r/choosingbeggars | fresh | ep. 77

what is up my aesthetic boys it's fresh back with another video today we have choosing beggars haven't done it in 6 or 7 days so I hope you guys enjoy your Friday night and enjoy the video hey is the watch still available yes but I have a couple people interested if they fall through want me to let you know no it took you too long to get back to me is it still available if so I can bring cash to you now but I will only do 80 since I'm coming to you and you made me wait earlier no I just sold it a few minutes ago listing has been updated thanks Jesus you suck at this sorry it didn't work out good luck in your search are you this deal could have been done hours ago if you just answered your texts so yeah you suck at selling things on Craigslist okay yeah I mean selling your listing at asking price when a number of buyers are interested in your product that's failure if I've ever seen it apprentice program at redacted requirements minimum six months previous professional animal care experience required bachelor's degree required animal related field preferred ability to work long hours forty to seventy hours per week in all weather conditions compensation unlucky stipend of 350 to 450 dollars is granted well let's check it out that's up to 70 hours a week times four weeks in a month that's up to two hundred and eighty hours working per month monthly stipend of three hundred fifty dollars divided by two hundred and eighty hours worked and you get a whole one dollar and 25 cents per hour that's what a bachelor's degree and half a year of professional experience gets you good luck if you didn't get me a present today just don't talk to me yeah the person who posted this is 20 sorry dude but it's not looking like I'm gonna be able to work on the car tomorrow figured I should tell you now instead of tonight so you can get it taken care of today sunday is Natalie and her brother's birthday party so I've only got one day to get my schoolwork done that's rough man can't say it doesn't hurt my feelings but I expected this to be honest have a great day buddy sorry if it hurts your feelings man it's not intended to I have prior obligations that I thought I could fit you in around and as soon as it looked like it wasn't going to work I let you know so you could plan accordingly I'm doing my best bud sorry you too bro yeah what you're not able to do free work on my car in the exact timeframe that I originally requested I can't say I didn't expect it but my feelings are definitely injured is the Xbox still available hi yeah it's still available how long have you had it and why are you selling it I've had it since October played it about three times and never touched it again I don't have time to game anymore both games are included yes cool seventy-five dollars in a few grams sound good what I'm asking 350 for the Xbox cash only please work with me it's a birthday gift for my boyfriend I understand it's a birthday gift but I'm still asking 350 for it you're getting four controllers and two games that's fair in my opinion I'm on a tight budget and the price you're asking is way too high there's other Xboxes on Craigslist that are cheaper than what you are asking then why are you trying to buy mine if you can get a cheaper one what's your budget I can probably provide you some cheaper alternatives if he's into retro gaming you can probably get him an NES classic or a Sega Genesis HD it's gonna cost like 80 dollars no I want yours he already has all that stuff he just wants an Xbox now well you can have it for 350 I'll give you 150 and some nudes oh there it is folks there it is I had to be fair I'll cut her some slack like selling nudes to your co-workers to get a cheap Xbox your boyfriend's birthday we've all been there the YouTube winner of the D Sox 124 G Oslo scope is Stefan Herschend Berg please contact me through email all patreon winners received a private message Wow waste my time it was stand-up for me not to win oh man this dude must have a tough time at raffles and maybe in stats class if he's ever taken one yo I got a favor if you can bro what's up can you pretty please help me get a ride back to Boise I'm in Middleton dude what's up I was ditched I'm so sorry man I really am dude why do you only text me to ask for favors I don't you're not the only one you were the last one I'm texting plus I haven't talked to you in a while anyway you know no you don't get it why is this the only reason you text me is there an issue bro huh cuz I can always settle with you I'm just asking a favor bro at what the hell it's just an issue because it looks like you just want to use me and I'm not into that I'm not using you bro I'm just asking okay damn man thanks for not being a friend bro yeah I appreciate that later non friend yes this is like if one of the real bros of Simi Valley was a choosing beggar like bro do not burn they do not even burn bro unwanted game systems and accessories free must be able to drop off looking for systems for donations so I can reopen my store please help me so I can get my store going again all systems must work games must at least work accessories must be in decent shape wait wait am i understanding this correctly but he's asking for used game system donations so he can reopen his quote-unquote store where he's just selling the used game systems that got given to him I mean I'd love to run a store too if someone would pay for all of my inventory I love the little pause for he's thinking eye on the ball doesn't sound right but dad said to do it so here I go huh yeah I noticed the hesitation - that's a smart kid since we both observed the same thing would you or someone else please give me gold damn this dude is panhandling on reddit as some dumbass wasted a hundred coins on this guy yeah I noticed this - that's really dumb since we both observed the same thing would you or someone else please give me gold some dumbass wasted a hundred coins on this guy yeah I noticed this - that's really dumb since we both observe the same thing would you or someone else please give me gold now some dumbass wasted a hundred coins on this guy just like Yogi Berra once famously said it's like deja vu all over again okay so would you be willing to deliver the printer and ink I can deliver the printer but I'm sorry I don't have any ink for it could you buy some on your way to my apartment well I can but that would raise the price for the ink and probably another $5 for gas why huh ink is like $25 and I'm not paying that out-of-pocket for a stranger and I'm delivering it to your house okay I'm sorry I'm not interested I think I'll buy a new one with ink on line good luck with that thanks [ __ ] you know funnily enough there are circumstances sometimes where it's literally cheaper just to buy a new cheap printer that comes with ink than to just replace the ink cartridges on the cheap printer you already had wants my CPU but doesn't have a computer note CPU is not computer CPU is a processor a little backstory I have been saving up to buy some new parts for my PC and the cheapest option for me was to order the CPU and motherboard I wanted separately and the CPU came first due to delays anyway my dad's girlfriend had to talk with one of her co-workers so she invited her over she brought her son with him because he was too young to take care of himself for an hour - I was disappointed when I was assigned to entertain him for the time being but overall I was fine with it I take this kid çb to my room and we talked for a bit about video games as I expected he only plays games like fortnight he saw my PC and started talking about it whatever right he then asks how I got it and I told him I bought it with money from a summer job he really wanted to try playing games on a desktop because he had only played on its xbox his entire life I let him play a couple matches a fortnight which I don't play just had it installed from when I tried it and he was constantly blabbering about the crazy FPS I was getting like 90 on medium settings after he loses a game he gets bored and just sits there after a while he looks up on top of my desk and sees the box for my new C you and this little kid points at it and goes can I have that and I apply lately decline he asked again and I said no a little more firm this time he says your computer is already so good you don't need more and that's when I remembered that this kid didn't even have a PC he starts whining and saying that it doesn't matter and I should give it to him anyway I try to change the topic and offer to go ride some old bikes in the garage but he just stops off to his mom later his mom comes in and asked so where is that laptop you said my son could have I can pay you a little for being nice and letting him borrow it I was really confused and asked her about it she said seabees son told her that I was letting him borrow an old laptop why to explain the entire situation the mom calls in CB and asks about it he tries to puppy I his mom and force him into giving me a non-existent laptop I tell the kid dude you shouldn't lie to your parents to get something you want it's not cool and he just starts crying he walks over to my desk screaming and tries to climb it and take the CPU and his mom pulls him away I explained the entire situation to his mom and how even if I gave him the CPU he couldn't use it because he has an Xbox the mom was really understanding and the next time she came over the kid wasn't with her thank God well look on the bright side it wasn't another entitled parent hi this is a full-time position in 80 dollars per month for eight hours a day five days a week do you want to do it eighty dollars a month so fifty cents an hour hours are either from 7:00 to 3:00 p.m. Eastern Time or from 1:00 to 9:00 p.m. Eastern Time sending template emails on different websites this is a full-time position meaning 40 hours per week paid $22 weekly to cover up work fees are you still interested no thank you I mean there's no way this can be serious right this has to be some kind of really really weird joke right I mean 50 cents an hour calling it a full-time position 40 hours a week what are you doing I want to get away go somewhere to escape reality for a while too bad I can't afford to go to the mall let alone go on a vacation hey come stay at my house with the baby a few days I'll look after besides feedings and you can relax plus the family would love her hi I mean like Mexico or Florida or whatever ha ha yeah I mean like I wanted a break just like not that kind of break hey I know you probably don't want to talk to me and I'm not trying to intrude on you or anything it's just I need help and I don't know who to turn to I will be competing on the redacted competition this year in Atlanta Georgia and I need a place to stay just from February 28th to March 26th is it okay if I can stay at your place text me at the redacted number if you want and can please to let me know I promise if I can win any type of money I will pay you back I mean yeah they only went on one date before never talking again but I mean he's only asking to stay in your house for a month from February 28th of March 26th it's just a month could be like 12 months thank you to everyone who watched this video be sure to subscribe for more daily reddit content drop a like if you liked the video and I will see you all tomorrow you

Channel: fresh

Views: 947,563

Rating: 4.9146333 out of 5

Keywords: fresh, r/choosingbeggars, choosing beggars, r/choosing beggars, choosingbeggars, cringe, reddit cringe, fresh reddit, reddit

Id: DcZhmzrJ5j8

Length: 11min 54sec (714 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 15 2019