r/Crappydesign · constant danger house

marshmallow minions bro why their eyes be bulging like every second of my existence is a thousand years of pain what's going on everyone welcome back to easy peasy my name is david the baker and today we're going to be taking a look at r crappy design you know the stuff that makes you say huh did they mean to do that or stuff that makes you say oh god it's ugly get it out of my face we're gonna be looking at the good the bad and most likely the ugly so without further ado let's go oh god that is so creepy it doesn't even look like it would roar it looks like it would sound like hi i'm terry the tiger you know what despite your creepy looks i still love you terry do what makes your squeal shine i'm going to be honest i didn't know i had a squeal come to think of it what is a squeal bullte prepared for an unforgettable i'm sorry you lost me i have no clue what you're trying to say ah yes heim sweetheim wait that can't be right oh here it is again heim but it's california i know they're probably trying to say home but no they wrote heim so i'm reading it out that way ah yes everyone the most hard to read clock ever designed why would you make everything one color i don't know but boy is this a crappy design green is in the lead okay okay so you start from 325 and then move to 300 then up to 525 then 375 how does any of that make sense r e a looks it's in the game i'mma be honest i don't know what to say for this one this one's just a mess up the new apple gift card is here no thing it is everything ah come on apple i expect more from you who doesn't love a nice tall glass of chocolate chip cookies but these are straws i just don't see why you put cookies on the label it's very misleading empty wash your dry fold pockets repeat ah just like mother told me this is not edible it's a scented sachet for draws why is there a picture of a cup on it i almost drank it oh man the package even makes it look like it's food you just know somebody's on the phone with poison control like uh yeah so i ate this thing called strawberry sachet and i don't feel too good that bio fork looks like it's super dirty oh that fork looks like it went mud wrestling it looks like you found that in a trash can why anyone would want to put their mouth on a fork that looks like this i don't know like if somebody handed me this fork and i just didn't know what it was i wouldn't think oh it's biodegradable and therefore good i would think this worker really just handed me a dirty fork ah that's bad that's not it 100 high risk safe so it says i'm far from the high risk area but the line says that i'm a hundred percent high the only thing here that's a hundred percent high is the designer of this scale this tiny mirror that's too high to actually use oh that's pain that's honestly upsetting like me i'm 5'5 i wouldn't stand a chance against this mirror i'd have to use a step ladder just to look at my messed up face like come on i'm already suffering don't put me through this see children this isn't snow white this is the love child of snow white and dopey seriously though it's a nice looking statue it's just the eyes nah you messed up alright go fix the eyes and then yeah come back using a picture of a traumatized girl it's the best way to improve sales ah no that girl has seen some things why would they use this picture her face literally says oh no not the beads anything but the beads you see this is a very nice message you know be grateful no fighting please and thank you share stay patient calm dream big but as i'm reading it i feel like somebody's just interjecting like dream videos okay stop interrupting me love is low vice love they're a little confused but they got the spirit a of t solves everything look i know these brands are just trying to be creative but just just keep it simple all right if you keep it simple you won't be on crappy design believe in your elf guys ah yes believe in your elf you know when you're having a bad day your self-esteem just isn't at its highest point you're kind of lacking confidence just believe in your elf you know the guardian elf that follows you around everywhere yeah they'll see you through this wheelchair ramp in poland uh yeah that ain't no ramp that right there that's a that's a plank come on man this is just disrespectful these air france's silverware do look very nice but are extremely bad to use especially the knife and spoon oh it's like little baby silverware i'm never gonna use this but yeah it's cute shelves in the fridge don't go all the way back now i need a new carton of blueberries ah look at all that empty space i bet the blueberries fell down and just spilled everywhere what a waste of a refrigerator practically no visual difference between 40 and 200 megabytes per second internet speeds by country ah come on you can't put them on a color gradient that makes it so hard to determine which is which is this crappy design or mildly infuriating because honestly this is annoying this bathroom door in the hotel aha they gave them little peepholes so if you ever wanted to check in on your friend you could just look through the holes and be like uh-huh i see you i mean sure you might lose that friend but at least you can check on him this halloween countdown calendar that only goes to the 24th you know i can't actually see the doors but i'll take your word that there's only 24 of them i mean as unfortunate as it is this is still a pretty cool looking halloween decoration this remote record is the r button and the red circle is delete yeah that's going to leave a lot of room for error whenever i'm reading through a file at work i always make sure to flip the tie over the far end of that file ah yes just like this man this absolutely weird gentleman who would do something like this i mean really it's a simple mistake but now it makes the guy look so weird this chunk of stairs that pokes out of the wall at my work yep it's a tiny little problem but yeah very noticeable it looks like one of those tiny glitches you'd see in cyberpunk now is that a shot at cyberpunk for having so many glitches or am i trying to reference something that's momentarily relevant the world may never know next meme sellers of a huge expensive home in a terrible location try to increase interest by the addition of shutters but the windows are too close together and because those windows are too close together yeah you're probably not going to increase the interest of the house fire just waiting to happen oh no you light that candle and then the rope catches on fire and then everything around the rope catches on fire oh this is terrible my kettle wasn't actually designed with heat in mind i still use it yeah but the question is should you still use it i mean this thing looks like it will burn you with every touch i don't know op i just invest in a new kettle when the tv isn't plugged in hey hey okay calm down now if they want to play make-believe and pretend like the tv is on they should be allowed to do so without us making fun of them i mean do they look like psychopaths sure but look at the smile on their faces this heater vent placement i have to stand mostly on it whenever i cook ah this is unfair not only are you facing the heat from the stove but nah now you're also facing the heat from the floor you're being attacked from all angles putting the stove hood over the sink in the stove near the window looks like somebody didn't think out their kitchen design what can i say it sucks to suck doorway entrance to my building's laundry room i'm six foot three oh it's like that tiny door from the willy wonka film you know what i don't even see why this is on crappy design this door was made for oompa loompa people like me alright we appreciate the representation i don't think they know how to use a venn diagram xbox no matter how you play it's a great year for gaming yeah if you're gonna put several consoles in there you gotta put them in their own individual circle but at least they're trying to make a nice message a bench to stare at people that enjoy a sit so in other words it's a bench that's placed right in front of another bench that's gonna lead to some awkward eye contact this is the emergency telephone dial 999 for coast guard police fire or ambulance oh thank god okay nine nine nine wait what what am i gonna do no like really what if somebody's being chased by a bear and they need to call 9-1-1 or an ambulance yeah nah they're just screwed upcoming period your period may start any day in the next two weeks every girl is looking at that like oh wow that's absolutely not helpful at all buddy i i love you i want to support you but i i can't get with this technique how are you going to win any games if you're not facing the computer screen it just seems counterproductive that's all i'm saying oh this person must really love justin bieber like i can imagine somebody buying this couch and in their head they're hearing and then they buy the couch and it's like baby baby baby ah yes the holy trinity of urinals only the three best of friends can use these and not make it awkward giving up is simply an option yeah so when it comes to giving up yeah i'll probably do that it's like the least motivated t-shirt ever you know what i could use a t-shirt like this didn't know the numbers were that close so ninety-two percent say yes and eight percent say no but according to this graph it looks like eight percent is sneaking up on 92. something tells me that the proportions are skewed these frames are designed to scratch the lenses you see this is actually a brilliant business plan you see the glasses are already expensive so the faster the lenses are scratched the faster you buy a new one giving more money to the business yeah either that or people just don't use your crappy product oh my goodness am i the only one who's terrified of this thing it looks like they took the yodeling kid from walmart and turned them into a mannequin i'm on about anthony hey comment down below hashtag free the walmart yodeling kid ah tall people problems am i right okay let me not cap if i was there i could probably walk under them with ease just another reason why being small is superior hmm why does this make me irrationally angry it's like you'd be riding your bike on the sidewalk and then boom you just get hit by a pole uh george washington is that you you don't look too good man okay okay i don't know why this is on crappy design it looks like they're just trying to show off the pants that they offer and if they don't have mannequins that are big enough i don't see what's wrong with stuffing two mannequins in honestly this is pretty creative unless they're advertising these pants for people with four legs in that case you're probably not gonna have that many buyers a nice picture of a lady in a mask hell belgium now some people might say oh no they're saying hello belgium but no whoever made this is throwing shade at belgium by calling them a hellish landscape you can believe what you want to believe but nah that's what's happening here on a scale of 1 to 10 you're my 2020. not only is that not how scales work but it kind of seems like an insult like if somebody called me their 2020 i would be offended who lives with depression and feel so lonely spongebob squarepants seriously spongebob are you doing okay i love this house it looks like it was built by a child who never played the game jenga before honestly this house has style i like it every night and every morn some two misery are born every morning every night some are born to sweet delight some are born to sweet delight some are born to endless night you know i want to pretend like that wasn't hard to read but yeah i struggled wait isn't that a curse word uh how unfortunate because we know on the other side it says tah2 but nah we just see i love it you see everyone this is why we don't let pokemon breed with other pokemon type you get this bulbasaur squirtle pikachu looking [ __ ] and everyone's uncomfortable little green dragonfly why must you fly so high because mr frog i know you eat little green dragonflies for a treat uh is anybody gonna mention that the dragonfly is not green yeah that's why it's in the video i feel like this book was so proud of themselves they even put green in like the bottom right corner it's like there's so much confidence for such a big slip up it's kind of funny i love this why is this on crappy design bruh mr taquito's like haha catch me if you can you know what keep running mr taquito i'm rooting for you okay look i know it says black tie exterminator but the first thing i see is black exterminator and let me tell you something if i'm walking down the street and i see a white truck pull up with black exterminator on it i'm not gonna feel safe no i'm running away my local halloween store sells fake hand grenades they had enough space to put grin but instead of not spelling grenade they chose to put aid super small on the last square oh what a letdown the first letters look like grin and then the last one looks like aid i'm just a little baby grenade it's so misleading hey look i like the hulk too but making him wear worthless chaps now that's just freaky okay am i going back to middle school with this one we all know what it says we all know what that looks like i'm sure that's not what they're trying to spell out but uh yeah no that says penis speaking of struggling i don't know the actual name of this pub is it the q pub or is it the coo poop uh the i just i'm confused i don't know well everyone that's our time i hope you enjoyed this episode of crappy design and while that wasn't meant to rhyme i find it sublime how we made it rhyme oh god i sound like dr seuss anyways if you liked the video make sure to leave a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and the notification bell to be notified of all our easy peasy uploads anyway i'm your host david the baker and if you want to hear more from me my channel link is down in the description below i'll see you guys in the next video have a wonderful day peace out and three thumbs up

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Views: 57,388

Keywords: Crappydesign

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Length: 12min 31sec (751 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 08 2021