as in what she was going to do I will get you fired in a job that I won't have in a few days real hollow threat there mrs. toidy then I will get you arrested for what pull us out verbally if even that this ended up upsetting mrs. toidy a lot I will admit this was oddly satisfying for me as well as some of my co-workers or weren't helping anyone I found the latter out the following day sadly my satisfaction quickly turned sour you fat ugly Jack I might be a jerk but at least I Know Who I am what's your Excuse bear in mind I am censoring this it was much worse I bet your pathetic loser that even your mother doesn't love you now while I'm not a fan of my family because of the things they have done over the years they're still family we have had a lot of good moments as well as some of the bad so this truck of very tense nerve with me especially when I was dealing with my first year away from my family you will leave my mother out of this I think that clued mrs. toidy that she had indeed struck a nerve and she capitalized on it oh did mommy not love you she began to mock and that very childish tone I bet she is happy being rid of a fat waste of space like you Sally mom please leave him alone he's pretty nice quiet Sally mother is talking to the fat loser I took a very deep breath through my nose as i clenched my fist trying to keep some professionalism besides my shots back but this woman was pushing buttons that were kind of raw at the moment excuse me ma'am I had said ma'am through clenched teeth to the point that I swear and I could have cracked a tooth then I walked past her and towards the register something about this job is that you could only clock in and out through the register and the register only up to this point I hadn't taken my lunch and I was going to take it now before I snapped at her now I know is it stated here it doesn't seem as bad if it comes across rather mildly but this is the rather dumb down and censored version so you can imagine how much worse her insults were how dared you walk away from a customer like that I demand to speak to your manager she yelled after me following me I asked one of my co-workers to step aside it was Manning one of the registers he agrees as one of the other ones got the manager who came out to hear this lady's raving at how rude I had been as soon as I was officially clocked out and no longer on the clock which was how they factored in taking a break that's when I finally decided to launch a full salvo of snark because mrs. toidy was about to renamed Nagasaki because this fat man is going to hit his mark that's a nuclear drill everyone do you know what mrs. Tuohy D let me tell you something slowly coming out from the register and over to the counter mostly the employees only counter this way I can keep her out of my arm's reach because I was going to hurt her if I did no one wants to deal with your crap why because we are done dealing with an entitled snobby chest-thumping pompous snooty bossing swell head inflated egotistical jerk like you who seriously has a superiority complex that could rival a religion with her false self-righteous selfishness who thinks the world owes everything to here's the free reality check since you demand getting things for cheaper or free you are an idiot one that no one likes and I can guarantee that we all dread seeing you walk into the store and wish we could slap the heck out of you for all the stuff you put us through lucky for us that the store will be gone in a few days so none of us will have to see you ever again to be honest the only good thing to ever come out of you is your daughter who must have gotten every good bone from your body on the way out because we all sure as heck know you don't have anymore so do us all a favor and get out of the store and stay out this was followed by silence from the whole store well outside the stereo that was playing at the time mrs. Tuohy D just stood there with her mouth hung wide open as if she was trying to catch flies with a look of shock my co-workers looked at me in surprise as this was the first time I had let my anger out in such a fashion the customers at the registers that were getting rung up or all so quiet maybe some of the parents weren't happy at the language I used in my rant but I didn't care I walked off to the break room to calm down as I didn't like blowing up like that and I knew I was going to get yelled at from my boss over it but I sit down and drink some water to wait it was close to my break being over when the manager came into the break room and said across from me at the only table in the room he just sat there silently and I will admit panic kind of started to run on a rampage in my head he just stared at me for a few minutes before I heard it at first it was a chuckle before it became a full-blown laugh out of him manager you have no idea how much I wanted to do that to that woman he says between fits of laughter that's when I start to join him in his laughter I didn't get out of this unharmed I was told that as I technically was rude to a customer that I wouldn't be allowed to sign back in granted I may have lost a few hours of pay but honestly so worth it while you can't stop stupid but you sure as heck can blow up at it that being said I wanted to apologize for how long this post kind of god I'm sure I went off on a Rambler too I also want to thank everyone for taking the time to read this and to those that post comments I appreciate them and I enjoy reading them as they help lift my spirits when I'm in a dark mood even the full salvos for Ruiz by the next re generals and to mr. ed ed thank you for taking the time to read and do readings of my posts they are always awesome to hear as well as the other fantastic posts on the channel I do hope you're having an awesome day thank you for reading hope you enjoyed editor's note hi there more stories by dee fat man and congrats to our Regenerist of the day KC cat5 question mark question mark the Josh and credo become tomorrow's regionals by dropping as many reasons you can in the comments below

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Length: 26min 28sec (1588 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 19 2019