r/Boneappletea | soup of side

technical nuke incoming i really understand your point but if you look at the data [Music] hey you horrifyingly handsome homo sapiens welcome to mk my name's jack and today we're going to dive into the lifestyle of those who just they're close but no cigar speaking of bone apple tea did you know you could actually buy his bone broth at the supermarket yeah bone broth it's making me realize just how closeted my life was in terms of cultural exposure jaws canadian edition three things are a nightmare with this image a moose coming at you in the water the wrong word and also my attempt at the canadian accent i'm so sorry canada please no no don't deny my work visa jesus his goal stats are very neat i have to say how to come on you've got to at least think about what you're saying i know that is a very rare thing among humanity but still sometimes you can only clearly see yourself when through the eyes of another except when there's too many frogs around luckily we have a product just for you without anti-frog swimming goggles no longer will your beautiful views of the reef be clustered with a bunch of random frogs that have somehow taken over the salt water how do you even work do you spray some sort of scent to drive them away no we simply apply live electrical wires all around the goggles so it zaps the frogs as they come close oh that's completely safe underwater a part of a healthy balanced breakfast ah the extra effort with the capital hey come on man you were so close it's meant for aerodynamics it just helps with movement oh oh buddy i can send so many people reading this comment to be quivering with frustration uh yeah that acid is strong ah yes a non-visible butt the most corrosive substance on the planet that's why for the safety of all my friends and family i make sure my butt is very well seen you know it's crazy like what most men don't know or all men women don't really be sex addicts and like have sex or horny or masturbate more than once a week like sometimes we just be chilling but men want to freak every second addicts babe addicts why the frick did you steal my adderall so you went through my purse and freaking stole my adderall what the [ __ ] is wrong with you bro i needed that stuff for my freaking adhd what the actual frick what is wrong with you now i know what you're thinking but they are in fact actually talking about a 80 inch hd tv but in all seriousness uh actually quite a few people with adhd do pronounce it like athd honestly depending on the age of the person sending this text this was actually probably intentional and just due to their mental disorder i still give it my teehee of approval but you know it's not like they're an idiot you shouldn't care what you're eating be eat veg or non-veg it's all just a little chemical reaction going in your tummy okay i guess the eat here is meant to be it but i don't know i feel like it still makes sense as in like you eating veg or non-veg it doesn't matter i don't know if this one passes that much no teehee of approval here moving on the bold kid from avatar bong water no he was an air blender wow the queen won't bow down to the public opinion about our protest outside the palace last week shame on you i'm not doing it do not care about the people that's it understanding this monarchy i think both of them are just deeply hurt you can never get hurt that much if that person did not hold a place in your heart they'll be bowling their eyes out if someone dies that would be an interesting fishable for a funeral joseph was a man who striked our very hearts with his camaraderie speaking of strike let me get this boy out the person who hit our car today and didn't leave a note thanks for your honesty yum hopefully karma will come your way no we don't have a spare four hundred dollars for excess to get it fixed what the hell what are you doing to my shoulders man somebody wished karma upon you here's a nice pina colada why not relax on this chair what does cds and dissing mean what what do they mean means he has to stop making it due to copyright reasons getting sued oh my god ceased and desist how do you get how do you get seeds and dissing from the human brain ladies and gentlemen it just it knows no bounds i live in a cul-de-sac fyi you mean a cul-de-sac nope i live in a sack in a cult will i get dire beatings from eating too much sugar ah no if your mother catches you though yes baby i love you so much i just cleaned out and organized the damn tub aware drawer the freaking wi-fi is still out i'm sorry what draw no please tell me again what did you do you know the drawer with the tubs that are sentient and speak to you they wait they don't speak to you no spelling mistakes with this one just some nice good old tea with bones in it also there's an apple don't know why that's here really irrelevant let's move on i'm actually done they're all a bunch of racists dude sometimes race doesn't play part come on man sometimes like come on man i think race is an escape goat don't you agree bone apple t scapegoat okay but no i'm gonna forgive this one because where the hell does the definition of scapegoat even originate from like why did we decide that what did goats do to humanity that we just condemned them to this negative typing yep i decided to look it up in the bible a scapegoat is one of two kid goats as a pair one goat was sacrificed and the living scapegoat was released into the wilderness taking with it all sins and impurities so it's worse than i thought it's not because some goats were real a-holes to people back in the day it's we literally killed some goat's sibling and left the other defend for itself in the wild could you just imagine someone breaking into your house killing your sibling then kicking you out of the house and saying you're an a-hole go away oh religion do whatever make you feel fulfilled man i'm sure you wouldn't mind variety no matter what you pursue once worse is in a way this still kind of makes sense thanks english language it's easy to stuff up but still make your point personally i'm terrified of the final front ear you must hear me to enter the pearly gates oh gosh you're so scary ow dude don't shriek so loud it hurts little did i know that this town would change my life forever people were so nice and polite to me from the gecko i thought this were the hateful angry people well now i'm just visualizing a town in the middle of the us that has a gecko that greets all the strangers help wanted experienced grilled man hi i noticed you're looking for some workers ah you're hardly even seasons come back when you're char grilled i have a box of hand-me-down girls clothes for zero to six month olds ready for pickup if anyone is interested or needs before i donate elsewhere hand me down clothes i'm calling it that from now on it's a hard not life hard knock life you mean what this whole time i'm so confused are you trying to say it's a hard knock life and just thought it was hard not life here's some evidence for you you were wrong all along you fool i can only plead that she said this in front of so many people with such confidence that it was the right way to say it now we are quite a bit into this video so guys i do try to remind you all to be healthy and stay hydrated so if you finish that bottle of water go to the kitchen right now and fill it up again so you can dread it to highly he's become a hippo cricket ever since he got married i really hope this wasn't autocorrect i really hope that this was them genuinely thinking that's how it's spelt the last time they did something like this they revealed island living meschino stuff and realm of magic right very interesting that they're using this platform just to announce a small game pack jan is trans never mind i misinterrupted the comment when law enforcement come on says jobet you freaking drop it they say get on the ground get on the ground they obviously have a good reason you are most likely breaking the law so that's with all the unnecessary arrests it's simply because no one's in cement when they're meant to be i did it folks i solved the protests in america we can all go home now for one thousand four hundred and seventy nine dollars master luke's lifesaver okay look i'm gonna excuse this one because for a long time when i was a kid i thought they were called lifesavers too i mean come on they were saving his life but that's what they do my stomach says i love this vid that cat is my hero i love dogs but anything like this happens to my baby and i will tear it limp from limp with my bare hands that dog should be put down ooh seems your bees have gotten a bit of limp themselves you might just want to bring them back upright how can you not read this what the frick i'm illiterate that that means you can read it one star don't waste your money i've been ordering a lot of stuff off amazon some things i've been happy with while others not this is totally a waste of money it did absolutely nothing yeah there's directions but you need a magnified glass so after reading everything i decided to try it well there was no vacuuming sucks let alone getting blackheads out being so mad i just put it back into the box what are you talking about i said it correctly it's a glass that finds things and it's the magna brand garen doubling down be like well my old truck got a more tough cocktail thrown at the windshield because of this sticker in the back window yeah i spelt it wrong cause i'm not gonna have any other language other than american on my social media except for that little bit there but we'll just ignore that welcome to the ways of the simp mama stew namaste how the frick mama stew someone's a bit hungry for their mama's juices oh god that sounds even worse how did your mind jump to that i have no idea i always think those marijuana farmers do use uv i'm sorry i don't know how to spell the proper version of weed marijuana marijuana no why did you tell them it was beautiful oh their ignorance was beautiful you ruined it with the clarity cramps so bad i'm screaming where the freak you at menopause menopause yelling back you're 31. oh some men may argue for the right to bear arms but ladies here in their mid-50s prancing around with metaphors it's a personal computer uh do you have a minute straighter privileges and the version of windows 10 is cracked windows 10. actually i have two minutes straighter privileges but i can't use all the time i have to save it for my 30 minutes straight to privileges at the next meeting shout out me please nobody cares well lucky for you i'm not named buddy and i also don't care moving on don't give respect to people who don't even know the meaning of it by giving them the outmost respect you're disrespecting your emotions to the bilingual eye this probably still makes sense partition to bring gen back i don't know how well a partition will do but we can try look if you're capable of partitioning i am setting you on fire because clearly you are not human lol and why should anyone vote for him he's racist sexist pdf file etcetera just like trump yeah man i'll excuse docs all right because you know they're in the medical field they help people but pdfs they got no excuses i mean half of them are read only anyway what's the point not looking forward to tuesday it's supposed to be summer for peak's sake yeah in one way it can be the peaks of sex the or the peaking of your sake wait what does sake even mean in this context i feel half of these are me just questioning my own understanding of the english language out of consideration for or in order to help or please someone oh there you go that works in this context either way road range a guy gets run over graphic what he doesn't get angry no he just goes really really far i'm sure we can find some armed citizens to monitor or handle the situation someone needs to tech these people that there are reproductions for their actions i was prepared for it to be the tech oh but it ended up being so much better don't scoop down to their level of stupidity they will beat you with experience so true so are you here to press charges against them or i hit my nail again i'm gonna commit soup of side just imagine going to a restaurant would you like a soup on side madam i beg your pardon thanks for everything you do for me babe you're a blessing in disguise again thanks to the english language this still actually makes sense especially if they're religious but i'm still gonna have to vanquish them to hell because of the yore where's the apostrophe marie where's the e who remembers these i wore them everywhere i loved the dramatic slap on my foot every time i took a step man these used to be my favorite shows even though i sprang my ankle so many times ooh a two-for-one deal hey man i worked like an hour pain-stickily colorize your picture hope you like it pain stickily that is gonna be the worst one so far calm before the stone considering what stones do it's it's not really threatening looking for those telltale nicotine stains i'm a smoker for 12 years and i don't have them don't trust those i am actually lost on this one what telltale i i understand that's the bone apple t here but what is it meant to be i feel this is like a privilege of not being a smoker ever so i don't really know the reference here but also i i have fomo guys come on i did a puzzle last night i think 300 pieces is about my tension span all by yourself all by myself aren't you proud of me wow impressed yeah seems after about 299 pieces they lose their brain capacity a bit the red mill because the world needs more hs 10 seconds the whole entire video what's the video it's an attire squidward's house title wave aftermath hmm that could have been funny if you spelt it correctly oh i'm kidding of course that wasn't funny at all chase declined my stuff so fast in walmart today and i was only buying graphic tees and toiletries they couldn't wait to hit me with a fraud and a is this you email i am concerned as to the person psychology that is buying trees of toilets please use tongs to pick pastries thank you oh well this is one where the english language is actually detrimental to the process thank goodness the goal these people have to toss money at potential and successful murderers is uphauling target midway hello everyone does anybody know what happened to target this evening they were vacuuming the guests i wonder why vacuuming the guests yeah they were asking all guests to leave the store few vehicles of police were outside the store as well i think you mean evacuating the guests probably related to the violence and looting in downtown minneapolis including major looting at target oh thanks for the correction i got some weed games for sale they are in you in a box everyone's in that kind of title is going to attract the wrong kind of customers unless this image is just a front for what they're actually selling honestly the loss of computer literacy thanks to overly user-friendly devices makes me so sad i'm buying my kid a computer as soon as he's out of the whoop probably out of their mother now before we go we've got some fan art to do which is today's work by me and the girls who's made some beautiful fan art in their fan art i see you're a reddit veteran drawing your cute self with your image so you get more upvotes oh smart thinking thanks for the wonderful artwork me and the girls and remember if you'd like to see your artwork ever featured on a future video be sure to post it in the mk subreddit as that's where we see them and we grab them for the next videos but of course that means it is the end of this one so it's time for you to return the favor and pay your juice like this video subscribe if you haven't already and make sure you check out some more content on the channel if you have the time which you do let's be honest you you have the time regardless it's been lovely having you here as always my name's been jack it's been a wonderful time rambling at your faces and i love you very much i'll see you next time bye bye

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Length: 15min 40sec (940 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 15 2020