REACT WITH CHAT: PROVO BACHELORETTE PART 4

all right now if you're just checking in if you don't know where we're at we're getting to know all the dudes on this season and so far it seems like half of them don't really want to be there and as the most I could say all right okay so literally I remember where we met each other it was the promoter life because we were meant to be together my man foolish mechanic Oh get your brother bright he foolishly just telling every girl I seen you in my dreams when I was can you between our genes or whatever because you made me sweat during that thing because we've met and you're over here dropping lines about our premortal Levin you don't even remember meeting me in the first set no no I I definitely do that's how you know she crazy as hell oh you don't remember me seriously you don't remember me nah-ha sorry I don't you know what I don't remember that [ __ ] at all feel this one this one gonna hurt this one gonna hurt ya know I remember I was like wow that girl literally is a girl my dreams I was like oh my gosh wrong buddy stay bellissima a sauna contained to the ascetic at least bellissima oh man licking we ain't got no lives I personally didn't get a match with Lauren who I had originally selected I'm almost 22 but she is 24 and so I don't know I understand sometimes the girls don't love to date guys who are he's 22 with he got the personality of 35 year olds I've met you didn't grow up on the Brady Bunch [ __ ] you just barely left the hospital yesterday xxx bruh Brady Bunch is like 50 40 damn he just roasted the [ __ ] out of her she's like I grew up on the Brady Bunch he's like Mitchell 30 I don't know it was [ __ ] a middle damn you all this [ __ ] I like that swing me that archaeology kit so I could dust off her old ass [ __ ] fossilized see yellow fuzzy covered in dirt we gotta excavate it his oldest [ __ ] she watched the Brady Bunch give me a shovel let me dig it out of her [ __ ] pants so um tell me one reason why I should keep the Amish oh I'd love to keep getting to know you there's also a lot of other really amazing guys on the show so you have one last chance to tell me oh she pressed it in like she's his mom that's awful me he doing homework over here he hates it really really good concern I think you should keep me around because I super funny I don't know super funny is enough creepy that creepy oh that creepy ass body language slapping the knee like like that like a atta boy so nice to meet you oh [ __ ] you do that for a creepy-ass body language man uh uh you need to go to consent class why do you think is the moment that you felt the happiest and what okay there's been a couple so one of them would definitely be y'all felt that y'all felt that no why did you do that that was weird man let me say something okay something look me look me right in the eyes B that was weirdest [ __ ] okay don't ever do that again that was [ __ ] up let's watch it again there's been a couple so one of them would definitely be I love the beach Oh why are you why he's scooting up to her that was like a Godzilla scoot why you have to Telegraph it like that you could have just leaned in so tell me what's the happier been why they have to get all and like when I'm sitting in the sand and the waves are just like crashing on my feet and I don't have anything going on he looked at a camera when she said feet you know I like how she said feet I like feet Elizabeth what do you prefer B it's great yeah okay stop it stop it the kissing on the cheek the grabbing the head knock that off [Music] look at these three does that Spider Man mean but just repeated let me hide me real quick this is me looking at me looking at me looking at me looking at me looking at me looking at me looking at me oh I would I would see this this is what I want to see I would love to see these rough like a scrap just like that cause you know they don't swing like this okay so I did this Harry potter-themed thing today these glasses oh it matches my dress I hope that as you look at me through those you'll see something magical is about to happen i doing something magical right now let's go ladies going into your 2020 if a dude if you if you say let's [ __ ] and a dude goes let's go change your mind back all the way out be like you know what I'll take it back I'll take it back we up out of here I mean you know I don't need a bike and I don't need to dance till I compress you but I know he young is ill because he got that you still got that [ __ ] high schooler laughs I'm gonna tear your ass apart babe does the motorcycle boy just a [ __ ] no I just want to underscore this will pulled over the motorcycle like he was like he was Tom Cruise or some [ __ ] and as far as motorcycles go my man had like just over a bicycle you know I'm saying it's like attaching a two-stroke motor to your Schwinn but that fanny-pack is I don't really like it looking worse saying that [ __ ] how are you doing today I'm great how are you hugely nervous don't tell anybody this guy actually laughs like hahaha my name is Dalton I'm from West Valley City so just a little play up the road so I can do impressions which is fun listen everyone in the entire world loves me when I was a boy of the tender age of 14 my mother called me into her bedroom I don't know who that who is that bro I have no [ __ ] clue who this second one is who's the second one you said you're silly but everyone everyone kind of says they say yeah in like different ways right so you are but question to test that okay would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck sized horses all right would you rather fight a horse sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses [ __ ] you ever seen a duck that's a no-brainer one kick twenty ducks no problem no problem and if they're built like horses that means the surface area that their feet cover it art is even smaller ducks at least have flat ass feet so they're planted put a hundred little horses at me I'll kick them off with is so hard though oh the duck sized horses would be so cute yeah you know what I'll [ __ ] with this I like that he's like yeah you gotta kill him so answer the damn question Mary Poppins snow white ass get it oh look at my man look my man look at Lu that's it she said I don't dance none of y'all dance I want to see what she bout to do her judgmental ass Oh see what is that [ __ ] you just trade up doing exercises I'm gonna go to the club do lat pull-downs [ __ ] that ain't a lot lawn mower this come on lawn mower it ain't [ __ ] ha ha you're saying a lawn mower bruh somebody somebody roto this guy out of the scene and just put like level three gremlin and like diablo font I hate this forced bit about that he's the art thief like you know I'm gonna talk about how all these things to know there's God and I feel that every time like when I take a hike in the mountains or like I'm camping and like you get up and you just look at the Vista and you're like yeah that's for us you know that's humans right they're entitled as hell humans is like damn god thank you he was like no [ __ ] this is for a lot of things it ain't just you here why you always freeze up cuz I like to hold the bit man I like to stay under the camera me what this makes you uncomfortable this makes you feel weird I look I think we get it man they're all hella awkward it's literally the same [ __ ] over and okay here we go here's what we care about Drake this is what we are right here we want to see what's up way more man Drake let's go I'm really uncomfortable like interrupting people he a polite rapper I may be uncomfortable analyze situations but we'll see what happens he's like um I'm uncomfortable uh mostly because I'm 30 years old like actually 30 years old and I feel very uncomfortable having to compete with um kids so no 32 32 so right there that was the saddest knot right there up so I um I didn't get a chance to talk to her I should not be here because I'm 32 I'm old as hell [ __ ] I don't know what they told you three girls 20 Mormons one Church who will be the last to come in their jeans Jake step forward it feel like Jake to be on your team B I'd love to be on your team we kind of had to sit through this this is the most important part cuz we got a flavor of everyone in this [ __ ] but what's gonna happen to mr. shimmy that's what I want to know JW oh wow oh wow she picked his goofy ass I can't believe it wait somebody said go backs they said somebody was holding hands let's see who was holding hands that's all my dad my boy is up for now on Daniel don't do it bruh leave you don't even like the ghost oh wow wow Scott country music lovin dip pouch chewy my girl lil you know I can spend a lot of time sitting and getting in my head about it but in the end there's no cliche line there's no stuff that I could pull that would make them like me if there wasn't already an initial click you know it's alright man look we take else everyone takes else man you know even rappers take else sometimes just yeah just look at the camera just go what imma do y'all seen the way he walked out right there you see that crevasse face you seen that creep bet all of them all of them is like I thought that body language she said hell nah she was like he's a weirdo either the man the myth the legend with the biggest forehead in all of Provo my man bald and got here at the same time this is wild let's wait don't be afraid hold sway oh [ __ ] + away whose team would you like to be on them what did she whisper what did she whisper did she say grassy asks in his ear she put she rolled that are a hell of heart she was like I would love to get in the next episode but this time let's see at the same time I don't really care because there's so many other girls that would want to date me outside the show oh this guy's sucks Kakui my man's we we knew what was over her we know her style bruh Ben oh here go does [ __ ] right here who thinks he's going home who thinks he's going home ladies step forward a few like Ben on your team may come on man he said good job take that flower right back bro Mikey and that comb-over looks terrifying you know he looks like oh you know he looks like hold up hold up that boy look like Gary Oldman goddammit this is him Rock Oh Gary Oldman in his oh man there was only one spot left is our boy getting chosen Walker oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] put on some music so we wind down alright so episode we kind of needed it right it set the base for the next couple because we gonna we finna watch another one yeah I mean [Music]

Channel: Noel Miller Live

Views: 809,576

Rating: 4.98807 out of 5

Keywords: satire, funny, comedy, reaction, live, stream, tmg, twitch, noel miller, short king, highlight, react, provo, colin, bachelorette

Id: cbRfhjLIlis

Length: 17min 43sec (1063 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 02 2020