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this rug looks like a hole in the floor it's the ultimate double take no longer do you need to use your rug to cover up holes you can just make the holes your rugs if you actually have holes in your flooring you can make your 3:00 a.m. walks to the kitchen genuinely horrifying once I enter my sloth lounger nothing's getting done man there's a lot of trust just for two wires don't get me wrong it does look comfy but I want you to be assured if you ever have this at your household I am pushing it like a swing the moment you trying to relax no it's just law it has to be you made your bed like a swing I'm going to swing you van guys too soon everyone knows you have to wait at least 134 years before you can joke about their bodily mutilation I want this artist cancelled that way I can buy this one and no one else will ever have it so we'll have a huge value in the market and I can sell it on eBay for a lot of money my dad has a grill that's disguised as an old Chevy engine the first engine to ever fuel a human and and therefore the closest Al generation will ever get to cyber enhancements nuclear popcorn container and collectible we're find what what what Australia where the hell was this if I knew I could get something as silly as this of course I would have seen it but I went and S Barbie instead cuz you know I'm cultured look let's be real for only $20 to get these sort of things it'll probably be as disappointing as the Dead Space Gun you could have gotten in the Dead Space 2 pre-order all those years ago I haven't forgotten EA I haven't forgotten how you betrayed my youthful imagination this elevator has giant buttons that you can push with your feet seems like a great idea until one of the people occupying the elevator is a my TIE fighter oops my kick permanently locked in floor one I guess we're staying there forever fix this udity to what your favorite movie on today wow a portable DVD player I bet it could play maybe one movie before running out of battery oh it's called Kobe H wouldn't feel comfortable taking this on a helicopter ride anyway Japanese gum comes with a pad of paper to wrap it up and throw it away later hang on it is this considered revolutionary I'm I'm not crazy to bring up the fact that there are so many brands of chowing gum out there that literally come wrapped as in that wrapping is what you can reuse to wrap up your gum when you're done with it I'll be honest the only amazing thing I see here is that the company was too lazy to afford to individually wrap all their gum they're just like here customer you do it for us by the way we'll still charge you a premium because we're offering you a unique service the pen that looks like a needle the perfect gift for your friend at school who is definitely afraid of them bonus points if instead of just writing the Little Dot as a full stop you stab the paper wner Herzog action figure with epic quotes on reverse this is a great example where without context it's just like an old man and Barbie doll but with context by reading the amazing quotes here such as civilization is like a thin layer of ice upon a deep ocean of chaos and darkness or do you not then hear this horrible scream all around you that people usually call silence and I think there should be a holy war against yoga classes then you can fully understand and appreciate that this is an old man Barbie doll I want me a biblically accurate pnse Outlet oh Jesus is that even safe I mean that is a lot of power going into one socket pillow shaped like weapons for a real pillow fight you know if that grenade isn't just like a dramatic whoopy cushion that's a real disappointment and a very missed opportunity that said it seems like a lot of fun to use the staff until it wraps around someone's neck and you end up just using it as a choking device but hey it's still a fight just it's just a very permanent pillow fight airplane fuselage as AK camper someone has played Fallout and are just far too eager for it to happen though I mean despite the lack of paint job it is still a pretty cool ride you're really sacrificing the opportunity to go through drive-throughs though ooh oh guys guys this Monopoly [Music] rocks nothing like having a bunch of projectiles close at hand in case things don't go your way I could just imagine H you landed on my hotel you owe me money oh no earthquake and just Yeet it out the window I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas this couch has a pull out dog bed a great storage solution when you're done with dealing with your dogs for the day just whoop into the couch they go sorry Mommy wants her foot space my aunt found this in a home they purchased in Florida my dad worked at Ryan aircraft in New York he worked on the legs of the Apollo 11 lunar Eagle module at this date in oh 1969 damn he made this splatter with the leftover metal that was used for the legs um are you sure they meant to leave that there that feels like a very important momento look maybe they made multiple and they're just like yeah look we only need one as a little you know mantle piece still how fun to eat off space in a way what if they remade home alone but with an adult Kevin defending his home on Purge Night yes yes yes please yes yes if I say it more will I get it this absolutely humongous angora rabbit I mean trible where's the rabbit is that its nose I mean could be a cat's butt for all we know that's just a little pink nuzzle right there that you know cat's butts I don't trust you lady I think you've just gathered a bunch of cushion material was it called was bu of cushion material called oh my gosh cotton is the word I'm trying to far out oh no sorry I've spent a lot of time today exhausting myself and energy levels doing silly things such as the random little spoof that's going to be interrupting me right now who hey how you doing it's me John M [Music] okay hi I'm Jack you may recognize me from famous roles such as generic kid show in Australia generic kid show in Australia and 15 seconds in Elvis get a haircut fa most recently starring in the lead role as John MK in the MK web show I'm here to let you know about mk's amazing clothing line available at the MK store hoodies and shirts amazing designs 100% cotton and terry cloth lining just remember to use discount code snack to get free shipping on your order well let's get back to the memes Crayola band dates finally after years of waiting Crayola can finally assist me with my band you know I may be a fully allegedly matured adult but I am still going to buy these and I'm going to use them instead of proper bandages I don't care I want them full-sized Apollo program replica module turned into a lounge what okay I mean I'd get this if it was like at a I don't know a bar of some kind you know that would make sense a theme of sorts a reason to have an enclosed space like this but who are you trying to hide your conversation from no no look I'm thinking too hard about the logistics of this it's really cool I will always dread walking in first to take a seat no no no I'm having the corner seat thank you I want Supreme access to the toilets whenever I need it just finished my Lord of the Rings desk lamp pretty happy with the turnout and if you think that's impressive just look at how impressive it is when it's turned on wow so bright like a lamp it's honestly more like a nightlight but uh you know Hey look it's still cool still does a pretty good job it's just you know it's not a lamp and you lie to me I want a refund I didn't pay for anything but I want a refund chroma Cube oh wow is this a real thing or is it some 3D design I'm assuming real is it um is it weird that I want to bite this what is this intrusive thought shiny I feel like a raccoon now thanks Ah that's what's causing this it's my evolutionary raccoon genetics that are playing up retro trailer with a roof that doubles as a functional Robo okay that is ingenious I mean if you're someone who loves this aesthetic this is just an absolute dream I know it's meant to be from a particular decade but honestly I've been too tainted by Future armor not to see it as anything but from that show I'm getting ready to replace my deck and my neighbor dropped this guy off the hell is that okay quick Google it's a sharp fire auto feed screw gun to a basic commoner this is merely a generous gift on your home DIY but to a person with a brain your neighbor knows what's up and is preparing you for the zombie apocalypse this Homer meme rug okay that's that's really well done knowing that kind of material though that's going to be a a very dusty rug in a few weeks time didn't know I wanted a Steve Irwin and saltwater crocodile Lego mate no mate oh I'm going to look at this I got to look at this up okay looked it up I've supported it y uh yes please come on legar you you know we want this come on didn't know I wanted G and Decor until I saw quack Nana quack Nana garden sculptures why why is there something both very goofy very intimidating about seeing the front face of a duck Rejoice introverts a conversation starter and a conversation Ender allinone after I say that's crazy twice please wrap up your story um okay well today I that's crazy that's crazy right self-feeding fire that lasts 14 hours hey this is an incredible idea you ever see something and you just feel like an idiot for never thinking of it yourself now that said I can't think of any reason I need to have a fire lasting 14 hours except I don't know maybe to fuel my airplane fuselage that have turned into a camper during the apocalypse American company throw flame is now selling flamethrower wielding robot dogs that they are calling the therminator a I guess you could say that's one hot dog a future war crimes do you need a shower don't worry my shower will keep you well contained looks like this is a thing for off- Grid or camping showers because I think it can be set up using well water and similar that's after like 10 minutes of Googling IBC container showers including the time it took to find out that they're called IBC container showers oh that's cool see it's like a literal portable shower that'd be really nice to have when you're out camping and the sun's just Rising you get that nice Golden Glow among the fields and trees and yeah you just have a real golden shower experience I believe the campus call it my mom bought me this for my new apartment I think it's a sign oh God she loves you so much she could just stab you five times fairy house my sister-in-law made for my wife for her birthday everything hammade except for the kitties wo dude that is incredible detail oh man I just know the slight pixelation of this image is not doing it justice though however the cats weren't handmade so two out of 10 presenting the s'mores croissant oh man oh there goes any sense of diet I thought I had the truest evolution of worldwide collaboration in food the French ptis the American common diet and I'm also here an Australian talking about this so yeah we took part in it we deserve credit too Australia doing 0.5% of the work but expecting Equal Credit this is a solar powered magnetically levitated electric motor incredible wow unfortunately we cannot at all see it working because this is an image I would like someone in the comments if they are at all uh knowledgeable in this area would it be possible to make this in a grander design like can you make larger SL stronger magnets I'm like a clown posy I I don't know how magnets work because if it is possible hurry up please I only have so much time left on this planet before I miss out on flying cars well you know flying cars if they crash it's like plane crashes over Suburbia and Stu yes but shush flying cars case dismissed or I rest my I don't look I don't know lingo whatever the one is that proves that I'm right sponge holder tell me you just brought a 3D printer without telling me what versatile Furniture though because like after doing the dishes it's now a water bed spoons that look like shovels you know what I hm I'm a bit perplexed with this one as to how I feel though in a way I guess the shovels would work as sort of blunt knives so they're versatile it's kind of more like a spice if anything in an adventurous way it kind of would turn eating beef mint and rice into like digging for maggots O Yay I'm not saying I need it but I would feel better if I had it it's the ducking duck you ducking piece of duck please go duck a duck duck me duck you yes that's what I want to feel like like what a woman that's right stay tuned to Jack's radio we've got more songs from the '90s to reference that no one else will actually get the joke about hey fun fact about that song Man I Feel Like a Woman it was actually my favorite song as a little boy unsurprisingly it wasn't until a decade later when I dated a girl in high school that my dad realized I wasn't gay anyway here's the thing shoes feet things honestly these actually no hold on interrupt my original Little dialect there stepping on Schmid feeling what wait is that telling me to get these if I want to avoid that or get these if I want to experience that cuz if it's the lad well call me the Scatman SK in all seriousness though that if you were someone who walks around a lot I cannot incourage enough for you to get some sort of like cushioning Souls don't bother spending like hundreds of dollars on the shoes that have this stuff built in you can just go to your local like grocery store and they usually have these on sale for like 10 to 20 bucks a water bottle with a matching sticker okay why I don't know why but it makes me think of a parrot does anyone else kind of see that somehow editor don't say no don't just put a little text box saying no okay stop bullying me just need a smaller one to stick on the sticker and you got to start of inception going on no no that's a valid point we got some Russian doll controversy going on here because if it's not the sticker If there's no sticker on the sticker of the bottle is the sticker truly a sticker of the bottle I take my case on a nice meditative Retreat sorry I rest my case sorry I'm still learning the lingo I wish I knew this existed earlier mosquito net repair tape oh man I'm saving that for the summer honestly if these aren't available in Australia yet I well in over Goods you are not good at your marketing then no time for apologies here's a template for you ah yes I I believe nowadays they uh they email this to everyone who starts as a YouTuber just make sure you get the updated template that desperately asks you don't sing this or turn it into contemporary dance it has come to my attention that my action of blank I could be seen as offensive annoying selfish or hurtful I never intended to blank I want you to understand that I was merely trying to blank though I can see now that it may appear that I was blank please accept my blank apology moving forward I will attempt to blank that said I would very much appreciate if you like And subscribe sincerely you know it is hard though to make a genuine apology because you just hear it so many times from people who are just really you know talking out of their butts like jokes aside this is a great reference it's showing that you were someone who acknowledges where you've made the mistakes you've reflected on that to acknowledge how it's affected others around you and what uh efforts you're making to resolve that even if you don't genuinely think you did a bad thing you at least acknowledge that what you did had consequences on others now that said if you do tick please do not call the police I I don't think my logic can help you there for your Bic it you to rain Changers riding at night the immediate problem I see with this though is I am going to consistently want to just look at to the grid I'm not going to look ahead of me my head's not going to be up it's going to be down so anyone with a fishing line tied between two trees well I am your Prime murder Target architect we need a shape that will fit with itself for these pavers designer how about hexagons some Uninvited Cowboy hexagon what who need symmetry but I could give you technically still symmetry but the T sty what the freak China why does laser bra exist critic the burden of proof should fall upon you as to why it shouldn't exist it's the ultimate deterrent to stop any perverts checking out your chesticles because you'll blind them no longer spend money on pepper spray ladies just show those would be thugs your boobs hey you give me your lunch money no please oh will someone save me fret not citizen for I am here the hero with the laser bra pepper peckers what are you going to do blind off to jail With You Bad Boy oh I think he needs an ambulance I was never here oh why' you throwing your gun at me pepper hello Pepper where did you go I found a coke with coffee added In tha it's V I mean Prime I mean Red Bull uh no uh cocacola you know there's an ingenious way to experience this it's called just mix both of them together yourself this Hobbit inspired home that is built into a hill it's interesting that on this angle the building itself looks like it's slanted you're using some real reinforced glue to keep those chairs in place still what a groovy looking Gro you know not to say the world is a 100% perfectly safe place but it really says a lot about our uh I guess survivability instincts when we look for homes that are like this where there is no way to see the safe around you except for your front door if we still based out decisions of survival instincts and you know with the technology we have today doing something like this is like just wow it's a red flag earthquake detection kit if the wall starts constantly looking at you that's an earthquake or you're high one of the two either way you're in for a bumpy ride this stunning Timber floor wow Uzumaki that's a horror manga that I really am ruining the artisticness of this beautiful floor work by referencing that seriously wow the time and effort it must have taken a put every single individual log into place tissue box that looks like a floating iceberg a it's so cool it's fun and interactive too look there's a little polar bear there and you get to take part in just taking away at home bit by bit it's just like real life this silicone fish catching tool might be handy Lego hand you just want an excuse to buy a Lego hand admit it it's okay look there's no shame in wanting an enlarged Hulk shaped looking Lego hand the first step to recovery is acknowledgement of your problem fence made of trees true o dedication oh slap a salami yeah saved it damn man that wow wow honestly I am so glad trees take a long time to grow because if they can do this sort of stuff where they can mold into each other you know how freaky that would be as a torture device like if trees could grow like this in a few hours hell even a few days imagine the horror of being strapped down as a form of torture and trees growing around you there are plenty of pictures on the of trees eating stuff as they grow I mean oh man who needs the cosmic horror of dead space or the flood from Halo when you can just look at nature giant wearable Turtle pillow you can be a real life Ninja Turtle yeah you go ahead and practice some back flips on that you let me know how it goes with all that said hella comfy that that looks like a good time positive energy I'll take two drink me Bob broth drink me consume me allow my Essence to pour into you it's a p positive energy drink cuz that's what you get so drink me and get positive with HIV what was that energy

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Length: 20min 35sec (1235 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 23 2023