RARE INSULTS #33

this dude who looks pretty smart you look like one of those advisor npcs in a city builder game yeah like the guy looks good he's very smartly dressed but he does look like he's gonna go hey sir we need help building the new hospital quick hey everyone my name is jake and welcome to rare insults where we're gonna be looking at insults which are really rare you know ones that you find very very deep within the youtube comment section or other comment sections like facebook twitter any way you may find them they're really rare and they're really funny most of the time enjoy it mcdonald's mukbang oh i feel like nick is the human embodiment of the voice in your head that tells you to crash your car while you're driving just don't do it never listen to that voice ah-ha pov this is the kid who your grandma compares you to every time you disappoint her oh well he's much better than you i swear adam looks like greta thundberg smoked a huge ball i can see the resemblance there look it's actually uncanny dude do i sound like corpse and i sent an audio link what do you think no bruh that's not corpse that's roadkill i can imagine he went like and then thought he did something so an artist in paris has made a sculpture that is supposed to be a modern rendition of a christmas tree but is it really it's uh but is it really yeah actually it's but god are you a freaking garbanzo beans iridocyclitis he looks like the 13 year old version of a 40 year old just straight up if you look like both of them you're kind of only one of them this was about the guy second to the left yeah that guy you look like a ps2 version of tom cruise the crouching guy reminds me of the comedian if he got into yugioh instead of vietnam those flared jeans are just not it like look at those that hair can protect you in a motorcycle accident i actually really like that hair i think that's his best hat your ma shares missing dog posts from other countries you know when i said in the intro oh it's like facebook posts twitter posts youtube replies that's where you find rare insults right not us on some random wall imagine seeing this you're just walking down the street and then suddenly someone insults your mum like that really it's a good insult but really oh this is a ludwig video you look like a 26 year old cop who just got hired by the nypd and already has three citations for excessive force he does look like an nypd like opposite i don't know why what is that i think this was a picture of the ps5 pokeman says still looks like a router though and uh without your makeup you look more like a router than the ps5 nice nice this guy was hating on the movie parasite i think which i actually really enjoyed this is the guy who plays dating simulators in his basement and gets disappointed when the pickup lines won't work on his sister oh it's just roasted this guy looks like the love child of john lennon and weird al wait john lennon yeah i can see that and then word out yeah you know what good oh yay we got the early late show with dixie demelia the tick tock sisters this is like a slice of white bread interviewing table salt i don't know how you can make a late show like that early in your life i feel like you have to have more knowledge before you never mind you can do what you want this was on the movie the room it's like someone dubbed an already english film in english yeah that actually perfectly describes the room just just like these scenes oh hi denny anything for my princess nice to see you danny i'm going to take a nap can i go upstairs too charlie kirk looks like what happens when you drag the face slider too far to the left on the mead creator oh look is it is it because his eyes are closed is that what it is oh wow doesn't give a single frick about your opinion in spanish yeah i hope you forget to do some homework and remember it an hour before it's due i want you to have that stress period of an hour where you're rushing this guy looks like a teen an adult and an old man all at the same time i kind of see gary vee in there somehow i don't know why because he looks nothing like him but something about him makes him look garyvee like it was found vegans were 43 more likely to suffer from broken bones of any kind oh yeah is that mainly broken noses from where they keep telling other people how to live and don't worry if you're like oh no i can't tell vegans apart that person could be more fragile they will tell you 100 they will tell you you they are a vegan they will be the first thing they say oh and he's back again with i can't get over how this dude looks like how disney draws dead characters they're like okay what's like the ideal dad and they're just like this guy it's more of a compliment really if you and hitler kissed your mustaches wouldn't touch oh you know what no they wouldn't it would be perfect maybe he was made for him or charlie chaplin that works too this video from from a different website uh the guy on the pc looks like discount mr beast he looks pretty much the same maybe more like a plane version given the mustache and there you go no disrespect to the gatsby contributors but i don't think i've ever had a worse experience with a piece of software including the time my car's computer killed the engine on the highway taking power steering and brakes with it at least then i was still getting somewhere oh i don't know what the gatsby contributors are but geez jeffree star truly has the body of a boy who died during the irish potato famine and a face of a woman who survived it wow why do youtube views freeze at 301 oh that was eight years ago yeah they stopped doing that and it's at 301 visible confusions wait that guy looks like ed sheeran living off minimum wage yeah all he needs is a bit of money and he'll look exactly like him they say i look like juice world picture of him and a picture of juice world nah you look like dwight conrad from futurama actually yeah the queen's gambit four and a half stars if anya taylor joy and harry melling had a children their kids eyes would be the right distance apart oh he kind of looks like wallace from wallace and gromit if you know wow fall guys died faster than a goldfish you win at the carnival it really did die really fast didn't it wow it still has it still must have a lot of players but they just like cashed out like 300 million dollars and that that was it they just don't delete that that's so good pewdiepie video pewds looks like a hipster journalist who traveled to the united states to write about climate change he's got like 400 followers on twitter and he's verified and he's like hating on everyone hmm you look like kanye north and post malone himself commented that wow that's a compliment oh this dude has the personality of a dry clean flannel draped over an acoustic guitar that's never been played who is this man how boring is he oh we got the weigh-in we got kane versus antonio silva ooh antonio silva looks like handsome squidward that jawline is so it's so handsomed mark zuckerberg walking along his legs are almost as twisted as facebook's privacy claims no of course we won't use your data like that no four minutes and one second bam east asian jesus oh yeah the white shirt really compliments the look as well prank invasion a professional fighter with an 8 in a record apparently he looks like a gta online character before you customize it just completely plain and default but he's got the beard that's what he's got on an intelligent scale of 1 to 10 10 corresponding to the highest attainable iq your rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it wow through it is on town of salaam who did that it must have been terrifying for a deer to be hunted by early humans rather than other animals imagine a monkey with a stick making you run so much you die from exhaustion oh yeah we need to return to this method of hunting make america fit for once hey if you can go and hunt your own stuff then go for it you would probably get really fit from it can we normalize not loving family members uh yeah your dad already did this do you know who we do love unconditionally though these videos on screen which you can click right now look two of them right there isn't that great two videos go for it and subscribe thanks

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 100,550

Rating: 4.9658117 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: O0n0UacHGkk

Length: 9min 59sec (599 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 05 2020