>> YOU'RE WATCHING PBS, YOU
LITTLE SMARTY YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
NEXT, SEE THE SHOW AMERICANS ARE FALLING IN LOVE WITH, "THE GREAT
BRITISH BAKE-OFF." ♪♪♪
>> IT'S CAKE WEEK HERE IN THE TENT.
BUT FOR SOME OF YOUR CONTESTANTS, IT HASN'T BEEN A
CAKEWALK. AND TODAY SOMEONE MUST GO HOME.
R. >> WILL IT BE LIAM FROM
CAMBRIDGE? >> I MADE A RIGHT JOLLY CAKE, I
DID. >> OR RUPERT FROM SURREY?
>> I'M SO NERVOUS I'M SHAKING IN MY WELLIES.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, WE I
HAVE BAKING TEAM FROM THE ONLY TOWN THAT VOTED UNANIMOUSLY FOR
THE BREXIT. BRIELLE AND PAISLEY.
>> HIYA. WE WANTED TO DO "BIG BROTHER"
BUT WE FAILED HE PSYCHIATRIC EXAM.
>> THIS SHOW DON'T HAVE ONE, SO WE PASSED.
>> WE'RE HERE TO BRING THE DRAMA.
SO PREPARE TO EAT OUR POT PIES. >> AND YOU CAN SUCK ON THAT.
>> SUCK ON IT! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT LAWFUL GIRLS YOU ARE. NOW RUPERT, PLEASE BRING UP YOUR
SHOW-STOPPER CAKE. >> MY DOG WOULDN'T EAT THAT.
>> AND HER DOG EATS HIS OWN BALLS AND HE LOVES IT.
>> HERE TO JUDGE IS MARY BERRY AND PAUL HOLLYWOOD.
>> WELL, THE BERRIES ARE RIPE. >> IT'S JUST HOW I LIKE IT.
MOIST AND NO SOGGY BOTTOM. >> WELL, IF YOU DON'T LIKE A
SOGGY BOTTOM, THEN I GUESS YOU DON'T LIKE ME.
MINE'S A PROBLEM. >> ALL ME WANTS TO DO IS BAKE.
>> WHAT I DON'T DO THEN. >> RIGHT.
WE'RE ALL FRIENDS JUST DOING OUR BEST.
>> YEAH, WE MET AT THE HOSPITAL GETTING OUR STOMACHS PUMPED.
>> YEAH, AND I DRANK HAND SANITIZER.
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
NOW, LIAM, PLEASE BRING UP YOUR CAKE.
>> MY DEAR MUM HELPED ME WITH THE RECIPE.
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT, HIS MUM MADE IT?
>> IT'S CHEATING. >> IT'S CHEATING.
>> IT'S NOT CHEATING. WE LET YOU GO HOME AND PRACTICE
ALL WEEK. >> NOT US.
WE SLEPT IN THE TENT, JUST LIKE ON BIG BROTHER, YOU CAN'T LEAVE,
CAN YOU? >> WE USED LIAM'S BAKING PANS AS
THE BATHROOM. >> YOU DID WHAT?
>> YEAH, WE WENT TO SHOOT CONFESSIONAL.
>> YEAH, YEAH, WE WANT TO SHOOT CONFESSIONAL.
>> PAUL HOLLYWOOD IS A RIGHT TOSSER, BUT I STILL LET HIM AS
ME BUNS. >> I SHAGGED LIAM, IT WAS
NOTHING. LIKE A BANG AND THEN A BLANKET.
>> THAT'S NOT TRUE! >> LADIES, GET BACK TO YOUR
STATIONS. >> WHATEVER.
>> SO I MADE A VICTORIA SPONGE CAKE WITH A BIT OF SUGAR WORK.
>> WELL, IT DOES LOOK A PICTURE. >> OI, THAT CAKE'S GOT A
WHACKING BIG GASH IN IT, DON'T IT?
>> PAISLEY, YOU CLEARLY PUNCHED LIAM'S CAKE.
>> NO, SHE DIDN'T. HE PUNCHED HIS OWN CAKE.
>> JUST THE TIP. >> YEAH, HE'S LIKE A PSYCHO, HE
CHOKED ME EARLIER. HE TOOK HIS HAND LIKE THIS, AND
HE WAS LIKE CHOKING ME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> I DID NO SUCH THING. >> YEAH, WE'RE VOTING YOU OFF,
LIAM. CHECK THE TAPE.
>> THERE'S NO VOTING IN BAKE-OFFS.
>> JUST AS WELL AS THE SHAG, QUICK AND LAZY.
>> GET THAT OUT OF HERE. >> OKAY, RELAX.
WE DID JELLY BABIES. >> YEAH, WE JUST SHOVED THEM ON
THE CAKE. >> LADIES, I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT
THIS IS THE WORST CAKE WE'VE EVER SEEN.
>> WHO ARE YOU! >> DOES THIS MEAN WE DON'T WIN
THE PRIZE MONEY? >> THERE ISN'T ANY PRIZE MONEY.
>> THE PRIZE IS THE HONOR OF BEING THE BEST BAKER AND BEING
BRITISH. >> NO MONEY?
THEN WHY DO WE CARE? >> CAN WE GO GET PIERCED?
>> YOU'RE COMING AROUND TO THE PUB THEN.
>> YEAH, COME ON MARY BETTY, WE KNOW A COUPLE OF LADS WHO CAN
DUST YOU OFF, ALL RIGHT. >> ALL RIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
