This is actually going pretty well. all things considered... "He said right before he dies, miserably" (Yes we know Hutts) alone... ...unloved. :( (Isaac swearing as his soul leaves the mortal world...) WOOOOOOOOOO! Hey! What is up everybody, this is Hutts. and we are here with another issac custom challenge. This challenge submitted by AirTech_NEO called, "Damn, I love that it hurt" (Oh no please stop.) (Yes, please stop...) We are a pyroman and our main choice of weapon is a flamethrower. So, uhh... We have pyromaniac, soy milk, 20/20, inner eye, mutant spider, fire mind and Ouija board Basically, we have a lot of tears that come out of our face. and... we have fire mind. we are immune to explosions, so it won't hurt us. Oh jeez, what a fitting first ROOM! What a fitting first room. (It exploded...) Alright you guys, let's get started this is gonna be a f**king nightmare to do anything. But it makes a lot of sense (sure...) I think the most damage we're gonna do here, IS with the fire... ...when we light everybody up! (Yay!) "So light em up, up, up" "light em up, up, up" x2 "light em up, up, up" x3 "I'M ON FIREEEEEEE!" (x3 combo!) "So light em up-" And the reason we have like, no range at all right now, is because, of, uh... Proptosis! That we were given, so that's going to be pretty rough here. One of the main rules here, is that we can only take items that have Red, black, white, or gray within them. Not including the black border, of course. (Oh I remember that...) Sooooooo, yeah. Red, black, white, or gray. So basically, anything that's monotone I guess if it has other colors in it, but there is just white in it, that counts, right? (Sure, I guess...) See that's the tricky part. Red or black or white or gray color within it says Does that mean it has to be only those colors? or does that mean it's green but has a little bit of white in it, it also counts? Which is why the English language does not suffice for these rules. L-Like every single item has red, white, black or gray in it. as well as other colors. This is like a definite no-brainer, because it doesn't have any of the other colors. You know, maybe you could say, If it ONLY has, red, black, white, or gray, within it, right? And not any other color. That's kinda what I feel like what was meant here, because Otherwise, I'm gonna be taking every single item And maybe that's OK! Maybe I should take every single item. Because, uhh... a lot of good items were already banned via the code. And this is difficult enough! (Not.) So you know what? I'm gonna go how it was written. If there is any of those colors in the item, I will then take it. If that's not the appropriate way that I was supposed to play this, that's not my fault! Not my Fault! (Oh, but it is.) Nope! Demon Baby? ehh...He's gonna do some help here. I mean we have to get close enough to the enemies that uhh... He's gonna be in range anyways, so yeah, why not man? (Dude? Bro?) Everything that was supposed to be banned has already been banned, like I said. We have the code so... (yeah.) I'm not gonna worry too much about it. Is that worth going for? Hells yes it is, I have so many bombs. We started with, at least 5. Because of pyro It's nice not to have to worry about bullsh*t like that. First Boss, Gemini, he's going down. He's just gonna come in my scorched earth motherf**cker. Let's see... I always try to take out the little guy first (aww. D: ) Because it makes the thing(fight) a little bit easier Aww jeez, except for when that happens. That's nice. Oh, good, I'm glad that you f**ked me into that corner like really hard. That's nice, of you to do that. (Why thank you!) "I'M ON FIREEE!" (x69 Combo!) "So light em up-" They didn't even buy me f**king dinner first, jeez. Uhh... Deals with the devil? Probably not gonna happen. Wouldn't get my hopes up. If I were you. (But you aren't...?) My biggest enemy here is my own explosions knocking me around. a pain in my ass... I think that it's pretty funny too that... We have soymilk, but we have a firerate of 4 because of like, mutant spider (and inner eye). Cause I think mutant spider, triple shot, I think those are a tears down. Oh, another rule I forgot to mention: I can have 3 hearts and 3 soul hearts, but no more than that. No more than that. A respawn item that has black, that has gray in it. And I don't think respawn items were dis-allowed(?) Like I said, so... yayyyyyyyyy. (Very Enthused.) So if I get over 3 soul hearts, uh whoops. Also, we started with IV bag, so do I really need to go into this room? (Enters anyway...) I meeeeeeean... OK, well there's no blood bank to begin with. So who cares. (Commenter: I do.) See if i can get fire mind to explode on this rock... Dammit! Gawd Dammit frickin demon baby... He was like, " Ohhh, you wanted to do something? Hurr hurr *Unintelligable Demon Gibberish*" There's no reason not to use my IV bag because there's red hearts I can pick up around the floor. So the money is gonna be good... (Yum.) (A Wild Dingle appeared!) Dingle! Scorched Earth! Just make patches of fire. (Just like the corn farm back home...) And then stick him in it (oh my!) Yes! Oh! The Flamethrower! It's good! It's good. Oh it's good. It's good. That's got white, gray, red and no black. Eh, a little bit of black in there, alright. Deal with the devil! (In the key of D): That's black and red! Yes! I'm gonna take that please sir. And rotten boobies, he's got black, he's got white stuff in there... You know what? We are actually doing really really well, By just sticking with black, white. So let's go back, let's go back on that and say: ONLY black, white, red, & gray. Nothing with green (aww.) or blue. or the other colors. (Color-ist...) Items that I would like to see? Umm... Polyphemus! I would like to see that. Dark Bum. I would like to see that. D6? That's Red. Wouldn't mind having one of those. (Do not take this out of context.) Wouldn't mind having rage? So that I could hurt myself with the IV bag and gain some damage? That would be pretty sweet. Pills! (Drugs!) Forty-Eight Hour energy, (Isaac experiencing the pains of donating blood. Or his life.) If I get a pill that takes my red hearts above the limit (what about soul?) like, that's not my fault. Or a balls of steel or something like that. That's just expected though... (PAIN!) wooooooooooOOOOOOOW! Knockback! I F**king hate you piece of sh*t Knock me back into the spikes and now we just like literally have no more health left. (Mimicking Commenter): Oh My God he's complaining! (Cont.): AHH! I hate his content now. He doesn't do anything but complain. AHHHHH! Hi! Welcome to the Binding of Isaac(TM)! It's a tough game! Uh, that actually fits the bill, beside the little bit of brown up there. But, you know what? We have enough money, we have enough money, I'm taking undefined. I'm gonna say that counts. (Billy the Commenter): Oh MAI GAWD, I examined the colors and there is a little bit of yellow in there! (I'm naming him Billy now. Deal.) *inhale* (Billy):Waaah Brown is just like a red, right? (No, it isn't) You go to the orange section and you just add some tint to it. You add some black and you get brown anyways. you don't even- DON'T EVEN! Grundle Me! (Billy): OH MAI GAWD, There's still brown in it- I just literally talked to you about the brown situation. Downtown, Mr. Brown. 2 of Clubs, I like that very much so. Ok, we should be in an OK shape because of the fact we can just blow ourselves (CONTEXT!) Ladies. Back to full health. Unless we like really bung(?) it up. And our undefined now can take us into the deal with the devil Although we can't afford it, so, doesn't really buy me much. But! It is a free teleport. Uh, to get to undefined, or the uh, I am Error room. That's uh, pretty white! And we don't have uh... And we don't have 3. 3 is our cap. So, I'm assume black hearts/soul hearts is what was meant there. Alright, since we already did the floor we can go ahead and take damage and not worry about it. And go ahead and teleport myself out. Although, I should probably save the charge. I should probably save the charge Uh, to get that deal with the devil Oh, walked right over the spikes!(That hurt you last time) (In the key of C): Cause I'm dreaming of a red Chirstmas! That's Racist. (Yep.) Just like the ones I used to blow... (CONTEXT. PLEASE) That's Sexist Forty-Eight Hour energy! Aww! I don't have to worry about anything anymore. Cause I could just go, secret room. OR WE COULD JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE I AM ERROR ROOM! That's cool too! I guess it just randomly picks one of them(We'll see about that) Alright, let's just leave, I don't really have to fight him. Let's just go! Apparently we are stuck here!(HA!) OK! I'm gonna leave then. Byee! It's been fun! (Not.) It's been lots of fun (Not. Again.) Really cool seeing ya. I love hanging out. We should do it again sometime. (Scene 5, Fade Open): F**K! Deal with the devil, down the f**king drain because of that bullsh*t. I can't dodge! like, predetermined tracks man! (Oh boy, I hear Billy.) A lot of you guys don't know, but I'm actually trapped captive in someone's basement (yours) and they force me. He/She(/They) forces me to play Isaac, all day long. Against my will. I never even like this game to begin with (D:) That's uh... THE RED? PINK IS RED! Pink is red. (Like orange, which is not red, is brown) Alright? Don't even- Don't even go there! Pink is a mixture between red and white, both of which, are allowed (Yeah, sure.) Compass, is of course, white and red. That's, that's got some blue in it, so I won't take it. What the f**k happened to that sh*t? What happened to that dingle (called a dip)? I don't think I killed him. I think he flew away! You're a wizard dingle! (Dip) You're a wizard dip (yay, you fixed it!) You're a dip wizard. Joker card, probably even worth using right now. That's what I'm talking about! That's the black item that I was looking for. Oh my favorite. Oh my favorite. x2 Oh my favorite. x3 Love it! Ok so 3 red hearts, 3 soul hearts, don't forget (Oh you will.) Let's not surpass this, dark bum. Hold me to it. You what I think should've been an added benefit? I feel like, pyromaniac should allow me to be immune to fires as well. I should be able to walk on fires and not have orange fires shoot me anymore. Wouldn't that make a lot of sense (Yeah.) The answer is yes, it was a rhetorical question (Oh.) The answer is yes, it does make a lot of sense. alright, that's our cap. If I pick one up from now on it's an accident. (even if you lose health?) If I pick another one up, whoopsiedoodles. I just, sometimes I slip into that Obama voice, and I just like I don't know, I can't avoid it. (Real Obama Voice): If I pick another one up. (Cont.): Whoopsiedoodles (Cont.): My daughter Malia. (Cont.): Used to love it when I said, "Whoopsiedoodles". (Billy!): That doesn't sound like anything like Obama! You're terrible! (Billy):Kill yourself faggot. I can't have those it's too many! Stop! (NEVER!) Stop trying to force feed me. The Stain. (On my shirt) Let's try to get him to pop up on the fires, like right there. Boom! HA HA HAAA! Sucks to suck Bra. (Takes Damage after insult.) That's White and Red! White and Red (Yeah!) Haaaaa! Awww! That's so good! I feel, I feel good about what we did today, I don't know about you guys but I feel- Pretty Damn Good.(TM) (In the key of C): Cause I'm dreaming of a Pretty Damn Good(TM) Christmas! Xtra Large floor, that's, that's not really what I wanted, but, sure. Ok so, tech .5, ehhhh Kinda, Kinda removes the idea of the flamethower(But lasers!), but! But! (Hutts Butts(TM)) But, In my defense, I did even adhear To the extra stringent strict rules of the color schemes. So! (And the other times?) (psst. You have four soul hearts now, so, yeah.) Brown is going down. (Takes Damage after insult 2.0) Brownie is going down-ie. We gotta get real close to him though. I could just take him out with tech .5, but that's not the point of the challenge That's not the point of what we're trying to do here! (Yeah!) And besides, I don't need to do the pussy tactics. I'm gonna go in there, full boar man! Alright! That's got some yellow in it. So, I won't be taking it. *Isaac!* What's next, Mom? (Willy, Dumber cousin of Billy): But Mom's blue! (Willy): You can't fight her, because you can only fight enemies that have red in them I love how I'm just making these patches of fire, Outside the eyeballs, so when the enemies spawn, they immediately get burnt into Crispy-Crisps(TM) Aww, Crisp me daddy! Crisp me daddy. Mom's Knife(Sac Dagger) Eeeh, Can I take it? Sacrificial dagger I mean, Mom's knife is not allowed, sacrificial dagger IS allowed. kk And book of belial is allowed, do I want to take it? (Yes.) Is the question. Uh... That's White. Womb one? You know what I'm gonna do? *Woosh* Undefined. That worked very well. That's got red in it! That's got red, you can't argue that! (Red item anyway) Mom's lipstick, Ok that actually is black. That's actually perfectly gray, white, and red, so. Although, I kinda missed my chance at a deal with the devil and a health upgrade, probably wasn't gonna happen anyways. Oh you know what I was thinking of earlier When I was like, it teleports you to a room you haven't been in? That's the golden remote, that's teleport 2.0 I had that mixed around. Your right(Yes I am): Undefined randomly selects secret room, top secret room, or I am error room. Deal with the devil isn't even included. I was mixing up two items. That sh*t happens all the time, don't worry about it (Billy): OH MY GOD! He doesn't know items and he has 400 hours into the game! AHHHHH! Nobody cares about your complaining Tim.(Oh Crap, his name is Tim? Whoops.) We gotta keep this together you guys, We could easily blow this. This is easily blow-able I'm gonna be blown into the tears. It's gonna be real hard dodging. I should probably try and use my sac dag and nothing else honestly, that would be the smart play because, No Knockback. Oh my god, we are so close to death you guys. OHHHHHHHH JEEZ Hush Fight? *Laughter of Fear* No! No, no, no! (Do it.) Not the hush fight, OH! Dark Judas though! Dark Judas though is black. Officially. Is Officially black. We wait to kill myself. We wait to kill myself, and we do the hush fight (Oh no.) Because F**k everything. (That would be a head) (That would be a good head for this!) That's technically not red though, (It's "Brown") Technically not red. So you know what? We should not take it. Which sucks, cause it's glorious. (Willy): But it's brown, and you argued brown! I did, didn't I? (He's gonna take it now.) I did, didn't I. And that's blue. This is OK, I'll take the unicorn horn I'll say that mystery sack counts Can't tell if it's gray or purple in this light. (In the key of C): Just like the one's I used to know I can't, I can't win without it... I'm a take it. We argued brown, let's go with it. (Now Tim): But Hush has damage scaling, Blaaaa Tim you are f**king annoying today. Seriously, go away. I can't risk it that, hard, OK. I, I'm almost tempted here, to use my unicorn horn, On, THIS part of the fight, I think we literally f**ked it. I think we are scrudmuffins(?) Cause I got rid of my red health, and the only thing that was really keeping us pushing forward, was the fact that we had pyromaniac that gave us health when the bombs go off. We don't get that with soul hearts(Or dark judas, or ???) We screwed the pouch big time. (Takes damage on personal insult 3.0) Big f**king time, and there we go, there's a piece of damage I can't do this, I can't even survive the first one. Nope! Can't be done! It literally cannot be done. I have to use my unicorn horn, before the fight even starts, so. OH GOOOOOD! (Dat Knockback tho.) (Tim): Hutts you did this to yourselllllf! Tim, Go AWAY! Go Away Tim! Nobody cares about what you say! (Damage after insult 4.0) I took- Where did I take damage? How? It didn't even make noise! (Yes it did, you were yelling at Tim.) Tim, I will f**king murder you. Sassy Tim, bitch This is actually going pretty well (Oh I remember this!) all things considered... (In the previews!) "He said, right before he dies, miserably"(Yes we know Hutts) alone... ...unloved. D: (Isaac swearing as his soul leaves the mortal world...) WOOOOOOOOOO! Oh we respawn as blue baby first? *Laughter of dying inside* GOOD! That's Great News! That is excellent news, thank you. (Takes Damage) F**K YOU! OHHHHHH MAI GAAWD I can't! This cannot be done. (Takes Damage, again) YAAAY! WOO! Lovin' this! Ba da ba ba baaaa I'mmmm lovin' it! F**king scrorched earth you piece of sh*t Nice Flame Beard! Just close your eyes, just close your eyes and pretend the tears aren't there. There is no spoon(What?) There's no f**king spoon, it doesn't exist. The spoon is a lie to keep us here. Everyone knows it. Oh my god, those flies though Naw, this is the end This is the beginning of the end, right here. (Dies) OH! THE NUB! (Cries of pain and torture.) Undefined, take me away! That's not away! Take me away undefined! I wanna go!(Home) Nooooo! This run run can't be done, this run run can't be done (MARIO TIME LAPSE!) (So how are you?) (Oh, Big hush) (I'm fine.) (Been working on these captions for 5 hours no joke.) (It's Fun.) (It's all for hutts really.) (He's a good youtuber) (See you next time...) (silence of victory) (sigh of victory) I wonder how much I'm gonna regret Oh! Oh my god, too close. I wonder how much I'm gonna regret not taking undefined to potentially get The I am error room here. (Cries of pain.) NOOO! Not like this! Are you f**king kidding me? (No.) No Gurdy Jr. :( No to you my friend. Give me a fricking red heart, would you? Not this room, not these enemies. Just no please. maybe a tinted rock? just give me a red heart! ;-; alright, alright, YOLO (After you died twice before) YoloMcSwagginstime(?) Do more damage than that sac dag. I need you to do more damage than that sac dag! That's not good enough! :( That's not good enough. Oh my god, I didn't even see that guardian angel. (You're not supposed to, it's an angel.) Holy shnikes man. I'm thinking of like, health upgrade in the next floor. I'm thinking health upgrade in the next floor would be pretty cool. Just even one red heart- actually you need two red hearts to maximize your usage of pyro. *Dodging Grunt* uh-oh-uh-oh-woah-woah-woah-woah(x10) (Grunting sigh of victory.) (victory pose) *laughter of relief* (In the key of D): Ahhhh! We can do dis! I believe in us! What do we got? Not red. I'm gonna say mom's wig is not red enough. If we die, that's why. I know, I just need to give myself an excuse. (suuure.) Luck Up! Technically a red pill! Uh, yeah he's pretty red. But, uh, not very good. Who's here? There he is. (In the key of f**k): F***************************K Not like this! Not like f**king this man. I gotta use my-I gotta use it. Not like this. Not like this. I won't go down like this. Alright you guys. Let's get that battery, this is our last shot, right here This is our last shot. Redemption Time! We can do this. It's gonna feel really good. Let's go Let's go Let's Goooo-ooooh Power Up now. Could've been better. Be quite honest. (You Can do it!!) I'm more worried about the- F-F-FLIES than anything Oh my god! The homing shots! Too Stronk! You Too Stronk Man. Oh! Not the Teleport. Not the teleporting. Please, sir. Friends don't let friends teleport drunk. Uh-Oh! Uh-Oh! x2 Uh-Oh! x3 Uh-Oh! x4 Uh-Oh x5 OH! OHHHHHHHHH MY GOD! Wow Touch the chest! My heart right now, my heart right now is like *Fast Hutts' Heart Noises* We did it! We did it! Thank you so much AirTech_NEO for the submission, I appreciate it! You guys should go to the reddit page and vote on other challenges that you want to see me play. I hope you guys have enjoyed watching this. Even this you're probably just gonna focus on the fact that I counted Cricket's Head as red (Oh yes we will.) But I throughly enjoyed playing it, and I will see you guys in the next one. See you guys. Main Captions By: Sam Ruggerio aka Pazon Edits by: XXX (Noone yet.) (I spent 6.75 hours on captions) (Thanks, and goodbye.)
