CHOOSING BEGGARS #26

went to walmart to get lunch me and items for the week as i went to pay the lady in front of me didn't have enough money to pay for groceries so i told the cashier i would pay her balance the lady customer thanked me and asked if she could pick pick some other things she needed since i was paying for them i told her sorry that i was in a hurry and that was why i paid for her things and mine she got mad at me and said i see how you people are bro i would have taken that back in an instant you know what i ain't paying for it sorry bye hey everyone my name is jake and welcome to choosing biggers where we're going to be looking at people who think that if you offer 10 off one of your products if you're selling something you're basically hitler that that's pretty much how they compare you oh if you're not giving 100 off then i'm sorry you're just you're hitler that's what you are enjoying oh and also i forgot to explain last video um yeah this channel got like strike so i couldn't upload for a week but we're back now hopefully we don't get striked again i am livid blank has been babysitting me for seven months now a hundred dollars a week the hours are easy nine to five like a regular freaking job and the kids are basically angels they sleep most of the day anyway at this age i get a text from her saying she's applying to walmart and that she can't afford to work for me anymore ah she's not paying me anything i'm paying her what do you mean afford have fun working longer hours for less pay you ungrateful witch and now i'm stuck without child care all the day cares in my area are super expensive and every time i've posted an ad on a local buy and sell people have left really mean comments i'm getting desperate i can't believe she'd put me in this spot this is risking my livelihood i thought she was my friend a hundred dollars a week for nine to five what that might be great when you're like younger and you don't have any bills to pay but you cannot live off 400 a month in most places lenovo laptop for 600 krona 350. uh 600 and you can have it it's a good price 400 please not for me give me free please please give me oh yeah sure just tell me where you live and i will be there in 20 minutes and they actually send their address should i also pay you for taking it from me would that be good i would not be surprised if they replied with yeah sure i've seen it with my own eyes women are very shallow i'm sure ugly and broke so i don't date but my good looking friends get the hottest women and the most women gee i wonder why wait how many short ugly broke women have you asked out why would i do that okay now read your thing back right and put yourself in that position will you take 400 uh sorry but no they're one thousand dollar brand new and i'm asking 700 for a lightly used one in near mint condition i'm open to offers but 400 is too low i could do 500 max please i need it for christmas for my son yeah sorry i can't give it up for that i'll drop it down for 600 for christmas but i absolutely cannot go any lower so you're not even willing to help someone out during the holidays yo i literally took a hundred dollars off my asking price yeah screw you never mind if you really want to be evil you should be like oh don't worry we can do that don't yeah we're fine and then just postpone it until like the day before christmas and then just be like oh yeah sorry because that kid he's gonna be upset when he doesn't receive anything strictly dropped us after we asked to be paid says musicians the band said they were offered a free lunch and screen time for appearing on the bbc spin-off it takes two wow like the bbc bro they literally get funded by the public i don't even pay my tv license because i don't have a tv so have that make me a sick logo uh if you pay then shawl them out lol gotcha i see where we stand haha you do understand that by giving you credits on my twitch page would probably net you more business since i am a rapidly growing twitch page lol do you know how many people i've given free edits to because it helped me grow in the long making friends and putting my name on that edit it's cool though i won't expose your artwork to a few hundred more people lol ah damn that sucks guess i'll just have to post my 5 000 followers on tick tock and get paid another 400 books within a week ah man this totally sucks i should have totally drew you something for free even though i can spend my time and make money somewhere else darn it silly me i'll tell you right now if you ever want to get like actually paid or worth while doing work for like editing social media kind of stuff do not get a shout out it's not worth it no one will care absolutely no one will care just take the money just take the money unless you're like doing editing for an editing channel where people appreciate the editing then that's good but if not no one will care just just get paid the hardest realization which is a recent word is that friends don't really know what it takes to support a single mother here are three cheap and consistent ways number one offer to babysit the child for a weekend every few months number two help with a monthly expense and three ask her how you can help ah exactly nowadays friends just call in themselves friends for no reason it's like with my car none of my friends have ever offered to take on the monthly insurance or petrol ah they don't use the car but that's besides the point they should understand it's hard yeah i'm pretty sure i've got no friends because no one pays my rent like guys come on i'm struggling phone is in immaculate condition no scratches no marks and no dents as the phone has never been cut off of the phone case and has been thoroughly looked after comes with the box but unfortunately no charger or headphones looking for as close to the asking price as possible but i will consider the sensible offer that looks in pretty good condition i don't see any scratches or anything sweet hi can you hold it till the exma sales can you also deliver thanks yeah 250 quid if i deliver it you're miles away hmm but down to 90 pounds all in in the sales yeah do they really think does the christmas sales apply to people on facebook hey among us uh where do you download among us on pc oh it's on steam uh anywhere else you know free yeah it is free but on mobile through the app store but that's the only place where it's free but i want pc okay then buy it 10 off is not a discount uh yeah it is i'm pretty sure one percent off is a discount 0.1 offers a discount it might not be the discount you're looking for still is though would i be a douchebag for kicking my friend out of my room so i live on campus in college and a first-year and my friend can't afford accommodation so he sleeps on my floor the thing is i have no privacy and i'm starting to find it annoying he also cooks and destroys my kitchen and told the other lads that it's not his kitchen so he doesn't need to clean up i'm thinking of kicking him out no hard feelings or anything but i'm paying 6k a year for accommodation and i like my privacy am i a douche no no bro if you don't kick him out straight away you are like get him out so this person needed some money if it's for food tell me your local grocery store and i'll email you a gift card send me the gift card wait you actually need food what's your local grocery store chain i just need 50 steam or itunes card yet those aren't needs yes i need it that person's such an idiot but you could have got the 50 like grocery card and then bought one of the itunes cards at the grocery store pretty sure they sell them but fair enough good samaritan anonymously pays 16 000 worth of customer lay buys at a toy store oh that's nice that's a nice gesture and all but surely you could donate it to someone who couldn't afford toys at all most families i know that use lay by for toys are doing it simply so they can be stored out of the house until just before christmas not because they are short of money how dare you give away sixteen thousand dollars set by a person who's probably given away zero dollars sixteen thousand it's a lot no matter where they give it to unless you've given it to like jeff bezos then he probably doesn't care but this is fine streamer asked artists to make emotes for his twitch channel artist makes the emotes and sends to the streamer and the streamer doesn't pay so they post this yo my guy i did not scam you out of anything my instagram notifications are off so it completely slipped my mind and that's a terrible way to try and get your point across by humiliating me on twitter oh so strange how you responded perfectly to my messages every time when sending updates but the moment you get them and i ask for payment and it becomes a terrible way to get my attention lol since you want clout get in the blood and by the way them emotes bad i've been stopped using them they look nothing like me looks like you just google a black kid cartoon and make it in a mo yeah i'm getting every penny worth thanks for being such an awful person so i can make my monday a bit more exciting they're verified as well you can afford if you're verified you probably have enough money to pay your moats like ah this is such a scum um hi my baby just died and i'm in some real need of comfort right now i was wondering if you guys would be willing to send me a sample to try i could do a review on facebook or instagram for you or a box oh yeah my kid's dead but yeah i could do the following thing right free samples hi sorry to message you out of the blue how are you doing can i ask a favor of you hey man yeah long time no speak all good here thanks how are things your end and sure what's up well this is a bit random but i'm in a little debt and i know you have some more cash at the moment so was wondering if you can give me some uh i can lend you some money if you're able to pay me back but i'm not rolling in it at the moment logs wait i have to pay you back come on man i thought we were maids is that a joke no i thought we were mates obvious no bro you're not getting any money i'm sorry you know what i will give you though i'll let you have this two videos which you can click for free that's what i'll give you and also you can subscribe that's also free wow so many free things it's perfect for you right thanks you

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 236,125

Rating: 4.9526725 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: 4TkCAqPfhMg

Length: 11min 32sec (692 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 07 2020