>> HEY, SHOULD WE START EATING
OR WAIT FOR ROBIN AND DANE? >> I DON'T KNOW, ARE THEY STILL
COMING, THEY'RE TWO HOURS LATE. >> WELL, I GUESS, NOW THAT
THEY'RE BIG REALITY TV STARS, THEY THINK THEY CAN SHOW UP WHEN
EVER. >> OH, COME ON, DON'T DO THAT.
THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS AND THEY'RE GREAT --
ON "KINGS AND QUEENS OF SANTA
CLARITA." >> DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE
CHANGED? >> I'M SURE THEY'RE THE SAME OLD
DOWN TO EARTH PEOPLE WE REMEMBER.
>> OH MY GOD, WE'RE LATE, WE'RE THE WORST.
>> WE SUCK SO BAD, SO HARD, AND FOR SO LONG.
I NEED HUGS FROM EVERYONE. >> SO DO I, HUGS!
I GOT TO HUG MY GIRL. >> AND WHERE ARE MY BROS?
LET ME PUNCH YOUR BUTTS AND SLAP YOUR SACKS.
>> OH, WOW. >> YOU GUYS, I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW GREAT IT IS TO BE OUT OF L.A. AND BACK IN FLAGSTAFF WITH
MY NORMIES. >> GIVE ME REG PEACE --
EVER -- OVER HOLLY-WOO-WOO ANYDAY.
>> WELL, I WOULD OFFER YOU A DRINK, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
ALREADY WALKED IN WITH FULL CLASSES OF GLASSES OF WINE.
>> WE DID. GET OUT!
WE JUST STARTED OUR OWN LINE WEIGHT LOSS WINE.
HOW COOL IS THAT? >> YEAH, IT'S CALLED
SLIMFINDELS! YOU GOT CAFFEINE, OLESTRA, AND
ZINFIN IN IT. >> YOU GET SO MUCH ENERGY, AND
YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM 11 TIMES A DAY.
>> AND ANOTHER 11 AT NIGHT. >> WOW IS THAT OKAY FOR YOUR
SYSTEM? >> OH YEAH, IT'S TOTALLY SAFE,
>> WE BROUGHT BOTTLES FOR ALL OF YOU.
THE LABELS ARE WRONG THOUGH. IT'S GOT KARLA FROM "THE CHEW"
ON THEM. >>> YEAH, SHE BACKED OUT.
SO, THEY CAME TO US. HOW TABOO IS THAT?
>> YEAH. THAT'S GREAT. YOUR FACES ARE DIFFERENT NOW.
>> YEAH, THANK YOU, THEY ARE. THEY REALLY ARE.
>> WE GOT THE MOST EXPENSIVE PROCEDURE FROM THE CHEAPEST
DOCTOR WE COULD FIND. >> IT CERTAINLY LOOKS LIKE THAT.
>> AWE -- AWE --
>> DO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR DOG DOWN?
>> NO, SHE DOESN'T WALK, SHE HATES IT.
>> WALKING IS FOR BABIES, AND YOU ARE PRINCESS.
THE GROUND IS SO DIRTY FOR THIS BABY.
>> NO, SHE DIDN'T LIKE IT AND NOW SHE CAN'T, SHE DOESN'T HAVE
THE MUSCLES. >> NO, THE LEG MUSCLE DON'T
WORK. >> GOD, IT IS SO GROUNDED BEING
BACK HERE. >> WELL SHOULD WE SIT DOWN AND
CATCH UP? >> YEAH, GREAT IDEA.
YOU KNOW WHAT, OUR CAMERA CREW IS OUTSIDE, DO YOU GUYS MIND IF
WE JUST FILM A LITTLE OF IT? >> LIKE US?
YOU WANT US ON THE SHOW? >> YEAH, YOU KNOW, JUST US
CATCHING UP AND TALKING. IT WILL BE LIKE A SWEET BACK
HOME MOMENT SHOWING PEOPLE OUR ROOTS.
>> YEAH, SURE, I GUESS SO, THAT COULD BE FUN.
>> TOTALLY. COME IN GUYS, THEY'RE COOL WITH
IT. >> HEY GUYS, JUST ACT LIKE WE'RE
NOT HERE, AND -- ACTION. >>> YOU ARE A MANIPULATIVE
SKANK. YOU WISH YOU HAD EVERYTHING THAT
I HAVE. >> WHAT?
>> YOU NEED TO OWN IT, OWN YOUR BS.
>> EXCUSE ME? >> HEY, DON'T YOU DARE YELL AT
MY WIFE. I OUGHT TO HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD
WITH MY DOG. >> OH -- HERE'S SOME PANTIES.
>> YEAH. >> JAY, NEXT TIME WEAR THAT YOU
HAVE BEEN SHOWING YOUR CHOOCH ALL NIGHT.
MY POOR HUSBAND'S EYES ARE ABOUT TO FLOP OUT OF HIS HEAD.
>> I'M A MAN AFTER ALL. >> WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>> BUDDY, DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU WITH MY DOG.
I WILL DO IT, PEANUT IS LOCKED AND LOADED.
>> WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO OUR VOWS RENEWAL IN CATALINA.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW. >> WE DID IT WAS RIGHT AFTER I
CHEATED ON HER. EVERYONE WAS THERE.
LITERALLY EVERYONE BE YOU, YOU BITCH.
>> ALSO MY WIFE CAN'T HAVE CHICKEN!
OKAY, WHAT IS THIS TOM? >> IT'S CHICKEN.
>> WHAT IS THIS BIRD? >> IT'S CHICKEN, LIKE HE SAID.
>> MY WIFE -- CAN'T --
HAVE -- CHICKEN!
>> I STOPPED EATING ANYTHING THAT CAN TALK.
>> IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW, YOU WOULD KNOW THIS.
I TOLD YOU WE OUT GREW THESE C WORDS.
>> AND CUT. >> THAT WAS AWESOME.
>> HEY THANKS, GUYS, FOR DOING THAT.
>> YEAH, OKAY, THEY'RE GOING TO E-MAIL YOU ALL RELEASE FORMS.
>> YEAH. YEAH.
>> CAN WE USE YOUR BATHROOM? >> WHY, SO YOU CAN POOP OUT YOUR
ENERGY WINE? >> MAYBE, BUT MOSTLY TO DO
DRUGS.
My boyfriend told me I was reading too much into it and this wasnt a housewives sketch at all, but he's an idiot. I own it. Catalina? Panties!? My boyfriend obviously doesn't understand nuance. Brb to go do coke in the bathroom.
I also caught the part where the wife accuses one of her friends of not wearing panties and the husband says that he is a "red-blooded male"
The "renewed our vows right after I cheated on her" 🤔
This is awesome.
MY WIFE CANT HAVE CHICKON!!! 😂
Aidy Bryant laughing was cracking me up
OH MY GAWD THE END 😂😂
"ooOoOoOooOo CAN WE USE YOUR BATHROOM?"
"Why, so you can poop out your energy wine?"
"No, no no no! We're just gonna do drugs in there."
Will Fucking Ferrell.
Is that a real dog? If it is, it looks medicated.
You guys, you need to be taking sketch comedy more seriously. Sketch comedy is a serious thing.