r/Crackheadcraigslist · BROCKEN SINK????

slightly used starburst fifty dollars mmm that looks tasty again slightly used what's going on everyone welcome back to easy peasy i'm your host david the baker and today we're gonna be taking a look on into our slash crackheads craigslist where people are just out of their freaking minds it's honestly hilarious and just downright fascinating i'm sure you're ready to dive on into the video so without further ado let's go oh but before we jump into it we got some fan art cosmic captain says made some fan art simple easy peasy oh now that is absolutely lovely thank you cosmic captain for the fan art we of course very much appreciate you and you know if any other easy peasants want to be featured in a video then come check out the easy peasy subreddit links down in the description below now of course on with the video gas powered skateboard 375 it's a pretty good price it just doesn't look the safest i don't know i think i might just stick to the electric scooters click here for details about this rare 2003 marvel's x-men nightcrawler mask yeah no i i don't think i want to click this link not my night crawler i don't know this man she's approximately 5 foot glass eyes very pretty skin is soft able to pose in any way clean wink wink wears wigs hands and toes trimble really special kind and interesting she can be very accommodating in any way make her blonde or redhead or heavy you know i believe all of the things this guy says about the doll except for that clean line i don't know i just don't trust it for sale is a bag of 100 loose teeth uh how did you get those teeth you're you're friends with the tooth fairy right oh gosh batteries energizer and duracell 10 oh cool battery wait what maybe the guy's name is batteries i i honestly don't know denture bracelet 400 you see i could totally see this being on awful taste but great execution i mean to be fair it's well done but you probably shouldn't have done it at all two-seater couch on wheels with working headlights hooked up to a 12-volt battery rides like a couch and does about 35 miles down a monster hill comes with fully functional steering and two borderline sketchy handbrakes i promise you this will be the most comfortable ride down the road you'll ever have screw your mercedes in your bmw get a couch i like the salesmanship i really do but not only will this be a smooth ride but if you're going 35 miles down a hill it might just be your last ride oh yeah the street rod 8 000 now this this is a good price even if you have to like use your legs to like walk it i would still get it i like the novelty mission critical baby carrier what kind of mission are you going on where you need the baby you're going to be on the walkie-talkie like agent baby are you there report to mission oh gosh sully what happened to you i think he ate mike wazowski shoot he might have eaten boo too 2022 gmc freaking mint 500 well it seems like everything's in order you got yourself a deal lots of storage items price to move any pics of what's inside how much for the child uh what 12 fun mystery box what's inside the world may never know maybe it's clothes maybe it's a heart maybe it's pandora's box but you must buy the box to see to be fair i do love mystery boxes this guy might be on to something ah yes these two bills five hundred dollars i don't know what swap means but you sure swap i'll give you 200 for 500. that seems like a fair deal ah now this is what i call apple bottom jeans finally some realistic advertisements about time and get it it's roll on deodorant because the roll is is on the deodorant yeah okay yeah okay i'm gonna go there are two boxes 100 sweet and sour packs per box they have never been used and my daughter doesn't like it anymore what an expensive and weird thing to buy in bulk like how do you like sweet and sour sauce so much that you buy them by the 100 packs nah they tweaking real casket 300. uh how'd you get the casket oh god how'd you get the casket celebrity can slice bacon i didn't even know you could buy canned bacon and even if you can buy canned bacon why would anyone buy canned bacon off of craigslist what world is this a viable product ah yes totally real rolex 25 000 100 legit now seriously give me the money chuck e cheese left animatronic hand cosmetic showbiz pizza i don't even want to know how you got this i i just don't want to know my dude decapitated chucky cheese's arm it's like thanos getting his arm cut off and in game super mario bros glass set 1 000 you know i was like why is this price so ridiculous and then i saw it's from gamestop and it's like yep uh huh that that makes sense they can charge you a thousand dollars for a couple of cups but you give them a ps5 and they'll give you like a nickel gamestop is just corrupt man what can i say baby creatures hybrid chameleon ill what's even weirder about this is that it's being charged for two thousand dollars and yet there's like 373 reviews and they're all five stars who's buying this and a better question who's enjoying it those five star ratings had to come from somewhere and wherever they came from i really hope i don't go there kia soul trailer three hundred fifty dollars yep it's a it's a cab made into a trailer ah jeez this motherfreaker stole my work trailer i'ma make him wish he didn't he's on camera the cops are looking for him this guy's not even selling anything he's like i want to find this man so bad so comfortable even in the state that they're in at 125 each a blanket will have you sinking into pleasant relaxation and once you're in that pleasant relaxation state i imagine that's when the bed bugs and cockroaches get to you yeah all i'm saying is that thing is not sanitary free santa heads used new ones with hair and package posted as well hey what do you mean used how were these things you you know what maybe i don't want to know raccoon real taxidermy oh oh that's uh that's 80 that you could spend on groceries but no you want somebody to buy this gosh taxidermy stuff is just weird like how did people get into the art of like taking animals and being like i'm gonna stuff them up with cotton like isn't this just inherently like psychopathic it's beyond me it's gonna be a no from me dog name brand epipen these are not generic version they sell it for over six hundred dollars unless your insurance company covers them they are expensive and hard to get they can save your life though i'm asking for 350 for it and that's a good darn price won't last long first 350 wins seriously epipens we're selling epipens online now have you no shame 300 hot cheetos middle finger why would i pay 300 to get the middle finger thrown at me when i could just have a conversation with my parents yard sale saturday and sunday and monday come on by to see me yeah you know maybe i'll just uh skip out on this yard sale 12-foot life-like giant skeleton halloween decoration 750 dollars see now what would make this really creepy as if it were real human bones yeah that would make it spooky event here today ah yes a toys r us sign you know toys r us that company that doesn't exist totally getting your money's worth mcdonald's chip looks like the state of texas okay i've got so many questions so clearly when you say chip you mean fries because you're from you know you're from england but you're also saying it looks like texas and it just doesn't 1997 toyota truck driven 600 000 kilometers you know i'll be frank nobody's going to give you 18 000 for that i guarantee it microwave glass turntable microwave turnable roller ring microwave turnable shaft postage is possible at extra cost i can see why somebody might need this i just don't see why you'd be selling it a rare plant growing from tennis ball fifty dollars this tennis ball left in the rain is growing some unknown plant come and buy it and keep growing it maybe you'll have a tree one day or rose you never know or you could keep your 50 bucks and do literally anything else school lunch corn dog fifteen dollars it's only slightly used don't worry only one bite what you don't wanna eat it cause it has a bite in it what are you some kind of weirdo it's a school corn dog replacement box only do not message me about the console as it's not available for sale sony playstation five packaging and replacement box only like i can see why this might be important for some people but it definitely shouldn't be 60 bucks that's just outrageous vintage gasoline free 15 gallon fuel bring one container i wonder if this is from one of the people who went to the gas stations during the shortage and just stockpiled on the gas they could get because yeah gas expires and i imagine that this is completely useless for them even if it is a dollar i hope nobody buys it i hope they just suffer we're atheists but our son was a believer this was the chair he was sitting in when he was raptured selling it because it no longer matches our home decor price firm wait your son was raptured and you're selling the chair for 700 i'm sorry but if the chair can rapture you it could be worth millions and yet that that terrible leather job is just yeah that that probably drives the price back down to 700. you're right hot dog get your hot dog here two dollars these people can't keep getting away with this it's a hot dog for two dollars what are these people on i just i i gotta know thousand five hundred dollar home for rent two bedroom yeah you know i'm looking at it and i just don't think that these are livable conditions yeah the house is so beautiful you know i just love the graffiti on the walls the decrepit nature of the place the bugs that are probably infested and they're totally worth two thousand five hundred dollars a month maybe if it was two thousand five hundred a year that would make sense but this is just ridiculous amazon box for ten dollars if you don't find items inside the box that are more than ten dollars you get your money back what kind of weird mystery amazon box bullcrap is this eight to nine pound individual sauces mostly taco bell somebody just give this person 20 bucks so that they can afford therapy like i'm so disappointed in this post 190 pound apple airpods pro uh airpods yeah sure buddy sure everything 10 everything must go take what you need and leave what you can i have everything but nothing i just needed gone nothing is free why is this guy speaking in such a cryptic way this guy sounds ominous i don't trust it they're speaking in riddles ah yes my beautiful product seven dollars in four cents wait a second 65 delivery oh no deal i'm selling ass beatings come get yourself a knuckle sandwich on the house extremely plush comfy recliner sofa weathered from where oh you don't say you know weathered from just a little bit of wear still worth a hundred dollars no but yeah just just a little weathered from where lawnmower for zero dollars uh no that's greg use guitar pick 25 it's a rare pick that can be used for both electric and acoustic guitar electric side of picks shows somewhere but acoustic side of the pick is just like new it's a freaking pick it's a piece of plastic you might as well use your fingernail if you're gonna get charged 25 bucks for that strange toy creatures available kawaii axolotl plush toy axolotls aren't supposed to be fluffy oh i don't like it i don't like it one bit so i have these barbie heads just having some fun maybe you want to make your own barbie fun thanks for looking these don't take up much room in the garage i'm in no fallon but i can ship oh please please do not ship this don't ship it to anyone just take your cursed items and just burn it burn it in the fire legend of zelda skyward sword limited edition gold remote brand new no skyward sword's not even a good zelda game alright like let's be honest it's barely mid and for 20 000 no out of my face baked bean warmer you know what i like how creative this person is you know what i respect the creativity i would totally buy this this is worthy of purchase daddy's special boy oh yeah okay i would be rocking this shirt all day long i want to be daddy's special boy i don't care if it's a size too big i'll take it outdoor cat shelter 50 outdoor cat shelter made from cooler never used comes with lots of extra bedding straw not hay i think most of these market places have just dived into insanity can we just admit that that's what's going on here choke me like bundy and eat me like dahmer no no not okay just so not okay thunder royal new unworn rare uh unworn you say oh how ironic saxophone shaped flaming hot funyun chip 436 dollars i'm honestly perplexed as how they got 436 like did they get this appraised it's not 437 not 435 no 436 dollars welding torch like new not free and to all the carrots that are going to waste their pathetic lonely and sad day reporting and leaving me messages about posting in the wrong spot i don't care go ruin someone else's day and i'll just repost so stop being such a pathetic loser thanks i'm asking for 250 dude what a what a mood shift bailey goes from zero to 100 real fast sleep under my brother's horse 49 a night the horse warmth will keep you warm a bond will be formed and i will only warn you once do not touch the horse oh god what happens if you touch the horse limited edition mcdonald's chip ah i'm sick of this is this the same guy from before i feel like this is the same guy from before the the texas guy right cross in the middle of a potato chip found in a bag of chips i can imagine all the christians is like yes he's arisen and he's taken the form of a potato chip for some reason laptop 35 don't mind the keyboard it's still work looks pretty normal handmade wall hanging decor look if you have a monster energy addiction then you should just say so olive garden leftovers most people don't even like eating their own leftovers why would you want to eat someone else's natural birch branch twin headboard or cute garden fence i love how this could be both a headboard for your bed okay but let's be honest you're on a date and you go back to their house in their house on their bed they have this as their headboard what are you doing free chainsaw i i mean technically the truth oh i can't even complain it is technically the truth ah yes 2006 toyota prius wait no i think that's gta i'm selling my locks i come from a smoke-free home clean i wash them prior to cutting also from a good energy and plant-based female each bundle is 250 between 10 to 12 inches you're selling your hair your freaking hair has the world gone mad all right to be fair we've seen so many of these it's easy to answer that question it's it's easily yes we've gone insane free water bottle all you have to do is come over to this location why do i feel like this is a trap i feel like jessica is actually like a masked man who's looking to kidnap people and for some reason they're luring people with water bottles like i haven't figured out how this hustle works but i don't know something about this ain't right and with that everyone that's going to conclude this episode of r crackheads craigslist if you enjoyed this video make sure to leave a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and hit the notification bell to be notified of all of our easy peasy uploads i'm your host david the baker and i can't wait to see you in the next video so till then peace out and three thumbs up see ya

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Length: 14min 33sec (873 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 26 2021