Ranking Your CURSED Minecraft Builds

this is my house think of it as a old Century House in like small town oh Jesus small town America that's been renovated and turned into a beautiful feminine Loft I say Feminine I thought I was ahead of the curve saying oh you know pink is a masculine color Pink's as masculine as a gets everyone on the server keeps telling me pink is very girly pop color so I'll embrace it I live in a very feminine house and there's nothing wrong with that because you know when you're like me and you got a seven a half in shaft and a fat Supple nut sack words don't really get to you sorry that was inappropriate let me show you the other thing I built this is storefront that I can do whatever I want in really sell person oh my God can we talk about hey can you keep it down keep the noise down I'm live streaming and I need you to keep it down literally being murdered what kind of [ __ ] is this I'm being Mur heyl you know what I'm actually going to be taking some steps to addressing all of the problems I think I've been having with you two as neighbors soon so I guess you'll hear about it in a couple minutes look who it is it's C HOA president hey I think you guys need to uh I think you guys need to get lost for a second we have a meeting to do it's very important very important I think you guys need to get lost no close the gate behind you me and Captain Sparkles being the two highest net worth individuals on the server we're making a homeowners associate shut up sorry about that it's okay stuff needs to change around here we need to establish some rules for This Server the Riff Raff needs to go this is what I you you'll have to Pardon our parents we're renovating things it's good of you to put a sign down like that's important to inform exactly this Captain this is what inspired the whole HOA thing to begin with tell me and I'm choosing my words carefully cuz I know you are familyfriendly what the heck is that this is worse than floating trees it makes me want to become a terrorist oh sorry there's someone stalking us just give me one second what are you doing though oh oh he bribed me with 12 joints Captain it's okay for uh YouTube's sake this is a piece of chalk no we have a chalk mod can I have that so I can smoke this marijuana all oh I love flavored chalk I Love Weed I Love Weed oh like cuz green it's green like the ground love smoking marijuana I got for my dealer the after effects are not great makes you all oh my god there it goes I'm hurting I'm just so hungry here I don't really have a wow bread oh thank you big potatoes he's bribing the HOA right now Josh I'll have you know what we're starting an HOA now your place is about to get judged probably the next hour no what do you mean no outside of HOA jurisdiction in the neighborhood it's it's I can literally see it I'm going to take this up with the HOA board okay we are the board okay okay if you have a complaint Josh I don't know Captain if you saw the HOA building but made an HOA building didn't I didn't okay well let's take it let's take a field trip you can take it to the board yeah here it is it's right here it's right next door to my house oh sorry Ron is in there so any complaints you can just throw them right in there okay we're we're yet to make the bylaws but any complaints oh all right toss them in there and they'll get the nearest representative okay cool yeah I'll I'll bring did you uh start taking a crack oh no oh no we're ready to start from scratch we should take this to the meeting room oh okay oh Jordan This is where we will conspire on the rules this is incredible Thou shalt Thou shalt not uh float yes that's a good one thou oh caps lock thou oh caps lock if it's emotional you can all caps it I'm just trying to figure it out cuz my voice chat is caps luck no weeds no videos okay is this how like government works I feel this is great I'm going to add the fourth one and I'm not going to say it out loud I'm just going to type it in and I need a gut reaction from you got it I mean yeah yeah um how do we how do we how do we Okay that was I took a how do we no I want I'm saying like how do we uh quantify this what's our combined net worth 50 million I was thinking closer to the 1 billion range but okay what if we Institute an HOA fee doesn't that kind of tackle the issue we could just do a weekly fee five diamonds alternatively I happen to need quartz a lot like a weekly quartz payment how about this we can find people who have violations and we can say oh you owe us 50 cords for that it could get timec consuming trying to enforce you know the weekly thing and maybe just violations great I created some imagery m would you prefer to be the compliant or the non-compliant poster putter I'll be the compliant one okay you have to deal that okay terrible [Music] blow so everyone is going to have a huge sign outside their house that says whether or not they are compliant okay can I see the non-compliant one yeah there you [Music] go you know what that just made my day let's start maybe with my place I think the only thing is that you know got a little bit of weeds growing you have a few of those you wouldn't say that it's feminine would you no absolutely not it's just about the most masculine thing I've ever seen quite frankly nothing is floating which is good that would be a violation of rule number one that's my that's my woman in there he's just the the housekeeper uh okay I like the hanging flower pots posters this isn't where you sleep though is it no I have a secret compartment that I got the permit for I got the permit for and you know let's just say it's it's taken care of where is this secret apartment well Captain if I told you that it wouldn't be very secret no would it we are the HOA can you keep secrets from the HOA that should be another line in the book no secrets okay yeah add that in you know what I was being silly it's right here my secret compartment captain Oh I should have known I should have known I like that that's a good hack you know oh okay well you don't have would you prefer that I don't go inside please don't it's just a bed down there got it okay I believe it I mean me and R I mean I I can't I mean no secrets from the HOA Captain me and Ron fool around down there I think this is um compliance so great we should put it do you want to just throw it like right on the side of the property or what do you think you know what I would proudly display it right over my door awesome and uh that's actually you you're going to put that down oh yes dude oh that's so awesome this is really exciting do we have any other uh home uh yes Landers around the area there's one right here they have been murdering and doing all kinds of debauchery Barnyard animals in the front yard you've got a dead animal on the front lawn what kind of fine for that a stack of quartz um stack of quartz might be inappropriate let's go inside can we even stand in here without it collapsing on us oh it's fine I got to crouch under creaking if anyone was swimming laps your house might fall I'm going to test the foundation okay oh that's that's alarming is this fungus on the floor in the kitchen that's a car is this a spinning blade yeah I actually um I almost circumcised myself on that by accident you know what hey I will cut him a little bit of slack cuz it is safely in a place where it can't can't circumcise anyone over here the floating part is absolutely despicable that this is what he thinks is okay going to put it on pillars they're going to be great everybody's going to love it they're going to be the best pillars everybody says they're going to be the best pillars you haven't seen better pillars in the meantime I I do need to put a notice on to your home once you have done the necessary adjustments then we can change it ooh remember you caused this your honor respectfully you weren't there we were we just can I kill Captain that's your dis hey path are you ready for your home inspection I as ready as I'll ever be what's going on here with uh not subl Captain uh you might want to see this I was going to add some rocks to make it look a little bit more natural rocks I don't know how to do that though you don't know how to put rocks when you say rocks like like just like a couple how many like it's going to take a lot of rocks to fill this in who just what is going on someone's maybe distracting us from the matter at hand here which is this house is floating and is a front to God just so you know we are only going by the rule book which messenger that seems made up would you like to look at the no I'm I'm scared I don't don't give them the book you don't think that this uh brings down the property value a little bit it doesn't really match that's a good point that's a really good point no but we are the HOA so okay what the [ __ ] what is going on oh oh ooh oh oh my God I just noticed oh my God we that's a crazy thing to happen crazy two three hold on hold on y what give me hold hold give me why wouldn't we just take this one down hold hold okay that that that that does fix the you got the other one oh my wait wait wait you hold on let me the equivalent of a Ponzi scheme with trees okay oh no no it's F it's oh oh this is my goodness M you got to admit that's crazy bro oh are are you waiting for your HOA inspection welcome this is a nice looking house it not a single weed in sight dandelions are technically weeds I think no that's planted that was given to me by my late grandmother shouldn't it be in like a pot or something like that no no it was her wish to have it in my yard so this is my cat uh battle beast wow very cute he's got he's got heterophobia yeah in his eyes he has homophobia yeah can I offer you anything to eat oh I think that would be a bribe oh W okay wow we have hard very wow this very high net worth you mind if we go upstairs oh wa that is very very patriotic right there that's uh the presidential candidate I voted for in 2020 you know I feel I feel like you're buttering me up oh no I feel like you're buttering me up oh no no got a little balcony here you know I'm going to say it Captain this might be perfect I not done it's not done are you trying to like negotiate against yourself no no we're complimenting you who what the hell that needs to be addressed someone just committed suicide off your roof oh I think you may need to illuminate the roof Captain I saw that with my own eyes and let me tell you I will not be forgetting that oh oh Je pleas comfort me are you okay just think about think about the cat think about battle beast that's really weird my roof is illuminated I'm sure it was a one time thing it's great it's great yeah I like this congratulations hold on I got to blow my load your what you're you sick too yeah oh okay Connor actually lives pretty close by he's uh oh I've been there before Extreme Makeover and it is I will say it is beautiful wow it is very it is very I had HGTV do it so I would hope so they do good work you guys can take the boat your net worth is high I'll swim it's so secluded it's like the perfect getaway thank you I'm still working on interior it's a little bit of a mess inside so forgive me on that I just want to take a um it is what did you see we'll call it uh buyant oh boy I I think if you just added like a couple pieces of wood underneath you know wood is buoyant and that'll that'll solve the problem if you want to come out front you'll see your sign wow look at that take a photo of me with it I'm so happy thank you Captain I don't mean to alarm you but something's pressing against my back um I um think that's uh my feet Hunter hello hello knock knock the HOA is here hey hello gentlemen what does this mean the boss I'm the boss California that's you that's what they call me anyways what would you guys like to see yeah show us around this is a very boxy boxy house is this your house or is this a mixed use development Jordan got it underneath we have retail and above we have housing oh so is the boss California like a store it'll be it'll be a deli oh it'll be a deli not a deli but like a a diner it'll be be a diner oh we uh there's a slight issue here the the video yeah that's that's one of the rules of the H that you can't have those anymore Quick Fix so is there a is it a separate oh it's separate see is someone living in this no it's empty at the moment nothing in that there does this unit have uh well I guess you go into the hallway to oh yeah fire exit yeah there we go yeah Fire EX Captain hold on Captain do you smell that I can't smell so good right now oh [Music] Oh Oh Captain take a look at that how did that get there that how did that get there that's interesting this unit is not occupied that's interesting this unit is not occupied at all not occupied but maybe you're using it to store some some Contraband perhaps we're we're all friends here it's okay we just need some of it wait you need a cut you need some of that we need a cut Hunter I know you're selling drugs out of this house so here's the thing I'm not selling drug drugs but if you'd like I can start selling drugs I mean if we get the cut then and you guys get a cut of course yes great I think this is a big fat approval Captain very nice I do need to blow my nose though your what uh my load sorry I I have a rule and it's no perverted activities we're on the other side of the street okay well just like if he's going to be blowing his load near my store I don't I do greatly appreciate guys you know what in solid oh please I'm going to blow my load you're lucky you got that approval don't push it don't push it buddy cuz you're pushing it right now and let me tell you don't don't push it don't push what Josh needed an inspection let's get over to Josh and then get that over with you know he'll be very short with us and we can be very short with him I suggest we take that same boat my load is kind of everywhere cuz I had to hold the button to like do voice chat and then do it with one hand it kind of hello hey Josh hello welcome to my welcome my little Cottage what's going on dude it's so good little cottage I may need to find him just so that we can get Quartz over to the mainland I don't know where it's all gone in the nether oh yeah bro you need some of that it's a little unfinished just need to paint the walls and is this going to be your house does it get lonely it's just it's it's cozy I think it's co is not the word why are you being so confrontational I'm not being confrontational you're being confrontational I'm just you're being rude and you're raising actually your I'm being wholesome don't raise your being ni I've been nothing but nice you came to my home stop arguing I'm not arguing let's stop arguing is the entire roof going to be made of quarts well there's going to be a roof is the entire roof going to be made of quarts it'll be there right when I say that there are other people who would like quartz here it feels like we're monopolizing the quartz a little bit once it's done you know have all the quarts you want I'm not sure the nether will have anymore after it's done I think that's not within the realm of your jurisdiction I don't think found I found get back you Mr [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] hey did you negotiate a Court's tax I don't think there's been much isn't he I told you I'm being very friendly I'm being very friendly and you know what he friend you know what he does he raises his voice and he's doing I don't know if you've noticed this but someone's been expanding into my lot line what the heck that does look like an issue over there okay I mean we will get to that Captain I just get stressed out when I'm over here I think we should just give them an approval and be on our way okay you win this one we'll be back we'll be back hey watch it what watch it don't push it I'm don't push it I'm not you're about to be you're about to be compliant don't let that go to waste okay this is a walking violation can tell you right now this has so many violations it's actually kind of ridiculous oh my God what the okay we got to address this one hey moist hey um what is this it's an art installation come have a look H wow it looks like you just took every block you had in your inventory and threw it together moist I'm not going to lie oh what what is that that's me and another YouTuber making out you know it's that's not even fan art we commissioned that for a thumbnail how much those run I think $150 we paid for nice that you pay your people well yep no he doesn't moist is my employee that's why he's saying that he doesn't pay me I do pay him I pay you that's not a lie bold lie that's not a bold face I do you want me to leak your bank details right now because I have them I have everything I know everything about you I can leak you too buddy approved approved Captain slap a big approved on this this is a quaint little house hello there's a bug on your head why are there bugs everywhere bug infestations friends no we have it in the bylaws that bug infestations are not allowed well the bug is on me not on the house I'll give it to her that's a loophole that is a loophole show us around Rift here's a duck pond in progress they're currently in a hole oh you've tra you're suffocating the Ducks don't they need photosynthesis to live oh dear Heavens what is that what are you holding is this a real video who knows I hope not do you think we could at least put some glass over the top Yeah here I have it in the girl house do you want to see the girl clubhous no we would love to wait no I'm scared oh it's just me today there not more girls nope girls scare me I mean understandable but you got to get over it at some point okay right here right here okay I got him justed still I threw my hi there are you HOA ready I'm HOA ready let me welcome you officially I'm going to give you a little crispy rice thank you I wish oh I love crispy rice you know I love oh your but the hold on you know what my favorite thing is crispy rice here have another come on inside oh oh Tucker this is beautiful I didn't even know this existed where would you like the approval sign you can put it right up top there where it was Pride you guys want to uh take a look at the house yeah this is the base for the most part there is an indoor an interior section which we'll get to you can flip these around if you feel like it and we've got the path going around back uh lots of flowers hey you know at least there's no weeds no weed there's some in the back here's the interior section here oh is this a portrait of Jesus Christ uh oh you noticed the portrait yeah that's him been watching the prayer Channel wow help yourself to some cake if either of you want it I just baked that I do think that we might have a video problem going on here what's wrong Captain it's the Bible yeah but it's still going going to lag I've got the TV license MTH 17 PR it's I don't know man that's the word of God I don't know if you take that down this is I study this that would be what will I do tonight captain that would be frowned upon by a lot of people a lot of people come by this house to get a little helping of the Gospel it would just be but you could play it in the theater Captain we we can't be seen as the people who tore down the Bible word will get out repenteth my soul that sounded like a threat if I'm being honest but like I agree with him like in a completely non-threatening way I will tell people behind your backs I could take it down right now but then it would reveal my secret room that I have oh well that's another rule bylaw of the ho actually has no secrets yeah that's good you showed us that charborg What's um what's this lever that has a sign next to it's saying do not touch what does that do o I don't know that was here when I I just haven't touched I don't want to it does feel like it's beckoning to me a bit you got to fight that urge you knowm behind the house and see if there's any Machinery that would activate idea h Huh I say this with full confidence nothing will happen if you click that lever are you sure yes well that's a load off my chest I'll probably click it later tonight then what about now yeah let's do it now oh well you guys have got so much going on you probably have to get to the I feel like your next house why don't you want to pull that lever charborg it's just a sign seems so that's interesting what the hell this has been in my house the whole time danger toxic gases what what it say there gases it's just toxic gases I would listen to it guys that sounds dangerous but it looks like whatever is here is like right I can almost see like some kind of oh what what is it we've seen this before it's just weed man you didn't have to hide this from us weed is allowed of course you just have to cut us in yeah well how much how much of a cut 50 50% of all my weed yeah yeah what about opium I have an opium Dimension opium I kind of want to keep that holy [ __ ] this is a lot of opium man just remember send us that product thank you guys this is such a blessing Captain there okay what on I just saw it what is this oh this is okay Captain that's a big uh not approved let's put a big old denied right on this house oh no Y how do you on there you guys want to hang out absolutely this is my fish shop and also Museum you want some fish you come here it's all locally caught so this is a shop not a house very Artic wow and you know if that isn't Jesus H Christ right there some people don't like you know I'm just I'm a little prideful about it oh hey me too there's nothing to be ashamed of especially on Good Friday it's good Friday today it's good Friday you didn't know that good friday hey hey Ross yeah we saw you disappear there here I have someone on the house thank you oh you've been munching on a lot of that today you probably already had some of my wees I gave Tucker some sushi yesterday that might have that was yesterday Sushi that's yesterday's Sushi here how about I give you some fresh I made this just a little bit ago oh you can smell the difference oh oh he's gone [Music] again uh-oh Ross are you okay buddy am I like no you guys hear me yeah you can hear you now I can't hear you hold on one sec he'll be okay he's just got to work a few things out he's still on dialup oh man maybe some more Sushi will help you that was the issue the whole time well I think his voice isn't working again come to check out there he goes I think it's an approval yeah this is fine okay we my house really quickly there will be a uh a nice water feature if there's any quartz left in the nether after Josh takes all of it it'll look nicer when finished you knew the answer was going to be approved dude oh yeah but I just wanted million I just wanted to show that I'm passing fair and square we're not Hypocrites over here I can already feel the property value Rising we can check again but I'm pretty sure that we haven't received any complt complaints yet yeah oh what's that is this somebody oh what are they doing I don't know we should probably give him some privacy though you're not complaining Cory are you no Cory's not do you know Cory Cory's I know Cory he's my house keeper okay remember we fool around in myet Ron I thought Ron was it's hard to keep I keep I can't keep I well hey none that's great not a single one it's been pleasure beautifying the area with you I look forward to our future what happened to my face that get it off get it off dude okay well well we'll we'll call it there oh hey run but [Music]

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Length: 26min 29sec (1589 seconds)

Published: Thu May 02 2024