Ventriloquist - SNL

>>> ALL RIGHT. FOLKS, WE'RE JUST GETTING WARMED UP TONIGHT AT THE HI-HAT LOUNGE. PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE WALLY CULPEPPER AND HIS LITTLE PAL CHIPPY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HEY! GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. I AM INDEED WALLY CULPEPPER AND THIS LITTLE STICK OF FIREWOOD IS CHIPPY. CHIPPY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY "HI" TO ALL THE LOVELY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TONIGHT? >> I SURE WOULD. WHEN ARE THEY SHOWING UP? >> BOY, CHIPPY, SOUNDS LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF BED. >> I THOUGHT SO, TOO. BUT YOUR WIFE DIDN'T MIND. >> NOW, CHIPPY. THAT'S NOT VERY POLITE. >> YOU TRY BEING POLITE WHEN YOU'VE GOT A MAN'S HAND UP YOUR BUTT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> CHIPPY. THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW. TRY TO KEEP IT G-RATED. >> YOU TRY KEEPING IT G-RATED WHEN YOU'VE GOT A MAN'S HAND UP YOUR BUTT. >> HA-HA. >> OKAY. OKAY. WE GET THE POINT. SO DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND, CHIPPY? >> YOU TRY HAVING PLANS THIS WEEKEND WHEN YOU'VE GOT A MAN'S HAND UP YOUR BUTT. I'M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY. THIS MAN'S ENTIRE HAND IS UP MY BUTT. >> HEY, MAN. CUT IT OUT. >> CHIPPY, THE AUDIENCE DOESN'T APPRECIATE YOUR HI JINX. >> DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! YOU ARE WITNESSING A CRIME. AND YOU ARE ALL COMPLICIT. HELP! HELP! THIS GROWN MAN HAS HIS ENTIRE HAND UP MY BUTT! >> HEY, GET YOUR HAND OUT THE LITTLE MAN'S BUTT! >> I'M SORRY? >> HE SAID GET YOUR HAND OUT OF HIS BUTT. HE'S CLEARLY NOT INTO THIS. >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE. IT'S A PUPPET. IT'S JUST PART OF THE ACT. I SET UP A JOKE AND HAVE THE PUPPET DELIVER A SASSY COMEBACK, OKAY? WATCH. HEY, CHIPPY, TELL THEM WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT. >> I SPENT HOURS HEMORRHAGING ON THE TOILET, YOU MONSTER. MY INSIDES ARE PULP. >> THAT'S THE PUNCHLINE? HONEY, DO SOMETHING. >> YOU TAKE YOUR HAND OUT OF THE PUPPET'S BUTT. YOU ARE KILLING HIM. >> JUST LET ME GO! [ BOOING ] >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! EVERYBODY COOL IT. I'LL TAKE MY HAND OUT. ALL RIGHT? AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW RIDICULOUS YOU'RE ALL ACTING. SEE? IT'S JUST A PUPPET, OKAY? NOW, CAN I GO ON WITH THE SHOW NOW PLEASE, SIR? >> CHIPPY, YOU GOOD, MAN? ALL RIGHT. I GUESS. >> ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. NOW, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. [ CHIPPY SCREAMING ] >> THAT NEVER GETS EASIER. >> NOT WITH YOU AS A PARTNER, IT DOESN'T. HIT IT, LEON. ♪♪♪ ♪ YOU SAY POTATO AND I SAY POTAHTO ♪ >> MY NAME IS LEWIS MALDANADO. SOMEONE PLEASE CALL MY WIFE!

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 3,004,773

Rating: 4.8164792 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 45, snl 45, will ferrell, pete davidson, alex moffat, cecily strong, kenan thompson, ventriloquist, dummy, ventriloquist dummy, chippy, puppet, consent, puppet show, s45, s45e7, episode 7, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell SNL, Step Brothers, Elf, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, More Cowbell, Harry Caray, Get off the shed

Id: y-5nelJWvKk

Length: 4min 10sec (250 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 23 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/FunetikPrugresiv]

This has to be in contention for the darkest, right?

https://youtu.be/X-XuT5qKt00

[u/Tersphinct]

When I saw the title I thought it was this.

[u/Technojames72]

Will Ferrell as Neil Diamond ‘Behind the Music’ is pretty dark...

“Here’s a song I wrote after I killed a drifter to get an erection... Forever in blue jeans...”

Was that SNL?

[u/jostler57]

Not available in my country - mirror?

[u/biggryno]

I spent an entirely too much time watching all of those dark SNL skits the other day. They were great

[u/arj2589]

That is dark indeed. But I raise you an ever darker SNL skit ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive

[u/Taktika420]

Mirror?

[u/raining_picnic]

That was brilliant

[u/SmokeHimInside]

Peak Will Ferrell. Thanks op, cracked me up at 4:36 AM.