Releasing Every Animal in Zoo Tycoon

hey guys we're over here I went in Fieldstream and I created some absolute Mayhem on the game Zoo Tycoon remember to like favorite And subscribe rate Five Stars see you in the next see you in the video right are we ready to begin Phil so what do we want to what do we want to play I'm a big fan of basic grass map personally just you know how much money do we want in real life this is what I do in real life by the way chat how do we move oh weird so then we put an animal in right so here's our choice we have zebra a Thompson's gazelle of the activate Windows it's so big it's the real experience we're gonna get all of them look how happy they ought to be with each other it's like Noah's [ __ ] Ark in here now what the animals like is they like Savannah grass so what we do is we unpause the game Watch how happy they get whoa whoa dude I [ __ ] love it don't you why are you gonna make it weird look look at him go look at this [ __ ] ah a slightly bigger rock as well we [ __ ] up okay that's better so what the giraffe there is too much Savannah girls there's not enough sand they like sand oh only giraffes like that okay we made a mistake by vetting giraffes in here here's the plan we need to quell the numbers what here we go we'll know here we go oh my god oh oh oh oh well I'll just cut the numbers down quell the numbers down quell the numbers oh my God they're running for that life oh like the guests thinking that head empty you know yes thoughts activate wait everything yeah it did one it's a circle of life uh we'll be happy more rocks get some more rocks it'll get maybe a bit big rock there you like that one well a little rock next to it like that yeah surrounding it with rocks dot them everywhere on this [ __ ] he's more rocks let me get information the Lions the largest African carnivore this is a [ __ ] essay I'm not reading all of that it's not very many options for food do we let's put a restroom here so you know you can [ __ ] with the Lions yeah so now what we do is we put a bench maybe just so just for all the people who may have indigestion they can sit here and wait for their Partners to finish where's line one [ __ ] like oh there's like line one you just do not stop eating do you know what are we naming line one what's line one gonna be called Dave Dave latitude is gonna be called hello bigger gubbins so line three is gonna be called a hip happening gal line five [ __ ] Dave so we have Dave [ __ ] Dave hello big gubbins uh what we've got we got hot dog hot the dog let's put like a real vending machine let's put an observation area so we can watch him be eaten their favorite animal is the African Buffalo yours is a black rhinoceros you're going to be very disappointed with this zoo that speaking of which we should add more animals uh what should be the next animal do you think um penguin you're a penguin fan yeah we'll go for Penguins the best thing about penguins is we can do a low gate for Penguins because Penguins ain't escaping Ah that's silly yeah that's silly it's small and silly uh small enclosure for Penguins because you know we're not made of money says that with 190k in the bank yeah that's fine penguin one penguin two penguin three penguin four literally like snow you like snow you [ __ ] well apparently they do you can name penguin one uh Jeffrey little Jeff no no can I sell it oh I can sell the penguin I don't know in what industry I've sold it off into but I can't Jesus Christ I actually hate this canopy I built like with a passion which is the view really ruins the view just really ruins the view man all you've shown me oh god oh oh my god oh no oh my God no no no no no no oh my God no oh god oh you gotta get him in the [ __ ] boxes get him in the [ __ ] boxes oh my [ __ ] god is everyone [ __ ] leaving because the kid died oh Phil I [ __ ] up Zoo State the reputation of the zoo went straight down [Music] oh because I want to get rid of the [ __ ] canopy okay so we need a new new thing what do people what are the kids like what can we do saltwater croc crocodile a crocod [ __ ] now look now but now everyone will be really excited to come back to my zoo and they'll forget all about my heinous heinous safety oversized Geoffrey's wife is very sick no what's wrong Jeffrey's wife or maybe if Jeffrey's wife dies the man I'll let don't let Jeffrey's wife die life partner yeah don't let Jeffrey's life partner die [Music] oh my god there are too many lines now what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] who's been who's been getting busy Dave will [ __ ] to Dave wow very cute very cute baby lion noises large chimpanzee balls it's giving me loads of chimpanzee stuff too bad I just don't care about chimpanzees I know maybe maybe the guests do maybe we make more money money did you say money yeah okay we're gonna go for chimpanzees now actually we are hemorrhaging money no no we need more animals wait a minute wait a minute that's all right looked at the money we had 180k we need more animals is the key maybe that child death hindered our money-making abilities the problem is we just need to make them forget oh that easy what animal makes everyone forget about people's mistakes I'll tell you what it's the grizzly bear it's just it for admission I'm gonna say it costs 25 to come in you guys seem very happy okay 27 dollars why did I just know it was gonna be something of that variance do leopards and lions get on well yes oh that's okay leopard one is not happy with this though leopard is this it's I'm gonna sell you oh holy [ __ ] you like that one Phil huh you like that one because here's a stuffed slushy he's been given the highest cuts to my satisfaction what the [ __ ] man people forget quick it's not it's oh my God it's not even been two months yet I do think it's time for giraffes because you did ask them first that was like the first thing you requested from me was can we get giraffes and I said yes and then I fed them to Lions yeah that was pretty traumatic not gonna lie what did that wait what [Music] but she wasted no time after you named the filthy girl holy [ __ ] God I wish that would be you're you're like I'm getting I'm getting cozy now yeah you enjoying this game yeah I'm like leaning back in my chair I want to get a moose can we get moose [Laughter] but I'm leaning back in my chair oh look at the Moose mooses moose don't need High Gates do they they're not gonna jump over [ __ ] oh we can only get black bears and moose do they not like each other ah what do you two think of each other [Music] [Laughter] thank you you could have just looked it up Jesus Christ we don't want a bear no do we just get a thousand chimps do we just get a million chimps actually Phil yeah [ __ ] it go for it oh no oh too much too much grass now [ __ ] I forgot about my defenses though I was gonna put moose in here oh no so pick up oh my God stop and skipping stop us oh God here he comes okay we're gonna go with moose man I would I would suck if I was in charge of where [ __ ] went I'm glad I'm only in charge of financials by the way we have lost over a hundred thousand dollars in the past place is to keep up with the moose back let me call the Meat Boy moose trees escaped what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] they burned the plasma burn a hole in the wall okay you're going home we're keeping we're keeping the Meat Boy The Meat Boy wouldn't do that and we're updating the fence and now we're gonna now we need him foreign s more animals available for purchase elephants and California sea lion do you guys like California sea lions no no no no no no no no no no no no more zookeepers I think it's just too much [ __ ] there's just [ __ ] everywhere Zoo status is not very good what was the second Nexus event what happened this was the lion this was random lion lion event right and this was the random chimp event and this and this is the Moose event oh yeah the [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] ow we just we've never earned money laughing at the seams and it's all my fault me boy he really is the Meat Boy look at him no no no no no [ __ ] stop him please oh my God [Laughter] everybody people [Music] died okay just can't kill is an important mother what's the most important mother is not happy we can't do anything right oh my God [Laughter] that was so many things stacked on top of each other the [ __ ] moose escaping twice oh my [ __ ] god holy [ __ ] dude unpause [ __ ] [ __ ] State kill it's not happy you remember who that is an important mother who is that is that you who the [ __ ] is giraffe five I didn't even know I had five giraffes dancing [ __ ] pizza and burger hmm and hot hot dog hot dog we already have and ice cream and drink there's gonna be so many people throwing up around here I want them all to eat them in one go giraffe giraffes can shut the [ __ ] up six like a 9 000 is not all our animals are sad okay then we then we throw down a toilet oh yes perfect yep and an elephant ride oh [ __ ] [ __ ] wait what oh what that doesn't seem ethical it's probably more right why are all the animals not happy they're pissed dude oh God okay we need seating two two meters apart social distance no covert pandemic in my video game please this is my escapism Phil oh my God if these animals say they're not happy one more [ __ ] time if if these animals say they're not happy what right that's [ __ ] it where are these [ __ ] is it okay okay [ __ ] go on what are you gonna do no look at the zoo the [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] look we pick up this one they are refer to you tell me if you're happy now no no no no don't put them in there no no you're happy now you're happy now [ __ ] stain no hey important mother you happy oh no not important mother please this one's a baby this one's a literal baby gazelle look you guys happy now oh my [ __ ] god that's not how we solved the problem you've just messed Feast can't be unhappy in Hell who was shook I don't remember cause given birth but I don't know who sh is such a little dancer man congratulations what was that what can go wrong is given birth where's what can go there's what can go wrong's baby can go wrong apparently this dude look how popular this is oh dude food my food's away just as I predicted I have a question I'm going to oh giraffes are still not happy I'm going to do this um and I'm going to fill it full of lions oh no oh no what that's all about money Phil have you ever seen the TV show The Twilight Zone yeah okay go wild will please my king oh my God he's my king there's so many how are we still making money the name my Kings go forth go forth and kill look at this guy getting ripped to shreds oh this is so [ __ ] hippopotamus hippopotamus is free Maybe world needs a couple more polar bears not the Penguins no maybe oh my God it's running it's running maybe this world needs some Siberian tigers oh that is the opposite you hungry fellas [Music] no no no I see them leaving no no no oh my God you cannot leave stop trying to leave they're walking through it again oh you just put a [ __ ] wallet welcome to the hotel oh such a lovely place [Music] here [Music] something something something it's only a matter of time that one's just like yummy I'm full of child what the [ __ ] [Laughter] okay the nightmare is over I think is it because because Phil you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave [Music] wait are you just sucking them oh God look at this look at the Siberian tiger in the Crowd Oh my God that one work has just stood there like I don't get paid in the fish you know what you know what I would like to save yeah [Music] foreign [Music] oh my God

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Length: 19min 30sec (1170 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 06 2022