H3 On Shane Dawson's Conspiracy Documentary

okay so Shane did this huge conspiracy series you guys may have seen it now here's my hot take we need like a hot take sound fact here's Ethan's hot take on Shane's conspiracy documentary way too [ __ ] long I couldn't agree more I cannot make it through those long videos I heard all the hubbub about the Chucky Cheese [ __ ] and I like so Shane has this conspiracy theory that Chuck because the slices are unsymmetrical and it looks like the pieces have Frankenstein together yeah that the theory is that employees scooped up old slices and reuse them in the back so he did this huge investigation and he forced because his videos get so many views chucky cheese was forced to make a statement like our pizzas made fresh and it's delicious whatever you know suspicious statement so I was like wow this is pretty funny so let me check this out and man this [ __ ] made a two-hour video I mean there's plenty of nice things to say about it and I don't need to suck Shane's dick because everyone else is doing that but this mother-fricker it was making two hour long videos and 30 million effin 30 [ __ ] million people watched it so what the hell do I know present long for me I'm just being Frank I think he like hacked into like YouTube's algorithm because it's all about watch time now people are gonna growing that out so they're just letting their videos right baby I feel like that cut that video could be 20-30 minutes yeah but Shane's just like let it ride boy 2 hours and YouTube's like yup 110 minutes nope want two hours yup how many minutes how many minutes your video got a lot how many recommended views a lot so anyway but I did fight flump thumb through it and watch the chuck-e-cheese part I thought it was funny he was entertaining it was very playful but it would annoy me was that he does not acknowledge the obvious thing that was driving me nuts because he's like driving home the point did he he did a takedown on Chuckie Cheese he like full-on Vince McMahon Donald Trump you know that gif takedown WWF style because he was trying to build an atmosphere where somehow chuck-e-cheeses corporate policy is to instruct their low-level employees to scoop up used pizza and reuse it no yeah of course there's there's literally zero percent chance okay so I have to assume that him and and well I don't know he never he never acknowledged that it's not really true and that the obvious answer is that they are making 20 pies at I'm back there and they just mix and match them based on what you order mm-hmm you grab like a pepperoni you have a cheese and you have a sausage and people I wanna half pepperoni half sausage they don't bake a new a new one they say I'm gonna take half of this pepperoni I'm taking off the sausage and they don't fit perfectly together huh I cracked the code thank you DaVinci Code solve Shane I'd like to be in your next conspiracy theory I have never seen Chucky Cheese or be into one tit I can't wait to take our kid there so those characters oh yeah I was like good I'm like the real conspiracy is not the pizza the real conspiracy theory is what the [ __ ] is with these masks oh how is this kid-friendly who is in these suits man like these are the original furries right not only so Chuckie Cheese is kind of a strange place first of all you're gambling there you are you're they giving out tickets okay it's like an arcade where you get tickets and you win a bunch of useless crap mm-hmm yeah so there's kind of like fundamental rudimentary camp what a gambling because you put in coins and then you get tickets for like it's a it's can't I mean you know the elements are there games of chance okay want some candy skeeball is not a game of chance that's a game for champions right there well to be frank with you Dan that was a game for the savage because that those places are so undermanned they even here's how worthless those tickets are we would just walk straight up the ramp and put it in the bull's eye like we I had a friend there when I get a birthday party we would sat there for 10 minutes just putting the ball like we were sitting on the ramp and just putting the ball in the bull's eye and like it is inhuman to be that skilled and the amount of tickets we got still didn't get us anything valuable really yeah like the amount of tickets you need to win like a ps4 you would need to spend like a hundred thousand dollars and you want to take our kid there yeah it says it's fun I like the atmosphere but obviously what's going on with these most that's a drawing but here this is my favorite this is my favorite that's a real photo okay like what the hell they had these wrote animatronic robots that would put on a show for you while you ate your pizza oh my god and do like songs and dances and [ __ ] they changed the mascot this is the new one it's better than that really the eyes are so dead and soul this and uncanny do you know the Isaac yeah all messed up but like near one is like just look how he looks at you oh my god yeah that's the one that was there when I was a kid look at this guy this guy's seen better days do kids like this aren't afraid of it I like we loved it as kids yeah yeah only now this girl didn't love it I think that's a so at any rate so Shane was building this atmosphere of trying to be like make it believable that they have a corporate policy of scooping up old slices and we're using it so he was showing like clips of like news reports of fights breaking out and kids crying and people recording like the ball pit and there was like poop in the ball pit there's a ton of chuck-e-cheeses the fights did the dude there's people fighting and chuck-e-cheese I've got clip video video evidence from shameless using clips of people fighting and I was oh oh my god this is so much better than the actual like dude watch this I couldn't believe this is like captivating oh look at this Pizza salsa blood like pizza sauce or blood on that whatever just get a will reserve it what's the difference and attacked chuck-e-cheeses employees in Miami when they fighting over as customers slugged it out with each other no people did women with hair as the children run for cover Liuba Lamar Wallace what could that's a great question what could you possibly be beefing over at Chuck E Cheese to start pulling here and throw so apparently at Chuck E Cheese they serve beer to the parents yeah I was about to say and it's like really cheap so I think that probably has something to do with your more crazy it's like a $5 pitchers so oh wow yeah so beer to the parents peace it to the kids pooping the ball pen this place still exists oh yeah and somehow Shane went there with two other dudes without a kid and spent the whole day there recording and nobody said anything like how have I never seen those boys dude there was one where I grew up I [ __ ] my parents suck I used to look at their longingly every time you'd be like god I wish I could go to Chuck E Cheese but I'm not even gonna bother to ask with my parents [ __ ] suck so who cares about Papa John's when you got Chuckie Chuckie Cheese is like an event it's like birthday party isn't [ __ ] it's like all you spend the whole day there you know hmm it's the best fricking day ever and that's kind of dope when the parents are getting blackout drunk it's like the best of both worlds if your trashy do getting blackout drunk and throwing fish at Chuck E Cheese so obviously you know I learned a lot about Chuck E Cheese I still want to go there and the pizza looks bomb I mean I'm so I want pizza you uh this diets killing me I was looking at Chuck E Cheese and I was like I don't give a [ __ ] if they reused that pizza or not I'll eat that can we eat pizza night no okay it's good thank you thank you gotta wait until we got a kid how many pizza we got you know how much Islands how much pizza we got none how much piece do we want some how much family top is on that Pizza Three Olives cheese pepperonis that's three getting blackout drunk at my chuck-e-cheese throwing bars and I'm getting ready to brawl talk [ __ ] on my son and get leveled son I'm on that skee-ball hitting number one yo cuz son sit on that ramp put the ball in that mouse's mouth get a hundred points every time with the ball maybe when you're done you can afford a sour head aged head to chuck-e-cheese get flung out drunk yeah get that pizza get that pizza all right good we have fun here don't go places like this in Israel that is so American dude I know I know I didn't as a personal debt but I mean I mean like it's Laura Phi America that it's like so find it laughter I need your kids pizza chucky cheese statement they said a spokesman strongly refuted Shane's claims the claims made in this video about chucky cheese in our pizza are unequivocally false the spokesman said no conspiracy here theory here our pizzas are made to order when we prepare our dough fresh and restaurant which means that they're not always perfectly uniform in shape but always delicious there's some deception in this statement because clearly they're not made to order just say just explain what I explained that has to be the explanation yeah you have them cued up and you just [ __ ] him out it's fine but there's some deception here oh you cannot sit you're just fueling the conspiracy because when you say we prepare our dough fresh that's why it's not perfectly uniform no dude Shane literally took out here I'll show you guys he took he took it so far just to prove that they're from different pizzas he proved it in like two seconds it's so obvious but like eat in his mind he's proving that the employees scoop it up and reuse it but it's your percent zero percent let's just say that let's just say that was all Greek that literally does not happen Shane it cannot that's insane can I make an offer an open invite to Shane after you present every conspiracy theory bring me on to give the counter-argument from everyone hate me such a [ __ ] joy kill now check the place they're editing hilarious the crisis should be so he I mean it's funny yeah I love his reaction this is he's looking at a pizza that's a little unsymmetrical this is insane I gotta say that one was all pepperoni dude I don't see why you would mix and match that one because they mixed half already then it's not rocket science they had it they have got like five pepperoni pizzas in back what's it's likely that they these are all leftover slices from other people there's no way dude there's literally it's just first of all there's how there's unannounced health inspections yeah second of all you would never and it keep you would never be able to keep low level employees you can't operate a business you cannot bring low every low level employee in on a fraud yeah that violates every health code okay SEC like also making pizzas cheap why they have no reason to do that on a corporate level you know what I'm saying it's not what happens they have five pepperonis back there half of it well this one went to the half sausage and then someone's like well I want to [ __ ] pepperoni and then they had two half pepperonis left and they combined it it's not rocket science dan so look at this by the way three dudes and a Chuckie Cheese without kids taking pictures of pizza yes we all I mean I was like yes I agree but your conclusion is not right so he goes on and on to prove that does he not eat the pizza I know I don't think they ever took bites I would eat that [ __ ] how would that [ __ ] looks Kabam you look look at that and tell me you don't want to eat that looks good thank you we're getting somewhere do you want pizza for dinner okay this so wait so do you think that's half of a pepperoni pizza half of the cheese [ __ ] literally it's a bunch of any hearts cut into some woman talking about sex trafficking I was like oh my god the wall on me there right that's what that was about tack I didn't watch that part uh yeah it was like she's a youtuber and it's an old friend and this dude like they met on like tinder or something and he later his closet er as far as like wanting to take her and fake birth certificates and [ __ ] like that it's pretty gnarly to mash up Chuckie Cheese and yes trafficking quite a transition but the first here let me show you the first thing because it's funny it's very long and cheap it just it annoyed me that he never like just mentioning Chuckie Cheese they like wake up one morning 30 million views 30 million people believing that they're yeah serving years PETA you leftover slices they're like what did we do what do we do except serve $5 pitchers and get parents blackout drunk so I think we all accept the premise see he's kind of doing what high IQ people like me would just call a straw man argument what's that is that right somebody don't correct me if I'm wrong high IQ people like myself of 200 IQ or plus we describe things such as straw man fallacy where he's setting up an argument that doesn't exist to prove a point that's not really provable okay so what he's done is he's just spent all this time trying to prove that these came from different pizzas that is not in dispute that's obvious the point he's trying to prove that he has no evidence for is do employees scoop it up and reuse it there's zero evidence for that and the evidence is plain that it all that it comes from different pop from pizza pies we've got someone here in the chats and you worked there for two years ya know with takis they used slice he's in on it yeah they paid not chuck-e-cheese that's a show can you imagine like a I'd mute making seven dollars an hour they're like yo we're gonna need you to stake use pizza and also if you tell anyone we're gonna kill your family beige you saw what chucky cheese looks like would you say no to that guy yeah hey hotel you tell anyone about this I'm gonna break your [ __ ] legs capisce you know what it called me Chucky Cheese cuz the e stands for enemy number one which is what I'm gonna be if you snitch on the right no luck you out the window I'm like nobody snitches on the rat capiche I'm gonna rape your mother serious that escalated yeah he's got a scare these [ __ ] I will rape your mother do you understand your kid I will put your mother's body into a pizza into a human-sized pizza box capisce I'm glad that person chimed in though obviously and also their chains they're all owned and operated by different owners so some of them can be sleazier and dirtier than other ones probably you know either what are you typing oh oh that we have chat yeah you guys can subscribe you could become a member of the h3 podcast just like when we were on Twitch all right and you can participate in our chat and use all of our wonderful badges and icons and logos honestly I we had it open to everyone and I think anyone who read the chat will agree that it was such ass this is not a money thing a chat open to the general public is such yes I need to pull down my pants to pass it so what we did is we and we did a Members Only chat and it's so much better it's actually nice to hear from them we get a beautiful anecdote like that one there I'm Chucky G's employee so thank you guys here let me show you this clip so he like he see us eyes a picture of a pizza and so we're not arguing yeah do you know what I'm saying like you're miss like we accept the premise it's not that unbelievable it's like opening a picture of the sky and being like look at the hue it's blue I'm ain't dropping it look at everyone on the spectrum accept me accept the premise because those greasy little [ __ ] slices I feel like when I eat a slice of pizza I immediately gain two pounds [Music] yeah it's not that complicated I think they're they're goofing around I would say it's so over the top yeah no they got to give them the benefit of doubt that it's tongue-in-cheek well it's definitely tongue-in-cheek and they're definitely good from around it laughing but I washed every sequenced but is it clear that it's no because no Alex Jones is also no it's not that's that that's what was annoying me and by the end he starts making serious accusations and joking about like ooh maybe I should consult my lawyer and I was like wait maybe you should mm-hmm wouldn't be amazing if Shane got sued by Chucky she's eight nobody snitches on the rat capiche I don't think it could really get sued because he's not claiming anything to be fact right there was one scene where he made a joke about that where he was like I think it's a fact that is he's like oh no I mean it's my opinion it's funny though I enjoy it and I'm available Shane you need the the wet towel segment if you want to bring your show down make everybody skip forward hey don't forget to put people don't forget to put a pepperoni on my grave you know that song don't forget to put roses on my grave yeah don't forget to put pepperoni on my grave here lies Chuckie Cheese passed away from heart attack 2018-2019 here's to a real one and I see you sitting there and blacked out from a five dollar picture your kid is lost in the ball pit he's taking a dump in the ball pit and there's a pedophile in the corner eating pizza all alone and watching your kid while you're blacked out how's that course go so don't forget to put pepperoni on my grave cheese has announced oh he was trying to push me on chucky cheese has announced that they will be putting a hit on shane dawson sooner the mouse is not happy there's a million Pizza hit [Music]

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Length: 24min 44sec (1484 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 17 2019