Rejected Sponsors From the H3 Podcast

there's this like I'm not gonna say the company because they're not sponsored but you can now in California this blows my mind when I was a kid to get weed it was so shady do you had to talk with like actual criminals they get a gram of weed yep now you know you could get an app on your phone and ten minutes later they're gonna bring you a high-tech vape pen with ten CBD to one THC you can get all the formulas imperfectly like little tech vape pens and [ __ ] and I'm I had I don't smoke weed at all I haven't in a long long time since I was in like high school so this all kind of just passed me by until right now and I was talking to Dan he's like yeah I just used this app on my phone I they delivered to me in ten minutes and I was just like what how is that possible and so that I want to try this I misspoke do you know what time I try it so and then I'm telling that happened I was like wait I can just go in a store and talk to someone and buy this so crazy and I go oh no weird yeah it even feels weird to be talking about about the local drug legal dress like Jake drinking alcohol no smoking cigarettes so I got my phone I say we'd store Google Maps there's three of them within like five minutes dry it's so crazy so I think I'm gonna stop at a weed store I'm gonna walk and be like guys is the weed store especially growing up having to go through you know meeting some shady dude in alleyway or whatever to be able to walk into like this pristine store and there's a : shelves and shelves I love people that are passionate about weed man they're so enthusiastic it can be a bit much but yo they're like yo so what mood are you in you like you want to get you want to chill you want to work you want to play you want to sleep you want to focus it's like dude it all is the same one you don't feel anything one to feeling yeah that's all I've ever dude and then whenever I say that even though if smoke weed look on your time they're like no you didn't try the right [ __ ] yeah yo are you in the mood to play are you an energetic are you running are you flying you want to be funny you want to be sad you want to be pensive you want to be thoughtful what do you feel like that they're gonna ask you that story they're there all the people that work in those kind of places are totally like that and every time I'm just like there's no way right I mean I talk to a lot of donors and they say that it's real but I'm so skeptical that that any mention makes a difference I think it's a placebo effect personally effect that really wants to say that we should pickle that placenta you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you whoever's recommended a pickle my turds but thank you for your subscription at least say subscribe and every view matters so I'm gonna go over there yo Cat Stevens rest in peace he's fallen on hard times but he's has one of my favorite jokes about weed of all time he goes he goes you walk in a drug I cut I'm such a white guy ruining comedy I'm gonna do my best here guys everyone's on the edge of the seat right here we got y'all ready you want you when you walk in his story to go they always make it sound like screech like as crazy as possible they go this was called death like what you did I made sure that was Katt Williams Katt Williams Stevens that's the guy who went yeah I [ __ ] that up from the get-go Katt Williams though the the funny little black gentleman with the straight hair why does it sound weird when you say a little he's short it's part of his bit yeah I mean he would talk about all he caught himself a black leprechaun he goes you just you walk in and smoke it and die he's like no not death death you smoke this you can't hear [ __ ] man I got [ __ ] to do today but that's how I feel like weed is if it bucks up my whole day folks in my whole week cuz like that day I'm [ __ ] up and then the next day I'm like a little washed out still and I'm like in my head like oh I'll never be the same how many times is that thought occurred to me well I'll never be the same again I can't believe I smoke the weed again Here I am about to go but you know why I'm interested because of this chill one Dan told me about it's called chill it's got ten parts CBD to one party THC the CBD stuff it's definitely a different experience it doesn't get you high as [ __ ] like normal weed or oily Michael vibrator did I smoke already yo are you in a mood to game you want to experience you want heightened pleasure what do you feel like you hungry you're not hungry you happy yo we got here a is your boy mr. weed you know what time it is hey I got the weed you gonna smoke uh-huh just one gonna make you happy just one gonna make you sad this one's gonna make you sleep this one gonna make you mad oh man I got the weed for with that but you want ha you know what time it is we smoke the weed when we happy and then we smoke the weed when we're not young mom we smoke the weed when way out to space we spoke to ease when we wake up in and we smoke the weed when we put the kid to bed we hotbox the kid's room but smoke da weed the kid they say it in the weed is good for the kid my wife was pregnant and she smoke the weed my kid come out and he say yeah I want to smoke the weed I spoke no weed I blow the weed in my child's face he crying coughing and I spoke the weed and then I smoke the weed oh wow thank you that was brought to free I trust pretty good I had that cued up no it's cool you you basically Zack that was great what you did is you set me up for a slam dunk you ollie you me off the back door tonight I drove in this room was a great thing was that who did that was that Danner Zack I wanted that was the Zack okay good props to Zack on that thank you very much today is episode 104 the musical hundred for smoke the weed man is your dick soft then you bet the smoke though we like you get to survive like a creepy clone what I like it it's funny oh you like it yeah cuz creepy clown doesn't sound good when your dicks off your bed to smoke dull weed if you dip too hard you bear to smoke though weed if you're hungry then you bet to smoke though we if you're dying you better smoke a man is Tuesday brother you smoke in the weed hit me with that music cuz it just sounds racist without the music yeah hit me brother with the music alright what is today Friday afternoon brother you know what time it is yes let's smoke the weed brother hey Friday afternoon we got the smoke though we may Matt outside afternoon we gonna smoke the weed we pulling up weeds we gonna smoke the weed I'm doing gardening a gun the smoke no weed my mama comes over gun to smoke no weed my mama come over says I'm dying my mama she says I need something Danice is mama smoke till weed I kicked about my house it was time to smoke the weed did you ever prove the weed that's when you boof the weed you inhale a joint through the ain't nots the membranes of the colon are absorb the weed it's more potent man and you get more bang for your money it's Friday afternoon yeah sparked up I'm headed down to my local weed shop brother I walk into the weed shop and the press are on the other I'll say you gonna smoke the weed I say yes brother we smoke the weed he says are you sleepy a hungry you're hungry you wonder if I did what about it your buddy I said yes brother smoke dog weed you want a treat smoke the weed you want to sleep smoke the weed do you want to you want to smoke the weed with me brother hit him hit him there you go you hating on a brother because Eli you 18 did score over here this girl hatin on a Jamaican brother you SWA I smoked the weed and she hatin on me I need more hating sounds you know like I can't express we can't smoke the weed cuz you're pregnant right yeah I don't think so I can't do anything do you want early drink coffee yeah that's true so I'm excited to go to the dispensary it makes it and then regret it deeply I'm gonna be home being like smoke don't we eat smoked a weird and I might hit it and be like okay I'm never gonna be the same again I can't believe I'm here again I'm smoking weed again well let's see what happens but the CBD stuff it really is a it's kind of a different beat this podcast is longer than Shane Dawson videos yeah it's a podcast not a video it's a long-form content it's a podcast everybody who clicks this knows that it's just some dumb [ __ ] hello remember how we met speed weed oh yeah oh my god when we did kill Tony I met this guy named speed weed and he owns a guess it was at his name no no I don't want I'm not I don't want to endorse these products yeah I don't know anything about this website I don't recommend it I'm not sponsored by them it was just funny though he was trying to get in he wanted me to promote it and I was like I don't know cuz I there I do I do have a line of things that I don't like to promote on the show like jewel has approached us and I was like I don't want to promote that yeah you know you can do it on your own we can there's enough other things to promote there's plenty of other stuff you know what are some pits some ones we've rejected should we not say I feel like it's interesting we rejected a alpha brain alpha brain was very aggressive yeah but I can't I was like just touch it for two months then we straight guinea pig because I'll tell you I wanted to once on so much because they have so much money and they want it it's so bad so I was like I was like is there any way that we can do it so I was like Dan can you take the [ __ ] mm-hmm for like a month and tell me if you feel anything I took it religiously for two months and you know my experience may vary but I will say I didn't feel [ __ ] but I can't on one hand make fun of people that eat their placenta and then on the other hand so [ __ ] alpha brain you know just not today right thank you for being the guinea pig though Dan we do hairy shade that any time what have you got what else do we reject sports betting he rejected game loans loans that was one yeah loans I was like I just don't know why I didn't want to be I don't want to be no that's too i don't be involved in that and so like not it was a reputable company apparently they're like internet loans okay yeah but it's just like but I yeah loans are such an ugly mess yeah guys you can get commercials for the army to like I don't believe yeah so weird for me to see a commercial to the army yeah is that always so yes oh we're I agree there's huge billboards but you weren't drive around like join the army today like whoa the army needs advertisements to get people that's crazy yeah what we talking about the loans they're like the copy was like no credit required hmm I was like yeah well just like guys I should do like this guy's head on over to [ __ ] get me in debt calm and no credit is required and also when you're done head on over to Teddy fresh we've got a new drop down now that you have money there something with like sex toys I have no problem with what sit flush like then they wanted to send us flush with I don't think I wanted to add I think it was a sex toy website and I just thought it was too risque I think I think I would I would take a fleshlight sponsorship but I just don't know if you - yeah it's a little hard with YouTube like I have dude I'm a full support flush lights but it won't be a family-friendly like immediately right what I am that's what I was concerned about I think dude should get flush lights and [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of huh cuz girls we have all these crazy sex toys and that's fine it's cute even you seen those girls that girls have they're like [ __ ] like they look like nuclear reactors some of these vibrators you know oh god forbid I get a fleshlight with a [ __ ] they put my dick in paint the problem with dudes down so yeah uncool I know flashlight I know it's real and the problem with dude's exercise is a youjizz and it makes such a mess it's so gross so if you're not handling that aspect like in a logical way can get real nasty get a tool box get it to [ __ ] a tool box but your dick in a toolbox now they started making like flush lights that have like that does everything for you this flashlight will suck your dick but you still jizz in it so it's kind of a tough workaround we're gonna need a flashlight they're like vacuums the jizz up but then you still have the problem is you still have to do something with it unless it goes to like a sewer system I guess people are saying in the chat that a lot of people do the flashlight ads Oh for real on YouTube I don't know I'll do flush like I've only support them I do I swear to god I'll leave I'll use one and endorse it hmm I don't care I really don't care I think guys should put their do more things cuz girls get all the fun well I'll put it no I can't ask answers yeah damn let's put a note out to our agency that we want to work with flush light I'm serious I'm dead serious like why is it a flashlight right because it's like conspicuous that you could hide it yeah flashlight but it's a for my 19 650 yeah you're not flowing it a ladder they have butthole flashlights and then they have like flush lights that are modeled after certain people's bubbles [Music] pornstar butthole flush lights do they have to take a mold yes dad it's a car it's a carbon copy I guess it sounds like it's fine cuz they're saying that even Joe Rogan did it and Bobby Lee for real and this according today would be the best partner for flowers oh so many flashlights [ __ ] one don't buy them yet though if you're listening don't go buy them yet doubt this is known that we run no nut until we get that fleshlight endorsement so don't seriously go buy those yet but the problem with dude I think that it's hard to beat the old-fashioned way with it as a guy mm-hmm right because it's like it's all a lot of hubbub for guy it's just like oh [ __ ] all right let's go oh the girls you need like a nuclear reactor and like you need like a nuclear-powered submarine you need like advanced AI to be like crunch the numbers on how to give you an orgasm not you specifically I'm just saying women all right the dildo has AI hi my name is Alfred I'll be crunching the numbers today on your orgasm tell me what what kind of mood are you it I'll be taking your pulse to calculate your stress levels and I'll be putting a probe up your vagina to take a temperature test and to see what your wall in diameter is today just sit back relax and I'll do all the work hi how're you feeling you're doing good yeah I'm fine okay I'll keep going increasing temperature to 82 degrees hike hi this is your dildo speaking I could sense that I could sister your mood has dipped a little bit it's something on your mind [Music] yes updates on my mind my boyfriend he just did call me a couple of weeks Oh oh that's you deserve better than that [Music] you deserve better than that that's a shame your beautiful princess warrior you deserve better than that [Music] [Laughter] [Music]

Channel: H3 Podcast Highlights

Views: 392,865

Rating: 4.7535243 out of 5

Keywords: h3 podcast, podcast, h3h3, h3h3productions, ethan klein, ethan and hila, sponsors

Id: DocgAB4VU6g

Length: 21min 44sec (1304 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 18 2019