r/ChoosingBeggars | fresh | ep. 82

what is up guys it's fresh back with another episode of choosing beggars now I had a ton of fun editing this particular video and I really hope that all of you guys enjoy it and would this be a paid job no it's not a paid job it's not that demanding to make some posts all the choosing beggars it's good to be back can I have it for free because I need a phone and I'm a kid sorry if this sounds weird but I really need a phone because my mom went to jail and I will be home by myself all day until my granny gets off work and everyone else says no to me because I'm little yes this message may be ridiculous but at the same time the phone is a hundred and eighty dollars for an iCloud locked phone which likely means that it was stolen so good luck with that one o.p stuff I want for my birthday iPhone 7 plus rose gold James Charles morph I shadow palette david dobrik merch fan joy comm shane dawson merch amazon Tana mojo merch fan joy comm fan Schlotzsky's gift card cheap but good laptop vanity cache nail salon gift cards just a hint my birthday is May 14th so you now have time to save up now yes you might be saying that's weird that a girl would send this out to all of her snapchat followers they're not gonna get her this stuff and you'd be right you might also be saying that's kind of odd that her dream phone is an iPhone 7 plus from two years ago in 2019 and you'd also be right but she has some good things going for her to the david dobrik merch store for example features this pink hoodie and the exact same pink hoodie but only the top half for the same price let's check out the Shane Dawson merch store okay wait what's going on where am i what what was that wait was that a doll why are there so many glitch effect what the hell is this place oh my god oh my god oh my god okay enough of that now let's just look at Tanis story hmm okay some cancelled hoodies a surprising lack of racial slurs oh yeah look at that merchandising her failed convention a year later nice can i buy your razor keyboard I want a mechanical one no you already have a pretty good one WTF you literally have two keyboards sorry and I'm sick right now so I want to use a better one you're not even gaming you got the free keyboard that came with the PC and you won't even let me have the other one when I would literally use it more lmao selfish French people I'm gonna hack your PC wait is that like a common French stereotype that they're selfish so it's like they're really good at bread really bad at Wars and selfish can someone not ugly treat me right so I can shut the hell up you still got the ps4 yes I do still have it I also have like 14 games for it no scratches on the discs can i buy it for $10 what no it's a ps4 pro with 14 games and two controllers $100 is a really good deal if you you won't sell it and I'm going to send a hitman on you honestly $100 sounds like such a good deal for a ps4 Pro 14 games and two controllers that this sounds a lot like a scam hello I need favor of you my child's birthday is coming up in two days and my minimum wage job doesn't pay enough in iphone is the only thing my child wants and unfortunately I can't afford it I was going to ask if I could get an iphone on the house if you can message me back that would be great he wants a message back okay it's a no from me dog okay guys I'm now taking applicants for a new hashtag sugar-daddy following the loss of Jesus Smith rest easy honey PM me your full application when it is all filled out I would love to have any of you support me and my kids get submitting let me be your only hashtag sugar baby sugar daddy application requirements must be anti VAX more than $100,000 in the bank no children but open to having kids age forty five-plus have a clean criminal record must be single must have a clean bill of health no bringing sickness into the home okay with only seeing each other once a week maybe less open to sharing with other sugar daddies hmm must be anti VAX have a clean bill of health it's gonna be a tough one you're really limiting your market there woman calls owner for not getting enough free bread I work as a delivery driver for an Italian food restaurant it's not a huge chain but it's grown quite a bit since it started it is still family-owned and has seven locations throughout the state the owner regularly visits each location to see how things are going he is always trying to keep the family-owned feeling to his restaurant so he frequently gives out his personal cell phone number to customers in case they have a problem now we have a regular customer that we delivered to and now we all groan whenever we see her name and address show up on her delivery terminal will call her Karen she has a child with autism and run a home daycare taking care of many more kids during the week every Friday she would order a single pizza and this was this week's note read all comments cup of ice and ranch in cup of ice 12 plates 12 red packets please please ask bring 15 napkins 1 cup ice extra 2 cups of ice with straws 15 extra plates 15 extra napkins don't forget or yopo will go back I wish I was joking this is letter for letter what she requested for a single pizza you would think she was ordering for a banquet a year ago she would ask for extra napkins then extra bread then extra napkins and next her bread then multiple sets of plates napkins bread and ranch in cups of ice I thought this was unbelievable I approached my manager and said this is ridiculous he agreed and called Karen he said the bread was usually free but for an entire loaf to be cut up packaged and delivered it would be an extra charge we wouldn't even charge for anything else on her grocery list karen was furious she hung up on said manager and we added the $3.00 charge for an entire loaf of bread someone delivered it and we forgot about it the next week we see the exact same order up on the board I asked my manager if we do the same thing as last week he looked annoyed to see her order up there he told me Karen found the owners number and complained that he was charging her for bread the owner of the chain then called my manager personally and said to give her everything she wants so there it is every Friday she orders her single pizza and we supply her for her day care every week she gradually asks for more and more stuff since she realized the owner said to give her anything for free she was true to her word if we forgot something we did in fact have to make two trips out there to give her extra napkins at least we can all look forward to her $2.00 tip I understand the owners want to make everything seem nice family-owned small and quaint but this woman's just taking advantage of him sad to see yo BAM boom can you mix my vocals yeah got you for 40 40 minutes forty dollars how about free sorry can't do that mixing takes time and I'm very busy coward you suck my dick now this ladies and gentlemen is how negotiations should be carried out looking for a free photographer free photographer for my wedding I emailed the photographer that was supposed to do my wedding for free I message her to remind her about our meeting then she tells me that she's pregnant and her due date is the month of my wedding so she can't do it so now I have to try and find another photographer that would be free please for the experience experience is the price negotiable man pregnant due date on the month of your wedding inconvenient to say the least I'm a youtuber by the name of redacted and have 166 thousand plus subscribers I am looking to hold a video series that emulates what AV sees show The Bachelor has and I'm looking for 20 women within the age of 18 to 24 who are interested in dating me for a youtube series the event will take place at a venue in redacted land in exchange for your participation your social media account slash YouTube channels will be heavily shouted out and plugged within my video and in the description and it will be epic if you have any questions regarding more specific details feel free to email me at redacted email com for more details dating a youtuber for a TV show heavy plugs of my social media where do I sign up wedding question hello my fiancé and I are looking for a wedding photographer but are having some issues with the contracts we are coming across we are wanting a clause that guarantees us a refund should we ever get divorced since we would not need the photos in that situation please let me know if this is something you have in your contract or would be willing to add thank you huh I wonder why more photographers don't have that in their contract oh wait give me your Rolex please I'm child African let me stop you right there no need to elaborate I was sold as soon as I saw give me and Rolex thank you to everyone who watched this video be sure to subscribe for more daily reddit content drop a like if you liked the video and I will see you all tomorrow [Music]

Channel: fresh

Views: 754,203

Rating: 4.8942733 out of 5

Keywords: fresh, fresh reddit, reddit, reddit cringe, reddit fail, cringe, fail, choosing beggar, choosing beggars, r/, r/choosing beggars, r/choosingbeggars

Id: NalklpD_anA

Length: 10min 50sec (650 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 27 2019